The General’s Manor Young Concubine Survival Report


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I thought I was the heroine. As long as I could capture the heart of my life-long meal ticket in the end, I could become his true love, get married, have kids afterwards. In the end, giving birth to a boy could be considered as the story’s ending, and it’s all happily ever after.

Anyways, aren’t all the old stories written like this!?
But, I never would’ve thought that I would be stuck at the first step.
Because, my meal ticket is……
——G-general, ah!!! _(:з」∠)_

This work has another name, “Goose Goose Goose.” (Not)
(T/N: in reference to the classic Tang poem, “Song for the Goose.”)

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Kirokikaze rated it
December 5, 2018
Status: Completed
Okay, since no one give review yet so I guess I be the first one.

This stories were so funny I LOL like crazy. It's short but that what make it more funny cause it does not have useless plot and just straight to the point. The main character that transmigrated think that she have thought through what situation she been stranded too and even thought out a plan but that back fired to her cause the situation was not what it seems to be. Alas, that's what make it so... more>> funny.

Thank you so much for the translator for picking this story because even though I read it before but I just mtl so many word got out wierd. But as I say before the stories funny so a little bit scramble in the brain was worth it. <<less
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Yandere Devil rated it
December 7, 2018
Status: Completed
Highly Recommended This Sweet, Fluffy, Hilarious Yuri Short Story With ?Adorable MC And ?Heroic General Female Lead.

This is gem hilarious? Novel that make me laugh?? Every chapter, I like MC. She is straightforward and cute. Female lead is cold god of war general with power. I love romance and sweet between those two cute couple???.
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chocolatechipcookie rated it
July 24, 2019
Status: --
This is my first ever Girls Love novel and I really love it, it's so sweet and fluffy... I was really reluctant at first since this was GL but it really seems interesting and it is. MC and FL are just amazing (⌒▽⌒).

... more>>

I like how MC geniunely became bent first because of the FL and not the other way around.


I usually dislike 1stPov writing but this actually pulled it off well.

I really like this so I hope other people would too.


I also love the small one sentence JoJo reference lol (that was truly gold) (It mentioned MC thinking about a JoJo pose lol) I was like (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ *screaming internally*I love the Author/s lol


P.S my spoilers don't actually spoil much, just mentioning a personal opinion. Also, Translations are amazing. Hope everyone enjoys this(●^o^●) <<less
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MadGhostOfBrownHollow rated it
January 3, 2021
Status: Completed
MC immediately decides to start hugging the generals thigh so the plot is basically her trying her best to charm the FL, and failing foolishly (until she doesn't). So, as you can tell the plots not too deep, but if you're into reading a lighthearted story that's funny and has good romance, I'd recommend it. I do wish there was a bit more politics & overall plot than just romance, but it's short and sweet nonetheless.

The main character isn't the brightest, but it isn't as if the narrator constantly brags... more>> about her overwhelming intelligence. She's actually called things such as s*upid c*nt several times... at least the narrator is a reliable one! (Kidding, kidding). ((She's lovable.))

(The MC and FL's personalities truly do compliment each other's in a very entertaining way.)


In the darkness, Xiang Tiange's clear voice is very audible, "If I had known earlier..... I definitely would not order people to punish you on that day."

Are you talking about those ten planks at the beginning? But I heard Lu Shui say that my predecessor had fainted after only three planks. Then, I arrived..... No matter what, hearing the other feel remorseful like this, I'm nevertheless very happy. Right when I'm about to say "no problem, I don't blame you, " I only hear the end of the next phrase that she adds.

——"I also didn't expect that those trifling three planks to also break your brain."

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IIuWuII rated it
September 22, 2019
Status: c8
I really can't understand what's going on, now I am on chapter 8, I don't feel like there is a plot at all, but just the MC courting the General and sweet-talking her. There is no buildup to anything, Including that at this chapter what should have been a major build-up for this moment: Is quite bland. It would have been good...

Characters, Not memorable at all.

Grammar: Decent.

... more>> Story: Not quite what I expected from the overall rating of this short story.

Plot: Maybe it's just a fluff story, but I don't feel any plot. <<less
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Dhaturas rated it
May 10, 2020
Status: c14
It reads a lot like crack because of the protagonist's upbeat attitude and tendency to speak in modern slang. The translation is rough but it respects the heart of the original text quite well. The protagonist is scatterbrained but pulls through in the end. The writing itself is quite rushed and straight to the point, leaving only the bare minimum of description. Characters are also introduced quickly. The author themselves admit that this story was originally intended to be a short idea. Bit of a shame really.... but it's enjoyable... more>> enough.

5 stars definitely. <<less
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XiaoWenTian rated it
May 6, 2020
Status: Completed
5/5 Fun and funny read. MC is the greatest. And there's also JoJo reference.
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elideli rated it
December 29, 2022
Status: Completed
Short, funny, and sweet. MC tries to survive after being transmigrated into an unknown ancient setting, and soon discovers that her meal ticket is in following the FL, but then she actually falls in love with her?!

The MC is quite silly and a little clueless, but not to the point that it becomes annoying, and unlike her initial impression, the FL is quite a nice, reasonable character as well. Really enjoyed it overall, the chapters flew by but in a good way, not just because the novel was short. Closer... more>> to 4.5 but bumping it to 5 since it was such a pleasant read. <<less
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bookmunchies rated it
May 2, 2021
Status: c14
Incredibly fun, time killing novel. There might not be spice but there's plenty of honey. No thinking required.

