"Boss, my Cloudy was fine when she came here. How come her fur is so much shorter now when she returned home? Were other dogs trimmed short as well? Is this how your pet store takes care of them?"... more>>

Me: "..."

My new neighbor is a typical doting dad.

He asks me repetitive questions over WeChat about trivial matters.

To make money, I endure it.

Until one day, a friend who is a pet communicator visited my store and saw Cloudy.

Smiling, he asked me:

"She said her dad has liked you for three months, if you don't accept, she will be nagged to death by her dad." <<less

Before getting married, Fan Xing thought he was just a bed companion given to He Qingmo by his family, someone who would be discarded like old shoes once he was used up. However, Mr. He turned out to be skilled in pampering, teasing, and seducing him relentlessly. He drove Fan Xing to the point of distraction, and one day, unable to resist, Fan Xing ended up pouncing on him...... more>>

And then, Mr. He laughed like a cunning old fox!

**After marriage, Fan Xing thought that besides being overprotective and shameless, Mr. He didn't have any major flaws. But he soon discovered that Mr. He was actually a big jealous pot. When his classmates invited him to watch a movie, Mr. He appeared righteous, saying, "What's the point of watching a movie with just the two of you? I'll treat the whole class." So, the entire class watched the movie in one theater while he and Mr. He had their own private theater.

When his childhood friend traveled a long way to visit him, Mr. He played the role of a gracious host, saying, "It's your first time in China, right? Let me make arrangements." As a result, his childhood friend embarked on a nationwide tour, and Fan Xing never saw him again.

When White Moonlight found out he had gotten married and came back to the country to chase after him, Mr. He refused to acknowledge his own nephew and declared, "You little brat, get lost and stop thinking about my wife, or I'll break your legs!"

Fan Xing: ...

Mr. He, that's your own nephew; can't you show a little mercy?

【Dominant CEO Husband Who Spoils His Wife x Soft and Sweet Easily Seduced Husband】 <<less

Ling Hua'an possessed peculiar eyes. He couldn’t see the living, but he has the ability to see ghosts. He runs a small supermarket with his profit obviously earned from the living people. But in fact, his massive income actually comes from finding out the cause of death of the wronged souls and helping them enter the cycle of reincarnation.... more>>

There is a saying that has been circulating in the Underworld:

The grocery store’s door is open. Ghosts must not come in if they have no money!

Jiang Chengyan is the captain of the criminal investigation team of Yuncheng Municipal Bureau.

He is busy everyday, and often works overtime. His dinner would mostly be instant noodles he had bought from the supermarket near the gate.

But every time he went out shopping, he would always sense the gloomy atmosphere surrounding the market. But he’s a firm atheist, so it‘s reasonable for him to go. (Actually, I think the supermarket owner is quite a good-looking fellow and has good disposition.)

By an incidental chance, Ling Hua'an suddenly received a huge order. If he could do it, he will no longer have to worry about food and clothing in his lifetime. But it’s quite difficult, thus, Ling Hua’an naturally approached Jiang Chengyan.

Afterwards, Jiang Chengyan who is a firm atheist, had his three views broken, and it was really sweet… <<less

A strange phenomenon fell down from the sky and aliens came over Earth.... more>>

Office nerd Fu Shiwu’s life was turned upside down, but luckily for him, Tang Xuhai, his fierce and powerful neighbour whom he wasn’t exactly on good terms with, took him on a journey to escape.

But Fu Shiwu could never imagine that halfway through the escape, this unbreakable man turned out to carry a steel plate in his body, which brought on an infection and sent him into a deadly fever.

In order to save him, Fu Shiwu, a white-collar elite who couldn’t even restrain a chicken, had to bite the bullet and go all out on the unknown terror waiting outside.

In this apocalypse, people survived with all sorts of tricks.

By having IQ, having muscles, or hugging the right thighs!

In order to compete for resources and talents, they also had to exhibit their character, flaunt their morals and push their very limits.

Fu Shiwu and Tang Xuhai’s team would like to implicitly express that: They definitely had all the above “virtues”.

