When disaster struck, Ling Mo knew that the kinds of zombies depicted in doomsday movies would in fact, be totally different from reality…... more>>

Normally, the most important thing to do during the end of the world is to survive, but when Ling Mo picked up his girlfriend from an abandoned bus, the trajectory of his life had gone completely out of control.

The cause of this was very simple. His girlfriend, mutated…

Wait, Shana, that sickle in your hand looks like its being pointed at my pants!

Senior sister! Stop trying to pounce on me the moment I’m distracted!

And little girl, is it really alright for you to just hide by my side and laugh?

Lastly…all of you, stop trying to bite me…ahhh!!! <<less

Guan Zhongliu finally found a job as a waiter at Huai’an Inn. The customers were few and the treatment was good, but he soon realized that there really was no such thing as a free lunch in this world.... more>>

He knew that some innkeepers would also do some business as brokers, making custom goods and taking a commission, but he never expected that the craftsmen his boss represented were actually… monsters?

Guan Zhongliu: Boss, this job is too dangerous, I want a raise.

Zhu Helan: Okay. Double your salary, room and board included, and a monthly allowance for new clothes. (Hands over a new contract)

Guan Zhongliu (overjoyed, takes it and reads it): … Boss, this is a contract of indentured servitude.

Zhu Helan smiled: Wrong, this is called a permanent position.

Ancient Cthulhu style, 1v1, mutual pampering

Lazy, black-bellied, beautiful gong x Hardworking waiter shou

The innkeeper and the waiter run a business together, while also falling in love and saving the world. <<less

[Magical Girl] + [No Romance] + [Plot-Driven] + [Multiple Identities] ... more>>

As the former top magical girl of the Moonlight Rank, Mandrake became a wanted fugitive of the Magical Court after being forced to kill a teammate during a mission.

Corrupted by the incident, most of her magic was rendered useless—leaving her with only an improper and indecent form of tentacle magic.

To evade capture, Nan Yuli abandoned her identity as a magical girl, blending completely into the mundane world of ordinary people.

That is, until one day, her little sister suddenly announced her dream of becoming a magical girl—and, to Nan Yuli's horror, seemed to be making real progress toward that goal.

At that moment, Nan Yuli panicked.

—Your big brother here is the Magical Court’s number one fugitive! If you become a magical girl, they're going to dig into my past and expose me! What am I supposed to do?!

—And why, at your age, are you so determined to pursue this career path?

—As someone who’s been through it, let me tell you—it's not great.

—What? You’re saying you only listen to Sister Mandrake?

—I f**king…

Thanks to her sister’s relentless efforts, Nan Yuli's true identity was finally exposed.

Cornered by former comrades and old friends, the sly and cunning girl could only put on a weak and helpless expression.

"You… What do you want? D-Don't touch my tent**les!" <<less

Yu An is a cute, soft and pretty host who travels through a book.... more>>

His biggest wish in this life is to figure out if being in love with a man is as happy as what is said in the books!

So he found a partner for himself.

However, when he entered the world and looked at the man in front of him, Yu An was stunned. <<less

In solitude, he once walked the face of the earth... more>>

Bringing her death, dissolution, discord

He held dominion over that all-pervading, dreadful force

And his fearsome name was known through the sphere

Death is not an ending, but a new beginning …

When the flag of Rose and Sword flutters once again, beneath that same sky

Is it hope, or ruin, that it heralds anew? <<less

Twenty-three years old.... more>>

I had just completed my military service and was on a bus home when I fell asleep and was involved in a car accident.

"Damn it."

And then I was reincarnated.

But what the hell did I do to deserve being reincarnated as a demon?

"Save the human."

But they want me to be a Demon King? <<less

From rock bottom to the top, the story of a man who became a God and goes around sleeping with everyone in another world! (He... more>> Does It in the Modern World Too!) <<less

Post-apocalyptic World, Otherworldly Creature Invasion.... more>>

Monsters, strange phenomena, and disasters are constantly looming… Humans struggle in agony on the edge of life and death every day.

—Ye Yunfan woke up in such a world.

Upon opening his eyes, the whole world was dark and gloomy, with towering waves that made it seem as if it was the end of the world.

At that moment, Ye Yunfan realized he had transformed into a small, palm-sized pink octopus.

…Although not human, at least he wouldn’t drown.

