Do You Want to Touch My Fish Tail?

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The little mermaid Song Huai gets his little head smashed and realises that he’s living in a book.

The brother next door, whom he has always adored, is the protagonist gong in the book, and he is a standard cannon fodder shou, who not only withdraws from the marriage for the protagonist gong, he also ended up with a broken home.

The original marriage partner of the little mermaid is Lu Mian, an imperial general, rumoured to be cold and bloodthirsty.

In order to survive. Song Huai decided:

1. Stay away from the protagonist gong decisively and not linger in front of the protagonist and seek death.

At the very beginning, the admiral said coldly, as if he didn’t want to see him.

The little mermaid was brave, grabbed the corner of his clothes with his little hand, raised his chin slightly, and said softly: “Do you…Do you want to touch my fishtail?”

The admiral who was bleeding from cuteness:! ! !

Before marriage.

Lu Mian: Whom you like has nothing to do with me, as long as you don’t go too far.

Song Huai: ok

Lu Mian : We just have a simple marriage contract, we need to leave room for each other.

Song Huai: ok

After getting married,

Lu Mian : How can Dudu look at others, He still likes that dog thing!

Lu Mian: What is Dudu thinking? He hasn’t spoken to me for three hours.

Lu Mian: Why doesn’t Dudu come here for a touch?

Song Huai: …

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你想摸一下我的魚尾巴嗎, DWTFT
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46 Reviews


bluedrop
New bluedrop
Mar 30, 2023
Status: Completed
Bro kept hinting at MPreg but we didn't even get to that lol. It's a story that spans like maybe 3 months I think lol so it's like paced so weirdly with the number of chapters it has. It's a short story that's kind of stretched out. Starts with MC and ML meeting each other (MC is 17 turning 18 in a couple of months) and ends with them confirming their relationship in public right after MC's 18th birthday and consummation of their marriage.
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Rin717
New Rin717
Mar 29, 2023
Status: Completed
A very light-hearted read, where conflicts get resolved without much complication.

I feel like the end was somehow hanging though? Are there any sequel books to this? A lot of potential plot lines left hanging it seems, did the author get transmigrated into their own book already to finish those "incomplete arcs". LOL.

The MC was rather cute though, misunderstandings galore (not enough to complicate things excessively). The ML treasuring his words like gold doesn't really help matters, hence comedy ensues.
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nctzen
nctzen
Aug 11, 2021
Status: Completed
let me just say this. If you come for a sweet short story with the typical strong and cold ML and the weak and adored MC, then this is perfect for you. I came exactly for that ands I was not disappointed. There are some elements in the story that can be made better or longer I still enjoy the story a lot. This deserved 4 star but I give it a 5 bcs of the low ratings
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AllTheGay
AllTheGay
Aug 22, 2021
Status: Completed
Exactly what you expect it to be. Cute little crybaby mermaid shou with a outwardly cold/ inwardly passionate gong.
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I do like that everyone loves Song Huai (shou) because I also love him and he deserves the world. He's baby, y'all 🤷🏾‍♀️

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ML's brother deserves the electric chair btw. Just scum.

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Xiu_er
Xiu_er
Apr 26, 2022
Status: Completed
Let me preface that I don't think that there is any major qualitative issue concerning the plot. I'm saying this as I was well aware that this novel was going to be a no-brain, happy-go-lucky, marshmallow and rainbow farts kinda novel when I picked this novel up to read. And my expectations were met fully.

My low star rating is mostly due to the MC not being my cup of tea. The MC is a spoilt, self-centered child who only has flowers in his head and will feel wronged/throws a tantrum... more>> when people don't meet his unvoiced expectations. One second he looks at you expectantly and the next second he will look aggrieved and cry when you don't do whatever he wants you to do while you are left wondering what the actual f*** is going on. The MC is also pretty high maintenance where he writes a lot of texts and expects you to answer right away or else he will feel wronged and makes up unrealistic scenarios in his head.

Let me say, if I met someone like him in RL, I would not even touch him with a ten-foot-pole. I wouldn't wanna stand there being accused of bullying him while he cries a river because of nothing. Dude is a major drama queen, a white lotus and the kind of person who will be the antagonist in those book transmigration novels where a side character overthrows the willful and entitled white lotus og. MC who needs everyone to cater to them.

The other characters in this novel seem okay, more or less, even the antagonists, compared to the MC. He just rubs me the wrong way.

Other complaints of mine include many 2D characters (might just be a problem of them not having enough screentime so they don't get the chance to show any other personality traits as the plot revolves around the main leads) and the rushed/abrupt ending.

