Born as a beta man, Jun-Kyung thought he would die and live a normal life until he suddenly manifested as an Omega. After living a life that changed all over the place in a day, he gave up ju-do, which was like life, and became the exclusive bodyguard for a wealthy family.... more>>

Still he thought he was going to die living a quiet life until he had an accident with his employer’s son.

No, it wasn’t until he found out he was pregnant.

“Is there anyone other than us who knows this?”

Even before accepting the fact that he was pregnant, the other person calmly proposed to him as if he was offering a glass of water.

“Jun-kyung Ho, let’s get married.”

The problem was the person who proposed marriage was the older brother, not the child’s biological father. Jun-kyung’s life which was just normal become intertwined with him and turns into a drama overnight. <<less

A pretty youth transformed by a le*d snake, unable to live on without male seed or urine.

He Is Constantly Jealous Of Himself... more>>

[I Cuckolded Myself-Obsessive-Crazy Gong vs Soft and Sweet, Angelic Wife Shou]

Su Yiran transmigrated and grew up with Gu Yuanting, step by step going through school, college, dating, and getting married together. After marriage, they lived a normal and happy life as a small family, enjoying each day with joy.

Unbeknownst to him, he’d actually transmigrated into a novel as a cannon fodder character who betrayed and framed the dark and villainous boss. Furthermore, he was unaware that his husband was exactly this reborn blackened villainous boss.

One day, Gu Yuanting suddenly lost his memories, which stopped at the moment right before his rebirth in his previous life...

In his past life, Gu Yuanting had experienced betrayal and despair, only to now wake up and find himself back at twenty-six years old. Not only was he married to his past life's enemy, but many things had also changed from his past. Eventually, he came to believe that he had come to a parallel world, becoming another version of himself in this parallel universe.

In the parallel world, the original host, Gu Yuanting, didn't have a disabled left leg, and he didn't return to the powerful and cold Gu Family. Instead, he got married and had an ordinary yet happy and warm little family. His wife, Su Yiran, treated him well, being well-behaved, gentle, and sweet.

However, Gu Yuanting found himself falling in love with the original host's wife.

Su Yiran noticed that Gu Yuanting had been acting strange lately. He suddenly transformed into a powerful figure in a prominent family and became increasingly clingy. He often acted unreasonably, getting jealous for no reason and sometimes even "bullying" him under the pretext of jealousy…

After some time, Su Yiran found out he was pregnant.

Gu Yuanting calculated the timing and realized that he was carrying the original host's child.

Gu Yuanting: ...

【For those who didn't understand the synopsis:】 Timeline: The protagonist gong experienced a tragic life in his previous life → The gong reincarnated, returning to his childhood → He meets the transmigrated shou, falls in love with him, and gets married → Three years after marriage, the gong loses his memory and only remembers his past life → The main story begins → The gong believes he has crossed over to a parallel world and that his past self is the "original host" → The gong falls in love with the shou again, gets jealous of the “original body” and puts a green hat on (cuckolded) himself.

【Even if I lose all memories of you, I will fall in love with you all over again.】

This is a sweet story, incredibly sweet.

Main characters: Gong and Shou have an age-gap relationship. It's a 1v1 (one couple) story with the theme of having a child and daily-life orientation.

【Notice: 1. This is a slice of life oriented story, with daily-life-oriented passages in bold that depict the interactions between the characters. 2. The shou has his own career storyline, and it occupies a certain part of the early plot.】 <<less

My Fiance hates me.... more>>

Michael-sama is kind to everyone and loved by all the people and I’m probably the only one he hates.

It can’t be helped since it’s a political marriage, but I like Michael-sama… Will I be able to get married after graduating from the academy like this?

While I was having these problems, a young lady appeared in front of me and said “Are you Michael-sama’s fiancée? Don’t make me laugh. I’m going to marry Michael-sama!” She pushed me away and left. Furthermore, I was involved in an incident…?

After a period of estrangement, the two dote on each other. The uke (bottom) is unaware of his beauty. There’s a little depiction of happiness in the lieu of others misfortunes . ★ R-18. <<less

This is the story of a Kantas couple’s successful efforts to lay (steal) eggs:... more>>

“… You stole it?” Black’s expression tensed as he cautiously lowered his body, using his wings to conceal the nest more tightly.

“I didn’t steal–” Listening to Black’s question, White’s expression became prouder. He stuffed the large white egg beneath his bu*t as he replied excitedly, “I laid it!”