However, in the next second, countless terrifying monsters roared and crawled out of the huge waves. They opened their bloody mouths wide like sacrificial bowls, exposing their sharp teeth.

Ye Yunfan: !!!

The little octopus immediately turned its head, and its eight small tent**les turned into propellers.

In this critical moment, someone suddenly descended from the thunderclouds a hundred meters high and, with one stroke of his knife, cut the monster in half.

Cut.in.half!!!

Ye Yunfan: “…..?”

—This guy is the real monster.

Before he could finish complaining to himself, he was lifted up by the guy using the back of the blade. The youth with heterochromatic eyes stared at him for a long time, tilting his head in confusion.

“Pink…jellyfish?”

Ye Yunfan: …It’s an octopus!

It’s a small pink octopus!!!

Yuan Ye is the most powerful, gifted ability user in history, but he suffers from a severe phobia of physical contact. As a result, he wraps himself up tightly all year round, even wearing two layers of gloves.

His therapist suggested that he first find something similar to human touch to adapt to. So Yuan Ye searched for a long time and finally caught a small jellyfish to try it out. Unfortunately——

“The little jellyfish had too few tent**les, only eight.”

Baby octopus Ye Yunfan: “……”

However, the little jellyfish did have a miraculous effect, and Yuan Ye’s illness was finally cured.

It’s just that the effect of the medicine was a bit too strong, causing him to develop a craving for the touch of tent**les.

Ye Yunfan: “……” I told you it’s an octopus!

And Yuan Ye, can you please put me in a normal place!!! <<less

Jiang Que is a monster.... more>>

He awakened in the abyss and was trapped in the abyss, surviving only by devouring human emotions.

Humans, lazy and ungrateful. Their emotions were tasteless and unsatisfying.

Jiang Que had been feeding on them for a whole eighteen years, successfully killing ten of his formerly eighteen tent**les.

He finally grew furious.

To preserve the health of his remaining eight tent**les, Jiang Que decided to annihilate humanity and find a new source of food.

And so.

Blizzards raged, the sky turned dark, with low-pressure storm clouds.

Volcanoes erupted, spewing black smoke and lava, rendering the land barren.

The earth cracked and all living things trembled.

As natural disasters ravaged the world and humanity was on the verge of extinction-

At that moment, a romance novel fell into the abyss.

Jiang Que: Ahem! (*swallows it whole*)

!!! (*Pupils dilate*)

Such a beautiful love exists in the world!

.

Serious and stern, Shen Tazhi, the head of the Shen family, had a secret.

He had been reborn.

In the previous life, during the apocalypse and calamities, he was betrayed and abandoned, left destitute, and by chance, fell into the abyss.

There was nothing in the abyss, except for a small creature with porcelain-white skin, black hair and black eyes, tearfully cradling its dead tent**les, shedding tears.

He encountered a monster.

Shen Tazhi lowered his gaze, thinking so.

The small creature looked up at him, curiosity overtaking its sadness, and with its remaining seven tent**les, it dragged him into its lair.

[Have you come from the outside! Can you tell me stories!]

[We can find food for you, anything you want, just tell us stories!]

The real-life equivalent of the King of Hell, Shen Tazhi, who had never told stories to anyone before: …

“…What story do you want to hear?”

.

Reborn before the end of the world, Shen Tazhi only did one thing.

He brought the written version of the romance novel he had crafted in his previous life back to the abyss.

The small creature was still huddled, holding onto its dead tent**les and crying. Shen Tazhi half-squatted down, soothingly saying:

“Don’t cry, I’ll tell you a story, okay?”

He lowered his head and gently kissed the small creature’s tentacle, his ears turning slightly red.

“Tent**les… can also be nurtured. I’ll be here with you.”

Jiang Que: !?!

What a kind-hearted person QAQ!!

To repay the other’s kindness, Jiang Que decided to express his affection in the most direct way possible.

He revealed his thickest, most beautiful tentacle, covered in barbs:

“Hello, nice to meet you! This is my reproductive tentacle. Can you bear my offspring with me?” <<less

A new member joins the adventuring team of a boy swordsman, a female priest, and a female ranger. The new member is a male wizard.... more>>

As they go on adventures, their bond deepens and they become the best team ever.

But Alvin, the boy swordsman, doesn’t know.

What Alvin doesn’t know is that behind the scenes, the wizard Shinji, his beloved priestess Milis, and his best friend Renka, a female ranger, are having a physical relationship.

