After he found out I scored 698 on the college entrance exam, my online boyfriend from the game broke up with me.

“With scores like that, and she’s going into engineering? Bet she’s a total tank.”

He snickered as he joked with his roommates about how ugly I must be, forgetting to turn off voice chat.

Then one of our teammates raised his gun and lit him up.

“You messed with my direct junior? Tough luck, s*umbag.”

When the semester started and we met up in person, I stared at the 187-centimeter-tall heartthrob in front of me and fell silent.

No, seriously, bro. With a face like that, what gives you the nerve to call someone else a player?

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