Boom– Black seemed to have heard the sound of a string known as rationality snapping in his head.

He finally knew what was more infuriating than a husband leaving home for half a year only to come back with a wife three months pregnant. Which was–

A wife leaving home for a few days to find out that his husband had laid an egg!

The story’s protagonist → Meng Jiuzhao (crying) : I am that egg. <<less

As the number one model worker in the Three Thousand Worlds, Du Chengli’s greatest achievement is dividing himself into eight pieces, and then successfully curing eight insane bugs from different planes villain.... more>>

After he was successful and retired, he only had one question: who made his belly bigger?

Du Chengli: I want to cut it open and take it out.

System: Yes, but you will lose your cultivation.

Du Chengli: Then give birth.

System: Without the nourishment of another father, you can’t give birth.

Du Chengli: So I should choose one from eight, can I guess who is the father?

System: How about drawing lots?

[One-sentence introduction: 8 ex-husbands accompany me to have a baby]

[Workaholic cultivation maniac. The character is very good and splitting 8 x various insane villains in every world]

[If there is any disagreement, Shura field]

In the end, mc will merge and Gong is also the same person.

The story of how a slice of me saved a slice of you ^_^ <<less

Synopsis: Coming from the Blue Star, Wang Luan, who had been a woman for over twenty years, transmigrated into an ABO world where humans have six genders. She becomes a female Alpha capable of getting pregnant, and the troubled expression on Wang Luan’s face reveals the pain of her new and different body.... more>>

Wang Luan: Help!

As a useless young lady from the noble Wang family, she is assigned a SSS-ranked male Omega as her partner. This hamdsome Omega, Yan Qiongyu, appears gentle and elegant on the surface, but has a hidden dual personality.

The original body’s emotionless father treats her as a tool and urges them to mark each other for procreation every day. <<less

Chang Qing transmigrated into a novel of having children with a rich family, and became a vicious widowed man who has been hindering the gong’s HE.... more>>

This widowed husband attracted bees and butterflies excessively. From brother-in-law to eldest cousin, he hooked up all over the place. He was finally driven out of the house with a broken leg by his brother-in-law, and was reduced to homelessness and death in the street.

The point at which Chang Qing transmigrated into happened to be the first time that the original owner, who had not yet become a widow, climbed into the bed of the gong.

Facing Lu Zheng, whose face had sank and was about to come and beat him up any minute, Chang Qing gathered up his scattered shirt and solemnly said, "… I just went to the wrong room and slept in the wrong bed. Can you believe it?"

Lu Zheng: ... hehe.

In order to avoid being kicked out of the house as a beggar by Lu Zheng, Chang Qing decided to be a virtuous husband.

However, this chaste husband is not easy to do. In the book, the original owner took the initiative to hook up with all kinds of bosses and all of them in turn hooked up with him to seduce him to remarry.

Regarding these big boss's courtship, Chang Qing refused. And the memorial archway above his head sparkled: I love my husband very much.

In the end, even the real gong, that is, his brother-in-law Lu Zheng, couldn't help but forcibly demolish his fierce husband memorial arch, and hold him down. He gritted his teeth and threatened, “You're not allowed to remarry. If you dare to remarry, I'll break your legs.”.

Lu Zheng always felt that his eldest sister-in-law was coquettish, always looking at people with a hook in his eyes, and was always provocative, even daring to climb into his bed one day.

Lu Zheng was thinking about how to teach him a lesson. As a result, this man stopped being coquettish. His buttons were always fastened to the top of his shirt, and he was fully clothed. You couldn’t see any skin at all. He looked so stoic and serious. This made Lu Zheng unhappy.

He wanted to rip off his clothes and watch him continue to be coquettish. <<less

He Huan transmigrated into an omega who had been divorced seven times.... more>>

He Huan: “Was anyone really abandoned due to lack of pheromones?”

As an acacia spirit, I have all the pheromones you want.

Then all the Alphas who regretted breaking up knelt down and begged to be reconciled.

A tycoon: “Honey, give me one more chance, and I can get rid of all my lovers.”

A certain nobleman: “As long as you marry me, you can share my title, are you tempted?”

A certain general: “If you like any planet, I will conquer it for you.”

…

He Huan was so irritated at being chased that he randomly pulled a man in the street as a shield.

“Newfound fiancé, meet him.”