The two of them have fallen into pleasure.

Only Alvin doesn`t know.

This is a netori story.

There are scenes other than cuckolding. <<less

I, a tentacled monster, am currently disguised as a human, deeply in love with my master—though it’s entirely one-sided.... more>>

Everyone who’s in love with their master knows the classic tale of tragic love between master and disciple: heart-wrenching betrayal, leaps from the Immortal Execution Platform, fatal stabbings to the heart, today’s fall into demonhood, tomorrow’s kneeling on the long staircase. Each one has a beautifully bleak ending.

But my master is different. He doesn’t put me through that kind of tragic romance. He kisses me, praises me, and has never let me go hungry. He even looks at me with a smile and calls me softly, “Zhi Zhi.”

He is the kindest human to me.

I like him.

For a monster, expressing affection is simple: liking someone means staying close, from wrapping them in tent**les to keeping our bodies close.

Using the spell my master taught me, I locked him in place and tried to stay close to him, hoping he’d start liking me back. But my master no longer kissed me. His eyes grew misty as if he might cry.

My master doesn’t seem to like me.

That’s okay. I extended more tent**les, clinging harder, day and night, diligently. Surely, he’ll be moved one day.

After I locked up my master, the sect grew suspicious. They broke into the dark room and pierced my monstrous body with a thousand swords. In my final moments, my master didn’t look at me. I suppose he really never loved me.

When I opened my eyes again, I found myself back at the moment I’d first joined the sect.

My master looked at me, with a slightly strange expression, then nodded at me like in my previous life and said,

“This one, then.”

But he added a new line:

“He will cultivate the Path of Emotionlessness with me.”

Me: …?

My countless tent**les: …QAQ?

Aren’t humans supposed to be together if they’re partners…

Master telling me to cultivate the Path of Emotionlessness = Master not letting me be his partner = Master doesn’t love me at all.

So I really am on the tragic romance route. I’ll never love Master again, QAQ. <<less

I became a wizard of the Illusion Magic School and decided to create a virtual reality with illusion magic to play a tabletop role-playing game (TRPG).... more>>

It was great to create a virtual reality, but I was in trouble because there were no suitable players. During that time, I received an offer to be the professor from the Royal Academy.

The offer was to use illusion magic to fill the students’ lack of practical experience safely. And so, I became a professor at the academy.

“Send me back, send me back to that world right now-!”

“Outer god, someday an outer god will be our doom, we’ll all die!!”

“I am not the bastard of the Redburn Ducal Family. I am the foremost disciple of the Great Namgung Clan, Namgung Qinghui!”

But it seems there is a bit of a misunderstanding.

This isn’t a spell for dimensional travel, kids. It’s fiction… <<less

A chilling new world unfolds in ERROR: Metamorphosis, an interconnected dungeon-crawling, monster-fighting, and puzzle-solving novel featuring Zhao Ran × Yu An.... more>>

"Newcomers, remember: never offend Team Leader Zhao. Always follow his orders—no exceptions. Don’t act without his command, don’t try to outsmart him, and, above all, never, under any circumstances, touch his hand."

Yu An: "Got it." (When danger strikes, grab the team leader’s hand and run.)

——

Yu An wakes in a hospital, disoriented and haunted by missing memories. The sterile environment conceals lurking dangers—monsters called “Aberrants” that hunt innocent people. In this chaos, he meets Zhao Ran, a captivating pink-haired man who works for Underground Metro, an organization dedicated to hunting these creatures.

As they grow closer, Yu An discovers his old journal entry about a mysterious man from his past, a figure who feels hauntingly familiar yet remains lost to him. This revelation intertwines his fate with Zhao Ran, igniting feelings that complicate their dangerous mission. <<less

I became the apostle of the evil god to survive

Ruan Shiheng is gay, a pure bottom, with a well-defined waist and round buttocks. He is hit by a harmonious(censorship) System that requires him to disrupt the world’s trajectory and prevent the Male Leads from getting together with the Female Leads.... more>>

In order to attack those outstanding studs, Ruan Shiheng decided to use his ass.

*Bottom with big ass and big tits/paranoid and possessive top.