This is a story with zero rebirth, zero transmigration, zero system, but still the right amount of golden fingers to pave a new way for humanity. <<less

Yan Yan has become the cannon fodder in the novel.... more>>

Young Master Cannon Fodder was lost when he was a child, and when he was found he was covered with scent of red dust (1), his lazy look provoked annoyance. So it didn’t take long for the cannon fodder to be sent to marriage by his family. The marriage partner is the protagonist of the book.

After the marriage, the cannon fodder not only failed to curb it, but became more able to do it. He pestered the protagonist all day acting coquettish, and finally the protagonist gave the cannon fodder a huge sum of money and drove the person out of the house.

After seeing the “end” of the cannon fodder, Yan Yan’s eyes lit up. Behave in a spoiled manner? He is best at it. It is guaranteed that the protagonist will not be able to bear it within three months, and he will be driven out with a huge sum of money.

Because of a favor owed by his father, Ji Juechuan, who has already achieved something at a young age, had to marry the young master of the Yan family who doesn’t love his mother or father.

On the first day of cohabitation before marriage, Ji Juechuan sat on the side of the bed and looked at his mobile phone. His face became even more ugly when he thought that he would be sleeping in a bed with the perfume-scented person. He will make it clear as soon as he arrives, and let the man pay attention to his behavior.

The bathroom door opened, and a soft and refreshing ball rolled into his arms. The young man with wet hair raised his face and smiled sweetly: “Husband, can I sleep with you tonight?”

Ji Juechuan looked at the person in his arms for a long time, and his Adam’s apple moved slightly.

“Yes.”

Later, Yan Yan received a huge sum of money from Ji Juechuan. It was just that the ticket he had prepared was torn to pieces. The man’s hot hands pressed against his waist, his tone dangerous.

“Yanyan, our wedding hasn’t been held yet, where do you want to go?”

Yan Yan:? That’s not what it says in the book!

*Mr Ji at the beginning: #Who is his wife? Anyway, it’s not my wife#

Later: #Do you have a wife yourself? Why do you covet my wife all day? #

*sā jiāo in the title means to act like a spoiled child/ to act coquettishly

*(1) 红尘 (hóng chén) the world of mortals (Buddhism) / worldly affairs. It’s a part of a poem, the actual phrase is 看破红尘 ( kān pò hóng chén) to see through the world of mortals or to see through red dust/ disillusioned with human society to reject the world for a monastic life <<less

Charles Ryan, a dragon, guarded the dragon island every day until he reached adulthood and fulfilled his obligation to capture the kingdom’s most beautiful princess. ... more>>

But before the little milk dragon crossed the sea, he was swept away by the huge waves and arrived in a continent he had never seen before.

Then he was detained by a particularly strange person.

The man had an arrogant expression, his black hair was long and reached his waist, his dark eyes were like the eyes of the undead and he wore weird clothes that he had never seen before and had immobilized him with a single touch.

Jiang Wuyi: What are you?

Charles: I am a dragon!

Jiang Wuyi: Lies.

Charles: I’m really a dragon. Look at my wings when I spread it out, they’re bigger than a ship.

After saying that, the person in front of him disappeared. The little milk dragon raised his head on instinct and found that the sky has darkened and then he saw a claw that was bigger than a ship!

The eastern dragon swimming above the clouds watching everything: I am the dragon.

Charles: ! ! ! <<less

I am an ordinary Beta.... more>>

Though I pretended to be the boyfriend of a talented Alpha, when asked about it in a street interview, I still quickly denied:

We're just friends.

"Really?"

"Even if we've secretly been intimate, you still insist on your stance, honey?" <<less

When the apocalypse suddenly arrived, I finally saw the true nature of my friends.... more>>

My calm and indifferent Buddha-like childhood friend was someone who can destroy heaven and earth with her powers.

My flirtatious playboy bro was someone who would cuddle up to me during this transition period.

I struggle to survive every day.

Watching my bro trying to strip off my clothes and my childhood friend watching by the side, I couldn't help but scream sharply.

No intimacy between men!

The plot isn't quite right!

Someone save me!

