The hero union's BBS, where heroes gather, crossing many dimensions. A bulletin board made by heroes for heroes. Unfair settings, complaints about comrades, tales of failure, and discussions of secret agendas, they are all found here! Even now, new threads are being made!... more>>

A comedic chronicles about the travails of heroes. <<less

“Young man, your chastity was lost.”... more>>

“Σ ( ° △ °|||)!!”

"Give up your v**ginity to save the world! Our motto is–” “I didn’t think it would be bent, la la la la la!” <<less

Qiao Qixi woke up one day to find himself transmigrated as a polar bear and he merely took more care of the injured bear next door when the other side see him in a different light.... more>>

A gay… bear?

Later he found out his guess was right. Shit, experts say the animal world is full of homosexuals, it is indeed true! He was not deceived!

And it’s happened more than once.

Afterwards, regardless of whether he was transmigrated as a lion, tiger or leopard… he would be targeted by the same s*x.

Even as a peacock, there will be another peac*ck that will spread out its tail feathers to tempt him.

Is Qiao Qixi bothered by it, you ask?

No, he enjoys being fed by all the big guys. <<less

In order to earn points to exchange for a body resurrection, Ran Muxun had no choice but to enter a battle of wits with the male god. ... more>>

System: Host, if you want to prevent the world from collapsing, you must first fulfil the capture target’s wish.

Ran Muxun’s head hurt to no end, staring at the man before her……

“I….like you?” she tentatively sounded out.

The man smiled slightly, “in this case, I will allow you to be with me for a lifetime!”

System prompt: Capture target favourability value +10, Task completion progress -10

Ran Muxun was dumbfounded: This isn’t the same as what we agreed on ah… <<less

The legendary tale of the Xyrin Empire is not about its struggles… or the tempest of another world or some cultivation myth. This is a super-serious, super-hard sci-fi novel about saving the world.... more>>

Take what I’m saying seriously…

Not.

Okay, this is just a funny story about a deceptive human emperor, bringing his bunch of slippery alien leaders to have fun saving the world every day.

Chen Jun is an unmotivated otaku who turns into the Emperor of an ancient intergalactic magic sci-fi empire. With the aura of a stay-at-home dad, he is nothing but a middle-aged man who adopts a group of lolis… and an army of freeloading aliens that came out of nowhere. Er, what?

Ahem. Really though, this is a super-serious story… a super-mega-ultra-serious sci-fi story.

For the Empire! <<less

The end of all worlds approach.... more>>

The Demon King Order harvests lives from all manners of living beings.

Within this darkness full of despair, a single person escaped from space-time, returned to before the world collapsed, determined to change the fate of the past.

But as time pass, he gradually finds out that the Apocalypse isn’t quite as simple as he thinks… <<less

The dream you lost because of love, I’ll help you get it back on this redo with my own hands.
 
Song Yucheng is an... more>> eminent personage among the legal practitioners known by the moniker "Expert Home-Wrecker," specializing in handling divorce cases. Because of an unexpected event, a quick transmigration system bonds with him. From then on, he transmigrates through various worlds one by one, especially smacking the faces of all the self-centered scum men and the manipulative two-faced women in these worlds.
 
If you have 100 reasons to give me crap, then I too have 10,000 ways to break up with you. <<less

I heard that recently the Underworld has opened a new “present life” business—... more>>

Jiang Yuyan, as a salesperson in the emotional unit, started her helper business on Earth.

“I have a commission! I want to retaliate against those scum men and women!”

“The Underworld’s self-service system has accepted your request.”

“I have a request! Please bring my ex-boyfriend down too!”

“The local government self-service system has accepted your request. Commissioned.”

..Huh, wait! Bring down?

The system was stunned: Wait, Jiang Yuyan… stop! We are not omnipotent! This commission cannot be accepted!

There are fewer scum men and women in the world, but the system of the Underworld is crying—

Jiang Yuyan, don’t pretend to be forced by the Underworld! <<less

On April 1st, 20XX, I came across something good and something bad. The good thing is that I obtained a transmigration machine and could travel... more>> around through transmigration. The bad thing is that when it got halfway through the transmigration process, the System crashed——《Tang You’s Memoir》 <<less

Fang Shan is a system, one day on a mission to find the wrong host after getting drunk. ... more>>

As the future heir of the Wei family, Wei Su Shen has a ruthless attitude and is a big brother sought after by countless people.

Until one day –

[ Fang Shan: Although you are just a rookie today, you can still soar into the nine heavens tomorrow! ]
Wei Su Shen: ……

[ Fang Shan: I guarantee that those who looked down on you and persecuted you in the past will all pay the price! ]

Wei Su Shen: ……

Later, Wei Su Shen, who was already at the top of his life, was forced to stand at the top of the world.

[Fang Shan: Now dear host, please shout our slogan in front of everyone!]

Wei Su Shen: …… Don't, don't discriminate against a poor young man.

Crowd: No! Shame!!! <<less

Quickly adapt into various kind of character shou vs various kinds of handsome gong.... more>>

In the romance story, the female lead has at least three spare tires. Before the female lead and the male lead became lovers, the supporting male character is used for infatuation. However, at the end of the story, the most injured one is the supporting male character.

