Before the people, they use their lips as spears and their tongues as swords.... more>>

In private, though, their lips and teeth are interlocked.

Second Persona Official Weibo:

“When a variety program has a 'xiangsheng' actor and a well-known presenter swap their jobs with one another, what spark will arise from the meeting of their ‘violent mouths’? @ZhouChenYu @YanZhao”

Yan Zhao: That xiangsheng-talking mouth, that crafty, swindling ghost. [Smile]
Zhou Chenyu: In public, lips as spears, tongues as swords. In private, lips and teeth are interlocked. [Shy]
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Q: “As an emcee, how do you fry business CP with a xiangsheng actor?”

A: “He will use roasting to let the whole world know that you’re his wifey.”

Q: “As a xiangsheng actor, what’s the consequence of on-stage calling your business partner ‘wifey’ over and over?”

A: “I called and called, then got XXXed by said wifey.”

Note: Xiàngsheng is, in the simplest of terms, a double act comedy. The literal translation would be ‘Crosstalk’. It is usually performed by a duo where the performers banter with each other. There is usually singing and acting included. <<less

In order to coax his mentally sick sister to see the doctor, Xu Sheng sought out Tang Zhi and put forward a request for him to marry his sister. He even gave a condition that Tang Zhi could not refuse; he will help Tang Zhi’s mother with the case that sent her to jail.... more>>

After Tang Zhi moved into their luxury house, he had to face a mentally sick fiancee plus a cold and arrogant brother-in-law. However, he could only bear with it for his mother’s sake. That is, until his fiancee got into a car accident. <<less

The love-hate relationship of a killer female teacher and an iron-willed, upright criminal policewoman.... more>>

Starting from junior high school, Jiang Qinglan finally had light in her life. To support herself and her useless, wastrel father, Jiang Qinglan had to start working as a prostitute at the age of 13, doing unspeakable things. Verbal and physical abuse, going to school with a battered face, were only a matter of course.

Before Xue Yunxin appeared, Jiang Qinglan had never known what others called “love.”

She gave her manhua to read, took her out for fun, and gave her food. They did everything friends and family were supposed to do. Xue Yunxin was the light in Jiang Qinglan’s heart.

“Yunxin, will you leave me?”
“No! I’ll always be with you!”

After growing up, when thinking of these words, Jiang Qinglan only felt ridiculous. Liar!

And Xue Yunxin, who’d already become a criminal policewoman, had never expected that her reunion with Jiang Qinglan would be at the arrangement of a mu*derer. She’d also never expected that, one day, she would stand in opposition to her own lover. <<less

Ji Yu, a celibate Alpha with a successful career, planned to follow his work for the rest of his life. Despite being constantly nagged by his mother to go on blind dates for several years, he still couldn’t accomplish anything. In the end, he had no choice but to marry an Omega called Wen Xi, arranged by his family.... more>>

The Omega seemed very small and well-behaved, not particularly different from the Omegas he was used to seeing. So he thought there was nothing wrong with marrying someone. Everyone would get what they wanted and live their mediocre lives.

But, he didn’t expect that this little Omega wasn’t as cute and simple as he seemed on the outside. He would get up on trees to dig out bird’s nests, climb over the courtyard wall to chase chickens and would always return home suddenly without being seen by anyone.

Ji Yu: ? Where is my Omega? Where is the little Omega?

Wen Xi was also puzzled by this seemingly gentle and considerate looking Alpha. Why did he always have to sneak up on people and watch him(Wen Xi) make a fool of himself? What about the agreement to leave each other alone?! <<less

The sunlight was filtered through the cascading leaves, leaking onto him as a pale round gently swaying halo of light.... more>>

Looking at each other, they had reached a high level of spiritual harmony in each other's eyes. They were each other's other half, each other's one and only, and each other's loyalty. <<less

When Old Beast runs into Bad News, it’s not love; it’s karmic dues. ... more>>

A certain bottom encountered two scum tops in a row, one worse than another.

Ex-ex-boyfriend had a pair of slender peach blossom eyes and was a master at getting around. In the month they were together, there were twenty-seven days of cheating. Yup. In February. Of a common year.

Ex-boyfriend was a 190cm, big-dicked, looks-chasing male chauvinist. After they slept 18000 times, he pulled up his pants and said, “To tell you the truth, I have a virg*n complex.” Before leaving, he even tossed out, “Oh, right, too much c*m makes poison, you be careful now.”

The bottom cried his eyes swollen. Slapping the bed with gritted teeth, he decided to get revenge.

Hence, he used ex-ex-boyfriend’s photo to seduce ex-boyfriend on social media, exchanging nudes and flirting aggressively every day.

Ex-boyfriend sent the bottom polite invites to come do it 108 times and was blown off by him 108 times. Lying alone on a huge double bed in a hotel, as he jerked himself off lonesomely, ex-boyfriend gritted his molars and seethed, “One day. One day, I’ll do you.”

