Father, Mother Escaped Again


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Xia Yuqing is a shut-in+fujoshi from the 21st century. After an accident, she transmigrates into the body of a young princess forced into a political marriage to another country.

“W-where is all this blood coming from? Is this– Is this nose blood? AH, YOUR HIGHNESS! A-are you alright? What? No! You mustn’t! Princess Xia, please, come back!”

“… I… need… to… see…”

The aide could only helplessly look on as Princess Xia Yuqing crawled towards the emperor’s quarters, leaving a trail of blood in her wake.

Fujoshi: a term for a woman who enjoys reading about relationships between men.

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04/06/20 Lazy Girl Translations c97 part1
03/30/20 Lazy Girl Translations c96 part2
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02/10/20 Lazy Girl Translations c93 part2
02/02/20 Lazy Girl Translations c93 part1
01/26/20 Lazy Girl Translations c92 part3
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Kimchi759 rated it
June 19, 2017
Status: c18
Rating: 4.5 for translating quality; 1 for actual plot. So I guess a...2? Maybe?? Current ratings disgust me though, so I'm giving it a 1.

Read all the released chapters to see if my opinion would change, but nope - definitely opting out of this one.

WARNING: <spoilers> & mature language/content.

... more>> The translation quality is fantastic. The general slang & English colloquialisms are on point. It was the glossed over noncon/dubcon that gave me the heeby-jeebies & ultimately had me marking this series off as a lost cause.

Here's why:

1. She's a virgin/never even held a man's hand before, & reacts to talk of s*x w fear. Not just hesitation - fear.

2. They don't consumate their marriage the night of when she's unwilling/terrified, but only bc she kicks him in the 'nads (hard enough to incapacitate him) when he tries to force himself on her.

3. The night they do the do, it's still noncon. & it's blatantly presented as a punishment. As in: you screwed up, so I'm screwing you.

4. He [email protected] her 7x in one night, which has her looking pale/tired/uncomfortable the next morning. This is funny. She's in pain and she can't walk w/o support. Haha.

5. As the story continues, she balks at every advance made by him in daily life & tries to avoid sleeping with him whenever/however she can. The next time he [email protected] her, she attempts to kick him in the jewels again, but he pins her down anyway.

All the misogynistic tropes aside, the FMC isn't much better. She makes 'funny', 'quirky' little plans to drug these other men to offer them up to her horny husband, who she believes to be gay.

Of course, this was all served as a lighthearted comedy, bc [email protected] can somehow be a joke if presented the right way. & some people are okay with that. Bc it's just a casual work, a light novel. A blip on the internet. Not like it's going to desensitize anyone (๏_๏) or normalize anything. (ಠ‿↼)

I'm not even going to touch the homophobia. But-... yeah, no thank you.

TL;DR The lighthearted packaging of such dark material is disturbing. [email protected] is a very real & specific act of violence. I'd much rather this be excruciatingly detailed & explicit than the shallow, morbid mockery it is. [email protected] should never be correlated w 'Romance' or 'Comedy', ever. Sorry, bc the translating quality was honestly fabulous, but I'm out.

Quick edit: Anyone who thinks the behavior in this is okay bc it's "Asian" and "part of their culture", or tries to correlate it with anime, k-pop, k-drama, anything "trendy" and East Asian needs to STOP. I'm assuming you're like 12-15, but please reevaluate yourself/your words before you continue proliferating BS. <<less
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Red.Gamer rated it
March 10, 2017
Status: c7
This is absolutely funny. Made me laugh like a maniac at times. The MC is specially funny, stupidly funny and sometimes, outrageously funny. Her interaction with the people around her is really entertaining to watch. This novel instantly moves to my special favorites page.

Edit: Ok, the way she assume things and misunderstand is epic. And the way she inadvertently do things that cause mayhem in one way or another is legendary!
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squinty rated it
March 23, 2017
Status: --
I'm the translator, so bias.

The novel's great. It has a slow, hilarious start, introducing all the characters, and gradually shifts to become more serious, but is still comedic. Intrigue and whatnot. The writing is fun and creative. It's not absolutely amazing, but it's good and easy to read.