Everyone knelt down: “His Majesty, His Highness the Prince…”

He Huan: …

Looks like you offended a big shot, why don’t you call off the engagement again? <<less

He Zheng became cannon fodder for the tyrant.... more>>

The original cannon fodder, relying on his beauty and fertile physique, he thought that he had been loved by the tyrant for a while but in the end he was killed. His body was not even left intact.

The most frightening thing is that he had been transmigrated to the night when he was offered to the tyrant. He called the sky and the earth for help but it failed, waiting for the tyrant to arrive—

He Zheng: Help, spare my life! !

After a long time, the tyrant became a virtuous man and cultivated himself, but a more exciting news spread rapidly:

“Can you guess who is the scariest in this palace?”

” It is the empress. If you look at him for a long time, his majesty will personally dig out your eyes.” <<less

The B-73 human base was attacked by a deformed species with heavy casualties. The Falcon Special Warfare Team was ordered to go to the rescue, when Lu Zexuan saw a strange teenager in the bas**ent full of debris.... more>>

The young man was pale and thin, his beautiful black and red pupils did not react at all, and the palm-sized spirit body of a white fox was dying at his feet.

—This is a badly injured guide.

Lu Zexuan immediately took him back to the safe area for treatment.

Within a few days, a number of mysterious officials died in the security zone.

The Federal Investigation Department sent people to investigate but found out that these dead people had more or less intersected with the boy with different pupils.

It's just that every time, when these people die, he has a perfect alibi.

——

Lu Zexuan doubted Yu Ran's origin, in order to find out the truth, he submitted a matching application to the association and took Yu Ran with him.

Soon, this news spread in the circle: "I heard that Lu Zexuan, an S-class sentinel, took a fancy to a C-class little guide?" "That guide is only 18 years old!" "General Lu really has a unique taste."

At the federal banquet, the newly grown guide came followed by the tall general, looking innocent, pitiful and weak. Lu Zexuan subconsciously protected him from behind him.

Until one day, the Falcon Special Combat Team was surrounded by mu*derous alien creatures, Lu Zexuan was seriously injured and on the verge of mental collapse.

Before he lost consciousness, he saw the guide beside him stretching out countless spiritual tent**les towards the beasts.

Yu Ran, who was usually simple and innocent, his gaze at that moment was decisive and sharp, his strong spiritual power made all monsters instantly surrender to his feet.

He stepped over the corpse mountain and blood sea of the beasts, calmly walked to Lu Zexuan, and stretched out his hand towards the sentinel: "Do you need me to protect you, General Lu?

Lu Zexuan: "............"

——

No one knows that the boy with different pupils who is innocent on the surface actually has a terrifying and powerful spiritual power.

He was the first guide in history of the Federation to awaken dual spirit animals. <<less

Luo Ling, an expert in the art of disguise, was bound to a System and was eager to begin his task.... more>>

As a result, before even successfully completing a mission, he got married!

At a 36 degree angle, Luo Ling sorrowfully looked up into space: “Tong’er, tell me, do I still have a chance to free myself?”

System: “… Your man is behind you.”

Luo Ling: “!!!”

The person who arrived, gathered Luo Ling in his arms, hugging him from behind as he said in a bewitchingly dangerous tone: “Based on your thoughts, it seems that I have not given you enough love. So let’s proceed in exploring ways to continue a new life.” <<less

Jin WoWo underwent his heavenly tribulation and was struck by a bolt of lightning into another world. Before he could feel at ease in this new world, he was notified by the Interstellar Legal Education Bureau that…... more>>

——He's pregnant!

And he was pregnant with the late marshal’s child, with hundreds of billions of inheritance and an entire energy star waiting for him to inherit.

But… He was still a man! No, a male snail.

What he put in his stomach… No, actually, it was inside his shell. It was…

The Empire’s Marshal Raymond “died” as a martyr, but when he woke up again, he found himself soaked in a pile of warm liquid, with his whole body still intact.

Suddenly, he heard a clear voice coming from the outside: “Yes, this is the child of Marshal Raymond and me!”

Raymond: ??? <<less

He transmigrates into each world as a cannon fodder. The original cannon fodder would always be pregnant when he transmigrates over. He was forced to be a father in every world. ... more>>

It’s impossible for him to have the child unless…

The former campus king: I will give you 10 million yuan if you have the child.
Xu Ze: Okay.

Rich man: I will give you 100 million yuan if you leave immediately after giving birth.
Xu Ze: No problem.

