Crematorium For Everyone After the False Young Master Awakens

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It was only after You Mian died that he found out he was actually a cannon fodder and a fake young master in a shura field, pure love text.

It was his established destiny to be disliked by everyone and regarded as the stand-in for the true young master, Bai Lin.

You Mian originally thought that Yan Tingxuan, who he grew up with since childhood, would be the only exception. He didn’t expect that not only Yan Tingxuan, but all his other friends, would stand behind Bai Lin and become Bai Lin’s support.

You Mian became indifferent and emotionless in his previous life. However, he was the one who occupied Bai Lin’s rich life after all. Therefore, he endured all these changes.

Then once the fire broke out, he discovered that being adopted by the You family was actually a conspiracy. It was all a trade-off to protect Bai Lin.

No wonder why he was kidnapped countless times since he was a child, and his father remained indifferent. No wonder why Bai Lin was ‘retrieved’ immediately after his coming-of-age, and the You family was happy but not too surprised.

Those friends who approached him were all just fighting for Bai Lin.

Just as all the dust settled and there were no longer any waves in You Mian’s heart, he was reborn.

After his rebirth, You Mian was no longer obsessed with true or false, what was right and what was wrong.

In order to completely disentangle from all the relationships, You Mian agreed to the conditions proposed by the You family and was stuffed into a romance show that supported Bai Lin. He was to act as the clown rejected by Bai Lin’s many suitors.

His former friend, Yan Tingxuan, had an indifferent expression as if he was worried about being entangled by You Mian.

The Best Actor Award winner, Yun Guanqing, who was willing to lower his value to participate in the romance show, didn’t hide his boredom when he looked at You Mian.

Hou Yanzhi, who used You Mian as a stand-in, distanced himself as much as possible during the show and followed Bai Lin wholeheartedly.

You Mian was no longer obsessed with their changes, nor did he long for the family and friendships of his previous life. He just acted indifferently like a bystander.

Just as You Mian was about to finish participating in this show step by step and stay away from this shura field, those people suddenly became unhappy.

Yan Tingxuan asked viciously, “You didn’t send me the heartbeat text message. Who did you send it to?”

Yun Guanqing lowered his eyes and explained with a hoarse voice, “I misunderstood you before.”

Hou Yanzhi tried his best to fight for You Mian’s dating rights, begging shamelessly, “Give me another chance.”

Regarding all of this, You Mian only said, “Thank you, I really don’t want to be entangled with you any longer.”

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Xianxiabl
New Xianxiabl rated it
April 10, 2024
Status: --
Made me laugh so much. The author is obviously mocking the trope of the domineering CEO with stomach issues, an iceberg face, no family connections, and basically no childhood 😂 😂 😂.

Pei HuaiYi is a breath of fresh air from typical MLs and he's so cute, He almost makes me like him more than the MC. The Pei family is also so cute, amazing, and wonderful people, not the uncle trying to steal the position of CEO or the grandpa doing some shady things.

But the You family are so terrible.... more>> I just keep thinking, how can people be like this? From stealing a baby, to using the baby to cover your own child from getting kidnapped, to stealing the child's art, talent, still trying to suppress them...

The MC is really pitiable, and that Bai Lin or something is a f*cking green tea b*tch.

All in all, please read this novel, and don't let the low rating put you off. I keep learning day by day how to never judge a book by the cover. Also, to the translator, a beautiful, wonderful job! <<less
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WallEyeKnee
New WallEyeKnee rated it
April 7, 2024
Status: Completed
MC is the king, he really cut off those scum bags and doesn't even bat an eye when they regret anything. He will blatantly refuse in their face.

He's so decisive, charming and talented. ML cold heart melted instantly. He was like this before that green tea bit*h came back and he was confused. Once he Rebirth and knew the reason he was back, it wasn't a big change but just he was his real self again.

Besides ML and two other friends on the show everyone can go away. Psycho film... more>> empeor is just weird and doesn't add much to the story.

I feel sad for MCs experience because of this scum family, they all deserve life prison terms and I hope they get it. Also want MCs real parents to be super rich and didn't abandon him but was taken away <<less
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Yuiheron
Yuiheron rated it
July 29, 2023
Status: Completed
I love how decisive the MC when it comes to his relationship with his former family and friend. He didn't hesitate to leave the family after rebirth and making it clear to the other love interest that he doesn't care about them anymore.
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Yoya
Yoya rated it
August 16, 2023
Status: c101
Great beginning but the rest of the plot felt dragged out for no reasons. The results were very obvious, and most of the story focused on the dating show that everyone could clearly see the ending to in its first ep. None of the activities felt engaging or contributed anything major to the storyline. I found myself just scrolling and scrolling past repetitive scenes to at least get to the other parts like the art contest and other major plot points. Dropped at ch101, I tried but it was just... more>> getting too laggy. <<less
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HellaCe
HellaCe rated it
October 26, 2023
Status: c104
Another novel in the serie of cold ML meets pretty MC with a talent.

