Xin Lan used to be in the villain department, but then went to the face-slapping department and became a professional ex-girlfriend.... more>>

System: I have hundreds of methods here that can make ex-boyfriends regretful, which one do you want, the one that makes your ex-boyfriend regret it or the one that causes a cuckold to seduce a million people?

Xin Lan: Robbing him of his woman.

System: —–

Xin Lan: Not good? Then I will threaten him and oppress him ……

System: Let’s discuss how to steal his woman.

T/N:

Regret it 后悔莫及 (hòuhuǐmòjí): too late for regrets (idiom); It is useless to repent after the event. <<less

“Welcome to a world of endless warfare.... more>>

“You’re a blade. It’s your destiny to kill and conquer for God.

“You must win every battle. Regardless of whether you’re a defender or trailblazer; whether you’re an impassive weapon or impassioned ammunition; whether your identity is a commander, soldier, or prisoner.

“Remember that your merit is his merit, and your glory is his glory.

“Victory or defeat, fresh flowers or a tombstone, you only have one end.

“Walk through that door, and you are war incarnate.”

“No.” He said, “I am victory.”

–

He stood before the door. “One last question.”

“Please, ask.”

“How will he reward me?”

“…” <<less

Chi Yan had always had a weak constitution, and ghosts had always tried to kill him. He had tried many ways to change his situation, but it was all futile.... more>>

Coincidentally, Third Master Ye of Shiming City passed away, and a priest informed Chi Yan that Third Master Ye possessed the “look of demon,” Carrying a bit of this man’s ashes and installing an altar for him at home could help control the evil spirits around Chi Yan.

Left with no choice, Chi Yan took a gamble. Amazingly, it worked. However he didn’t expect to instead be haunted by the most persistent ghost of them all.

Obsessed with love, undying resentment, possessed by evil. <<less

Lu Li was a straight man, but he was chosen to be a scumbag in a BL novel.
Lu Li became devastated, because all he liked were beautiful fair-skinned girls with big breasts and big butts.
The system's mind also collapsed. It never expected that the boat in the plot would turn over. The Shou in different worlds would rebel and become the Gong.... more>>

System: "Dear host, you have to make the Shou fall in love with you without OOC~"
Lu Li: "I don't like men."
The persistent system: "This system can provide free documents for the host to learn and observe!"
Lu Li rose in anger: "My eyes are on fire! tr*shy system! I want to report!"
The system was dissatisfied with his incompetence: "You better f*ck him!"
Lu Li adamantly refused: "He and I are just good brothers!"
System: "Hehe."

Guide:
①In every world, the Shou will be blackened into Gong.
② Slag Gong doesn't necessarily deserve cheap Shou. Gong is always the same person. Unwaveringly Insisting on 1V1. <<less

Zhou Weiqi was accidentally bound to a “f*ck those tyrants” system, and his task was to travel through various worlds to overthrow all kinds of tyrant bosses and f*ck them into submission.... more>>

Only by completing the task can Zhou Weiqi leave successfully and accumulate a certain amount of experience.

The tyrant of a Mary Su idol drama, the tyrant of a Mary Su romance novel, the tyrant of a scumbag novel… Wait, f*ck them all! <<less

Xie Shian, bound by the ‘Return from Evil to Righteousness’ system 250, replaced heartless male characters in various worlds. These individuals failed to appreciate the love and affection he had yearned for.... more>>

In one world, young An An, the adopted son of a deaf-mute couple, vowed to change his ways and become a loving son to his parents.

In another world, the boy who had been raised on scraps later reunited with his biological parents, exclaiming, “Don’t touch me!!!”

In a half-animal world, a young tiger, once fed by his blood relatives, grew wise and resented his impure lineage. However, he affectionately presented his mother with a rabbit, urging her to taste it with a playful nudge.

In the world of the stallion novel, the eldest son sacrificed everything to save his child. He harbored resentment towards his mother for not providing him with a healthy body. Determined to make his mother happy, he confronted his deceitful grandfather, confronted his scoundrel of a father, and helped his mother find a second chance at love. <<less

Mr. System: [Welcome to the “Irrigation Plan for the Love Storage Tank”, please work hard to clear the levels without OOC.】... more>>

Copy 1. The boss who is overbearing and the one that irrigates love, you are the vicious male who instigated a plan to destroy him and his white Moonlight.

Copy 2. A sensitive and gloomy financial president, you were the first love who admired vanity when you were young and abandoned him in chaos.