Part 1: Apocalyptic escape, a stud turned into a milk dog, but actually an evil dog top (Contains tent**les, acquiring a Female Hole)

Part 2: Evil spirit with a split personality top and paranoid top in an infinite game (self-NTR, invisible person, fake pregnancy, 3P with two tops)

Part 3: An upright gentleman sword cultivator top with a paranoid and erot*c side (one top with two penises and an Inters*x Bottom, No offsprings, includes Bestiality and Lactation)

Part 4: A vicious and ruthless top vs. the dandy who oppressed and ens*aved the tyrant when he was still a little pitiful thing (inter**x, Lactation, No offsprings, Tyrant’s favored concubine) <<less

The only Paladin of the forgotten god, Nameless Chaos, and also the only Pope, Priest, and Worshipper.

(A must-read for end-of-text de-mining, cold proclivity warning!)... more>>

Ten-year boyfriend is marrying a rich family; Fang Xingzhou broke up with him in sadness.

After the breakup, the boyfriend seems to have gone crazy.

He launched a frantic assault on Fang Xingzhou, acting temperamental, expressing jealousy everywhere, crazy, more and more unlike a normal human ……

At a certain family dinner, he opened a medical report in front of the whole family.

“My wife,” he said with deep emotion and a beautiful, eye-catching smile, “I am pregnant, and we are going to be together forever and ever.”

Fang Xingzhou, a doctor: “?”

Who is pregnant? How? Using where?

Although he felt that this matter was incredibly weird, after seeing the DNA report, Fang Xingzhou still took responsibility.

The misunderstanding about the marriage was resolved and they got back together.

Pregnant boyfriend’s possessiveness gets stronger than ever, Fang Xingzhou patiently took care for ten months, fifteen months, twenty months …… finally waited for the birth of the child.

He guarded the night and rushed over when he heard any activity-

The …… beautiful and incomparable lover was left with only a head, and the room was full of writhing tent**les, and in the middle of the tent**les was a bloody egg that was protected.

” Honey,” the head spoke with a face full of happiness, “look at our child.”

.

And then later.

Things got even weirder.

Fang Xingzhou looked at the little monster that hugged him and called him daddy, and saw a hint of cuteness in those pairs of scarlet pupil-less eyes.

His lover hugged him from behind and rubbed his shoulder tenderly, his voice cold and deep, “The child looks so much like you.”

Fang Xingzhou was silent for a long time and pinched his son’s tent**les.

Well ……

If you say so. <<less

The strongest doesn’t need cheats.... more>>

Haruka, a high schooler who spends his life as a “loner,” is suddenly summoned to another world with his classmates.

Noticing the god in front of him, Haruka was going to get cheat abilities by picking what he wanted from the skill list so that he could live in the other world――or so he thought, but the skills were first come, first serve.

All the cheat skills were taken by my classmates?!

After not being able to get any amazing skills, Haruka’s “loner” skill made him unable to join any parties. Even in another world, he’ll adventure in solitude.

Haruka, recognizing the crisis of his classmates, decided to secretly help them out while not relying on cheats. He’ll surpass cheats as he walks the path of the strongest――.

Let the curtains raise for the tale about the strongest loner’s attack on the different world! <<less

After returning from a trip, Xiang Er discovered strange things constantly happening around her.... more>>

On the damp walls of her rented apartment, mushrooms of bizarre colors and strange shapes sprouted;

Opening the refrigerator, an icy tentacle suddenly sprung out, clinging intimately to her cheek;

In the dark of night, a sticky, soft black shadow dripped mucus, plop plop, advancing across the ceiling, slowly entwining itself around her body…

Her dreams were gloomy and damp, mountains and rivers spinning, heaven and earth inverted.

Xiang Er awoke, covered in sweat, realizing…

She had been targeted by a “Cthulhu”(Evil God).

*

Xiang Er met a mysterious and beautiful woman.

She wore a red dress, her beauty breathtaking, making Xiang Er experience a feeling of infatuation she had never known before.

The woman took the initiative to move in with Xiang Er, helping her deal with troublesome matters, and in times of danger, risking herself so that Xiang Er could escape first.

Xiang Er finally fell deeply, deciding to tell her all her secrets, including the “Cthulhu”.

The woman in the red dress blinked slowly, curving her bright red lips and asking:

“So, do you like it?”

Xiang Er thought she was asking if she liked her, so she blushed, her eyes misty as she nodded.

The woman laughed, the corners of her mouth slowly widening, thick, dark red tent**les rising high behind her, swaying slowly and joyfully.

“I… like you too.”

