I am a system. Everyone calls me Golden Finger. I am intelligent and as gorgeous as a flower, desired by all. I have carefully selected a host who is s*upid and cowardly, unmotivated, and absolute tr*sh, one who can best show off my wisdom and brilliance. I had originally thought that in this place which reveres alchemists, I would be able to work with my host to refine godly elixirs and accomplish great things.... more>>

But I’m starting to realise, something isn’t quite right…

Cowardly: Killing off his evil disciple with 2 words?

Tr*sh: Refining a legendary elixir in 2 seconds? Huh? Wait, why am I being used to refine poison, help!

Only later did I find out, this host has another identity, the villain!! The infamous demon of the neighbouring continent that turns people’s faces pale with fear, the evil demon king that can silence the cries of children in the night. <<less

He Heng traversed and became the scum villain in many wife-chasing crematorium scripts:... more>>

—An Alpha who, after marrying Omega for power, confined and abandoned his wife.

—A regent who imprisoned the emperor and then instigated a rebellion.

—A disciple who broke the master’s Heartless Dao and turned him into a laughingstock for others.

System: The protagonist in each world has accumulated an unprecedented level of blackening. Please eliminate their blackening values. If the mission fails, you will face the punishment of “bone-crushing and ash-rising.”

He Heng: Why pick me?

System: Darling, your happiness index is detected to be too high, making you perfect for this mission.

He Heng: So, people aren’t allowed to be happy these days?

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World One:

He Heng had just transmigrated as a scum Alpha, and the protagonist was standing on the edge of the rooftop, looking as if he had nothing to live for and was ready to end it all.

He Heng: “Come down.”

Protagonist: “There’s nothing left to say between us.”

Having said that, as he took a step forward, he heard the other shout, “I’m carrying your child! How can you bear to leave the two of us?!”

Onlookers threw horrified glances their way. The protagonist thought to himself: “…Suddenly, I don’t feel like jumping anymore.”

World Two:

The moment He Heng saw the emperor, who was imprisoned and humiliated in the deep palace by his “self", he fell off his horse the next day during a hunting expedition.

This fall caused the regent, who held power in the court, to “lose his memory". In his state of “amnesia", he forgot everyone except the emperor.

Late at night, the emperor saw the man who once stopped at nothing for power suddenly run up to him, tenderly embracing his waist and sounding aggrieved, “Don’t you want me anymore? Why did you abandon me alone?”

Emperor: …Did he break his brain with that fall?

World Three:

He Heng transmigrated as the scum disciple who, after breaking the cold and Heartless Dao of the master, turned demonic and eventually abandoned him.

However, when the master was scorned and pointed fingers by the entire cultivation world for his Heartless Dao, He Heng suddenly appeared. He sternly reprimanded the crowd, then kneeled before the ailing and beautiful master, speaking with a righteous tone:

“Master, who dared to break your Heartless Dao? I’ll go kill him right away to assist your mood.”

As the once rebellious disciple spouted nonsense while kneeling on the ground, the usually cold expression of the protagonist cracked for a rare moment: “…Did you just offer to kill yourself?” <<less

Xie Yunnan accidentally learned that he was a cannon fodder in someone else's love, and would lose his life because of it.... more>>

What the hell is this? He doesn't want to die!

Also, he is clearly a top. His dream since childhood was to marry a beautiful and fair-skinned wife!

After inadvertently saving a pitiful and frail beauty, Xie Yunnan bit down, and got the certificate with someone.

He married, and the scumbag left.

After marriage, Xie Yunnan fed his little wife every day and vowed to be a considerate and good husband.

After feeding and feeding, he gradually felt that something was wrong.

Good little wife, why are you getting stronger?!

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Duan Changqing, a body-refining madman, transmigrated into a pitiful little fellow with injuries all over his body, and found a Taoist companion who was in-line with his heart.

He is very satisfied.

He will definitely grow back his muscles as soon as possible, and beat down all those who dare to bully his Taoist companion!

Duan Changqing worked hard to cultivate. After becoming strong, he suddenly found that he was also the most respected high priest in this world.

Duan Changqing, who had just become the leader of the rebel army and is discussing with people how to kill all the priests including the high priest: "..."