To summarize, the novel was readable, but the MC was annoying af. <<less
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xjgg
xjgg
Dec 27, 2021
Status: Completed
the MC is really, really, really childish.
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he throws tantrums a lot and is the type to easily attract potential lovers (god knows why, he isn't the least bit attractive). ML is the typical cold, very beautiful and capable gong. The story is really simple, MC woke up realizing he was a cannon fodder and decided to stop chasing the protagonist and marry someone else and of course the original main characters ended up falling for him. But it's too late, now MC found someone new and lived happily ever after while the original main characters were brokenhearted because of MC.

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that's it. That's the plot.
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Lightkaitou
Lightkaitou
Sep 14, 2021
Status: Completed
The MC is cute and silly. Often, being childish and getting jealous or upset over little thing. But the author makes it work well rather than annoying.

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The MC’s past about bully the original protagonist of the story is pretty much him stealing erasers.

It is nice to see the MC directly owning up to his mistakes and apologizing for the bullying and making amends, such as giving an eraser and asking to be punched.

Very quickly they become friends though it does turn a bit rough at the end cause the original protagonist fell in love with the MC. But got his heart broken knowing the MC is already in love with the ML of the story.

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The ML of the story is gentle and patient. But easily gets jealous like the MC.

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The major issue with this story is that it ended too quickly try to cover up the holes in it but not exactly succeeding.

Like it never talks about recovery for the ML.
The MC never explains in detail the reason he does not sing anymore. Nor does he ever sing even once for the ML. And the MC’s music box never gets brought up again after being dropping off to be repaired.

Other questions at the end:
What happened to the original protagonists of the story? Cause there are two of them and both of them got heart broken by the MC and mysteriously disappeared at the end it seemed or I am missed something.

Why the MC never told his loyal best friend that is always protecting him anything? Like his best friend is not mad that the MC got engaged and married without a single word. Even though the MC was told not to tell anyone cause of the ML’s status. He could at least have told his best friend in private. Especially, when his best friend cared and did so much for him.

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Overall, it was a simple and cute story. No real drama or face slapping. It is a short story that had a lot of potential but ended too soon. The author clearly built up a good foundation that could have carried this story out longer but they cut it short instead. So read it like bubbles in a bath, light and relaxing with a hint of entertaining a childish heart. <<less
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darkelf01
darkelf01
Aug 07, 2022
Status: c23
In my experience I've never met a male teenager like MC... I think he was raised to think that everyone must cater to him, even people who doesn't like him. He was practically what I imagined of a novel version of any coquettish bottoms with princess disease.

Well, btw what I've read of characters with princess disease at least has the capitals and talents to have one while MC's only capital was being cute. He even has the audacity to still act cute when he knew that ML's mentor was dead,... more>> he was only concerned with being spoiled by ML.

But author wrote his cuteness as overdone. It's annoying. Cute MCs are fine, but brainless cutie with raging princess disease isn't. ML didn't understand his pouting lips and hinting eyes? He'd cry sadder than your usual 8 o'clock dramatic white lotus. ML didn't immediately reply his message that he deliberately texted slower? He'd carry a grudge till tomorrow.

I'm very thankful that I've never had the misfortune of meeting someone like MC. <<less
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HooliganReader
HooliganRead
Feb 06, 2023
Status: Completed
I just have to say that this really soothe an itch that I had! It was the right book at the right time and the story really matches the summary that was given which was one of the main reasons why I really enjoyed it!

If you have problems with age gap (like a 17 yo with a 32 yo) and a very childlike protagonists please move on. The MC’s mentality is like a literal child it’s ADORABLE! Some people may find it pedo-ish which may reflect in the reviews and... more>> rating but trust me this novel is goooodddd! The MC’s childish antics is the highlight of the entire novel!

When I first read it, I was like “Omg what is this silly sweet doing here?!” Pure comedy! Tons of hilarious moments there!

There’s literally no plot to the novel just a one man show doing his thang (which includes and is not limited to crying (all the time), squealing like a groundhog, rolling on the floor when he is unhappy, rubbing his head around the ML’s face, arms, neck body etc like a little kitten, turning red at the smallest things and so on) and the cold indifferent ML slowly falling in love with the adorable mess of a MC. The antagonist sucks and plays little to no role in the story and overall, it’s just a fluff book with a really really really adorable MC.

That’s all. If you like cute, silly, childish and naive (but reads little yellow books) protagonist, this is definitely for you! <<less
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DreamingBlue
DreamingBlue
Feb 08, 2022
Status: c16
It seems like the plot will be filled with self created misunderstanding and the brain dead MC own imaginations.

The MC possessed every single trait a spoiled temperamented child should possesses. He's childish and could be said to be naive but he's not good hearted if u look at what he's done.