*

The unnameable Cthulhu, casting its gaze from the endless crevices of time and space, saw Xiang Er’s pale face and dark, bewildered eyes.

From then on, Xiang Er was destined to become the Cthulhu’s plaything.

Unable to escape, eternally lost.

Content Tags: Thriller, Urban, Love at First Sight, Daily Life, Evil God(Cthulhu) <<less

White to Black, Scheming, SSS-level Mobile Calamity Gong vs. Hot-headed, Hard-mouthed, Instinctual Nemesis Shou... more>>

Ming Zhao is refined and handsome, with a privileged family background and a friendly disposition. Everyone who interacts with him praises him, except for his lifelong nemesis. They’ve been clashing since childhood, finding each other intolerable and unable to get along.

Yet inexplicably, strange tent**les appear, surging madly towards his nemesis, craving him intensely.

The tempting aroma, rumbling stomach, and salivating mouth… Ming Zhao’s Adam's apple moves as he gazes at his nemesis with a deepening look.

While torn between whether to "consume" or not, Ming Zhao gradually realizes something off about the other person. Specifically:

- Secretly following him and collecting items he's used,

- Enduring his provocations in silence,

- Creating opportunities for subtle contact…

Ming Zhao: "?"

Could his nemesis secretly like him?

Then, when calamity strikes the world, Ming Zhao is still deep in thought about the tent**les surrounding him. His nemesis suddenly breaks in, wielding a massive knife at his neck. "Finally, I caught you!"

Later…

The SSS-level calamity, code-named "Chaos," descends upon the sky like an evil god. tent**les stretch across the heavens, instilling unspeakable terror in those below. Ignoring everyone else, he extends his tentacle toward Qi Yuan, saying, "Now, my partner, come to me."

From the Shou's Perspective:

Qi Yuan is loyal, responsible, and seen by everyone as a paragon of integrity. But every night in his dreams, he imagines tearing down his nemesis’s mask and stomping on it.

One day, a government agent knocks on his door: "Mr. Qi, there's no time to explain. Please join our world-saving team!"

Qi Yuan: "???"

"So, you're saying my nemesis will destroy the world someday, and before the world resets, you discovered he has a crush on me?"

The government agent nods.

The government offers two options:

A. Date his nemesis to change him,

B. Kill him before he destroys the world.

Qi Yuan, shouting: "BBBBBB!" (Pressing the button like crazy)

"Dating is impossible. It’s never happening." (smiling)

Later: Well, maybe anything is possible.

[Reader's Note]

1. The gong and shou will indeed be brutal to each other in the beginning.

2. The tent**les have no self-awareness.

3. The gong and shou are fated for each other. <<less

Ani belongs to a nearly extinct species with unparalleled mimicry abilities.... more>>

In order to survive, she joins the infamous interstellar live-streamed hunting game, taking on the form of a seemingly ordinary human girl—wide-eyed, innocent, and sweetly smiling.

No one expects such a fragile-looking human to last more than three days.

Yet, as the months pass, the audience watches in growing horror. Not only has this delicate girl survived, but she has fought her way into the finals. The once-dominant warriors, who were the center of attention, now flinch at the mere mention of her name, instinctively retreating as if facing their natural predator.

——————————

Ani bears the heavy responsibility of continuing her species. She is the last of her kind.

To ensure her race’s survival, she must seek out the strongest and most exceptional beings across the universe to reproduce with.

While her opponents view her as an enemy in a life-or-death battle, Ani has already begun her own special hunt.

Within her hunting grounds, blood turns sweet, pain transforms into pleasure, and slaughter weaves an inescapable web of desire.

And those caught in her web? They become hers—completely.

——————————

At some point, the prey began to come to her willingly.

A man who was once formidable and battle-hardened, grasps her hand, and pressed it against his abdomen, willingly giving up his body for her to alter. He, who once struck fear across the battlefield, now stands before her with an almost desperate plea.

His voice is low, uncertain, yet filled with expectation.

“Ani… You will take responsibility right?”

——————————

Reader Advisory

•Tentacle protagonist, male pregnancy.

•Niche themes, self-indulgent writing—proceed with caution if not your cup of tea. <<less

In many literary works, there was a nasty villain hiding in the shadows, like a rat in the gutter, who humbly loved the protagonist and would do anything to get him or her.... more>>

They wanted to get the protagonist, bring the protagonist great psychological harm, and even physical harm.