How to hide his vest? Urgently waiting online! <<less

Transmigrating into a novel one morning, Wen Jing arrived at the side of the one he worshiped and admired the most, becoming a loyal hound that was willing to go through fire and water for his senior brother.... more>>

Even the most arrogant cultivator said: “There is no one in this world who can enter my eyes, but only Jun YanZhi is truly noble.”

Wen Jing grew up alongside his senior brother, idolizing his senior brother beyond all means.

Unfortunately, he was ignorant, and as for this novel, he had only read half of it.

Midway through the storyline, he finally realized that things didn’t seem to be the way he thought they were.

Wen Jing: “Last night, Senior brother infiltrated Master’s abode. Master, please take heed.”

His master: “Nonsense! Your master was inside the abode all night last night, and did not see anyone else.”

Wen Jing: “Last night, Senior brother left on his own without permission to meet someone. Martial Uncle, please thoroughly investigate.”

His martial uncle: “Nonsense! Last night your senior brother and I were drinking and chatting merrily, all the way until morning.”

Wen Jing: “Last night, Senior brother was improper towards me……”

His senior sister: “Nonsense! How can your senior brother possibly do that kind of thing? Don’t tell me you’ve long held those kind of intentions towards him, and unable to obtain what you wanted, you’re now framing him?”

Many years later.

Wen Jing: “There’s this evil brute, specializing in using his top-notch, exquisite looks and elegant disposition to fool people, and everyone is in the midst of danger while not even aware of it themselves.”

Jun YanZhi: “If it wasn’t for you, that evil brute would most likely still be struggling in pain and suffering.” <<less

Xue Ling is a nine tailed fox who has been cultivating for thousands of years but lost all his tails in a moment of capriciousness.... more>>

Tails are easy to self destruct, but not easy to recover. In order to restore his human figure, he must struggle to destroy the plot, forcibly change the protagonist’s fate, and be the cannon fodder in the first line of attack.

But why are these plots more and more irrational? The setup is getting more and more weird, and what is with this person that is showing up in every single world?

It seems that before going through all these worlds, he has forgotten some very important affairs?

Su Xuanyan: Yes, you’ve forgotten me.

Xue Ling: Get lost! (▼皿▼#) Clearly every time you are the one that doesn’t remember anything!

Su Xuanyan: Oh, this is purely an accident. <<less

Fu Nianchi transmigrated into a book of Immortal melodrama.... more>>

He is a good-for-nothing young master who only has a good face, and he is about to marry the prince Ye Canglan who is about to die.

However, Fu Nianchi knew that Ye Canglan appeared to be a sick child who coughed up blood three times in one step, but in fact it was Lu Mu Xianzun from the Nine Heavens, who came to the world to overcome this human calamity.

There was only one month left before he died as a cannon fodder.

Fu Nianchi paid attention to everything, and took care of Ye Canglan who was seriously ill in bed, fearing that if the other party raised his hand in a bad way, he would die.

Fu Nianchi wiped Ye Canglan’s body, but accidentally knocked over the basin, and the hot water splashed all over the body of the immortal on the sick bed.

Fu Nianchi’s mind went blank: I’m going to die when it’s over!

However, Ye Canglan got up from the bed and tidied up the bed while vomiting blood: “No, you don’t need to do this job, are your hands burned? Hurry up and have a good rest, don’t worry about my life or death.”

Fu Nianchi:?

Brother, aren’t you a fairy, why are you trembling at me?

2.

Until one day, Fu Nianchi pushed open the door.

I saw Immortal Venerable rolling on the bed, muttering: “Today is the most serious day of mobile phone addiction. I lay on the bed and recited the Great Compassion Mantra desperately. I fanned myself to tears. I really feel like I am possessed by an evil spirit. In this sick world without mobile phones, I’m so lonely, I’m so lonely—”

Then he turned his head and saw Fu Nianchi who was stunned by the door.

Ye Canglan: ……………

Fu Nianchi: ……………

Ye Canglan’s expression became extremely frightened, and he knelt down on the ground with his head in his hands: “I’m sorry, I didn’t say anything, please don’t kill me!”

Fu Nianchi: “Huh???”

3.

Fu Nianchi: “So, I am the protagonist of your book?”