The author thought their MC was so beautiful, they had to tell us at least once in each chapter, so beware if you dislike reading the same thing again and again. He's a sculptor, I'd have liked the author to read a little about the craft before talking about it. MC is supposed to be a "man with a plan" whith absolute calm and confidence, a face that makes people stare and be so good at everything... more>> that everyone thinks "he's so cool". So he's totally passive and wait for the villains to act (just like he predicted...), fortunately he meets big thights whose only dreams are to help him.

The ML is an iceberg who thaw only for the MC and hides his strong desire of possession and monopolisation (a very rich and elite iceberg).

The harem is there to remind us that the MC is so cool and beautiful. His friends had reasons for their betrayal but MC doesn't care as if they were children torturer and not people with feelings. I found the writing of the characters immature, the harem had no resolution, as if it was normal to erase people from your life even those you spent 10 years with.

The plot: I was so ready for the love show to be finished, unfortunately it's still ongoing at chapter 104 and we're missing the last episode. Of course there're plot holes, really big ones and battles to get the moral high ground because we get the obligatory netizens points of view.

So a superficial story that helps you pass the time. <<less
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ishikkatsu
ishikkatsu rated it
November 27, 2023
Status: Completed
The decisiveness is what did it for me. No beating around the bush, no revenge plot, just moving on and making the best of life after rebirth.

ML is a delight, respectful, kind, all that. And not one of the previous scummy guys.

There's no being torn about liking each other, they're both pretty straightforward and once the ball starts rollong it just keeps going. Love that.
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Klimintina
Klimintina rated it
September 17, 2023
Status: Completed
I CANNOT EXPRESS ENOUGH HOW I LOVE THIS NOVEL! IT'S SO GOOD! LIKE REALLY GOOD NOVEL FULL OF DOGFOOD! HAHA. You guyssss, if you want fluff with a lil bit of mystery im the backround, and this one is really good!

Omg!!! I love Mianmian so much! I love how decisive he was when cutting off all the toxic people who made his past life miserable!

What I also love this novel is the face-slapping of those 3 regretful dmbss. Lol.

And Mr. Pei is truly the winner! Dayum, our ML is a... more>> walking forest! I love that he went from the coldest person on earth, showing no emotion and just a display vase at the side to overly smitten, possissive and jealous person for Mianmian ❤️❤️

It's been a long time since I wrote a review like this. Maybe bcoz I wasn't really able to find a good fluff novel like this for a long time. It made me excited!

Overall, 9.9/10. I'm just satisfied. There might be some inconsistencies but won't really affect the novel itself.

PS. I was squeezing my pillow thinking it's Mianmian coz he's sooo cutieee 🤧 I wanna cherish him like Mr. Pei!

Cotton fan out! ❤️ <<less
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backgammon rated it
November 26, 2023
Status: c119
Not too bad. The MC never considers getting involved with the scumbags again, so that makes it better than a lot of similar novels where the MCs are more wishy-washy or, worse, actually go back.

That said, there is something about the premise of this novel that I find confusing, maybe because I read it via MTL:

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The MC was adopted by the evil!adoptive parents to act as a decoy/body double for their biological son. The MC ostensibly didn’t know he was adopted and outsiders were also supposed to think MC was the biological child. What’s weird is, as far as I can tell, the adoptive parents are both ethnically Chinese whereas the MC is visibly mixed race. The POVs for multiple characters note that MC looks mixed and this is later confirmed (his father is European). If the intent was always to pass an adoptive child off as their biological child, it doesn’t really make sense that the adoptive parents would choose MC in the first place, since he’s clearly (at least partially) a different race. If this was ever explained, I missed it.

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hy-d-ra
hy-d-ra rated it
January 5, 2024
Status: Completed
Disgusting adoptive parents, disgusting Bai Lin, disgusting friends. As you can see a lot to handle before the end of this novel.

Duration: too long for its' content tbh. Storyline: Sometimes it gets confusing, maybe because I binged it on MTL, but sometimes there are inconsistent details or parts that left me with a question. Btw the summary doesn't really showcase who these three people are and that they're quite s*upid themselves tbh. Except one (actor) the rest felt like their heads were switched off.