The slag film emperor: I will give you 200 million, so give me the child.
Xu Ze: Okay.

CEO: I will give you one billion yuan. You worked hard.
Xu Ze: Deal.

After the deal was sealed, the slag men would chase after him with their child.

Xu Ze: This has nothing to do with me. <<less

Chu Yuan fell in love with the wrong person in his past life and caused the downfall of his family.... more>>

The boy’s soft little hand touched the cold, injured arm of the school bully, and he cried out with distress, “Who did it? I’ll avenge you! Does it hurt? I’ll apply…”

The boy pulled the school bully’s sleeve and refused to let go.

“Tang Ze Chi, don’t sit with others, let me be your tablemate, okay?”

On his birthday, after drinking, Chu Yuan thought Ze Chi was drunk, so he leaned over and kissed him, nibbling his lips like a piece of sweet cotton candy.

After being teased countless times, Tang Ze Chi took the initiative to attack, forcefully trapping Chu Yuan by his side. Everything related to Chu Yuan was under his firm control.

“Didn’t you want to be at the same table with me? Why don’t you come over now?”

“You said you like me, so prove it to me. If you don’t, I’ll think that you’re lying to me again.”

The school bully said expressionlessly. The young man stood on his tiptoes and leaned forward while blushing, only to be kissed till he was dizzy by the bully.

From then on, the school bully was obsessed with kissing him. He sneakily kissed him while sitting beside him; pulled him to hide behind the curtains and kissed him; and brazenly kissed him every chance he got. He kissed his arms without any restraint, while leaving lingering kisses on his legs, saying,

“Baby, I love you. You are my light.” <<less

The tall and handsome prince stared at him with burning eyes and asked, “How should you repay me for saving your life?”... more>>

Ye Xiaofeng, ” Answer to my master, I should work extremely hard and be ready to risk my life!”

“Wrong!” The prince corrected him. “You should repay with your body.”

“! ! ! ! ! ! “
———————————

Ye Xiaofeng was treated as a monster by his family because his body was different from ordinary boys. On one occasion, he even wanted to give up his life. It was the master who came down from heaven to save him. From then on, Ye Xiaofeng vowed to follow the master for a lifetime, to die for him, and to be his most loyal subordinate. But one day, the master, who was always indifferent, suddenly wanted to fall in love. So, Ye Xiaofeng, who was a personal guard, was targeted…

It stands to reason that his life was saved by the master, and everything he had could be given to the master. However, he had a secret in his body and did not dare let the master know. This is because he was afraid of being abandoned as a monster. Therefore, he kept pretending to be s*upid.

One day, the master broke his secret, and he was bullied into the corner by the master. “It turns out that Xiaofeng’s body was so beautiful, no wonder it has to be hidden. Even Ben Wang (self-proclaimed name of the king) can’t let it go.”

The master stroked Ye Xiaofeng’s lower abdomen with his hands. “You must be able to get pregnant with a body like this. Why don’t you work hard for Ben Wang? Let’s have one or two.”

Ye Xiaofeng, “…”

Ye Xiaofeng suddenly trembled and felt guilty. He also had a secret and didn’t know whether to talk about it or not. <<less

Ye Zhou, after graduating from university, worked as a small supervisor. Rarely doing a good deed, he ended up encountering a car accident. When he woke up, he found himself back in the rural countryside of the 1990s, surrounded by mud walls and a house full of extraordinary relatives. This was the prelude to a disaster, and Ye Zhou couldn’t help but burst into tears. Who did he offend?... more>>

Pan Xiangdong, a dignitary in the prince’s circle of the capital, the captain of the Special Forces’ Sharp Blade Unit, the youngest lieutenant colonel in the history of the country, temporarily left army due to a mission failure, but encountered the troublesome Ye Zhou when visiting his grandfather. Since then, he has embarked on a journey of spoiling his wife, going further and further.

“By the way, you still owe me 200 bucks…”

On a certain day of a certain month of a certain year, Ye Zhou held a pot of orchids and looked helplessly at the red-faced old man in front of him.

“What 200 bucks? Get lost… Xiangdong, see the guest out!”

A certain old bandit snatched the potted plant, holding the beloved orchid with delight, and turned around while the standing Pan Xiangdong pretended to be serious, saying, “Please.”

“Please my ass! The whole damn family of yours are bandits, aren’t you?”