Qi Yan is the lucky boy selected by the system.

[Host, your task is to bend the male lead and cast aside the female lead.]

“….What hatred do you have for the female lead <<less

Wen Nuan, a newcomer to the job, gets assignments from the main system to play the role of supporting characters or cannon fodder villains in different worlds, complete the mainline tasks, and become a stepping stone for the male and female protagonists to achieve success and harmony in their lives.... more>>

After completing a hundred tasks, Wen Nuan still holds onto her original intentions and dreams of retiring to enjoy a peaceful life in an easygoing world.

But then some of the worlds she’s visited have unexpected changes in the female protagonist, altering the mainline and preventing the male and female protagonists from finding harmony. As a result, the mainline of these worlds collapses, freezing all of Wen Nuan’s points.

From being rich to being dirt poor, she faces the consequences.

The system’s solution is for Wen Nuan to enter these collapsing worlds and reduce the blackening value of the female leads.

Collapsed World 1:

The Popular Actress and Wealthy CEO: Am I just someone you think wants to marry into a rich family?

Collapsed World 2:

The Cold and Paranoia Genius and the Arrogant School Bully: Are you being nice to me out of sympathy?

Collapsed World 3:

The Capital’s Richest Man and the Debauched and Charming Prince: Can’t you live without a man?

Collapsed World 4:

The Disciple of the Demon Clan and the Master of the Immortal Sect: Master, it hurts so much, can you bear to kill me? <<less

After the last alien in the world was bound to a s*upid but cute salvation system who mistakenly thought he was human:... more>>

A resource depleted world:

Alien: "I can help reduce their population down to 5% in a short period of time. This way, this planet can develop sustainably.”

System 2d14 was frightened to tears. [No, don’t! Lord Host!]

-

A certain day:

System 099 was shocked: [Lord Host, the record for your first mission was actually b-broken by a rookie!]

Big boss Huo Li instantly raised an eyebrow with interest. “Oh? Who was it?”

A certain alien happily thought that he was invincible amongst all carbon-based lifeforms! Until…… he came across a pe*vert with powerful psychic abilities!

A startled alien: “Hey! Why can’t I control myself?!”

Extremely powerful psychic ability user gong x ultimate evolution of carbon-based lifeforms shou

Loyal dog with a very strong sense of responsibility gong x always pretending to be human black bellied shou

In the beginning, there was a love-hate relationship and mutual dissing. Later on, there was a pair of husbands joining hands to fight monsters~ <<less

Mi Dao is a game scriptwriter and a man who loves men.... more>>

Every time he writes a game, he will entrain private goods and put the persona of his crush on an important role, and add a variety of s*xual thoughts.

These s*xual thoughts include but are not limited to: blackening, jealousy, Shura Field, “beep——” and “beep——”.

Until one day, Mi Dao accidentally transmigrated and also accidentally increased the favorability of important characters.

As a result, he was unable to collapse. He could only pretend to be aggrieved and cry “no” while listening to all kinds of what his crush said to him:

“Brother, I don’t allow you to leave me anymore.”

“Everything about you is mine.”

“I can give you everything except freedom.”

…

Ah, Ah, Ah, what is this amazing joy that God has unfolded, ah, ah, ah!!!

Afterward, Mi Dao groaned on the bedside with a lollipop dangling in his mouth:

“Ask another. Asking is happiness.” <<less

After she noticed she was being chased after by a certain beauty, she bound herself to a System and started her quick transmigration journey… ... more>>

After a countless number of worlds, the beauty was finally driven to villainy, and his long, elegant fingers pulled at his black tie… <<less

"What exactly are you planning to do?" ... more>>

"I want to join forces with the Pretty Cure girls."

"You've misunderstood me, partner. I'm referring to your enigmatic presence, switching between being a hero and a villain, constantly gathering darkness. What is your true purpose? Where are you ultimately headed? Who are you fighting for?"

"I'm fighting to win the hearts of a few Pretty Cure girls and make them my wives." <<less

Li Xia, who was in the terminal stage of a type of cancer named poverty, discovered that she was chosen by a Wealth Flaunting System as the lucky Koi Fish.... more>>

System’s main mission: Transmigrate into different worlds as the richest mother of the villain, instill correct values to the villain and prevent him from turning evil.

System’s side mission: The System would provide infinite money, spend money to slap others in the face, and completely change your fate!

[World of the rich and wealthy]
Son(villain): “I don’t want to leave mummy.”

Li Xia: “Mummy will always stay by your side.”

Rich and wealthy: “My wife is infertile, here’s 5 million, give my son to me.”

Li Xia: “Oh? How about I give you 10 times the amount, leave us alone!”

[World of entertainment circle]
Son(villain): “Mummy, I want daddy.”

Li Xia: “Alright, no problem.”

Best Actor: “I won’t ever recognize him as my son, if you dare to expose me, then don’t blame me for taking action.”