Ye Canglan nodded: “Yes, you are the sinner who masters arcane magic in the world of Xianxia. In the future, you will challenge the entire Nine Heavens with a magic wand in your hand, and gather spiritual energy from mountains and rivers to open the door to other worlds. From then on, monsters will run rampant and the way of heaven will be destroyed. ”

#Everyone thinks that I can destroy the world, but I can only eat big melons with Avada#

One transmigrated into an immortal novel, and the other transmigrated into fantasy novels, magic to cultivate immortals, which is very good.

It turns out that both of us are Long Aotian.

#You said we can use magic and fairy power to create a mobile phone# <<less

By Chance,... more>>

Bihua Lingjun came across an egg transformed by a wish-fulfilling Jade,

Named wish-fulfilling egg,

Claimed to grant its holder’s every wish,

Whatever they desire to hatch, it shall be hatched!

Throughout the entire celestial realm, it’s common knowledge that Bihua Lingjun isn’t fond of avian or feathered spirit beasts,

Yet, no one could have anticipated that he would hatch an inconspicuous spirit tiger.

If it were just an inconspicuous spirit tiger, it would be one thing,

But why does this spirit tiger keep wandering and provoking other spirit beasts within the mansion?

Could it be that the preferences of the hatchling’s possessor are influencing the nature of the creature hatched from the wish-fulfilling Egg?

However, however… Bihua Lingjun never once considered,

What sort of being his hatched wish-fulfilling Egg would turn out to be… <<less

A lineage of enmity, two lifetimes of love.... more>>

A hundred years in hell is not as bitter as love.

[Past Life]
A gentle and strong Eldest Prince shou who turned evil in the end.

The Ninth Prince gong, who originally did not have a good heart, turned evil due to hatred.

Conclusion: It’s all the fault of the family of origin.

[Present Life]
A white impermanence senior brother shou, who already doesn’t have any memories of the past.

A black impermanence junior brother gong, who has memories of the past and impure intention.

Conclusion: It’s all the fault of senior brother being too good. <<less

Ning Shiting followed Wang Gu Feiyin for ten years. For him, he broke off an engagement, forwent his open-hearted path to immortality, and laid down his sword to enter the palace. ... more>>

Young and without title or name, he was ultimately poisoned to death with a cup of poisoned wine. Reborn at the age of seventeen, he let go of his obsessions and only sought a letter of divorce. Life in the residence was lonely, with only him and the disabled young heir living under the same roof, their paths rarely crossing.

Knowing that Gu Tingshuang would later stage a coup, kill his father, and become a tyrant, and also knowing the hardships the child faced after his mother's early death, Ning Shiting took care to guide him and accompany him gently, hoping he would find more peace and less violence.

However, one summer, while resting with his eyes closed in the courtyard, he overheard the servants urging the heir to choose a bride.

Around the corner of the study, the young man in the wheelchair, with a cold and ruthless demeanour, sneered, "Why do I need a bride? I only want the one in the courtyard."

"I will write his divorce letter."
"I will issue his remarriage certificate."

In this new life, unexpectedly, he became the white moonlight of the tyrant, the red mole on his indifferent heart.

***

At ten years old, Gu Tingshuang's mother died, and his spiritual roots were destroyed, leaving him confined to a wheelchair for life.

At fourteen, his father brought an "old friend" into the prince's residence, setting up the new chamber in the old room.

That night, he broke in with a knife, his voice filled with anger: "Get out."

The young man took off his veil and looked at him.

His eyes were clear, calm, and beautiful.

For the next ten years, he became the sole obsession in his heart.

For him, he practiced cultivation, entered the mortal world, wielded his sword to protect him, and severed all ties.

Because he was the only remaining light in his life.

When I met you, it was ten years of hearing the frost.

After meeting you, the spring breeze turned into rain.

A healing love story, with the same sweet flavour as before, mostly sweet with occasional heartbreak—80% sugar, 20% knife.

Ten years of drinking ice cannot cool the hot blood. <<less

GunGun, as a national treasure(panda), was stolen by thieves and skinned. Once he woke up, he had a healthy body and lots of bamboo leaves. But monsters with glowing eyes surrounded him, most importantly they were floating, have greenish blue faces, fangs, and have no little legs?!... more>>

(⊙o⊙) Oh, the two-legged monster is here again, huh, is this bowl of food for him? These tender leaves are delicious, they should be hidden in the deepest part of the den.