Ye Zhou, who not only failed to get the money but also lost a precious pot of orchids, vented his frustration on Pan Xiangdong. Damn it, he must have been cursed for eight generations to end up living next to this pair of bandit father and son. <<less

In the year 1368, at the end of July, deep crimson shall descend from the heavens.

Lin Ran is a little fool who has been raised abroad. He was brought back to his country by his elder brother because of the sudden death of their parents and then temporarily handed over to be in care of Song Zhixu. Lin Ran is very obedient, he can wash the dishes, do the laundry and mop the floor every day as well as very carefully try to please and curry favor with Song Zhixu, afraid that even Song Zhixu also doesn’t want him anymore, then like that, he would really have nowhere to go.... more>>

*Song Zhixu recently brought home a little fool. The little fool blinked his innocent eyes and wore his white shirt, showing off his two slender white legs all day long, dangling in front of him all day long, tickling his heart. But again, this was a little fool that his friend had entrusted to him and to be under his care, so he always kept ahold of his feelings.

It was only on a misty night, with the influence of alcohol that he finally couldn’t hold back and ‘bullied’ him. The little fool was pregnant and still had to do chores for him with his big belly. Shedding tears if he didn’t allow him to do so, therefore Song Zhixu could only go along with him.

When Lin Ran was cleaning, he found a metal box under the bed, full of his big brother’s things and the pictures of his big brother and Song Zhixu. Although he was s*upid, he understood when he saw his face in the mirror which resembled his big brother. Lin Ran held his stomach and cried for a long time before he finally packed his bags up and ran away from home.

Until the time when Song Zhixu rushed back home from work, Lin Ran who usually waited obediently for him to come home, that little fool with such a big belly, how could he just disappear like this? <<less

Yan Yuqi (qī), nicknamed Xianyuqi, is a famous interstellar whistleblower to the Administration vase. Just because he took the wrong road after drinking, he even ran into the scene of the strongest sentinel’s dark energy running away, and also ushered in the first time in his life... more>>

The young SSS-level sentinel instinctively repelled all the guiding elements, and the dark energy accumulated over the years of fighting, because it has not been channeled and purified, and finally went berserk on the way to the mission late one night…

Lu Yuying unilaterally announced that Yan Yuqi was his Queen –

Out of awe of Lu Yuying, many people were polite and polite to Yan Yuqi on the surface, but they sneered at him behind the scenes, ridiculing him for borrowing a cub to rise to the top. Will be dumped by Lu Yuying.

Later, Yan Yuqi fell off his horse, and everyone found out that he possessed the blue-eyed white tiger of the SSS-level wizard spirit body that only existed in the ancient legends of interstellar! And the blue-eyed and white cat with his ordinary B-level mental body in his normal state is just a disguise for his salted fish.

For a while, the media rushed to report, and the entire interstellar was boiling.

Overnight, Yan Yuqi became the longing object of countless guides and sentries:

100-award winners, wealthy presidents, interstellar politicians, and members of the royal family.

The wealthy president: “Follow me, I’m rich.”

Interstellar politician: “Follow me, I have the right.”

Royal family member: “Follow me, I have the right, the money, and the fame!”

Yan Yuqi: “…” Among the salted fish, don’t disturb.

It didn’t take long for the top 100 award winner to collapse, the president of a wealthy family to go bankrupt, the interstellar politician to fall, and members of the royal family to be beaten…

That night, as soon as Lu Yuying got home, he pushed Yan Yuqi against the corner and looked at him condescendingly. , his eyes are full of possessiveness: “I want to see, what are they fighting with me now!” <<less

Shi Qing became cannon fodder in the book, and could see the countdown to her life every day, and learned that in the end her family would be ruined and she would be hung on the wall to dry.... more>>

Her mother is a censor. After so many years of speaking straightforwardly in the court, Shi Qing had inherited her mother's mantle. After knowing the end, Shi Qing lived every day like she didn't want to live through tomorrow.

The newly appointed champion, the heroine of the book, said that Shi Qing was young, frivolous, and rude. Shi Qing instantly replied, "I am two months, three days, and eight hours older than you! Respect the old and love the young. You are disrespectful and unfilial, how can you say that I am young, frivolous,s and rude??"

The son of the prime minister, the most beautiful man in the capital, said that Shi Qing had a small poison mouth. Shi Qing said, "Oh, how can I compare to you, condolences for the grievances when you were young."