The MC is an unreliable narrator and the plot mostly happens outside of her perception, and she mostly figures things out too late, except when she doesn't and manages to make things go her way.

I hope smn picks up other works by the author....
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SovietWeeb rated it
March 29, 2019
Status: c6.5
I started reading this when it was either chapter 2 or 3 out. I had really hoped there would be more chapters out in the time it's been from then to now.

The first chapter is a bit hard to follow and there is a moment I still cringe thinking of. Thankfully it is a scene meant to be cringy and has nothing to do with inept writing.

The story doesn't take too long to get into the relationship between the MC and the General and it's for the best. Most stories... more>> and especially Chinese GL stories tend to have way too slow of a buildup and it honestly feels like they're not gonna ever get to it.

The MC is pretty fun with how weird she is and I like the tomboyish and cold personality of the General. I am interested in seeing a story arc happening where the General owes the MC for something and the MC has her dress up girly and acts like other girls while going out and doing stuff together in the guise of regular females. Have the General not be recognizable since she is wearing female clothing with makeup and what not. I just think it'd be fun to see.

I have the chapter count as 6.5 since the 7th chapter is halfway translated at the time I reread it.

Overall, I think this is a fun story and hope we get more in the near future. <<less
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August 23, 2022
Status: Completed
This is 100% a crackfic, but an enjoyable one.

MC is an unreliable narrator, modern girl into ancient world, very trope-aware and full of modern slang and pop culture references.

MC tries and (mostly) fails to fit herself into fic tropes, bumbling along revealing hints of plot & politics, but never going deep into them, with an eventual Happy Ending.

... more>> What hooked me was the ridiculous premise of drawing all characters' names from 鹅鹅鹅,which is essentially a nursery rhyme about a goose.

I didn't get many of the slang references, translator also struggled with some of them, but I appreciate translator also including the raw phrases in footnotes. But the idea of it was well conveyed.

Cracky, fluffy & short. Minimal plot but fun. <<less
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Bmw_fic rated it
February 14, 2022
Status: Completed
10/10 highly recommend. The MC is an adorable moron and the FL is a total badass.
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Cactiii rated it
November 8, 2021
Status: c14
Its a nice short read, I'm giving it 4 stars since the translation was a bit hard to understand at times (Either that or the story was written that way) and it was difficult to figure out what was going on, I would mainly just progress with context. Overall I wouldn't say its one of the best books I've read but its not bad and since its so short you never end up with that feeling of the author reusing the same plot device or anything like that which almost... more>> always occurs for a long term series. <<less
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kaio98 rated it
March 17, 2021
Status: Completed
This story was honestly.... kind of a mess. It’s the kind of s*upid-funny story. Sometimes it was more funny than s*upid and sometimes it was more s*upid than funny. I did laugh out loud at some points. But really, you canNOT use your brain when reading this story.

The plot is confusing and doesn’t really make sense, and even the author themself admitted that they didn’t really know where the story is going and that they’ve got low IQ? Idk. I still have some questions about the plot but I don’t... more>> think I’ll ever find the answers lol. If you're the kind of person to get hung up on the plot (like I am), then this might frustrate you.

I went into it knowing that it wouldn’t really have much to offer but I still feel like I kinda wasted my time a little bit. The author seems to be an amateur and is making stuff up as they write, that is, they didn’t plan out the whole thing beforehand.

So if you’re thinking of reading this, just know it’s not “professional” or well-written like some of the novels that you’re used to reading on here. This is probably something to read when you really have nothing better to do. Otherwise, it’s probably not worth spending time on this. Also, it’s first person POV and present tense. <<less
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mikatwittendo rated it
November 21, 2020
Status: c14​
Well, what should I say? It's almost impossible​ to understand MC's logic, at least her feelings are clear. It's a fast plot with cute moments between the MC an the FL.
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aoikotoba rated it
November 2, 2020
Status: --
It's really my fav novel, since this is the only novel I've finished 'cause the other novels are either discontinued or in hiatus? The MC is funny af but if you're not for cute fluff moments and wants some hot scenes be warned because

there's none, only one cheek kiss

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CoalConut rated it
June 27, 2020
Status: Completed
The novel is short so I guess you really can't expect a great plot out of it. The main cp is pretty cute even though I think everything is too rushed but considering it's really short I can understand that. Rated this 3 because I'm just kind of dissapointed of how short and rushed this is but that's just me. If you want to read a quick yuri fluff then this is the novel for you.
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Uhoh_ rated it
June 15, 2020
Status: Completed
If you want to read this, only expect some fluff and sweet moments. Although the plot seems extensive and deep, I understood nothing of it! The backbone of this story is really the MC, she is extremely funny! Acting like an idiot most of the time. But it's still enjoyable.
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summerspring rated it
May 1, 2020
Status: Completed
Ahhhh I forgot this great masterpiece that made me laugh so hard. I am not usually into yuri but this has a very comedic twist and imo is not bad at all. Many thanks to translator you are amazing I love you.
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ftsnight rated it
March 11, 2020
Status: Completed
Reading this makes me feel as though my iq has dropped by 100.

The plot wise, there's not much to it.

However, if you came for the relationship between the two gl. You got what you want. The main lead is shameless af, falling for the general and just shamelessly declaring her love. While the general is more realistic (as realistic as it can get).

It's a good read. Just that it scrambled up my mind while I was reading it.
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