I had to take him home and raise him. There was no bathtub or a large basin at home, so I had to put him in the washing machine for the time being.... more>>

It was an hour later before I remembered it again, by which he had been washed extremely clean. <<less

One day, Yangcheng Lake was infected with the ABO virus. An Omega crab, originally scorned by other crabs for weighing only two taels and being... more>> purchasable at 200 yuan for a set of eight, overnight became the most sought-after Omega crab. It was taken away and marked by the prestigious number one Yangcheng Lake crab, weighing a substantial eight taels. <<less

Su Muluo is the last phoenix of the Phoenix clan, and his betrothed is the last dragon of the Dragon clan. However, his dragon has been inside the egg for eighteen hundred years with no sign of hatching. One morning, Su Muluo stared at the dragon egg for a while and finally made up his mind to cook it. With the pot steaming hot and just as he was about to put the dragon egg in, the silent egg, which had been quiet for a thousand years, suddenly made a cracking sound and split open.... more>>

A real dragon had appeared, and the supernatural affairs bureau officials cautiously approached them. Then, they saw a small black dragon coiled around the Phoenix's wrist, fiercely spitting out a fireball at them.

Dragon Ling: Get lost, don't touch my wife!
Su Muluo: ... Who are you?

① Super domineering, possessive, clingy black dragon top with extreme jealousy x very young, beautiful, gentle, and calm Phoenix bottom.
② Lots of personal creativity, fantasy genre, not historically accurate, don't take it too seriously.
③ Supernatural, sweet, happy ending. <<less

Xie Lan transmigrated into a Zerg novel and became a cannon fodder prince who was about to be offered to the youngest General of the Empire, Jiang Zhibei, who is also the biggest villain and a female insect.... more>>

On the surface, Jiang Zhibei appears gentle, modest, and is the dream lover of countless male insects. However, in reality, he is the mastermind behind a series of large-scale disappearances of male insects in the Empire. Countless male insect bones are buried beneath his villa.

And as the main antagonist, his fate is also tragic: After his misdeeds are discovered by the Empire, he is thrown by the protagonist’s female insect to a garbage star to be enjoyed by inferior male insects. He endures continuous torture for several days before finally finding release in death.

The original body attempts to exert his rights as the male master against Jiang Zhibei, but ends up being led by Jiang Zhibei with a smug smile to the bas**ent. From then on, he hangs above the pile of corpses, becoming a machine that provides pheromones, living a life worse than death.

Xie Lan trembled with fear while watching the plot, but suddenly became ecstatic upon seeing a familiar figure at the wedding scene: “Isn’t this my wife from my past life? My darling wife!”

The wife in this lifetime has a completely different personality from the previous one. Faced with a cautious and suspicious wife, Xie Lan chooses the simplest, most direct, and most effective strategy: to be a green tea person.

Jiang Zhibei detests male insects and sets out to make him suffer. Xie Lan doesn’t make a fuss. He sits on the ground, looking at Jiang Zhibei with a pair of clear black eyes that become moist with tears, showing his pain.

Jiang Zhibei:…

Jiang Zhibei suspects the male insect and captures him to perform hypnosis, attempting to uncover the conspiracy in the male insect’s mind. Xie Lan obediently pretends to be hypnotized but every word he says revolves around his concern for Jiang Zhibei, filled with awkwardness yet intensity.

Jiang Zhibei:…

Under Xie Lan’s persistent and unwavering “green tea” approach, Jiang Zhibei’s attitude softens greatly in a very short time.

Until one day, when Xie Lan gets used to calling him “wife” in his mind, he accidentally blurts out, “Wife!”

Jiang Zhibei narrows his foxy eyes and asks, “Male master, what do you mean by calling me your wife?”

Xie Lan, caught off guard: “…Oh no.”

Full of vitality/transforms into a green tea person at any time/male insect Gong X surface-level gentleness and inner coldness and cruelty/female insect Shou.