Then, one day, the two tops ran into each other in a bar. <<less

Also known as Samoyed and Husky, the story primarily revolves around a pair of childhood friends from their birth up until their university life. It also touches on aspects of cybersecurity and white hat hackers. Bai Ying x Jiang He... more>>

Part of the Solo Universe. <<less

My goal is, to be a scum woman.

The sea breeze blew across the darkened coastline, and before dawn came, the tide was high in Neverland.... more>>

The word “Neverland” held two meanings, one was the island swallowed by darkness, and the other was the name of the world’s first interactive large-scale variety show—with hundreds of millions of viewers crouching in front of all kinds of electronic devices twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week. They chose their favorite perspective to watch, monitor, and even manipulate, tampering with the fate of any inhabitant at will, and deciding their life and death with their hands through the online voting that ended every Sunday. <<less

When the 32 year old Wen Che received his sixth “Best Male Lead” award, he got into an accident and was reborn as the 22 year old Ji Zhinong.... more>>

Ji Zhinong had just returned to his wealthy family but was ditched at his wedding by the fake young master’s show of pitifulness, becoming a complete laughingstock.

His family members cold, his career path obstructed, he could only save himself.

First he had to find someone whose coattails he could latch onto.

Li Shaoyao: “I see the shadow of my beloved in you.”

Ji Zhinong: “Huh?”

Ji Zhinong, focused on making money, accepted the role of acting as a substitute. He was always clear that in and outside the acting, he only sought self-protection, not true love.

But Li Shaoyao was very earnest. When Ji Zhinong was forced into the eye of the storm of criticism, disdained by thousands because of the scandals of the original owner of the body, Li Shaoyao said, “The one dating him is me.”

And then he proposed marriage for legal status.

Ji Zhinong: ???

This marriage didn’t last very long. Li Shaoyao, who was the best at lying to himself, brought up divorce.

Six Months Later

Big Boss Li took great pains to make a variety show tailor-made for himself: We Remarried

Emcee: “Why did you come to participate in this variety show?”

Ji Zhinong was stubborn. “For company resources.”

Li Shaoyao: “To pursue my wife.”

The year Wen Che got into an accident and passed away, the outside world was all paying attention to his family members, his fiancé, his managing team for their reactions. No one knew that the young master of the Li family who was unrelated to Wen Che had previously gone crazy for three months upon seeing the obituary. <<less

When An Xingzhou ran home in the downpour, he was violently scammed* at the street corner by a rabbit that fell from the sky, hitting his chest directly.... more>>

*T/N: This refers to a very specific scam—the scammer demands compensation from the victim after creating an “accident”. (In this case, the “accident” is the bunny bumping into An Xingzhou.)

His heart almost stopped beating from the slam, and he hid under the eaves and held up the rabbit in front of himself.

Pinkish white, it was extremely small, soaked, and trembling.

An Xingzhou, in a rare act of kindness, carried the soft, weak, and helpless rabbit back home. He didn’t think that this rabbit could speak human, opening its mouth to call him “wife”.

An Xingzhou: This is absurd.

Afterward, the rabbit became human, handsome, confident, and elegant. But as soon as he opened his mouth, he exposed his true nature: Wife, hurry and rub my little head.

And An Xingzhou was forced to rub it: the rabbit would cry whenever he took back his hand and turn back to its original form to rub against him in his lap.

An Xingzhou rubbed it perfunctorily but perfunctorily was no good either. The rabbit was a rabbit with high demands.

After An Xingzhou rubbed it perfunctorily for several consecutive days, that rabbit sat in his lap and became human with a bang, hugging him and shouting “Wife, do you not love me anymore?!”

An Xingzhou: …

An Xingzhou looked at the live stream chat, which had blown up: F*ck, I’m live streaming! <<less

Upon completing a year-long training program with a special operations team at the Ministry of Public Security, Ming Shu returns to Dongye City to discover that he has a new boss.... more>>

Many people said to him, “Ming-ge, the new boss is such an enigma. Don’t let him harass you.”

To which Ming Shu replied, “…that guy has been harassing me for years. You guys just don’t know it.”

Ever since Ming Shu returned to the bustling metropolis of Dongye City, strange mu*ders have been cropping up one after another. An unemployed man suddenly goes berserk in a cafe. A mysterious incident occurs at a long-abandoned playground in the middle of the night. Underneath the body of a man who met a tragic end, a second corpse is discovered to be buried.

Captain of the Serious Crimes Division, Ming Shu, and Deputy Director of the Criminal Investigation Bureau, Xiao Yu’an, join forces to investigate and solve all these bizarre cases and more. <<less

The big star has four bright lights, looks like an immortal, but has a super big temper and stinky temperament. The agent hired a public... more>> relations team to save his image. The newly-arrived public relations manager is full of domineering, specializing in treating the stinky temperament of the big stars, and even making this arrogant big star to ... <<less

As a walk-on actor, he had been the mistress of his sugar daddy for three years. However, they had only met each other for a few times.... more>>

As a boss, his sugar daddy has tons of lovers.