I dropped this at ch 16. It may or may not have a better progress the further u go but I won't know. If u like this kind of MC and a capable injured emotionally stunted ML it might be... more>> a good read for u. <<less
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YeYueLiang
YeYueLiang
Sep 08, 2021
Status: Completed
It's a cute story, if you don´t mind that its short and don't have drama and realistic setting.

I don't see any strong bad point in itself... If you search for a cute and short novel for pass the time, this one works :3
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Common_people
Common_peopl
Aug 05, 2021
Status: Completed
Quite good. Cute, Sweet, and greasy. Full of doting. It's short and end up abrupt. It's ok to pass the time. The MC looks s*upid cutie and childish. He is a rare naive merman meet. So it's about how the MC avoid protagonist and marry his uncle (ML) instead.
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msbwhy
msbwhy
Jan 31, 2022
Status: Completed
Done reading, MTLed the rest.

I think reading a novel with childish MC once in a while is not bad. I kinda like the dynamics between the couple: cute, childish, pampered, spoiled shou with a cold (but only affectionate towards his shou), handsome, strong, military admiral gong. It's the dynamic that makes me feel "aww" while reading this. This is pure, sweet, almost kind of brainless fluff. But I HAVE to take one star bcs of some disappointments...

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This is a pretty short novel. There are so many potentials of this to be stretched into 60ish or 80ish chapter?? I'd like to know more on how ML is dealing with his trauma, the radio secret thing, and I was kinda hoping ML will find out that MC is the person who helped him to go through his trauma... the author inDEED revealed this secret, but it was so short and kinda not meaningful... Kinda disappointed, honestly. Feels like ML's trauma was just brushed away. I also want to know a little bit more about his mermaid secret!!! And more of MC swimming in large pool!! And possibly Mpreg??? Aww where are the babies???? Also the thing with protagonist shou a.k.a Li Ziqing is quite interesting. Like he is a prince yet why is he studying in a commoner school??? Well probably the author only wanted to focus on our main couple...

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Those disappointments aside, I kinda enjoyed this. I finished reading in one day. Not too much drama & misunderstanding, even if there is one, MC & ML didn't handle it in a frustrating way. I also wanted to point out that even though MC is childish...

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He can also stand up for himself & decisively reject his previous crush. He just didn't want to have much entanglement with his previous crush. Quite nice, right?

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The so called villain was also not treated very badly, like he knew his place (with a little bit of denial) but that's it. He's gone & won't bother MC anymore. Overall, if you want a cute short danmei with less stress & drama, go give this a try. <<less
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Rain in the sunny morning
Rain in the
Oct 31, 2021
Status: c1
The MC was very childish and naive (sort of)

The ML was your typical Ice block ML radiating dangerous aura 24/7 and only soft for the MC.

Of course there were good bits, I especially love how the Song family Is so supportive and united! They're not scheming which is quite rare in these novels.

The ending was a bit rushed as reading up till 40 something the pair still wasn't married. They didn't go in detail for some parts which was good because it would obviously drag on but some parts... more>> needed more than a few paragraphs to be explained.

Each character was written nicely and not as 2d, there's no main villain in the novel.
A bit of slice of life with a few ups and downs is a really nice novel.

it's the type where you read it for fun and if you've got spared time so there were no angst (I could be wrong) and the fluff was rather a good amount.

no overly imitate moments (I think) and the novel don't make you wish you had a boyfriend and wasn't a single dog.

I would recommend to those who need to read a novel to relax themselves. <<less
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idkvan
idkvan
Oct 13, 2021
Status: c6
Probably shouldn't technically be writing a review or at least I wouldn't call it a review simply because I only made it about 3/4 of the way into the "6th" translated chapter.

This type of MC is the type I hate the most. Very childish for their age with no logical reason.

The MC is 17 about to turn 18 yet for some reason cries, flops on the floor like a fish, and rolls around the carpet at a PUBLIC EVENT in a tantrum because he wants a hug. Yes... a... more>> HUG. If that doesn't scream toddler behavior I don't know what else does lol. What 17 year old do you know acts like this? Even if they are supposedly drunk. I realized the ML is a 32 year old man in the military and is supposed to be marrying this person... I had to stop reading at that point. Just.. no.

No. <<less
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Amatullah
Amatullah
Aug 05, 2021
Status: c26
It's really cliched. It uses alot of elements that have been done before. The cold, aloof interstellar admiral ML that was injured during the war who goes into maniac urges that only the MC can soothe with his magical presence/singing. And oh, MC is also a rare mermaid.

The MC is childish, he's is 17 going on 18 in afew months, while the ML is in his early 30s, age difference aside, the MC acts so much like a child that thier relationship feels alot off.