There was an extra panda cub in the Interstellar Admiral’s embrace which he brought everywhere he goes. The place where a gun was once placed turned into a place for holding a basket full of leaves.

One day, GunGun became a beautiful boy.

Pouting face GunGun: Big monster I’m hungry. Huh? Where’s my fur!

The admiral’s face flushed crimson red being overwhelmed by its cuteness: “!!!!!” My darling! <<less

The stone spirit Qinghui was gradually deceived by immortals into cultivating immortality. Many years later, he discovered he had been deceived and angrily ran to... more>> the mortal world to become a monster. However, he was mistaken for a bear spirit by a mortal Taoist and taken in as a pet. <<less

The Story is about the Legendary Sword God Fairy, named Yun Caiye who lives in a fairyland. One day, while walking on Dengxian Road under The Poyun Peak with his friend, Wine Fairy, he accidentally picked up a strange monster egg. The eggshell is extremely hard and ugly. He tried to break the egg with his sword, but it didn’t even cause cracks or scratches on the eggshell, even though Yun Caiye could split mountains with his sword.... more>>

Yun Caiye then felt that the egg had something to do with him, so he took the egg back to the fairyland and cared for it. Ten years later the egg hatched. The egg hatched a very ugly creature that had never before been seen in the six realms.

Worried that his ugly apprentince would feel inferior to the gossip in the outside world, during the day, Yun Caiye accompanied the ugly apprentice to practice swordsmanship, and at night by the light of lantern, they both chatted and played chess together. This made the other disciples jealous.

Then later…many rumours circulated that they both have long been in love, and The Image of the Sword God Fairy Yun Caiye became ugly because of the ugly.

So the Sword God Fairy became a Shizun.

Ugly: Shizun, let’s eat together!

Shizun: Ugly, I refuse.

Ugly: Shizun, come and sleep together!

Shizun: Ugly, I refuse. <<less

In short, a mischievous cultivator goes down the mountain to gain experience, only to return to the mountain as a hipster. He gets ruthlessly disciplined... more>> by his martial elder brother as a result… <<less

After his rebirth, Wen Chan said, “Please don’t disturb me. I am concentrating on my revenge. “... more>>

Therefore there was an uproar among the people, “Shocking news-His highness, the ninth prince, played with a hooligan in the middle of the streets.“

“Did you hear that? During the Yuan festival, his highness the ninth prince made a young lady kneel for a colored lamp and threatened to smash down someone’s stall.“

“I heard that the ninth prince is licentious, rude, and arrogant. He tore a young girl’s clothes in broad daylight.“

“The ninth prince mocked Lord Liang for being bald…”

Wen Chan: “This is not the world I know.”

The people who he wanted to deliberately avoid started sticking to him.

Liang Yanbei: “You tore down a young girl’s clothes? You unexpectedly have this kind of habit.“

Wen Chan: “What are you doing? Take your hand off my clothes.“ <<less

Upon the vast land of the twelve dynasties, eight immortal sects stood, lofty and firm.... more>>

Under the guidance of the eldest apprentice Bai Li Shu, the young disciples of Jiu Xuan Sect step onto the Black-plumed Light Vessel, and from there, the era’s repeating secrets began to unfold.

The Savage Era’s passing, the era of Chaos’ ancient kings, and the Ten Thousand Immortals Era’s lapse……

The archaic war once again repeated itself in a new era, and the people holding blades and swords walk onto history’s battlefield behind the scenes. <<less

Ancient texts in cinders; the Dao unexpectedly collapsed; when deer crystal appeared, the world flourished, and all vied for it.... more>>

Ten thousand withered bones; the emperor’s orders; be deserving of imperial favour, and bear the monarch’s sentiments; it’s fate.

Lin Xin served as the imperial household’s butcher knife for an entire lifetime. Vicious and merciless, he never regretted it. The only thing he felt remorse over was that he never attained Shen Lou’s heart before he died. Reborn, he decides that he’ll pretend to be obedient and coax Shen Lou into being his.

Shen Lou was the paragon of the world his entire lifetime. Ascetic, never breaking the rules, his only improper act was liking that devil Lin Xin. Reborn, he decides to disregard the world, and get Lin Xin to marry him early.

Cruel and ruthless melodramatic shou x smiling but not speaking, scheming gong. <<less