Breaking up, No Joke

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The most f*cked-up separation in the world, is that there is a baby in your belly when you break up with someone.

Bo Yu draws on his cigarette, slowly puffing out the smoke, and looks at the little boy lying in bed with deep eyes.

Two years later, he finally comes back.

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We Broke Up, Don't Make A Fuss
分手了,别闹
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Review
17 Reviews


paputsza
paputsza
Sep 13, 2019
Status: --
The kid's cute, the dog's cute, the ML seems awful so far, but that's exes for you. There are plenty of love rivals to go around.
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numba1nobody
numba1nobody
Apr 14, 2020
Status: Completed
This story is so boring and I feel like the MC is defined by a concubine more than a 1v1 lover sigh and ML is just not romantic type

2 star because of little watermelon
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mereumsama
mereumsama
Aug 06, 2019
Status: Completed
Finished reading this novel and it was quite nice. Have to say it was totally different from what I expected. From the summary I thought it would be very dog blood and dramatic but on contrary it was really sweet. And my favourite is definitely litlle watermelon ! Gosh he's such a cutee bunn!! Always likes to stick to MC. And I felt really bad for him when ML and MCleft him behind and went to other country.!! Poor watermelon! The relation BTW MC and MC is also very nice,... more>> like ML is obviously so in love with him. Stalking him and all. MC also has a nice personality, he likes to be independent and the not weak kind to be bullied. He is also really good at handling troubles coming his way, though sometimes he ends up needing MLs help. Though sometimes he can be really insensitive, so that's one of the flaws in his character.

All in all it was quite a good read and suitable to pass the time. <<less
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BobChan
BobChan
Nov 30, 2019
Status: c34
Reading so far it’s pretty good. The main character, Bo Yu is relatable and isn’t omniscient—which is refreshing. The same thing goes for the male lead, Song ShiLin. He’s the CEO of a company, but he’s not god, like in many showbiz novels where the male lead can see a bullet coming from a million miles away.

The only cons are:

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Bo Yu just seems to have enemies left and right for no apparent reason, and if there is a reason—it is very bland: because of the male lead. There’s only one or two exception that despise Bo Yu because of his acting and looks down on him for disappearing for 2 years and coming back. The more you read, the more you start suspecting if the villains’ entire brain is gone or something. There’s just one too many thing that are repeated and jt seems like the whole world is out to get Bo Yu.

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Little Watermelon, their son. His actions are very realistic and that’s good. The only problem is that the age stated is one years old. Yup, not three or four but one (in the translations). It makes it hard to believe that a one year old can speak almost fluently, walk, and attend preschool (what was translated in the translations). It may be a typo during the translations but overall, it’s pretty unrealistic—especially since his age is mentioned repeatedly.

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Third issue is the translation quality. Reading it, you can automatically tell that it was MTLed, but it’s not the main issue. There are many typos and grammatical errors, making it hard to fully enjoy the story as you read.

No way am I not appreciating their hard work for translating, but it would be appreciated if the flow was more smoother. So when reading, do try and keep a more open mind. <<less
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EUGEO SYNTHESIS
EUGEO SYNTHE
Jun 30, 2021
Status: --
Alright let's start from the beginning of the story.

At first this story has a pretty good dog blood plot. The MC has a good and realistic character ... more>>
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Actually he has a slightly annoying egotistical nature. For example, there is a time when he always thinks about his career more than his children (Even though his reason for having such a trait is quite reasonable, I still feel his own character is not good).

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and ML has the typical cold characteristics like most other ML, but the positive point is that he is not the typical possessive and unreasonable pushy. ML in this story although cold, but has a perfect good personality.

Then entering the middle of the story, the story is getting more stable. In this section the dog blood plot has decreased a lot, but even so the conflict that is conveyed is getting better and better.

The story itself begins to crumble when it enters the end.

First they brought back one of the MC's admirers who previously kidnapped the MC. Well there's really nothing wrong with this if they can take advantage of it, But the bad thing is that they didn't manage to do it.

Beside that, there is also a plot about the shares that ML bought from MC mother that didn't get any explanation until the end.

So we can say that the ending is very unsatisfactory, it's like the story was cut off and left behind.

Note : I personally give 3 stars because half of the story is very well written. <<less
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Syain
Syain
Oct 15, 2021
Status: Completed
For me, this novel have so many nonsense.

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The baby that should be two year old have personality of 5 year old. He's just 2 but he can talk fluently and thinks rationally. Lol. MC just let his baby stay alone at home when he goes to work!? How does he eat, peeing and etc!??

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I alson can't accept this kind of MC's behavior/personality ;

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A first the MC be like "No, I can't left my son behind" and after some chapters he always left his son with other peoples.

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MC and the other supporting character;

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Almost all of the actors hate MC and become his enemies even though MC never met some of them. This is too hilarious

They suddenly appear and suddenly disappear. I can't even remember the name, sometimes I just like "wait--- who is this again?"

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Chapter 150+;

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When MC was pregnant with 2nd baby, he and the ML just went to another country/place and left behind their kid without telling anyone?! He also didn't meet his at all son before he board the plane. (He have a shooting before, but before the shooting start, he promised his son he will come back and spend time with him) and poof-- he's already gone.

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ulajaybisc
ulajaybisc
Aug 30, 2021
Status: c154
I can enjoy all the (frankly silly) dog blood and entertainment drama but Bo Yun is a horrible father and very callous.
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he always (abandons) leaves his son alone, sometimes with new acquaintances, he regularly switches off his phone. He’s somewhat callous in his treatment of Song and his son. Chapter 154 just made me dislike him a lot. How can you abandon your 2 year son who clearly clings to you so much on the chance that a 2 year old would your pregnant stomach is grotesque? Can you even understand or be bothered by such things at that age!

