If You Don’t Go To Hell, Who Will?


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In all my life, I’ve only made two mistakes that I regret. The first was filling out my entrance exam application wrong, and the second was offending Zhong Yuan. If I had to use an idiom to describe the impact of my mistake, it would be simply, ‘Life is no better than death’. And if I had to use an idiom to describe Zhong Yuan’s offenses to me, it would be simply, ‘Too many crimes to record’. And yet, for as evil and wicked as he was, he attracted girls the way that flowers attracted bees and butterflies.

It happened that one day, for some reason, I taunted Zhong Yuan, “The King of Hell sent you to torture some more people, didn’t he?” Without a change in expression, he replied, “In order to torture fewer people, I decided to just choose one person to torture for the rest of my life.” I asked him, “What do you mean?” He smiled at me and answered, “If you don’t go to hell, who will?”

Associated Names
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Ming Cao You Zhu
Ni Bu Ru Di Yu Shei Ru Di Yu
The School Hunk’s Taken
Related Series
Why Not Soar Your Majesty (1)
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07/19/18 dD Translation c19
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Hikikomori_gaki rated it
June 21, 2018
Status: c6
This novel is just so funny and brilliant. I was getting so sick of all these transmigration novels and then I found this. The main character's got a sometimes lovable sometimes a little hateful kind of personality. She's not your typical goodie two shoes girl or just very cruel and sinister. She's very simpleminded and you'll absolutely love her. She's also a bit shameless at times. The interaction between the MC and ML is very funny and satisfying.
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CBC rated it
June 15, 2018
Status: c19
This is a pretty funny novel so far. It's well written/translated and moves along quick enough so you don't lose interest. I like the interactions between the MC and ML. I think the low rating is because the MC is a touch unconventional. She is not your typical faculty goddess. She is more the shameless dorm mate that is the butt of jokes in other novels. I'm still waiting for her saving grace but I am enjoying the mischief until then.

Update at chapter 19 - Yup, I'm loving this... more>> novel even more now!! I think you'll like this if you liked "A Love So Beautiful!" <<less
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crimsoniv0j rated it
June 19, 2018
Status: --
This is good! Not the usual and ever predictable Transmigrated OP MC that is filling up NU these days!! 😂 Lol!! The MC is just a simpleminded lady.
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keenylee rated it
July 22, 2018
Status: c19
Loved the interaction between MC and ML. The story flow is smooth, hilarious as well as intriguing. It is well translated and I did not expect to like the MC so much but the author makes you root for her faults and all and the ML 😂
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LuWei Weiwei
September 2, 2018
Status: --
Oh I’m loving this novel too much. Indeed indeed she’s an airhead and keep falling into the pits ML set out. So silly. She reminds me of Tang Xiao from Why not Soar, Your Majesty. Of course, all the coincidences borderline on cliche tropes but her personality and mouth entertain me too much to get annoyed by it.
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August 2, 2018
Status: Completed
Wow.... lovely, sweet, and funny.

The girl is naive but has principle.

The boy is black belly, posesive and a little bit yandere..

The friends are so funny and each has their unique character....

The story is cliche but has its own unique favor... not too much drama...

Over all love the story

Oh and the mtl for this story is not too bad.
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GreenLily rated it
August 2, 2018
Status: --
The bad rating doesn't give this silly story justice.

A light Rom-com that surely makes you smile every chapter. No drama, no angst. Just silly kids doing their silly things.

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Mu Er the MC is your typical head strong low IQ, low EQ and on top of it all she's bald. The only good thing about her is, she is thick skinned and has strong back ups.

The main ML is Zhong Yuan, typical black bellied prince that is shameless and tries too hard to get Mu Er to spare him some attention. She likes his room mate Lu Zijuan a little too much to his liking.


Even if MC dislikes ML for his bulliying but they could still be considered good friends as for now and that is quite refreshing compared to the "I HATE YOU, BUT I LOVE YOU" trope. <<less
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Siwuri rated it
May 11, 2019
Status: c19
love it so funny! The translation stops at a critical Moment..!! I Need the next chapter! Please don’t stop it! Or anyone else Who can translate this funny and Sweet Story..? I‘m burning to Know how it will finish! Thank you!
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sharon.nayoung rated it
March 20, 2019
Status: c13.2
both characters are annoying. MC is interesting in that she's not the typical cookie-cutter C-Novel slice of life heroine -- she's freaking bald and plays basketball, and has no chest and is kind of stupid. But my main issue with her is her inability to stand her ground and even attempt to save her pride. Every time she gets humiliated or hurt by the ML she forgives him almost immediately when he throws his money at her. It's frustrating and annoying when she can't stand her ground and help ML... more>> learn when he crosses the line. ML is awful because he derives joy from tormenting and humiliating MC, but the worst part is that he expects her to fit him into her future without even letting her know of his feelings.

how can he get mad at her for not including him in her mock-will when all he has done up until that point is embarrass, inconvenience, stress out the MC and get her ostracized and mocked by their peers? He obviously likes her, but why??

she isn't a good person, and he isn't either, but that doesn't mean that they're suddenly compatible. The only reason I can see that he likes her is because she's fun to humiliate and get a reaction out of. Which is not a good reason and makes for a toxic relationship later on if he gets bored of her. Sometimes he's very kind, but both the reader and the MC knows there's an ulterior motive to his actions that always ends up spelling trouble for the MC. Don't read this if you like MCs who dont let other people knock them around because of money. <<less
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WhatABatch rated it
December 22, 2018
Status: c19
I am so in love with this novel. The MC is hilarious! I would absolutely recommend it to everyone. I hope it continues to be translated.
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hoshikudaki rated it
June 15, 2019
Status: c19
This is really good! I loved how the characters interact with each other, supporting characters included. Hopefully, someone will pick this up again as I really want to know the rest of the story. I tried MTL but the translation was just so bad, I couldn't bear to finish reading it.
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