Copy 3. A possessive and vengeful sick villain, you are the shadow of all his life.

…

#OOC is to die, the role-playing of the worst acting player in history

#Every day I try to test the edge of OOC

Small theater 1：

A mysterious patient: You love me too, you are willing to heal me, why don’t you want to admit it?

Su Lingyan: Sir, delusions can be cured, please don’t lose confidence……

The mysterious patient’s eyes gradually became terrifying.

Su Lingran corrected his words: Of course I love you, but the first rule of our psychiatrist’s professional code – you can’t fall in love with a client.

The mysterious patient’s eyes were gentle: You wait for me, come back with a different identity.

Su Lingran: Meow meow?

Small Theater 2:

Before irrigating the boss’s love value, should he be irrigated by love value first?

So, Su Lingran harassed the boss infatuatedly, while fluttering colorful flags outside.

Finally, he was caught by the boss on the spot.

boss: Oh.

Su Lingran is sincere: I worked so hard to be a scumbag to feed you.

Boss held the chain: It doesn’t matter, I can produce and sell it myself.

Su Lingran: I’ll report it, this broken game is a fairy jumping player!

Behind him, Mr. System slowly took off his glasses, and hugged him expressionlessly: [What does the player want to do to me? 】

Su Lingran: Lift… kiss, hug, hold high~

***

Edible guide:

System attack, 1V1.

Love flows to infinity. Mild (micro) suspense burns the brain, you can watch it without thinking, or fatten up a copy.

Su Susu, sweet sweet.

Gugu is a copywriting waste, but the text is better than the copywriting, hey!

Talking from time to time and falling into a cute little theater~

·

Extreme party control, do not join.

If you don’t like it, you can decline the writing guidance.

There is some beauty in this world, which was originally prepared for a small number of people, and it cannot be changed to suit everyone’s preferences.

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In the first copy, the player’s character has no blood or legal relationship with the NPC.

Love storage tank: Psychology believes that everyone has a love storage tank. If a person’s love storage tank is dry, it will be impossible to establish a normal intimate relationship, and no amount of love can be kept for him. <<less

Shi You is bound by the Rescue Villain System, which requires her to transmigrate into the world of a novel, save the pitiful and powerful villain, guide him onto the right path, and save him from the fate of corruption and being cannon fodder.... more>>

At the first encounter:
System: The host must be a well-behaved sweetie.
Shi You with black lines on her forehead: No… I’m not, don’t say things like that.

Later:
System: Compared to the villain, the host seems more like a candidate for blackened person.
Shi You: Should I tell this s*upid system that it bound the wrong person?

Shi You plans to release the binding, but the man tightly holds her in his arms, pleading softly: If you dare to leave, believe me, I’ll die just to show you…

Shi You: QAQ, they say he’s the villain, terrifying when blackened, but he’s actually easily coaxed. As long as I smile, he’s willing to give up his life for me.

Meeting you has made my incomplete self finally whole.

Notes:
Sweet petting story, filled with fluff! Strong female lead, strong male lead, mutual petting.
Ying Zhan vs. Shi You, same person as the male lead, living through each world until the male lead’s death. <<less

Shen Fengyue was a senior back office staff member of Jinjiang harmony Co., Ltd. because of an accident in the company, he was transferred to the task department to deal with bugs.... more>>

Shen Fengyue rubbed his hands, “Eliminate bugs? Easy, let me do it! ”

However,

The first world——

At the beginning, Shen Fengyue entered the campus world just like a hero stepping on colorful auspicious clouds, saving a little cutie who was being bullied on the campus. The little cutie was soft, adorable, and easy to tease. When Shen Fengyue was happily playing with him, the little cutie showed his hidden fangs.

The double personality cutie smiled softly, “Come on, baby.”

Shen Fengyue, “?!”

The second world——

Shen Fengyue re-entered the dream world. He refused to believe in evil, so he devoted himself to protecting the handsome and kind-hearted dumb youth. He tried his best to escape from the crazy, ugly woman, and when he thought he was assured of victory, the dumb boss’s backhand was a flag inserted into him, with the words “I am behind the scenes” shining brightly.

Shen Fengyue, “…”

The third world ——

Shen Fengyue learned from his previous experiences and didn’t save people indiscriminately after crossing into the next world. However, just when he was picking up a piece of garbage, he was saved by a hero.

He was extremely grateful and tried to express his gratitude.

The mermaid boss raised the corner of his lips, “It’s not enough to say thank you when you can repay my gratitude with your body.”

