I am an XXXL Con***

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I am an XXXL cond*m

But because I am too big, no one had bought me, until one day…

Someone finally set their hands on me!

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我是一个超大号的套套
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04/29/22 Foxaholic 18 c45
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SavingRemedy94
SavingRemedy94 rated it
July 30, 2022
Status: Completed
Yes, I was drawn to this story by the title and utter weirdness of the description. I’m embarrassed to admit that I really enjoyed it. The quirky plot was ridiculous, but it all made sense. The smut itself was fantastic and very hot. If you are looking for something on the steamy side, give this story a try. It was also filled with fluff and sweetness. There wasn’t any deep psychological or philosophical crises.

Perhaps the ML came off a bit forceful, but I think he mainly respected the MC’s boundaries.... more>> There wasn’t the usual r*pe to love trope we find in most of these types of novels. I guess I wouldn’t consider this story to be r*pe since the MC is literally a box of cond*ms and he knows exactly what that entails. It’s very obvious from the plot description and story title that the MC is going to be used in such a manner. However, if you are easily triggered by lack of consent, perhaps you should skip this one. <<less
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nanzhuist
nanzhuist rated it
August 28, 2023
Status: Completed
Contrary to its title, the story is pretty decent. The MC is way too cute but the ML... the ML is f*cking pushy and consent??? Like where the f*ck is consent!!! Gong likes to have things his way. Plot 9/10 unique and f*cked up.
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Ymihere
Ymihere rated it
May 28, 2023
Status: Completed
Just gonna say the concept for this story is hilarious but I'm also happy for them haha.

Also also 1/2 a star bonus for using lube. 👍
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Skeleton Flower
Skeleton Flower rated it
October 26, 2022
Status: Completed
I never written reviews but this one novel was surprisingly good that I just need to say something the Shou is actually a human that doe to some circumstances becomes a cond*m when he sleeps, after being bought by his senior he starts to learn more and more about him including his secret crush about him lol but this weird experience brought them close together and although I admit that there is some dobious consent MC isn't a pushover so he would definitely do something if he really doesn't want... more>> it (at least that's my opinion) <<less
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Yaoiholic
Yaoiholic
October 22, 2022
Status: c35
Although it was a good read for one sitting, it is not something I see myself recommending to other people. The amount of dubious consent was so many, he was basically just using the guy as a literal fleshlight, and reading straight shous are so hard 😭😭 I fell for its unique plot that is. But seriously don't read it/read it with caution if you're sensitive with dubious consent! I also felt like the novel's last half downgraded and I'm 10 chapters away from the end and I still can't... more>> see how the MC would fall for him naturally/ without being harassed by the ML. I'm not gonna give it a stars since idk how to rate this one <<less
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Canichetoy
Canichetoy rated it
October 16, 2022
Status: Completed
I'm a person who pays a lot of attention to the rating of the novels. Based on that I decide whether to read it or not. When it had a 4.6 rating I thought "Wow it must be good".
What a disappointment, how can a novel like this have such a high rating, it sucks!
1 star because it irritates me that a lousy novel has such a high rating.
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Klimintina
Klimintina rated it
October 7, 2022
Status: c45
This is so freaking hilarious! HAHAHAHA I was laughing so hard at the first few chapters 🤣🤣 I can't remember any Shounen Ai/Yaoi novel that made me laugh so hard other than this! MC was really funny af and ML is sooooo pe*verted!!! Like super to the highest level pe*vert!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Last few chapters, MC went to heaven for good 🤣🤣🤣

They still had 99 boxes of cond*ms left with 10 packs inside so that would be 99 x 10 = 990 times of s*x activity HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA RIP TO OUR MC 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Honestly,... more>> took me awhile to read this but glad I read it and was slightly regretful that I didn't right away read this before!! Dayum, it's honestly worth your time HAHAHAHAHA <<less
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AngelicHell
AngelicHell rated it
September 3, 2022
Status: Completed
I didn't expect this novel to be good despite the weirdness of it's title.

This novel is so funny and silly.I enjoy reading this novel. My tiredness and boredom was gone reading this.

If you hesitated reading this story. You shouldn't because its worth to try reading this novel.
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Michelle-08
Michelle-08 rated it
July 6, 2022
Status: Completed
This is hilarious! I don't even know where to start.

The MC's internal monologue is so funny and embarassing most of the time. The ML's a pe*vert and h**ny! He's outstanding in all areas *ehem* including his size *cough* *cough*

The fluff is there and so as the smut, although I considered this mild as compared to other novels but this is catchy from title to the story itself.

... more>> So if this belongs to your smut reading list, then good for you. If not, then you should give this one a try!