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I will not finish this!
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Grerutin
Grerutin
Jun 29, 2021
Status: c11
Dropped.

I liked it, it looked promising, but his yandere d*ck exboyfriend KIDNAPS HIS SON FROM PRESCHOOL, and nothing happens.

MC is willing to offend the dean of a prestigious preschool and some rich and powerful parents after their kids bully his son, but his crazy ex kidnaps his kid and he does nothing.
no one in the school notices that his one year old (? I don’t think the author knows what one year olds can do) son is missing. He shows up at school to speak to the dean WITH HIS SON THAT HE RECOVERED FROM THE KIDNAPPING, and it is not brought up.
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Kirara Reiya
Kirara Reiya
Mar 01, 2020
Status: Completed
I love this novel. The conflict isnt dragging. They just jump straight to the problem and solved them one by one without unnecessary drama.

The ML and MC arent without flaws. They felt very human and their action seems very realistic. MC is very independent but sometimes he can be very insensitive with his decision. Little watermelon is just the most adorable human being inside the novel. You cant help but fell in love with this cutie.
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takame
takame
Nov 22, 2019
Status: Completed
{MTL: Finished} At first part it gave me some `Hidden marriage` vibes because it's showbiz oriented but to my pleasant surprise, the story is more focused around the 2-yo bun and the MC. The child is the most noteworthy char in this story IMO. (while most authors mess up w/ child characters,) little He is realistically characterised.

The ML isn't really an as*hole as the MC paints him as, they just had a horrible misunderstanding. As for the in-law...

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they got deceived by the antagonist's poisonous tongue before but the guy got faceslapped and more to oblivion and the ML's parents are reasonable and intelligent. They are weirdly and awkward later on... especially the the mom. And also, I appreciate how ML's mom lowered herself down to a junior and apologized. Not only it is unusual in a seniority-based society but it's really, really, really rare in webnovels. But her way of thinking is just too weird so she and the MC often annoy each other LOL.

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Give.Me.A.Piece.Of.Cake
Give.Me.A.Pi
Jul 04, 2022
Status: c70
I'm at chapter 70 and I have to drop this because the MC character is too under-developed. MC is selfish and that's for sure. He acts like he cares about his son but really he cares about his career more and would throw his son away all the times. He never let the ML knows about their son and selfishly dump the ML because he doesn't want to date the ML anymore. He drinks alcohol and smoke like crazy + his kidnapped incident caused him to miscarried their second child... more>> and he still refuses to tell the ML. He told the ML after the ML save him that they can't date anymore but still ask the ML to be his s*x partner because he apparently like the ML body and large dick.

I cannot force myself to like the MC and had to stop reading because the more I read the more disgusted I am with the MC. It's like reading a story about a scum who pretend to be hypocritically nice. This s SCUM SHOU story. <<less
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Estrella
Estrella
Aug 16, 2020
Status: Completed
I MTL'ed this novel and it's quite easy to understand

It's full of fluffy, I really like little watermelon <3

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when the 2nd pregnancy was miscarried, I really sad and dissapointed. I really hope the 2nd pregnancy won't miscarried so our MC will have 3 baby TAT

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The little watermelon always being sticky w/ our MC, and it's kinda cute :) the story really realistic.

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but I really disappointed when on the 3rd pregnancy ((well yes our MC always hit the target XD)) thinking about abort the baby without even talking with our ML, but well in the end our MC decided not to abort it though and the little candy was born!yeay!

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CarinaNovel Updates
CarinaNovel
May 14, 2020
Status: c24
Translation quality: there are better ones out there, but it is okay.

Basically drama and no logic but the story is okay if your reading requirements aren't to high.

Narration:

The story is about our MC breaking up up with his ex who is a big shot, iceberg, after some drama. He finds out he is pregnant gets his child and then decides to return to the entertainment world because his money runs low and he still has a contract with a company. He doesn't really get any penalty for suddenly leaving for... more>> 2 years. Then he meets his Ex 'es current 'boyfriend' he gets jealous, then he meets his ex who seems to also still have some feelings for him. Then he meets a guy who is into him and then an annoying fly tries to get fame by sticking to him.

We get some nice family moments. They aren't filled with fluff, comedy or familial love, but they are more 'realistic' like MC being stressed as a sole parent, having to leave his son alone a lot because of work and related thoughts like that. While not going into great detail. <<less
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ulf6503
ulf6503
Mar 22, 2023
Status: Completed
I read this twice. I liked the characters, mostly the son and dog. I’m disturbed that the son/baby is left alone at such a young age due to the MC work, and understand that’s life. Story is really good.
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IveenT
IveenT
Sep 24, 2021
Status: Completed
was a okay read... there are plot holes but it was okay laid back read I guess. Loved little watermelon and candy! The extras ended kinda abruptly.
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Srsly - _-
Srsly - _-
May 22, 2021
Status: Completed
The children are cute, they were not very romatic and there were instances were ML gets impatient with MC coz of his childishness. Makes me wonder why they are still together. I don't if its just the translation but there were also parts where the timeline is wrong and there are also plotholes. Its ok for a casual read
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PeachesUntamed
PeachesUntam
May 10, 2021
Status:
Loved Bo Yu and his family of four as well as his friends, but wtf is with that extra end??? He's had a comeback at work but we might never get know how that will turn out for him???? Am sorry author but you are lazy af. Wtf
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