The task that the system had given to the protagonist was to return the favor by punishing these ugly characters in literature and make them regret the harm they did to the protagonist.

Veteran rebel boy Jiu Shu gladly accepted the task, and then got mad at the system.

*

Who follows you in the darkness of the night, hides razor blades in the roses they give you, and plasters your room with your pictures?

--This is their unique love

Jiu Shu showed the paranoid who had never been loved what warm favoritism was.

Hearthrob Big Beauty Sufferer X Humble Paranoid Attacker

The following are punishment targets:

World 1: "Crime Record" Dual Personality Fanatic X Exploding National Idol

He was in love with his female coworker and liked to quietly spy on her from the shadows, but recently, his sister, who shared a body with him, said that she was also in love with someone, the sweetheart of the woman he loved. <<less

After gaining awareness, Ye Jishu realizes he is just a passerby in a harem novel where the protagonist shou is a magnet for obsessive lovers. ... more>>

This novel has Gong 1, Gong 2, Gong 3... and the list goes on, each of them seemingly infected with madness, falling deeply and uncontrollably in love with the protagonist shou.

Constantly showing concern, forcing possession, secretly stalking... Every flavor of obsession is covered.

Yet, Ye Jishu isn’t even one of these cannon-fodder gongs. He’s just a spicy little plot device thrown into the tangled web of messy love triangles and polyamorous relationships.

His entire existence serves one purpose: for the protagonist shou to coldly say, while facing all the gongs vying for him, “He’s my boyfriend.”

Such an enticing and manipulative statement, spicing things up just a little more.

For Ye Jishu, this was a doorway to a whole new world.

According to the original plot, his role was:

When Gong 1 shows up, he conveniently goes to get water, leaving the two some private space;

When Gong 2 arrives, he pretends to look for something, giving them time to exchange glances;

When Gong 3 comes, he closes his eyes and pretends to sleep, giving them a chance for some dramatic tension...

He thought this was all he had to do.

But one late night, unexpectedly, the protagonist shou suddenly pins him down on the bed, snuggling against his neck, voice low and heavy:

"Jishu, why don’t you care about the people getting close to me? It’s obvious they all have ulterior motives, yet you don’t get jealous at all—"

"Heh, of course, I don’t really care what you think either. After all, humans are just food, and you’re nothing more than a tool I’m using..."

"...Hmm? Why aren’t you saying anything? Are you planning to ignore me again, leave me alone, and focus on someone else? Ridiculous. As if I’d actually care. This is getting old."

"……………"

"Uh-oh, how troublesome, what a mess. What should I do? I don’t want this, but now that things have reached this point, you’ll just have to always keep your eyes on me from now on. Otherwise, I might end up eating you too. What do you think about that, Jishu?"

His tone was coaxing, his face dazzlingly beautiful.

His ink-black eyes were filled with dark, insane possessiveness.

Seeing the tent**les sprouting from the protagonist shou’s body, and the black mist swirling around him, Ye Jishu’s heart raced at five hundred miles per hour, jumping to full throttle, his eyelids twitching furiously.

What is this? So scary, so terrifying, ahhhh!

#I thought I was just background scenery, but it turns out I’m a pure love warrior!#

Warnings:

1. Non-human elements involved.

2. The gong isn’t human; his inner thoughts are often crawling with darkness, constantly acting out his own mental dramas.

3. Don’t force yourself if this isn’t your taste! This is mainly about writing a yandere, gloomy, twisted, walking-red-flag male lead! A gong with overwhelming, suffocating love! <<less

Zhao Cen wakes up to find himself transported to a Western fantasy continent, reincarnated as the youngest son of a viscount in a BL harem game he once played!... more>>

Is he really going to embark on a journey to conquer all sorts of beautiful submissive partners across different races—beastmen, demons, gods, elves, dwarves, humans, and even dragons?! Wait… why, after supposedly taking charge, is he the one being left unable to close his legs afterward?!

Creation God: “What is your wish?”

Zhao Cen: “I’d like two more kidneys, please.” <<less

When the Holy Son was seventeen years old, he was bewitched by a witch and eloped with her.... more>>

The above is the official statement from the Holy See.

The witch who was rumoured to have bewitched the Holy Son was actually just a passing village girl. She wanted to grab the Pope by the collar and ask, “Are you not even aware of what kind of lunatics your church has raised?” <<less