From the summary you know that You... more>> Mian is an adopted son, but he had no clue for the longest of time and it wasn't a simple adoption, but a "conspiracy". The story behind it isn't anything new (I'll put it in spoilers though) and I honestly think that it dragged for quite some time from the beginning to revelation.

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You Mian happened to be an orphan, although through story the reason why he was taken back and put into orphanage was a bit confusing, but this is where the You family finds him. They want to protect their own sickly child and send him abroad, while they bring You Mian instead, as a result of power struggle and ownership of the business they did a lot of things that deserve to be on social news, thus they were retaliated and You Mian was kidnapped several times. Basically being used as a shield and only when the danger passed by they took their biological child back.

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So in previous life he was shocked and had no idea he tried to compensate, but he was devastated by the reaction of his "friends". One of these friends is now a well-known lawyer. As story shows he's pretty selfish and a bad guy, he approached little You Mian with idea of using him and basically their friendship was built on that. You Mian who did not know about adoption tried to help but it was of course in vain. I don't even want to mention his name because he's really disgusting. When Bai Lin returned he never actually trult cared about Bai Lin, but since he was the true heir thus he cared.

The sports guy who treated You Mian as substitute. I mean his actions are disgusting but his motivation is dumb enough. He saw Bai Lin abroad, I think he was blind and did not see that Bai Lin wasn't suffering financially and his parents actually visited him from time to time, so he basically was throwing tantrums. But this silly fella believed this notion, came back and used You Mian as substitute? Anyway, very confusing guy. I suppose he was hit in the head too many times, so he was the last to figure things out.

The last actor was actually not that hung up on Bai Lin, he saw through his tricks right away and switched targets because he found You Mian more interesting.

Load of disgusting guys. If everyone is disgusting and braindead it's quite hard to read tbh :) You can't cope with this much IQ drop. I mean, can you imagine those self-righteous guys that say "he will return to me, because he cares about me" and later after many times being dropped and left behind they finally come to realization that actually wait a minute! he doesn't care for them at all. And also it's ridiculous they thought You Mian loved loved them listening to Bai Lin's narration... Are they 5? Who are you listening to, Bai Lin? The most transparent bit*h of all times? Ptu.

On top of them are disgusting You parents, they not only know he's adopted, but they treat him like sh*t and basically abuse him. They truly belong on social knews in several categories. Not to mention that they tried to use him for their own son future prospects, since You Mian is truly talented in art, but due to clash with Bai Lin in oil painting he switched to sculpture, he didn't want to be used. They never developed You Mian at least in one direction, because he showed high IQ they often switched his hobbies. Compared to him funnily Bai Lin was nothing more but a talentless jealous monster. You can imagine his ending if I say that he had ghost painter. Ptu x 2

Unlike them ML is truly a breathe of fresh air. He was firstly a sponsor dad and not much time was dedicated to his shots, but when they agreed to be together on screen for shielding and later actually felt that one person treated another person the best was quite sweet. The cringe part I suppose is how Pei Huaiji called You Mian my genius and such. But he truly appreciated his talent and eventually didn't want to cage him by simply working together, he knew that You Mian should be an artist with no restraints. Thus I give 3 stars simply for the relationship, but not the rest of the story. I'm not a big fan of it, maybe because it was mulling over, revelation took so long in the end so it felt too spread, these three guys were super annoying. At times I wish that those who once loved would actually suck it up and stop making things difficult, because otherwise it feels like they're still selfish pricks and it's about their failed love life they cry. The "villain" famly was nothing new too, simply vile family with strong vile genes.

One of those novels where I think there's nothing to lose if you won't read it. <<less
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Katielicious
Katielicious rated it
October 24, 2023
Status: --
This is a book that's guaranteed to raise your bp because the premise and logic in the story are incredibly warped.

This is not even the most dog blooded book I've ever read, but the more was unveiled about You Mian's experience, the more bitter I felt.

It's frustrating that MC took a passive route in seeking his revenge. E.g.... more>>
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I wish he could have immediately exposed that Bai Lin was a plagiarist.

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Chinese fiction logic I'll never understand :

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  • Blaming a child for a mix up at birth.
  • Moral kidnapping. This is coercing someone due to the grace of birthing or raising them. The first is a choice and the latter is a responsibility.
  • Concept of substitute lovers. The love feels tainted and insincere if the crush can be so easily replaced.
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Plot/logic holes (some mentioned in book)

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1. How/why did no-one question the You family for 2yrs?

  • Why suddenly look for their biological son?
  • How did they explain the mix up?
  • Who supported Bai Lin's affluent experience abroad?