Please! <<less

To pay for my brother's tuition, I was sent by my family to the bed of a nouveau riche.... more>>

Bao Jian Zhi knocked down the nouveau riche with a cane, walked up to me and asked, "Would you like to come with me?"

I nodded, not fully understanding what was happening.

Later, it was also him who pressed me against the window, moaning in pain.

"Do you want to love me, even though I am a man?" <<less

Every day, the school supermarket owner treats me with iced coke for free.... more>>

Even his gaze upon me started to resemble how one looks at a son-in-law.

But his son and I are both man!

One day, I finally met the handsome son of the supermarket owner.

With a blush on his ears, he handed me a bottle of iced coke:

“Can you be my boyfriend?”

(Inner voice: A coke for me to come out of the closet?)

(Later: Well, it seems I was the lucky one.) <<less

I have a delicate and pitiful submissive bottom as my wife.... more>>

Later, I found out that he was actually a pe*verted and ruthless dominant top, and also the scion of the wealthiest Lu family.

I was so scared that I ran away immediately.

Later on, I was tied up and brought back by him.

A cold smile appeared at the corner of his mouth, his eyes full of possessiveness: "You found out. Be good, call me husband, okay?" <<less

In the year 891 of the Glorious Calendar, a new Demon King was born at the bottom of the abyss.... more>>

The demon race that has been sealed for over two hundred years resurfaced from the abyss, defeating the human race and making them constantly retreat.

The army pushed towards the royal city, and the Holy Monarch of the human race fought alone against the Demon King for three days and three nights. The protection of the God of Light never came until the Holy Monarch was exhausted and defeated.

The desperate people insulted him, spurned him, and insisted that his conviction must be impure. Even questioning the conviction itself, allowing the raging fire to burn down the Brett Temple.

Three days later, the demon army mysteriously retreated.

And disappeared together, was also the trace of the Holy Monarch.

People who were too regretful searched everywhere, but no one knew where the young king, who had always been kind, had gone.

Until the spring breeze melted the snow in the ruins of the temple, and the autumn breeze buried the withered herbs.

****

It was said that in those days, as a condition for retreating, the Demon King took away a human as his own spoil and s*ave.

The s*ave has a pair of violet eyes, and when they smile, it always feels a bit sad. It was none other than His Majesty the Holy Monarch who once lived in the temple.
　　.
One afternoon, after a long time, the flowers of the Gasuo Abyss bloomed.
　
Flowers were planted by the s*ave themselves, the Demon King had mocked him a lot at that time, because human flowers will never bloom in the abyss.

Unexpectedly, they really thrive, resulting in the Demon King to be in a good mood. Thinking about his past of venting hatred and harm on the s*ave, but now that the times have changed, it has become a relationship where he can snuggle up and admire the flowers together.

The Demon King believed that in the future, he could be more kind to the s*ave. For example, stop making this person a s*ave and choose a good day to be crowned as the Queen of the Demon King.

Langmuir quietly rested on the Demon King’s shoulder, with a clear light in his eyes.

Stepping into this dark abyss for seven years, it feels like a big dream. Now, he knew clearly that he had run out of oil and was about to die.

But today, he is fortunate to see the flowers blooming in the abyss like a tapestry.

He thought to himself: I can now finally close my eyes in peace.

——I came to the abyss to plant a flower for you to wash away my sins. <<less

For money, I bet with someone to win over and turned the scion of the wealthiest family gay.... more>>

Later, I pretended to have terminal cancer, and disappeared to avoid burdening him.

Three years later, the scion became a madman.

He smashed every place I had been to.

Just to unearth my body. <<less

This is the story between a young innocent ballet boy and a passionate, determined boxing boy. The two met at the children’s palace, and since... more>> then, they have grown up together supporting each other. May there be hardships, may there be obstacles, yet they never stopped pursuing their dreams. The beauty of the salad days is the sweat from the hard work and the bonding of friendship. Although they have completely different paths set up for them, what never changes is their beautiful friendship… <<less

I am a male celebrity riddled with negative press.... more>>

People say I climbed the ranks through dirty tricks and that my private life is a mess.

My relatives accuse me of envying the adopted son in the family, always scheming to harm him.