Li Xia: “Then do it, let’s see which is more useful, the fame of a Best Actor or money.” <<less

A Fortune-teller once said that Tang Wan was destined to live her entire life alone, but she didn’t believe him, she had money and beauty, how could she not get married? ... more>>

She ended up having 99 boyfriends, each of whom found their true love and dumped her within a month!

The last one even ran off with another woman on their wedding day!

Then she was bound to a daddy system.

Dad System: Want a perfect husband? No.998, no No.888, just bind to my Daddy System and the perfect husband will be delivered to your home!

Tang Wan: Daddy?

Daddy System (shy): Hello daughter~ Call Daddy, you can have any kind of son-in-law you want!

After binding to the system, Tang Wan only wanted to strangle it. The promised perfect husband?! These men with crooked natures, who dares to want them?! Would I not be personally digging a pit to bury my head in?!

Daddy System: Daughter, why would father let you personally dig a pit to bury your head in? Con? You take a look, which one of them is not premium quality goods? Which one of them is not handsome with long slender legs?

Tang Wan:… <<less

Ye Xu was a player selected by the “Escape Game”. The first time he died, Ye Xu thought he was going to be wiped out. ... more>>

As a result, he opened his eyes and found himself about to play the next escape game.

On the second death, Ye Xu thought he had no chance of being resurrected. But he turned out to be a ghost NPC, intimidating and pursuing players.

When he died for the third time,

Ye Xu …. He’s numb…

After a long time, in this escape game, whether or not the player could live was not important at all, anyway, they could be infinitely resurrected.

What was even more annoying was that only after clearing the customs did Ye Xu discover that the conditions of the customs clearance and the survival of the game world have nothing to do with each other. <<less

Tao Yuan was willing to take the peach blossom system to go to different worlds to complete the tasks, and the most important task is to fall in love. And every relationship must be very sweet. He must be extremely pampered before the task is considered complete.... more>>

In short, after hopping, he must be spoilt in every world, spreading dog food (affectionate love).

White Lotus: I feel the deep malice from the world. If I am the protagonist, why did I end up a cannon fodder?

Slag Man: This slap in the face came too fast- like a tornado. If God gives me another chance to come back, I will love him for 10,000 years.

Onlookers: For God’s sake, take those two lovebirds away, we’re going to die of dog food! <<less

Three days ago, Gin and the Red Team entered the final round of their showdown. Gín held three pairs of kings and a bomb, while the Red Team made an amazing comeback with flying dragons and attacking the opponent’s face.... more>>

A certain driver surnamed Fu was in handcuffs, and said seriously to the person who arrested him: “The boss was a decent person in his lifetime, let me send him a bouquet of flowers before I go.”

For water plants, the world filled with spies, traitors, and lackeys is not as beautiful as it seems. They tried to blend in, but chose the wrong direction and ran all the way to the enemy’s road, ultimately leading to their collective madness and self-destruction. They thought this was the final outcome until Gín was dragged back from the brink of death and bound to a dimensional travel system.

System: Galaxy Technology, a miracle of the universe! Welcome to use…zzz…No. 25…zzz…f**k! This damn pager! What kind of crappy network is this?

Gin: ????

In the first world, he arrived at the Chaos Amus**ent Park.

System: The people here are super friendly and nice to speak to, you’ll love it here!

He rode on the Single Horse of the Rotating Hell, the Fate of the Skyscraper Booze Ghost, the Mahjong Three Missing One Haunted House, and the Hi-DJ Bumper Cars.

System: Watch me give you a good time!

The host Gín, who was pushed to his limits: … I think you have some serious brain damage. <<less

Chen Tong is punished by a demon god to go to each world to be various kinds of spirits, fortunately regardless of what to cross, he is good at using demon spirit magic, healing, prophecy, psychic, all kinds of strong flaunting off isn’t good.... more>>

Thus, warlord and his little mirror, imperial prince and little fox, alliance head and little peach blossom, chief-executive’s little kitty…… having lived a life (chicken) full (flying) of blessing (dog) and beauty (jumping).

Only, –“Baby, when did you change into human form?” The man who is chasing after him regrets asks, “human form can then pa pa pa ……” <<less

Su Kui, as a rich and powerful miss, was actually cheated on. So she decisively left that pair of slag man and woman in disgrace!... more>>

However, even dogs will jump the wall when forced*, so she died…

“Ding! Congratulations on triggering the female support coming out on top system, would you like to be bound to this system?”

Afterwards, Su Kui began her slow heart rendering journey in abusing(hugging) female(handsome male) leads.

* Basically when you push someone too hard, you wouldn’t be able to tell what they’ll retaliate with <<less

Yin Yin was the newly appointed Head Mistress in charge of guarding children that had unfortunate lives in many worlds. Her task was to protect them until they grew up safely.... more>>

However, she found that more and more parents were becoming irresponsible in raising their children. They didn’t pay attention to the well-being of their children, resulting in them experiencing a miserable life.

Seeing the hardships of these pitiful children, Yin Yin finally made a decision to come down personally and become their mother. <<less

[Hidden Stage is open.]
[Hidden Stage 1: Rome (20 AD)]... more>>

The ingredients for my cooking come from the past. <<less