Author’s Note:

1. This story is essentially illogical, like a small sweet treat, with numerous personal setups. Everyone can simply enjoy it for fun.

2. Both the attacker and the receiver have transmigrated. In the past life, the shou was the gong’s wife. In this life, the gong retains his memories while the shou does not. Once the gong recognizes the shou as his wife, he immediately begins using spoiled tactics.

3. In the early stages, the shou is a big villain due to some emotional trauma. He is cold and indifferent towards the gong. It is through the gong’s crying and deceiving that the shou’s heart softens and sweetness ensues. Approach with caution if you are sensitive to power dynamics.

4. The gong is a bit silly, and he possesses some plot devices from the book’s memory due to his transmigration. However, it won’t be mindless plot devices. Cuties who mind, be cautious~ <<less

Shen Tong came to the interstellar age because of an accident.... more>>

Became a grass.

In this era, cats evolved rapidly and occupied a dominant position.

Shen Tong, unfortunately, was a catnip _ (:з) ∠) _

And would soon be dedicated to the famous tyrant of interstellar.

This tyrant, he was tyrannical, cruel and indifferent, with blood on his hands.

After learning of his fate, Shen Tong decided to be honest and make grass, carry out photosynthesis properly, and give the tyrant a good bite if necessary.

What he didn’t expect, unknowingly, was that Shen Tong had already scratched the tyrant’s own chin, braided his mane, pillowed him for naps, and even had him learn to cat-call.

Shen Tong: “Can I give you a bite as if nothing happened QAQ?”

Caesar: “Not enough.”

Shen Tong: “?”

A few minutes later, the hottest blogger of Star Network updated a dynamic:

Shen Tong V: There is a cat @Caesar

Hundreds of millions of fans instantly blew into a firework:

[Honey, you finally remembered the password! ! No-wait a minute? Have a cat? ]
[This means falling in love! ? ]
[What? In love? ? ? Little mint, you are still young, and your mother forbid you to fall in love! ]
[Wait a minute, Caesar? Is it your Majesty Caesar? ? ? ]
[the tyrant? ? ? ]
[Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, mint, if you didn’t volunteer, blink your eyes! ! ! ]
On this day, the whole star fell out of love! <<less

Dormouse, a petite and shy mammal, spends 3/4 of its life in sleep, and often starves to death because of lethargy and forgetting to eat.... more>>

The shy Dormouse wakes up and finds that he has entered a prison, or a deserted planet, a kind of planet that has undergone interstellar wars and has harsh living conditions and abandoned planets. A large number of prisoners of war and fugitives are exiled in it. This is a place of exile that people can’t avoid. , is also a barren land, and it is also a dark land.

Shu Shuishui carefully said to the claw: “Excuse me? Is there a place to sleep? I will exchange one, no, two hazelnuts for you!”

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Gu Langu recently raised a pet mouse. The pet mouse is not sticky, but it is a bit sticky.

Shu Shuishui (*＾-＾*): “It’s a pity that such a beautiful hand doesn’t belong to me. Excuse me…can you rent this hand to me? I…I’ll pay for three hazelnuts!” <<less

There is a saying in the heavens and in the sea. That is, when the sea turns into a mulberry field, or when the mulberry field becomes a sea, a reincarnation will occur in the heavens. ... more>>

Bai Ze woke up and found that the immortals became children.

Jade Emperor: Bai Ze, open a kindergarten,

Bai Ze: Hey? <<less

Su Su was a young shark who had just reached adulthood and often didn't have enough to eat because of his large food intake and poor hunting skills. Hearing that mermaids could be raised by humans, Su Su found the mermaid tribe in the sea and sought a way to become a mermaid.... more>>

The most beautiful little mermaid in the mermaid tribe escaped marriage and was originally promised to the imperial admiral, but he fell in love with a killer whale in the sea.

The little shark became a stand-in for the little mermaid and was packed into a huge fishing boat.