Friends say I am two-faced and not worth getting close to.

Even my fiancé thinks I am not as generous and decent as my brother, who is kind and pure.

If that's the case, I will leave your world.

I shouldn't be defined and controlled by anyone. <<less

Yan Qi Feng is my husband.... more>>

He became violent and eccentric after losing his sight, always trying to harm himself and refusing to eat, attempting to end his life.

So I told him:

"The Zhang family's dowry is all prepared, once you die, they will take me over."

He was so angry that his teeth chattered, and he roared: "Even if I die, I'll make sure you're buried with me."

But the next day, the food that had remained untouched every day was all eaten up. <<less

I'm a man who ended up in a romance game, aiming to conquer the delicate and pitiable male protagonist.... more>>

Just when I finally got to bed him, the disappeared system came online:

[Master, I sent you to the wrong game, this is a horror game!

[The person you're bullying now is the super scary last boss.]

Facing the man's blood-red eyes, I managed a stiff smile: "Feeling a bit tired, huh? Maybe we can continue some other time..."

He smiled and said: "I'm not tired, continue." <<less

The holographic online game NPC Feng Lianzhu and an interstellar dragon were bound together by the system, swapping to complete each other’s tasks, and the worlds on both sides were chaotic.... more>>

Interstellar World: Holy shit! The cosmic dragon that only robbed actually helped the weak, promoted justice, and went to college!

Online Game World: WTF? What’s going on with Feng Lianzhu? I’ve respawned ten times and my equipment was completely blown up, and he’s only dropped a drop of blood?

This spicy chicken game is not humane! There was no announcement for these setting changes! Recruiting full-level players to form a team, 30 teams, players with a ranking below 100 will not be used. <<less

The captain of Team Zero, Yan Yibing, possesses alluring almond-shaped eyes, exuding a lazy and carefree aura, with a deep red mole adorning his earlobe. He is renowned as the eternal star of the domestic esports scene, swimming in the sea of lucrative endors**ent deals, while countless female fans vie for his attention.... more>>

But one day, his throne was usurped.

Team Prince’s captain, Han Mo, younger and colder than him, not only boasts more female fans but also took over his coveted endors**ents. And this replacement was once just a trainee under him.

To say he wasn’t upset would be a lie.

Someone suggested a cunning plan – to disguise as female fans and duo-queue with Han Mo to gather intel.

Yan Yibing blushed in shame for a fleeting moment, then swiftly ordered a voice changer. With the voice changer in tow, he threw caution to the wind, spouting flirtatious words.

“Han Mo gege, you’re amazing; meimei loves you.”

“Thanks for the drink, gege; meimei drank it all.”

While Han Mo charged ahead on the virtual battlefield, Yan Yibing coasted along, letting Han Mo do the heavy lifting.

Until one fateful day, they were on a bumpy mountain road in a jeep, silhouettes appearing on the hilltop. Yan Yibing’s instincts kicked in, and he made a quick no-scope shot, hitting the opponent right in the heart.

Han Mo: “…”

Yan Yibing: “…Damn.”

In a hospital room on another occasion, Yan Yibing, wearing a mask, his hair damp, and his eyes reddened from a fever, pushed the person in front of him away.

“Stay away from me.”

The next second, Han Mo seized his wrist, tore off his thin mask, and pinned him against the wall, capturing his lips without hesitation.

With a deep, husky voice, Han Mo’s fingertip brushed over Yan Yibing’s flushed eye corner. “Just pass it on, as long as I can kiss you every day.”

At the World Championship backstage, Yan Yibing was livestreaming, leaning against a couch. His broadcast had accumulated hundreds of millions of viewers. He proudly showcased China’s gold medal to the camera when someone suddenly entered the frame, planting a kiss on his lips.

“Aren’t you tired?”

Yan Yibing froze, hastily ending the stream in a state of disarray.

Fans were astounded to realize that the person who kissed Yan Yibing was none other than Prince Team’s captain, Han Mo, with whom he had a tumultuous relationship.

Fans: “The world is ending, I’m tired.”