I'm too lazy to spoiler tag (and can't pick which to), so I won't. My favorite part of the story are the characters. My least favorite are the instances of them lifting their eyebrows or narrowing their eyes. I suppose the number of... more>> times they do so is realistic, but it just bugs me when I tl.

Edit: Oof, I forgot to add, the reason why I tagged it parody. This novel takes a lot of potshots at melodramatic palace novels and takes the "gay misunderstanding" trope so popular in cn romances to a whole new level. <<less
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MiyaMira rated it
April 3, 2017
Status: --
It's a good novel. The ML is a super black-bellied man who likes to see others suffer (in a lighthearted ways usually) but sometimes still lose to the weirdness of his fujoshi wife. The MC is a like-able person. She wasn't really happy but neither was she depressed from being transmigrated into an ancient world with no internet and yaoi porn. Instead, she accepted it quite reasonably and decided that if there's no BL here, she'll make a BL world herself! With help from her trusted maidservants, thus starts her... more>> mission of spreading the might of BL to the whole world.....

This novel is mainly lighthearted and comedic, but the author knows how to be serious when the plot needs it to. All the characters have their own distinct differences from each other which makes it very easy to distinguish and which characters are they. And the MC's personality are very lovable, and although her penchant to think about everything in BL lenses is somewhat annoying sometimes, but maybe it's her defense mechanism for being transmigrated to an unknown world. The translation is also very good. It was very easy reading the translation, and I love how the translators made the translations look very casual but still pretty formal.

Rated for 5 stars for the comedy, plot, and translations. Thank you translator for translating the series! <<less
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Kiki0246 rated it
March 15, 2017
Status: c9
OMG. Fluffy. Adorable. Cute. Amazing translations.

This is a great novel that leaves you rolling on the floor laughing. The female lead is hilarious, her misunderstands are absolutely amazing. Don't be placed off by the fujoshi thing before you read, you'd be surprised!! Just try it!!!!!! The male lead is also funny, but sometimes, he's just like a scapegoat for the humor XDDD. Thank you for the translation!
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nixxara rated it
March 20, 2017
Status: --

The misunderstandings, the sassy characters, the super yaoi obsessed fujoshi, everything is gold!!!
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meiberry rated it
May 27, 2017
Status: c14
Hilarious. How can you not read something with a premise as promising as this? This story reminds me of a lot of Japanese manga... it has a similar pace and rhythm and outlandishness that C-novels seem to shy from. Well, at least the C-novels that I've read... I also probably just really enjoy this because the translator did a really damned good job. They have good updated lingo that might be the English equivalents for whatever the Chinese was.

Read for a good hour's laugh!!!
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Senethari rated it
July 17, 2017
Status: c13
Well written, translated, and hilariously funny unless you read into the deeper implications of their relationship. If "trigger warning" is actually a warning for you, skip this one because the disconnect between the tone and the actions will probably ruin your day.

... more>>

So starting off, let's get it out there, the MC is raped. Often. She even says it herself. "Violated." And I am not normally okay with r*pe as a comedic prop.

BUT, here is why I still enjoy this story as of ch 13.

So far, the tone is completely light hearted, silly fun with a racy thrill. I can definitely see it being made into a comedy romance anime. There's not a single serious anything anywhere except to serve as comedic foil. The MC's objections and reactions are more along the lines of being pursued by an over enthusiastic Saint Bernard than a woman who has actually been violated.

If the tone ever becomes serious, I'd have to revaluate. (In the same way that Tom & Jerry cartoons might stop being comedic if they show the horrible 3rd degree burns Tom suffers when Jerry irons his tail.)

Add to that the way the incidents aren't described in lascivious detail, and I feel that 1) they aren't some misogynistic hate fantasy of the writer and 2) they aren't that important to the story. They could easily be swapped out with her being turned into the insomniac bishie's unwilling teddy bear for the same effect.