Imperial Admiral Qi Hanyi was forced by the empire to marry a mermaid, and when he returned from the battlefield, he heard that mermaid had been washed and sent to his home.

"No, I won't raise it, send it away immediately."

Qi Hanyi angrily hung up the phone and rushed back home: "Where is the mermaid?"

In the empty dark blue huge fish pond, a two-meter-long shark swung its tail and emerged from the surface of the pool.

He opened his mouth toward Qi Hanyi, showing a row of neatly pointed teeth, waving his fins to greet him cheerfully, and pointed to his mouth.

Then Qi Hanyi heard the shark in front of him stuttering to him in a not-so-skilled human language: "Honey, hungry, hungry, food." <<less

Ji Tong transmigrated into a city-themed, feel-good novel where the protagonist, a cannon fodder, relies on a system to counterattack and reach the peak of life, obtaining the love of a powerful figure. ... more>>

Ji Tong excitedly asks, “Did I transmigrate as a pitiful cannon fodder or a cool and awesome big shot?”

Intelligent Customer Service: Hello, you have transmigrated into a beautifully designed system.

Ji Tong: ?

Intelligent Customer Service: According to my research, you have the same name as the system. “Xi” has multiple pronunciations, so you were fortunate to have this transmigration opportunity.

Ji Tong: …

Ji Tong reluctantly shoulders this new and peculiar burden, diligently serving as the pitiful cannon fodder protagonist, Pei Qingyuan, in the book.

However, pretending to be intellectually challenged is dull. Ji Tong’s only source of amus**ent becomes teasing the seemingly cold high school student, Pei Qingyuan, under the guise of “happy education.” Once things get out of hand, they blame it on a virus… <<less

One day, a mosquito s**ked the blood of a fox. After that, it would cry and whine every night, clutching its waist. Its body tossed around in the moonlight, as it was forced to keep on sucking.... more>>

For over a thousand years, Mu Qing lived in seclusion within the depths of the Wanzhong Forest's cave, setting up barriers to peacefully cultivate his skills.

However, today, his cave's protective barrier was surprisingly breached by a mosquito!

It even managed to sip a few mouthfuls of his precious cultivated blood!

Little mosquito: Sniffle, I'm so sorry, okay? I was just too hungry. Please don't be mad at me. (Extending its tiny arm) How about I take a sip to apologize? QAQ

Mu Qing: Oh? Where will you be sipping from?

Seductive fox top, X, and the tearful mosquito who knew nothing about the world—what an unexpected combination. <<less

Software engineer Wen Fan accidentally found himself transmigrated as the floating ball system in a mobile phone. He is as tall as the height of a thumb with a ram capacity of hundreds of billion gigabyte.... more>>

He slept while hugging ‘QQ Penguin’, rode on the kangaroo of “Meituan Takeaway”, poked the voice bubble of “WeChat” and lived in the mansion of “The Sims”. He could also see through all network data, decipher all account passwords, and even dig out all lottery accounts.

Aside from the fact that he could only live on the phone screen, Wen Fan had indeed reached the peak of his life.

The only bad thing about this was that owner of the mobile phone likes to touch him visually. And he even likes to dress him up.

‘Little Dragonman’, vampires, European-style nobles, ancient Hanfu; he changed his appearance every day.

Wen Fan: “…Big brother, spare me.”

Lou Wei who was deeply addicted to the game of raising a sim said, “Call me hubby.”

————

Lou Wei, the founder of LouV Technology, the number one gaming company in Z country, has recently begun to research software every day to come up with a new game.

As soon as the news came out, people all over the country wanted to squeeze into the research and development room in order to be the first to experience the game.

After all, Lou Wei is the number one holographic game designer in the world. He can simply design any game and it would be popular around the world.

Countless LouV fans waited anxiously for the new game to be released. They waited and waited and finally, the big boss started the live broadcast——

The big boss sat in front of the camera with a serious face: “We are currently looking for good looking erot*c fashion designs for my sim.”