The walk-on actor: The cake shop is the only thing I love in this world. Lovers? Never want one.

The boss: No problem. Nobody wants that.

Then, they fell in love with each other… <<less

Song Ran is an illustrator for children’s books. He has pastel arts, a pastel personality, and a pastel life. One day, he met four-years-old Bubu.... more>> Bubu and his father, who has an A+ for success, wealth, and looks, but an F- for childcare, stumble into Song Ran’s world just like that. When fairy tales meet a lonely child, when warm-toned 8012A meets cool-toned 8012B; this is a story about family and love. <<less

A young master of the wealthy Jinling House. A normal rebellious military official that retired from Chengdu. Two men with very different backgrounds each have... more>> a plan for their new life. Due to an unexpected turn of events, both meet at a small town in Jiangnan, and start living under the same roof. As a result, their new beautiful life has turned into a daily routine... <<less

A love at first sight during a school presentation to a long unrequited love for seven whole years.... more>>

It was supposed to be an emotion cherished inside his heart for a lifetime but by chance it was let known to the world.

Yet, he finally understood something: an extravagant hope can come true. <<less

Luo Zhiyu and Xiao Yan, both presenting in the middle of a gang fight, are carried to the hospital one after the other. One becomes an omega, and one becomes an alpha. ... more>>

Probably because the two were in the middle of an intense brawl at the time of presenting, their pheromone compatibility is an historically unprecedented 0%.

Other than sometimes fighting and getting on bad terms every time they meet, these two people put together are definitely safe — to the point that when there are not enough hotel rooms on a school trip, teachers put them in the same room.

Teachers: Anyone has the potential to date in high school, but these two definitely have no chance!

The principal catches an alpha and an omega walking on the side path in the evening, supposedly dating —

Students: There is no way, those two are definitely innocent!

Everyone, including Luo Zhiyu himself, thinks that there is no way between them.

And then one day, Luo Zhiyu gets permanently marked by Xiao Yan.

Luo Zhiyu: ? No, the pheromones say we are not compatible, we must believe in science.

Xiao Yan pulls out the new compatibility report, dropping it in front of Luo Zhiyu: Enough nonsense, go steal your hukou identification so we can get married.

As Luo Zhiyu attends his high school’s first year military training, under the scorching sun, second-year Xiao Yan sits in front of their squad drinking iced water and eating watermelon.

Luo Zhiyu picks up a stick and swings it at Xiao Yan for two whole blocks.

As Xiao Yan attends his university’s first year military training, under the scorching sun, high school third-year Luo Zhiyu sits in front of their squad drinking iced water and eating watermelon.

Xiao Yan brings the person into his arms, kissing him against a wall. <<less

Xia Yunian believed in his feelings. When he saw Fu Shicheng performing at the campus’ music festival, he fell in love with him, and intuitively believed that they were fated. So he used the dating app called ‘Secret’ to add him as a friend.... more>>

‘Xiao gege, let’s date~’

Fu Shicheng was completely unaware that he had the app on his phone, and was surprised to see the friend request and wanted to delete the app, but this junior seemed to be quite interesting. <<less

The weather was pleasant. I stood under the sun, raised my head and closed my eyes. When I had done this before, there was a dark red cloth covering my eyes.... more>>

But now I finally saw you.

And I miss you. <<less

Zheng Yi never really hated Chen Gong to begin with—— Chen Gong’s heavy-browed eyes even once gave Zheng Yi butterflies.... more>>

But Zheng Yi couldn’t stand Chen Gong’s indifference towards him, especially not when Zheng Yi wore his own nervous heart on his sleeve.

“Do you resent me because I’m your superior?”

“…?”

A workplace romance between the hot-headed, overqualified director Zheng Yi, and the aloof assistant director Chen Gong. <<less

For the first time, he knew that the feeling of being choked by smoke turned out to be the feeling of liking... more>>

Love money like it's fate x love at first sight <<less

On the day Feng Can transferred to SP Club, half of the people in the e-sports circle were stunned. The other half was watching the... more>> show and making a happy voice: the first ADC in the universe came to be a son for Nian-ge, and violence was expected. <<less

When his Weibo alt account had been dug out, Yan Shuo’s image as the “gentle and nice leader” of the currently popular boy group M.E.N crumbled overnight.... more>>

Smear post on a certain forum: “Congratulations to older brother Yan Shuo for becoming the alphabet group’s new C-position! Happily obtained four useless backup dancers!” <<less

The love story of a gloomy little mute boy and his sunshine boy.... more>>

A sweet and sour campus life story. Daily school life goes by slowly and steadily. Gong, who is mute, is unable to talk in the first parts of the story, but later on, he will be able to improve. <<less