2. What are the real consequences for slander or cyber-bullying in China? I feel netizens have a herd mentality & I wish I saw that punished more.

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Kassandra
Kassandra rated it
February 25, 2024
Status: Completed
I love this one, mainly because of the romance.

You Mian, the protagonist, definitely have a tragic life. You can't imagine the pain he'd gone through just to reach this age.

Pei Huaiji, the male lead, is a sweet guy. He might seem cold but he actually blushes easily, is a thoughtful person, and a bit of a tsundere at first.

... more>> They're a match made in heaven.

I actually didn't like the idea of variety show as You Mian would have to see those disgusting people again and again. That's probably the con, while the pros for me is their little dates. Like, a lot! Since it's a dating show, you can expect they would have a lot of sweet dates together. My heart would melt at each of their dates.

For the shura field, I just automatically ignored them as the 1v1 couple is more fragrant and my cup of tea. That's the reason it's been in my library for too long because it's a shura field.

Fortunately, you can just ignore them as Mian Mian is a decisive person. He kept his priorities straight and didn't let those people bring him down again. He shined, as Pei Huaijing predicted.

As for the ending, sweet as always. Issues are also resolved at the end. The villains also got their own due ending, which I'm hoping showed their suffering more. Overall, a 5/5 for me. I wish they would be together all their lives. <<less
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Pcrome
Pcrome rated it
October 12, 2023
Status: c80
PEI HUAIJI, THE ML, IS SO CUTE!!!!!!! AAAAAAA! WHAT IS THIS KUUDERE CUTENESS???

To clarify, he's not one of the scum gongs.

What I love about this novel: (Gonna edit after reading more)

    • ML. It's not like the usual overbearing president, although he is a CEO, cold and expressionless, it's not the annoying or arrogant type--- More like a child who doesn't understand emotions or an AI robot encountering his first love for the first time, our MC, You Mian! So cute! Adorable! Waaaah! Gap moee! He blushes easily even with an indifferent face! He deserves the MC!
    • MC. Decisive and cold. Talented, amazing, cool, beautiful. Effortless, calm and can protect himself. Those are the qualities I like about him. How he doesn't want to associate with the scums anymore is so satisfying and delicious. My only problem is that I would rlly like if he doesn't portray himself as "strong" and "unaffected" all the time ---The scums would think he was cruel for cutting them off. If he's too fierce and strong in their eyes, they would think MC never "suffered" or got hurt after what they did? If he doesn't show his vulnerable side, won't they not realize the damage they did to the mc? I think the scums need to know their mistakes and how badly it shattered mc's hope.
    • SATISFYING CREMATORIUM. Maybe after 40 or 50++ chaps, there will be satisfying wife chasing crematorium for the scums. I just love how ruthlessly straightforward the MC was in rejecting the scums and saying what he wants in front of them. Especially when the MC calls them "hypocrites" and "disgusting". Yummy~ I'm full~
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Ani-chan89
Ani-chan89 rated it
February 25, 2024
Status: c88
I don't know if I can finish this.

This is your tipical low-calories novel that you read to pass the time and at the start it was interesting enough (I read the first 50 chapters with no problem), but OMG it's stretching too much, it should have ended with 100 chapters at most (80 would have been perfect).

It is the same thing over and over again and I am reaching my limit.

It can't be more cliche, the worst part is that it is made really bad, I think I have never... more>> read a worst fake dating show in my life, nothing makes sense (if this was real life those people would have lost their jobs soooo soon).

Other things that bothered me:

* Plot holes, so many plot holes

* Low key racist vibes (maybe it is the MTL)

* Sooo many descriptions of how beautiful, cute, OP MC was (at least describe him in different ways if you do it, don't make it looks copy-paste it)

* The translation seems kinda off, I wonder if they MTLed some parts

* I never sculpted in my life but (I don't know why) it seems really fake and it put me off

I would love to explain better all the above-mentioned (specially the reality love show point), but English is not my first language and I am not versed enough (sorry if there are any typos) <<less
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Dawnatella
Dawnatella rated it
January 22, 2024
Status: Completed
3.5 so rounded off to 4.

I did enjoy reading it since I like this genre of plot but will agree with others that it was indeed a bit dragged out.

Just like everyone said, the face slapping was passive. The MC is/became a cool guy after the rebirth (was a bit more on emotional side before rebirth).

About plot

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MC, an orphan was adopted by evil parents to act as shield for their biological child they sent abroad. The mother initially liked and cared for him but under the father's influence came to dislike/hate him.

