Cheng You opened a bar in the city and worked until 5am every day. Across from him, a beautiful woman opened a breakfast shop that opened at 5am every morning.... more>>

Cheng You's subordinates knew that he would always go home and sleep after work and never had the habit of eating breakfast.

However, suddenly one day, after finishing work at 5am, their boss would run to the shop across the street every day.

The subordinates were curious and asked him, "Boss, what's so good at the shop across the street that you're risking your life to go eat there for an hour or two every day?"

Cheng You thought about the promiscuous woman who had been all over him the day before and replied, "p**sy."

He was going to eat the shop owner's p**sy.

(It's a story about a rough guy bar owner vs. a lustful woman breakfast shop owner, a one-on-one relationship, both still virg*ns~)

Tags: Simplified Chinese / High s*xual Content / One-on-One Relationship / Heteros*xual / Sweet Story.

About the Title: This phrase 直不起腰（H） is a slang term that is often used to describe feeling physically tired or sore after engaging in s*xual activity, particularly in the lower back area. The English translation of this phrase is "can't straighten my back (after sex)". <<less

Ying Ye Zhenshi- A student admitted to the Advanced Burturing High due to special circumstances.... more>>

Enrolled as a class D student, he would have to navigate his way around this unique environment, all while digging up information on the school’s rules.

Note: The MC does not have knowledge of the plot.

[A/N: I feel that COTE is cool, so I’m writing a book on it. The MC’s personality is a bit twisted and egoistical, and there are reasons for his assignment to class D. If interested in this premise, dive right in.] <<less

Han Tae-Sung, thought he was talented in video games and dreamt of turning his life around through BNW, but he would soon realize that life was not as easy as he thought it was.... more>>

He's betrayed by his comrades, hunted down by his enemies, and even chased by debts in real life. He lost everything in the blink of an eye and was thrown down a pit of despair.

What stood in his way? Talent, wealth, connections, and luck.

There was simply no way he could win against those born differently no matter how much he struggled.

However, armed with a second chance and a hidden class, Tae-Sung starts from scratch and embarks on a journey to redeem himself and exact revenge against his enemies. <<less

The impoverished young man Lin Feng accidentally activated the Super Divine Eye.... more>>

Which stock will rise?

Which mountain range hides a thousand-year treasure?

Which seabed conceals the sunken ship of the Pirate King?

Which solitary island harbors dinosaur eggs?

Where can the Nine Dragons Coffin be found?

He can see any secret in this world.

His identities are countless: Stock God, Super Tycoon, Archdemon, Savior... <<less

A very mediocre life.... more>>

Sex, looks and work: everything was similar to or less than the norm.

A truly boring and ordinary life.

Life would probably be like this until I die.

That’s what I’d thought, but…

Since that fateful encounter with the angel, my life has completely changed.

My cheat? Infinite Coins on Korea TV.

On the internet, I am the world’s richest man. <<less

My three Essentials for Surviving a Trouble-Filled World: Knowledge, Companions, and Financial Luck.

Since inheriting the zoo.
Xiang Qian’s waist is no longer sore, his legs are no longer sore, and he walks with BGM.
From the grasslands of Inner Mongolia to Siberia (Bear Country)...
From Madagascar to the Congo in Africa...
He have seen thousands of mountains and rivers along the way.
He have traveled from the south to the north, it didn't matter whether if it sunny or windy.... more>>

He can only say, that the charm of wild animals...
is beyond your imagination! <<less

Game Creator Chen Yan had the fortunate accident of coming across a game called [Yunyang Girlfriend].... more>>

Obviously from the title, it seems like a warm fuzzy game, however, Chen Yan did not go the usual route of being patient and waiting for daily items.

He went the money-spending route!

Chen Yan: “What is good about a girlfriend? Is it smelling the fragrance or the warmth around her?." <<less

The young man Orphen engages in money lending activities in the back streets of the commercial city of Totokanta, once he was known as one of the Tower of Fang's most promising black sorcerers. One day, Orphen was approached by Vulcan and Dortin, who had a very profitable money making scheme set up.... more>>

Under the guise of wealthy merchants, they set forth towards the Everlasting household to partake in a marriage fraud. But there was one problem, Vulcan's plan was full of holes, leading one of the sister's had found out about their plan too.

Then suddenly, a huge monster attacks the mansion. Among all the commotion one name rings out, Azalie. This monster was the what he was looking for five years, his older sister Azalie who transformed into a monster. <<less

Lying drunk on the beauty's knee, awakening to wield the power of life and death! When Chen Ha returns from prison, he fully awakens. All... more>> those who once looked down on him will grovel at his feet... <<less

A master of disguise, master of escape.... more>>

The genius swindler ‘Viper’, a death rower who turned over the empire, was approached by the tyrant of the battlefield, Grand Duke Hessen, one day.

“Hey, you’re gonna have to help me out a little.”

“How can I help you?”

“I’m going to try to go against the Emperor.”

“….what?”

“….well?”

The Imperial Shame, Mad Dog of the North, Tyrant of the Battlefield.

When even his brain is made of muscles, what can possibly be done?

“You must find a way to make me emperor. Otherwise, it’s just death.”

Caught by her eagerness to survive, it all rely on the likelihood of succeeding this extreme survival mission! Let’s turn this royal bastard into an emperor!

You know…we’re working, not dating, right?

“Do you hear that? My heart is beating like a crazy bastard when I’m with you. It’s a poisonous side effect, isn’t it?”

“……”

“And when I see you, this crazy wrist also flinches. I think it wants to touch you like this.”

Rexid’s hand on her back shook. I felt his fist clenched.

“In case you misunderstand, I am telling you, I don’t mean to want to grope you.”