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Aris12 rated it
December 6, 2017
Status: c20
Great parody hilarious novel that make you laugh with MC silly words. This is one of best comedy novel. I like all chapters they make me laugh a lot.

i enjoying reading this novel. I strong recommend you guys to read this fun novel. It's hilarious novel.
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lavender_drop rated it
July 30, 2017
Status: c18
Makes me roar with laughter ! I swear that this has got to be one of the funniest things I've read in a long long while. As a fujoshi myself, I wish to support this bakarina until a child comes to report on her constant exploits!
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I am a Plebeian rated it
January 8, 2018
Status: c26
A novel that shows how a fujoshi will tackle transmigration so expect nothing from the norm.

The MCs mind and heart is a dedicated fujoshi, thus respect is rightly due to her lol.
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Khushi Blue
Khushi Blue rated it
December 10, 2017
Status: c24
Good story, hilarious, funny parody novel that make you laugh. Haha silly MC is to funny I like her personalty. I wanted more chapters but chapters are so slow update. I enjoying this hilarious story. I am glad translator pickup this fun novel.
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Night Assissin
Night Assissin rated it
December 5, 2017
Status: c19
This novel is too funny that make you laugh a lot. MC is obessive with yoai, she ship her husband with other guys. She is cute naive I like her think. She is funny with weird thought.

Great unique funny novel. I recommend you guys to read this funny novel.
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yango rated it
March 2, 2018
Status: c33
OMFG~ She's literay the biggest fan of BL, if you have an addiction like kpop or kdrama, you will understand our MC. She's so fudging silly, she literally has no common sense and develops crazy outcomes out of nowhere, but that's what makes it fun. It's a light read so far, I already love her interaction with not just the ML but his crazy gang of friends who like to tease our precious MC too.
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Otwentyfirst rated it
December 3, 2017
Status: c19
Absolutely fantastic! There are some great zingers in here. I really enjoyed reading it aloud. The MC's dialogue and thoughts are golden nuggets of hilarity. I'm so glad the story translation got picked up again. 😂
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SublimiSomnium rated it
March 17, 2019
Status: c30
Fully agree with Kimchee759 - I find the author's use of s*x as a light punishment or joke disgusting. Of course the MC isn't really traumatized by the non-consensual experience but that just makes the choice of events even more confusing. They could have gone with a completely different type of negative but morally acceptable action by the ML and it would have made more logical sense and been funnier than raping the MC and glossing over it.

I also wanted to note that I don't necessarily have a problem with... more>> non-con stories. I just have an issue with this author's writing. Everything else about the story was within my expectations which made it extremely boring: from the setting and plot, to the side characters, and the personalities of the MC and ML. The only possible redeeming feature was the comedic misunderstanding of the MC, which got old for me fast because it was too unrealistic for the MC to be THAT STUPID.

Possibly entertaining if you are willing to follow the author's will and don't feel guilty as a human being for glossing over socially problematic jokes and situations for punchlines that keep being repeated. <<less
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bulgingeyes rated it
January 29, 2018
Status: --
be careful when reading this novel, especially if you're in a library! You'll laugh with tears. What I find different about this novel is, even though the ML forces himself onto the MC in bed, it's comic! The author did a great job at this!

the MC, oh man the MC, she cracks me up so bad!! From human dominoes to birds falling from the sky, then foaming at the mouth. MC has the skills to mentally kill without even trying! Lol

ive read a lot of novels, and this is the... more>> first one to make me laugh so loud every. Chapter! <<less
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Villianius Love
Villianius Love rated it
December 16, 2017
Status: c22
Hilarious novel that make you laugh so much. With MC silly personalty, story become more hilrious and interesting. I like her interact between characters. I like how naive she is. She remind me of MC from my disciple die yet again.
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New Moon
New Moon rated it
December 7, 2017
Status: c20
One of best parody funny novel that make you laugh a lots. I like this novel very much. MC is silly girl that make you laugh. I like how she try to ship ML and his friends.

worth to read this funny novel. I recommend you guy to read this silly funny novel.
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Ming Lan
Ming Lan rated it
December 9, 2017
Status: c20
Parody funny novel that make you laugh a lots. I love this novel very much. It's so funny. MC is silly funny girl that make you laugh with her silly words.

worth to read this book. I love this novel very much.
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