Wen Fan: “???”

Fan: “Wow!!” <<less

Living in this apocalyptic world full of zombies and monsters, the rich rely on technology and the poor rely on mutation.... more>>

Shen Shanwu, 13 years old in appearance but 31 years old in reality, is a mutant that can alter his own appearance. Although he looks like a child on the outside, his wisdom is not very good. One day, he was just passing by when he was suddenly forcibly adopted by a major general, whom he didn’t know where he came from.

He resisted, but when he looked up, it turned out to be an old acquaintance.

The little boy, who could only hide behind him and cry, transformed into the unsmiling, cold, and tough man in front of him. And that expression of seeing a dead beloved is really unsightly…

Shen Shanwu: Can you smile?

Jing Huan: After Shanwu died, I couldn’t smile anymore.

Shen Shanwu: …Who? Who do you think is dead?

It took a long time before he found out about it. He found Jiang Huan crying and holding Shen Shanwu’s nameplate in the middle of the night and told his adopted son how good Shen Shanwu was… All of this…was seen by Shen Shanwu himself!

Jiang Huan (raising his gun): Since you have seen my embarrassment, then I can only marry you or kill you.

Shen Shanwu: …

Shen Shanwu: Marry, marry, marry! I will recruit 800 zombies to carry you home! <<less

Gu Lu was a Paleontologist. He was very glad to reborn as a small dinosaur.... more>>

But the terrible thing was that he turned into a Triceratops cub inside a nest of Tyrannosaurus Rex.

Tyrannosaurus Rex was the strongest carnivore known in the history of the Earth, also called the “Imperial Species”.

Triceratops was an herbivorous dinosaur and the staple food of Tyrannosaurus Rex.

But fortunately, he had a very doting Tyrannosaurus Rex “Dad” called Mungo, who named him Gulu.

Gulu thought that he could only be a salted fish Triceratops holding Tyrannosaurus Rex’s golden thigh in his life.

Unexpectedly, he helped the Triceratopses escape a big glacier, Pterosaurs flying away from the volcanic sea, and the Sea King Gliodon fleeing from the super storm…

He became the “King of Dinosaurs” when he was not careful and was honored as “King Gulu” by the dinosaurs.

Gulu: Dad, this name you gave me is not domineering or cool at all!

Mungo: Gulu, lovely. <<less

This is a newspaper article written by an author who was too scared of c*ckroaches at three o’clock in the morning and dared not to sleep.... more>>

Cockroach Gong X Muscle Man Shou <<less

[The 17-year-old genius hacker died in his house naked, the truth turned out to be…]... more>>

Xiao Luo became famous when he was young and his life went smoothly. Until after taking a bath, he slipped, fell to his death and got attached to a little orange cat that just turned full moon.
He was then brought back by Ling Su, a talented person in the financial department of W University, and started the leisurely days of eating, sleeping and training the shoveling officer..(?)

However-

Master said: Xiao Luo, your “death” is the malicious revenge of the monster. Follow your sh*t shovel officer and protect him. He is your most important person.

Since then, Xiao Luo’s three views have been constantly refreshed, and he has begun a sweet journey of relying on the system to collect points and transform into monsters to protect his beloved man!

A: Ling Su, the Department of Art has spent the evening with you to watch a movie…

Ling Su: Xiaopang is waiting for me in the dormitory.

Some B: Ling Su, we're all going to dinner together…

Ling Su: Xiaopang is waiting for me in the dormitory.

Certain C: Ling Su, don’t forget to take me to the master tonight!

Ling Su: I have to ask Xiaopang.

Xiao Luo: Don’t call me Xiaopang! Ling Su, your uncle, you don’t want to sleep in bed tonight!