They brought their child back and went further with their abuse. MC 2 best friends for years dropped him for real young master. MC didn't understand and begged them multiple times but no result. When father asked MC to sign share transfer and act as foil for real young master in love show, MC reject and suddenly room catches fire. MC reborn and return to moments before he rejected to sign so basically reborn just minutes before his death.

Before reborn he came to know that he is in book (weird), comes to know the plot and everything about parents, child and friens.

He a bit scared so to change dying he signs as per plot and since the fire didn't occurr, thinks safe now and leaves the home after threatening the father a little.

Afterwards, he goes to love show, finds unexpected true love, becomes famous, exposes parents and child and happy ending.

During the show the friends realize truth and also that he doesn't want them anymore, try to get with him but failed and cry.

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Bai lin (real ym)

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green tea dressed as white lotus. He hates MC talent and wants to ruin him. He shows himself as artist but all works he shows are MC practice works. The weird thing and plothole is his fans. He has fans as an actor but doesn't have any major work to his name. The thing is, the fans are crazy both in mind and number. Doesn't make sense at all but was necessary for plot. Hoped that it would have some reason but remained as plot hole. One character commented on it and said cause of parents and money but still doesn't make sense.

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Childhood friend

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loves MC but is super selfish and loves himself more. Tries to justify exploiting MC as cost of staying with MC to himself. He might have mental problems due to his abusive parents and hence ruined his love life. Left MC for bai to get profits and also cause he realized MC just sees him as friend so wants to make MC hate him crazily to leave impression. At end tries to let go of his love but realizes that he cant. Left bai in middle cause realized MC doesn't want him anymore, not even hate (MC saw book plot and lets go of his friends who he begged before).

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Musclebrain friend

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met bai abroad but is blind to realize the fact that bai is living lavishly there which is not possible without support until too late. Fell in love with bai paintings which are of MC in reality. Went to see MC after listening to bai and decided to use him as substitute since his paintings and he similar to bai (bai used MC paintings and copy MC). Regrets and tries to talk and apologize to MC and get him back but no luck lol.

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Actor

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Met MC in show but had bad opinion due to bai and acts badly. Once realized MC real personality thinks MC is interesting (not romantically) and still acts bad and annoying to get reactions. When discussed this with someone on his movie set that person said he likes MC and will regret doing this later so stop and act nicely but he thinks otherwise. Later realized he fell in love at first sight but too late cause MC fell in love with ML and regrets past actions (had no chance honestly since MC saw him with bai and against MC in plot)

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For people speaking about repeated beauty descriptions, they are indeed there but still not as bad as some other novels. Just try to skip through them. <<less
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JustWannaHveFun
JustWannaHveFun rated it
October 30, 2023
Status: c28
I thought it was gonna be another boring revenge story, but surprisingly I liked it more than I originally thought. It seems pretty good so far, now I just have to wait for more chapters. : (
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zenivamp
zenivamp rated it
November 23, 2023
Status: Completed
This book has 119 chapters for the main story and the extras till chapter 124. The extra chapters are so sweet. I especially liked the ones where it was an alternate story where the MC had his parents and was childhood friends with the ML. It was pure sugar! Another extra was about MCs life after the main story like his school life in France and his engagement.

I like how the main story has a bit of showbiz in it with the reality tv show. (Thought it could've used more... more>> face slapping scenes with bai lin during the show after all cameras and audio was already there).

This is a rebirth/ second chance at life type of novel with family schemes and revenge. There is no schemes or drama from the MLs family side.

The MC's past is tragic and
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He won't find any living relatives or parents. They are really dead. But he met three elderly people in his search for knowledge of his parents. It would've been nice to see more interaction between them but sadly they are each only mentioned about 1 time.

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I love the artistic views on sculpture work and architecture in this novel. And I love how badass the MC is with sports (gocart racing, snooker, ice skiing) they also go horse riding and sky diving.

Overall a good read. The revenge on the You family is just a bit dragged out which can be tiring when you binge read. <<less
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michieblu
michieblu rated it
October 20, 2023
Status: Completed
Thank you translator-nim!

MTLed the other chapters. The story is great and satisfying. I like the face slapping moments!

ML is very sweet and possessive but very protective to MC.

MC is a genius.

Spoiler

MC was able to find his birth parents. But they are already dead. Made me so sad. But he still have the ML with him. ML protects him.

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AerynJay
AerynJay
November 21, 2023
Status: --
I really liked this one. ML is a joy to read, considerate and mature and MC is not a doormat. The usual clichés are there but I liked the pair too much to grumble about how op our MC was becoming.
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