Shen Fengyue, “!!!”

. . .

Many years later, someone interviewed the Big Guy, “How did you get the beauty back?”

Big guy, “I have a soul and a heart that loves him.”

Shen Fengyue: “….” <<less

This exhilarating novel follows the adventures of a sword cultivator male god as he embarks on a satisfying journey of dealing swift retribution (face-slapping) and abusing scum, after unexpectedly becoming a host. ... more>>

Xuan Yuan, a prominent powerhouse in the Cultivation World, was on the verge of ascending to immortality. However, through an unexpected turn of events, he stumbles into the Main God Space, finding himself bound to System 0617!

Breaking free from the Main God's influence, Xuan Yuan commences his transmigration journey, traversing thousands of worlds.

In each transmigration, he steps into the shoes of characters who have faced harsh injustices: the unfortunate son of a first wife who met a tragic end in the tale of a transmigrated concubine's son, the stand-in for a supposedly 'loyal and affectionate' emperor, the villainous eldest senior brother in the youngest junior brother's counterattack story, the tender-hearted second male lead in a heartbreaking CEO saga, a young noble master deserted by a transmigrated woman, a young general who faced an unjust death, the ex of the 'white moonlight'... He transmigrates into the lives of these beleaguered individuals, setting out on a path of retribution (face-slapping) and abusing scum.

From then on, every world that Xuan Yuan passes through... crumbles. <<less

Zhou Zekai is a lonely ghost who tunnels from world to world to complete tasks issued by several wishers. He believed that once he completed one thousand tasks, he would be able to go back to the past and find his real self.... more>>

A deceived film empress, a child bullied in school, an unfaithful wife’s husband, an abducted college student sent into a mountain village…

Zhou Zekai met various wishers and changed many lives.

This is Zhou Zekai’s tale.

This is how the seemingly endless journey began. <<less

Transmigrated as the sickly white moonlight, who can't wait to cough up three liters of blood every day, Chu Yu's character is pitiful, weak and... more>> green tea, which exists in various stand-in literature. He becomes an existence that thousands of readers scorn and hate. <<less

When a person dies, they either die light as a feather (aka unimportant) or heavy as Mt. Tai (aka very important).... more>>

Their nature is certainly not ordinary. So when these kind of people do not die as extraordinary people, their hearts will have some lingering wishes.

Souls with lingerings wishes in their hearts, just one bowl of soup from Meng Po isn’t enough to let them forget past events. Souls that aren’t pure enough can’t go through reincarnation.

Therefore, they need –

Hello, this the underworld’s department of purifying souls, serial number 666 Lu Heng (MC) is at your disposal. Our service objective is: fulfilling your wish to die importantly without being OoC!

Lu Heng: Left the name in the annals, this evaluation grade will for sure be S+!

Section Chief: Lu Heng, why did you break apart the CP again!! I am deducting your salary! Deducting, deducting, deducting!!!!

Lu Heng: Leader, this is really not my fault!!! QAQ

Mysterious Person: *rubs Lu Heng’s head* <<less

After sleeping for 800 years, the Great Demon, Bai Zhi, had woken up in the 21st century. A certain demon had then run around the modern world, surprised to find out that all of the spiritual fruits had gone extinct. He had quickly become very hungry. At that time, the system had appeared. ... more>>

“You can get 20 demonic spiritual fruits by blocking the gun for the great villain.”

Bai Zhi looked at his body that had been beaten into a sieve, “Oh.”

“You can get 50 bottles of demonic spiritual liquid by being a scapegoat for the Great Villain.”

Bai Zhi touched the black ash on his face, “Finished.”

“I’ll present hundreds of demonic spiritual barbecues as a gift if you die in place of the villain.”

Bai Zhi silently held the large knife pushed inside of him, “The barbecue must be very spicy.”

A certain villain: “For the sake of you liking me so much, I’ll consider snatching a $9 marriage license.”

Bai Zhi, who was in the middle of silently nibbling barbecue, “Ah?” <<less

《Live Action mu*der Mystery》Case File:... more>>

A live script acting, deductive reasoning game.
Poor performances result in death.

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If you draw the Deceased Card, please follow the script accordingly and die;
If you draw the mu*derer Card, you might be the real mu*derer, please ensure that you conceal your identity;
Detective, please try your best to guide the players and find the real mu*derer, or else you will be met with the death penalty.

–

Have you drawn the mu*derer Card this day?