One-sentence summary: I treated you as my disciple, but… <<less

During our graduation photo shoot, I kissed my rival in front of all the faculty and students.... more>>

After I finished showing off, I immediately left the country to escape.

Later, when my family went bankrupt, I was forced to return home and apply for a job as an actor’s personal assistant.

I happened to see an interview where He Chuan responded to a reporter’s question: “I lost my first kiss to a little rascal.”

The audience was shocked, and a reporter further asked: “Mr. He, what would you do if you meet him again?”

He Chuan gritted his teeth and said, “Of course, I would... thoroughly finish him.”

Later, I learned that the word “finish” had another meaning. <<less

A tale of an adventure between two people secretly in love with each other.... more>>

The story follows Chu Huan, a former secret service agent who was pursuing the ringleader of a drug trafficking group, “Big Ghost”, when he accidentally fell off a cliff. A series of bizarre adventures ensue. <<less

I have a pheromone matching rate of 85% with Xu Qi, but he dislikes me intensely.... more>>

Once someone who matched him at 95% appeared, I consciously left.

Later, I was framed, drugged, and thrown into the room of the new CEO.

I heard that this CEO was not fond of beauty, and his heart was ruthless. However, he held me tightly, his eyes blazing red.

"Where do you think you're escaping to now?" <<less

In the corner of the third floor of Kanghe Hospital, there is a forensic clinic with a schedule posted on the door:... more>>

Monday, Wednesday: Municipal Public Security Bureau
Tuesday, Thursday: District Public Security Bureau

Of course, that's just what ordinary people see. In fact, underneath lies another intriguing phrase discreetly concealed beneath the seemingly mundane information.
"Every fifteenth of the month, the Yin guest arrives. No exceptions. Find other arrangements if late."

On a certain fifteenth of a month, Yin Wushu stood on a black stone by the bridge and shouted at Xie Bai from a distance, "Since you moved to this ghostly place, you haven't let me in again."

Xie Bai gripped the door, expressionless, "Is that all?"

Yin Wushu continued, "After all, I've raised you with blood, sweat, and tears for nearly a hundred years."

Xie Bai's face remained cold, "So what?"

Yin Wushu suggested, "Should we go easy on the door?"

Without a word, Xie Bai raised his hand and with a loud "bang," slammed the door shut, causing even the stone bridge to shake.
Yin Wushu: "..."

Yin Wushu, dumbfounded and at a loss for words, gazed in disbelief, realizing that his heartfelt plea had been met with an indifferent and powerful rebuke.

In this complex and intricate narrative, we witness the tale of two individuals caught in the clutches of their twisted circumstances. One, the “Lived for too long and accidentally became twisted” pursuer, finds themselves entangled in the web of their own existence. The other, the “Lived too close to that twisted person and couldn’t avoid becoming twisted too” vulnerable and fragile recipient, narratively misleads us with their outward appearance, concealing a deeper fragility within. <<less

After losing my memory, I found a contact labeled “boyfriend” in my phone.... more>>

So, I carefully dialed the number.

“Excuse me, are you my boyfriend?”

After a moment of silence on the other end, a lazy and pleasant male voice responded.

“Of course, baby.”

It wasn’t until I regained my memory that I realized I had mistaken my crush for my boyfriend.

Huh?

Doesn't my crush hate gay guys the most? <<less

When you transmigrate as a marshal’s spouse, don’t be happy too soon.... more>>

The reason is that you’re probably an undercover agent who’s noble and cold on the surface, but steals information and plays deadly tricks behind the scenes; a villain who pretends to be a sickly white lotus flower, but actually has a heart as black as the bottom of a pot; and an unlucky bastard who was finally executed by the marshal himself on a live broadcast across the stars.

Popular name: Cannon Fodder.

Unfortunately, Duan Hengye just became such a cannon fodder.

Duan Hengye decided - divorce! Get divorced early! There is no limit to the sea of pain.

The temperament and appearance of the white lotus, the identity background of the chief of the Imperial Academy of Sciences, and the force value hidden in the disguise was as high as an explosive watch. He could win if he played!

However, the marshal did not want to leave, but pulled him more and more tightly.

The system prompt:

Your divorce application has been rejected. <<less