Ling Su: Xiaopang, why are you wetting the bed again? <<less

It was the twenty-third year of Tianxi*. Rumours traversed the streets that the all-knowing Imperial Advisor suffered a great calamity and could not help but enter seclusion to focus on cultivation. However, the commoners secretly clapped their hands and rejoiced. In the winter of the same year, a young monk appeared in the Hui Zhou Fu’s Ningyang District. ... more>>

The monk’s monastic title was Xuan Min, his memories all missing, yet was versed in the arts of Feng Shui Kan Yu**. On the very first day arriving in Ningyang, he did not hesitate to take care of a dangerous manor, picking up Xue Xian, who was hidden there, along the way.

Since then, Xue Xian – who had been all-powerful in the first half of his life – gained a new life pursuit: to get this baldy*** who had only a good outer appearance to take his last breath and “smile from his grave”.

Xue Xian: If you are unhappy, then I will be happy. If you die, I’ll laugh my ass off.

Xuan Min: … <<less

The main god, Mu Miao, was miserable, he couldn’t even afford to eat, he had no choice, he had to listen to his brother and go to the various copies to play a variety of NPCs that blocked the players.... more>>

In the fallen copies, all kinds of fierce and horrible monsters rampaged, they fiercely roared at people. The only thing that stood out among them was the little monster, he looked exquisite, sitting obediently on the shoulders of a giant watching the players being chased by monsters, this horrible environment didn’t fit him. The next day, the players found a stranded little mermaid on the beach. The little mermaid was lying in the sand, with a poor gray face.

He looked at them with tears in his sea like eyes. When he was held up, he would stick to the ground and not move. The players were all moved. In the corner where they couldn’t see, the bomb screen gave a crazy warning.

[Ah ah ah ah ah ah – it’s the little monster last night! He is the BOSS’s, and I saw BOSS embrace him with my own eyes!]
[I don’t want to be caught by this little mermaid, but he winked at me.]
[This is the real sea king coming ashore.] <<less

He just slept in the tide of death, and when he opened his eyes again, he found that he was reborn into a young star who was rejected for love and committed su*cide live. Just when he was still confused, his agent arranged for him to appear on an inexplicable show.... more>>

Facing a group of inexplicable people, as a siren little prince who charmed all races, all these were trivial.

The result was that the show only aired the first episode, he was all over the interstellar – <<less

【if you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you】... more>>

The abyss, the most feared thing by the human race today. The animals infected by the abyss mutate into monsters, and humans are reduced to walking corpses.

Lu Tinghan is an abyss watcher. He has been guarding the world’s most terrifying abyss for ten years.

This abyss is not only scary, but also strange.

Throw the garbage down, after a few days, the garbage will be buried safely next to the abyss – like someone took a shovel and tossed it all night to bury them.

Throw hazardous waste down, after a few days, the waste will be thrown back with unbridled fury.

Lu Tinghan: ?

Ten years later, he left the post and became the youngest general in the Alliance.

The next day, the abyss was also gone.

——The whole thing disappeared and turned into flat land.

The whole world was shocked.

Until one day, there was a knock on Lu Tinghan’s door.

A boy with little devil horns stood outside the door, with delicate features and bright eyes. Obviously, he was scared to death, but he still plucked up the courage to say: “Hello, I, I am Abyss, can you continue to stare at me? QAQ”

He added: “I have helped you bury the garbage every day, oh!”

During their long time together, Lu Tinghan learned two things:

1. Staring at your abyss every day, the abyss will be happy

2. When the abyss is happy, it will purr toward you <<less

0329 is a system that was ordered to catch the fugitive system, but it didn’t expect that the fugitive system was too strong. Not only did 0329 not catch it, it was also beaten ‘till its energy dissipated and its chip smoking! ... more>>

Because of the loss of energy, it was unable to contact the headquarters, so it was forced to land in an unfamiliar world. It intends to find a male protagonist to make a contract first, and then get a little bit of the male protagonist’s luck, so that its energy will be restored a little bit to contact the headquarters.

However, usually, the temper of the male protagonist is not very good. It used to hear from the senior systems that only the Holy Father male protagonist in the end times has the best temper and the highest merit!