——–【System Reminder 】———

Please obey the character design set by the script during enactment, by no means OOC;
Inferences should be made with the script settings as the norm, by no means diverge your thoughts;
The system has the final right to interpretation, have a happy game!

—————-

Gong + Shou: “A pair of As.”

System: “Can’t afford it.” <<less

「You are gorgeous.」... more>>

「You are amazing.」

「Your nature is as fickle as flowing water and as erratic as a flower drifting in the wind.」

「...」

「You will make everyone fall madly in love with you. They will not stop until your entire being is under their possession; until you are trapped and caged; until your limbs are no more. Until you are but a cold body locked away in a freezer—only then will they finally be content.」

「...」

「You will not die. You will revive endlessly.」

After an accident, Chao Deng was forced into binding with a system. The task allocated to him was to enter various worlds to collect fragments of personality.

Chao Deng went after the personification of indifference first, then frivolity, tyranny, paranoia, arrogance… In the end, Chao Deng discovered that these fragments had all come from the same person.

Indulging in love, muddling through life, having your name spread far and wide, or having an existence worth no more notice than a mere speck of dust—these are all the glorious songs dedicated to the life of one truly great.

You were born to be pampered by millions. <<less

What people do, heaven sees. Evil-doers will receive punishment. But there is always someone who thought that because they have the protagonist halo, they could do whatever and bully whomever all they want without any consequences. Then, let’s just remove their halo and tear down their mask of hypocrisy. Let those scum men and goody two-shoes experience "putting yourself in other’s shoes", so they would know they were at fault.... more>>

At first, Lu Jingqian thought he had to sacrifice his body in order to complete the task. But there are three benefits in doing so; having great items, living a good life, and having a high face value. After a long while, he also felt quite good... what to do?

System, "Can you be more modest? Please remember when you first rejected the idea, what about those just and upright words you said before?"

Lu Jingqian looked at the sky, "Modest? What's that? Can it be eaten?" <<less

After graduating from university, Shangnan was pulled into a system called “Monster Rescue”. Every world had such a monster: They hid in the crowd, maybe as students, maybe as actors. All of them were beautiful, and they all had miserable and lonely childhoods.... more>>

That’s why they hated humans. They could go berserk at any time, causing chaos and destruction in the world where they inhabited.

Shangnan’s mission was to make these monsters feel the love and beauty of humans.

In the first world, Shangnan’s beautiful mother was desperately inserting needles into the paper effigy she held in her hands.

“Be hit and killed as soon as you step out!”

“You deserve to die like your mother!”

“Stealing what’s mine, damn you!”

With each curse, the beautiful mother stuck a needle into the paper effigy.

The paper effigy in his mother’s hand, however, kept smiling with the corners of its mouth raised, a gentle and calm smile.

The system prompted that the target of the mission was outside the door. Shannan went downstairs to open the door——

Standing at the door was a thin and slender young man, smiling at Shangnan. Shangnan was stunned because the person looked exactly like the paper effigy in his mother’s hand.

Shangnan’s redemption mission encountered a problem because the monsters did not seem to need much rescue. Instead, they began to send signals of courtship to Shangnan:

1. The paper effigy used its own body to cut out a string of little hearts and gave them to Shangnan.

2. While Shangnan was asleep, the nightmare wove a romantic dreamland for him.

3. The octopus stretched out its tent**les to encircle Shangnan’s ankle.

Shangnan: “?”

System: Oh, oh, it’s courting

Compared to salvation, this is more like a gentle and compassionate taming.

1. Able to act and pretend to be a drama queen, beauty Shou × charming and crazy in love, monster Gong

2. All worlds and plots are fictional by the author. They are non-human beings. Some behaviours are different from human behaviours. Respect biological diversity. Thank you to all. <<less

Lu Lili is a rent collector who, at a young age, has already retired.... more>>

One day, she was bound by a quick transmigration system that required her to perform various strange tasks in different worlds.

System: Host, there are many handsome men in these small worlds. You can choose anyone you like.

Lu Lili: …

She looked at all the handsome men around her and thought that the system did not disappoint her!

…

After completing a world, a man tightly held her hand before he died, unwilling to let go.

He asked, “If there is an afterlife, would you be willing to be with me forever and ever?”

Of course, Lu Lili replied, “I am willing.”

However, the system suddenly announced, “The contract is established!”

Lu Lili was confused, “What contract?”