The plot and thier feelings progresses... more>> only by relying on one misunderstanding after another. <<less
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Tearlesereph
Tearlesereph
Jan 28, 2023
Status: --
It's probably the author's first novel or first time attempting to write a novel. It feels like a teenager wrote it. Story uses all the usual tropes and despite being a short story still manages to be all over the place. Based on the description I was expecting the majority of the story to take place after they get married but no, its prior to marriage they're pretty much into each other. MC is a face con and likes handsome faces so he falls for ML pretty easily. ML... I... more>> don't know why he even likes MC to be honest, but he's super into MC from first meeting and easily jealous.

MC is a mermaid. Not a spoiler since it's in the description. There's not much discussed about being a mermaid beyond that. And he's special became everyone else is human. In the beginning chapters he needs to soak in a bathtub to release his fishtail out but after he meets ML I feel like the author kind of forgot this point.

MC is also the uke-est uke that ever uke'd. He's pretty much a girl. A very little girl. His room is decorated pink, he looks like a cute porcelain doll, dresses up in cute bunny slippers and bunny pajamas and has big stuffed animals that he hugs to sleep and also acts like a child and even his family and friends treat him like a little kid. It's creepy when they repeated mention ML is 32, never had interest in a relationship before but is suddenly very interested after he meets MC and... MC acts like this. Hmm. I guess we know what ML is into.

Overall, story is not my cup of tea. <<less
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Smtha
Smtha
Dec 31, 2022
Status: Completed
Short fluffy story. Just MC acting cute! It’s not a great plot but it’s a good read to break away from drama and reality. Lol, So no need to bring your brain on this. What I feel it’s anticlimactic is that it’s ending quite fast. Lol, I wanted more. Maybe some extras. Thank you
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caicaicat
caicaicat
Dec 29, 2022
Status: c46
Light read with childish MC x serious soldier ML

Kinda like child bride helps bring happiness to a traumatized soldier who is finally coming home from battle story.

It's okay for what it is, not amazing story overall but entertaining when you don't want ot use your brain. (Rated 3.7 if its viewed inside it's own genre, 3 overall but NU won't let me select 3stars for some reason)
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Potatoteeth
Potatoteeth
Dec 17, 2022
Status: --
TL;DR: good for mom fans who simp on pedaresty, everyone else can give it a pass.

Detail:

You only need to spare one brain cell to read this novel, assuming you don't need it back because it WILL die. Click to witness the NC17-rated courtship between a stifled man and a fish-shaped barbie with his head full of flowers.

I don't need my MCs to be realistic or high IQ. But I do need them to not be holoparasites, which many other perfectly fluffly novels have accomplished with distinction. In contrast, this is... more>> the first time I agree with the scum villain's assessment of the MC so much:

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"Lu Chengze grew up with Song Huai and knew Song Huai very well. He was just a young master who grew up in a honeypot. He can't be said to be bad, but he is very dull, small-minded and have many bad ideas. He always likes to do something s*upid to attract his attention. Anyway, he just a pretty s*upid vase." (Chapter 14)

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The only difference between Lu Chengze's impression and MC, post-headbash, is that MC gets to show his cute side, but he doesn't really have value as a sentient creature. Life's just grapes for this adult baby because ML happens to need his
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physique.

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You can't expect too much of a story like that, even if expectations were low to begin with.

2 stars. <<less
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zenivamp
zenivamp
Oct 27, 2022
Status: c47
Merman uke/shou x Admiral/ Teacher Seme/Gong

One uke and one seme. There are love rivals but none that gets emotionally in the way. Only a past crush that the MC liked a lot since he was a child but was such a jerk and after the MC found love this childhood crush realises what he has lost and he seems kind of mentally ill. The whole tulips/flower giving thing gave me the chills.

Overall I liked the story and it was fluffy but it got a little boring and I felt like... more>> it was missing something.

The MC is very cute and kind of s*upid or rather slow instead. Its so cute when he refers to himself as his nickname and when he calls the ML beautiful big brother (non related) mostly when drunk. And when he asks him to touch his tail when drunk!

I would've liked to see more of his merman side. I almost forget that he is a merman in most of the chapters so I think the storyline could have more potential.

The ML is the cold type that is only warm to the MC. Possessive and kind of domineering but loves to take care of the MC. <<less
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Lea168
Lea168
Oct 23, 2022
Status: Completed
3.75/5*

Super sweet story. MC is really cute in a girly way. It didn't annoy me, but I guess some readers won't like it. ML is the typical cold marshal who slowly falls for MC. The romance was fluffy and sweet and I enjoyed their interactions a lot.

However, story is very short. World building and writing style are extremely simple, also the ending is rushed. You can tell the author is not experienced. Tbh many hobby writers that write fanfiction for fun have reached a higher level than this author.
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