So, 0329 used its little energy to land in the end times, directly locking in the male protagonist with the highest luck. But it didn’t expect this male protagonist’s luck to be higher than it thought! The luck on the top of his head was very thick, this male protagonist must have a very good heart!

But it didn’t know that what it found was not a male protagonist with the heart of the Holy Father, but a man who was completely blackened and terrifying.

The male protagonist looked at the small system that looked at him with anticipation, the corners of his mouth outlined a meaningful, creepy smile. <<less

Qi Baicha was the last god in the world. He lived until the modern age, where he found an ordinary person to fall in love with and marry because life was too boring.... more>>

Then he really fell in love with him. Every day, he worried about what he would do when his partner got old and died. It turned out that his partner was also a god, and he worried about the same thing every day.

After Qi Baicha mentally prepared himself, he decided to tell his lover the fact that he was a god: “My dear, I want to tell you something.”

Fu Mingye said nervously, “My dear, I also have something to tell you. Actually, I am not a mortal, I am an evil god. Don’t be scared when you hear the word ‘evil’. Those self-proclaimed righteous gods are a group of sanctimonious things… Right, what did you want to say?”

Qi Baicha: “Actually, I am not a mortal either.”

Fu Mingye: “… What are you?”

Qi Baicha: “A sanctimonious thing.”

The evil god, who listened to every person’s hatred, curses, greed, and arrogance, fell in love with the world’s most gentle and clean snow.

“I will love you against my divinity.”

Cold and gentle snow god shou x domineering when outside, controlled by his wife when inside gong <<less

The end is coming. Hou Ying found that he lacked the memory of the first two days of the apocalypse so he was always searching for the truth. Later, he snagged a man instead of doing his job properly. ... more>>

This is the story of a zombie king who created the strongest team in the last days. <<less

One sentence synopsis: I didn’t go to Planet Meow.... more>>

TL Summary: A cat-turned-human moves in next door to his former owner, wanting to reunite. To his dismay, his owner doesn’t recognise him… <<less

Gu Xiyu led a task.... more>>

He needed to go to few small worlds to solve the villains whose dangerous index exceeded the standard, so that the world can restore it’s harmony and beauty. It’s just that, the system sent to him was a bit strange. The first sentence it used to greet him was–

“Who are you?”

In the beginning, Gu Xiyu thought this was a super-intelligent humanized system newly developed by the Administration. Later he felt that his system was sick.

In order to fight for sovereignty, the powerful villains will hurt the protagonist. Gu Xiyu thought he would receive an order to stop him with a knife to the villain.

The system said, “You send him a bunch of flowers and he may not deal with the protagonist when he is in a good mood.”

In order to destroy the empire, the general villain of the empire will severely wound the protagonist prince.

System instruction: “If you act cute to him, he may accept your request and not exterminate the human race.”

The great demon of the cultivation world captures all kinds of immortal cultivation pills to increase his energy.

The system said: “In fact, there is another way for villain to progress.”

“Such as?”

“Practice dual cultivation with the villain.”

Gu Xiyu:?

Because he would be punished for refusing the order, he could only act according to the order. Surprisingly, the progress bar for the reduction of world danger actually moved. But the villain was getting more and more wrong. <<less

The little prince of the Empire suddenly became a mermaid. Since the fish’s tail appeared, he had been hiding it carefully.... more>>

Until he was hit in the head by a book, he foresaw an unknown (fake) plot—

In the book, he was gloomy and vicious. In order to obtain the throne, he didn’t hesitate to hook up with the youngest and most promising major general of the Empire and ruthlessly abandoned him after his success. Later, he was driven off the throne and locked up by the vengeful major general. He not only exposed his fishtail but also conceived the major general’s cub?!

Little prince: ??? He wouldn’t be with him even if he was cut into fish fillets!

Later, he really became pregnant with the major general’s cub.. <<less