Shi Qing's mouth was bad, and the whole capital was waiting for her to marry her husband. Later, she learned to restrain herself, and then her family married her a gentle and virtuous husband who is knowledgeable and reasonable.

The rumored gentle and virtuous husband who was good at embroidering peonies clasped his hand and clasped his fists.

Qing Jun, who was good-looking and full of energy said, "Can the girl lend me two thousand silver taels, and I will pay you ten times when I become famous in the future!"

Shi Qing slowly lifted her eyelids and knocked melon seeds and asked, "I have the final say in this family, I want you here. What do you do when you become famous?? Be honest and embroider peonies at home."

Qing Jun, "???"

Later, Shi Qing discovered that the longer she lived, the longer the bar was, and she even had better luck than male and female protagonists!
(Life can be a little unsatisfactory, but the one who has unsatisfaction must not be me…) <<less

As the last demon cultivator of the 21st century, Yan Ziye was reborn into a future male beastman who committed su*cide after a failed lightning tribulation.... more>>

What? As the young master of a large family, he actually committed su*cide because his confession was denied? Is it too weak? What? You’re saying this is just pure male and female beastmen? No half beastmen? Since half beastmen were more fertile than females, did half beastmen become legends? Yan Ziye silently looked in the mirror. The upper body is a human and the lower body is the snake.

In order not to allow himself to become a legend, he felt that he would still train hard and change himself as soon as possible. It is just his plan couldn’t keep up with the changes, and Yan Ziye wasn’t finished with his body yet, so he was swallowed up by the demon who had been waiting for him. <<less

Zhuang Yan travels to a different world and he is saved by a black-faced youngster who lives alone and is bullied by everyone. The young man is living alone, and everyone is bullying him. He struggles financially and lives a miserable life. Zhuang Yan helps him beat up the thieves, punish the bullies, and get back his land and house that were taken away from him.... more>>

After that, the two of them went out to work together every day and they returned home together to rest, therefore their lives became better and better. But after a few days of good times, they were approached by people from the village.

“You are not married, so it is not appropriate for you to live together like this, it will ruin your reputation and make it difficult for you to take a wife in the future”, said one villager to Zhuang Yan.

Another villager continued, “That’s right ah, that ugly person is not a fine match for you, you can’t live there any longer.”

“If you don’t have a place to go, you can move to my house.” This time the one who was talking had a big beautiful girl living in that person’s house.

Zhuang Yan stared at the people who were talking incessantly in front of him and quickly understood the meaning of their words, so he said:

“Do you mean that Tianning and I cannot live together because we are not married? If that is the case, then let’s get married.”

If they were married, they would be able to live together. <<less

During Changsheng’s graduation trip, the school’s tour bus overturned and he died as a result.... more>>

He woke up in the mainland of Kyushu where there was a master who was the number one swordsman in the world, there was an apprentice who would also be the number one swordsman in the world in the future,he was the one who was in the middle, he was naturally unstrained and loved freedom.

Master! Master! I don’t want to be the best swordsman in the world, can we be a dual masters of runes and arrays?

Gu Changsheng: A transmigrator with an optimistic temperament and a clear mind that thought that the world was a beautiful place. He was born with a sword body and is the disciple of the first sword cultivator in Kyushu, but he loves runes and arrays, so he is happy to see his opponents being beaten by runes and arrays until they are confused .

Lu Changwan: Reborn, a simple-minded beautiful Gong, he has an upright and honest personality. But occasionally has a twisted personality when he encounters something related to his master, Gu Changsheng. He is known as the “Frost Fairy”, as he is cold to everyone except the Elder and his Master, and the Venerable funeral jade. <<less

Luo Fei does not fear being rivals in love with Xi Yanqing; what he fears is that they have transmigrated to ancient times and become betrothed to each other!... more>>

Father Luo: Eh?! Not getting married? How about I break your legs if you don’t get married?!

Luo Fei: Dad, ahh, Dad! Aiyo, stop beating me now! I’ll just go get married okay?

Xi Yanqing: You know that you can’t escape and now you’ll have to pay for it. Did you leave without bringing your IQ?

Luo Fei: You with the surname Xi doesn’t have to sleep on the bed on the wedding night!

Xi Yanqing: Oh.

Luo Fei, who, on his wedding night, was pressed to the trunk of a peach tree at the entrance: … F*ck you, surnamed Xi! This isn’t what I meant!!! <<less