(♡´౪`♡) <<less
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Scarletsky
Scarletsky rated it
June 12, 2022
Status: Completed
Goddddd this was so cute ugh <3

The title in itself is like crack but what you get is a very wholesome and cute and smutty and everything good in this world like I WANT THAT SO BAD!

It's honestly the perfect pastime read if you just wanna feel good and laugh, 'cause that's exactly what prompted me to read this when I was so bored out of my wits. I couldn't have imagined spending my whole day savoring every chapter, like it's honestly relatively short compared to those with >100 chapters,... more>> but it felt so perfect and I wasn't the least bit bored with any chapter.

The MC and the ML are both so cute like they progressively just gets cuter every chapter (as well as how they also progressively gets pe*verted lmao) and omg the second hand embarrassment that I felt for the MC was so strong but so freaking enjoyable.

Overall, I really love this book and I wish I could read more of their domestic life <3 <<less
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Drenlith
Drenlith rated it
May 27, 2022
Status: Completed
It's hard to match some of the actions (the dub-con/r*pe-y stuff) to the ML for how he's written and designed and that's the sole issue I've taken on with this short smut.
The denseness of the protagonist mainly comes down to his work efficiency, overall he's still decently keen about most matters.
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Minus where he couldn't tell that he was being catfished in this day and age. The obliviousness is too forced, makes it hard to believe that he's really THAT dense.

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The change of perspective is pretty fun and peculiar.
A bit of plot, lots of pre-gaming, a suffocating amount of s*xual tension, topped off with a single main dish.
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sweetbitch___ rated it
May 18, 2022
Status: Completed
lmao wen I first came across this I thought it was a human x nonhuman love or something nd wasnt too interested in reading till I ran out of smut bl nd gave a shot nd im soooo glad <3

the story is soo silly nd hot loved ittt
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Fisukisuki
Fisukisuki rated it
May 10, 2022
Status: Completed
I thought it would be a little long ride, but because how Truly Exciting this novel is, so Funny, Absolutely Hilarious, and SUPER EXTREMELY EROTICALLY HOT, it feel so fast! I feel greedy and wanting more...!!!

The MC is Funny, and his feeling is Understandable! But he never feel disgusted by ML even when he was somewhat Angry and Troubled.

ML... Totally a Big Pe*vert!!! I did not expect that! He will dotes MC, but also take advantage of the situation as much as he can! Lol

It's Pure erot*c Comedy, Super Hot,... more>> and Absolutely Exciting and Totally Enjoyable!!! I'm LOVING IT SOOO MUCH!!! <<less
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Psychoutre
Psychoutre rated it
May 1, 2022
Status: Completed
LOVE IT🫶 Keep the crack coming.

The plot becomes crazier and crazier but it was a good short read. I guess it's purposely written to be a bit comical otherwise the things I've read would definitely not be passable in a normal setting - eg not respecting boundaries, dubious consent

I quite like MC's character here, has a pretty manly, cute, mentally strong persona. Thank you author, it's so hard to find a character that isn't described as feminine, docile and meek.
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nyxzane
nyxzane rated it
March 19, 2022
Status: --
Novel has a good healthy dose of smut for a smut addict like me plus with a fluff and fun to read make a perfect balance. I have read all episodes on shubaow. Net and translation well matched not a brain twister. I wished there were 100+ episodes but sadly only 45
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Sumer Sun
Sumer Sun rated it
January 4, 2024
Status: Completed
Hmm funny and interesting premise. Also surprisingly, some actual plot romance + backstory relevance.

Honestly came for the bed creaking smut but still enjoyed the plot. Smut in last chapters.
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fameyreads
fameyreads rated it
April 11, 2023
Status: --
Are you looking for something that doesn’t require much logic to read? Just turn off that brain of yours and give it a go! Fair warning: It has lots of spicy stuff and secondhand embarrassment. If you can handle those, then this is perfect for you!

Rating this a 3 because it’s not really my cup of tea, but it did entertain me so...
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taluluday
taluluday
July 12, 2022
Status: Completed
The story idea is really new, and I really enjoy the strangeness it gives lol.

the characters are kinda underdeveloped and inconsistent, but if for pure smut then it’s ok whatever.

ML at the start was stoic but get embarrassed easily, but later half of the story he turned cunning and somewhat manipulative, then back to being shy again... (Wut)

MC is just WTF is happening I’m so confused but it feels good I guess I like him.
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probablyanna80
probablyanna80 rated it
July 10, 2022
Status: Completed
The title might put some off, but it's really a very funny and smutty story with some wholesome thrown in. It's one of my favorites.
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monokuma_xd
monokuma_xd rated it
July 7, 2022
Status: Completed
It’s so ridiculous of a situation that it’s hilarious. Definitely something to breeze through and just laugh at, although sometimes the story gets nonsensical it’s still enjoyable.
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