The system smirked, “The contract that binds you to him forever and ever~” <<less

Su Ye transmigrated to the “Mist Realm,” filled with all kinds of strange and bizarre tales, and received an acting system that allows him to act as various characters from anime.... more>>

“My name is Su Ye, and I’m a seventeen years old student.” Wearing a cap and a student uniform, the towering teenager stood at the entrance of the Zoo, slightly pressing the brim of his hat with his hand.

[The Zoo’s Visitor’s Code] [The Zoo’s Employee’s Code] [The Aquarium’s Recruitment Notice] [The Aquarium’s Employee’s Code] …… <<less

Yan Chu, the protagonist, transmigrated into myriad of worlds, completing one mission after another.

Song Yu Xi is a tasker.... more>>

The system told her that she has a great and glorious task on her shoulders – to save the world!

Song Xu Yi is dedicated to her work, remembering the first rule of the Fast-Travel Code of “no love”, and is dedicated to reforming the world-ending villain and strengthening the power of the protagonist, but she never thought that every world would develop in an unpredictable direction:

The beautiful and charming villainous movie queen hugged Song Xu Yi’s neck and breathed like an orchid: “Kid, why do you always blush when you see me?”

The sickly and delicate villain Omega raised Song Xu Yi’s chin: “My dear Miss Song, how does it feel to have an Alpha become an Omega?”

The cold and beautiful villain student sneered and put the five million check into her school bag: “There is no other way to repay the favor of funding, only the promise of your body.”

The villainous princess disguised as a prince slowly tore up the peace proposal: “If you want to negotiate peace, you can let your Grand Princess Song Xu Yi come and make peace…”

System （(艹皿艹 )）: Say no to love and don’t fall in love!!!

Song Xu Yi ((╥_╥)): Sorry!

I blame the villain for being too beautiful, I couldn’t see her tears…

The love story of a hardworking wage earner tasker and a gloomy world-destroying paranoid villain. <<less

In each world derived from novels, there would be such a person; a protagonist, who although in name was no less than a proud son of heaven, had a destiny of neverending suffering, humiliation, betrayal, and abuse. The threads of these people’s fates were twisted in such a horrid way for one and only one simple reason; in the eyes of heaven, they were people whose temperaments should be honed and flaws smoothed akin to the surfaces of small pebbles fallen under running water, until the day came when they would finally be able to claim the seat at the pinnacle of the world that rightfully belonged to them.... more>>

But the harshness of such tempering was unbearable to the protagonists, and by the time they achieved their predestined glory, no residual goodness and kindness remained in their hearts. One by one, those people chose to walk the road of blackening, from which they were never to return.

Then, some systems received a rather strange task; change the destiny of the protagonist, no matter what it takes. This was to be done by (including, but not limited to:) [acting as the protagonist’s golden finger], [becoming the protagonist’s mentor], [acting as the protagonist’s good brother]…

The systems were confident in their success: there should be no problem, we can solve anything.

The protagonists replied: don’t worry, we’ll take care of anything that goes wrong. <<less

In the Time Space Department, Shen Wan is tasked with transforming the pe*verted, extreme male protagonists and tragic plotlines of various novel worlds into heartwarming stories.... more>>

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Stepping into the world of a pe*verted CEO.

Shen Wan finds herself in a challenging situation.

Shen Wan: He wants to dissect me for the white moonlight? Sorry, but this can’t turn sweet.

Leader: If you can’t make it sweet, you won’t earn or return.

The beautiful supporting character: This person should be locked up.

Later, Shen Wan is taken home by the beautiful supporting character, and readers exclaim, “So sweet.”

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Entering a Royal romance novel.

Shen Wan: He wants to use my blood to cure his cinnabar mole… It’s truly impossible to make this sweet.

Leader: You’ll find a way.

Beautiful Princess Supporting Character: Once I’m emperor, I’ll exile my royal brother to a distant land.

Shen Wan later becomes the empress, and readers comment, “Truly sweet.”

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Entering a Xianxia novel.

Shen Wan: He wants to steal my spiritual roots and stab my heart, this can’t possibly be made sweet.

Leader: Ask the neighboring female demon cultivator for advice.

Beautiful Demon Cultivator Supporting Character: I decapitated him with a single swing of my sword.

Later, the demon cultivator supporting character abandons her demonic path and becomes a cultivator. Readers cheer, “So sweet!” <<less

Li Su, who was infertile and divorced, accidentally came across a system. She travelled through world after world and finally fulfilled her wish to be a mother. But why was it that the children the system assigned her were so weird? ... more>>

But it didn’t matter, because I am your mother! <<less