“Ah, yes.” <<less

The Story of a Poor Lady Being Mistaken as the Saint ~When She Worked to Earn Money, She Ended Up With a Harem of Princes?!~... more>>

The poor lady, Sophia, turned to the world of adventuring because of her difficult life and lost said life inside a dungeon one day. However, in the very next moment, she returned to the moment she was born.

“I swear that I’ll earn so much money to live a normal life!”

With that earnest reason in mind, she refined herself, but why were all these princes gathering around her…?! <<less

Thousands of years ago, she was a young tree demon who fell in love with the Water God. After experiencing a tragic love that ended with the disappearance of the Water God, she lives alone in the present world and becomes the owner of the “Unceasing” dessert shop.... more>>

She brews a tea called “Fleeting Life,” and her shop attracts many peculiar customers. Each customer drinks her tea and shares their own story, tales filled with the heart-rending loves and hatreds of supernatural beings – a handsome and young cat demon falling in love with a fish, a visually stunning fox protecting a prophecy flower, a golden lion roaring to the heavens to save his beloved, a night butterfly warrior with a mysterious past hunting down demons… Every customer who visits the dessert shop has a story to tell.

Just like the Fleeting Life tea, their stories are filled with bitterness and sweetness, twists and turns. The tree demon owner is the one who listens to these stories. And she herself is also someone on a quest for tranquility. Her life has Zimiao, Jiu Jue, Ao Chi, Fatty, Skinny…in the end, where will they all head? <<less

Adolite, the son of an high priest, was destined to be cast down and eventually killed by a hero. When Adolite learns of this tragic end, he feels remorse and vows never to act out of personal gain or...... more>>

Rather, he decided to kill the hero.

Adolite's dream was to build a mountain of gold coins, and he would not give up on that by any means necessary.

Greedy and arrogant, the Adolite is determined to kill his nemesis, the hero, by overcoming every obstacle that stands in his way.

However, people who do not know his true intention at all are charmed by his undying will, and they begin to worship him as a saint.

"Adolite, please save us from our impotence and foolishness. ......"

The future high priest, a future villain, counts his gold coins and vigilantly targets the life of a hero. <<less

[If more than three people doubt the death, the soul will be saved.]... more>>

I was betrayed by my uncle and my trusted lover and stood in front of the guillotine.

Even if I die, I swore to avenge my enemies and sharpened my blade of revenge.

“I, Cassion Richte Petrora, cannot accept Diana’s death.”

I had my head decapitated, and when I opened my eyes, I returned to my 13 years old self.

I made a vow as I shed tears of joy.

“The revenge I was planning to avenge in hell, I will give it to you in this lifetime.”

***

The only thing I had was money, and what I didn’t have was people.

So, I gathered people with money…

“Let’s poison him, *cough*. You have a lot of money, so you can handle that, right?”

Said the twisted sickly prince,

“Are you sure you want to save the body? Can I open it?”

Said the doctor who was crazy about anatomy,

“Just give me the information. If you could do that, I will do anything for you.”

Said the clueless aunt who had no sense of justice and conscience, Zoe, in the presence of information.

“Be my disciple.”

Even the best con artist on the continent wanted to make me his disciple.

Somehow, I only gathered people who smelled like villains.

Will I be able to get my revenge on my enemies safely? <<less

A Virtual Reality game praised for its extreme difficulty. ... more>>

Hanseong was once a top-tier ranker, but got trapped inside the game which has lots of death flags!

It’s hard to survive with his current stats which are similar to that of a mob so Hanseong configures his status in order to achieve a high level of luck!

Obtaining skills from random boxes? Hitting the jackpot from the slot machine? A person overflowing with luck! So, can Hanseong safely clear this game by only relying on his luck? <<less

I accidentally changed the whole world, the resurrection of the dead, genetic variation, recovery of the qi, mountain and seas reborn, land and seas expanded and evil spirits have started to appear.... more>>

Ghosts are now commonplace. Some people now have three heads and six arms. Some people have obtained martial arts techniques and ordinary people are now just cannon fodder.

Fortunately, I have acquired an ability which can make various items mutate.

books into martial arts or cultivation manuals,

fruits into precious treasures of heaven and earth or poison that you can only imagine and...

weapons, that can split the earth or gain sentience! <<less

Everyone knew that Master Qiao Si stood for the word “ruthless” in City S.... more>>

No one dared to call him by name,

Even Master Qiao Si himself seemed to have forgotten his actual name.

At this point of life, Master Qiao Si thought he was capable of seeing through anything in the world,

Except for his half brother –

He’s willing to exchange anything he could afford for a look from Qiao Che.

Duan Heng, who came to serve him ten years ago,

A future star under his patronage and one of his pets,

Was also one of the “tributes” to Qiao Che.

However, this young man was like a loyal and handsome large puppy for him.

His bold love was almost addictive.

Momentary happiness, though it might be illusory, was nonetheless happiness.

Those feelings that should have been long forgotten started to come back…… <<less

This story is about an Evil God whose motto in life is: “As long as it’s on sale, buy it!”... more>>

Hmm… that’s not right…

This story is about a 10 year-old (self-proclaimed) prodigy whose motto is: “As long as it’s on sale, buy it even if it’s useless!!!”

Hmmm… that’s not right either…

Anyway, this dude gets thrown into another world after an asteroid almost decimated the Earth.

With just two measly books on ‘secret cultivation arts’ that he acquired… (yup you got it. It was on sale), how will he survive in this strange new place? <<less

In the capital, Elvark, there stands the 13-floor hotel built in Hanok style. I am Master Ruby from Midnight Blue Hotel.... more>>

…….. and the innkeeper #1 eliminated by the Villainous Top.

‘That could be me!’

「Crawl. And Swallow My Desire」. This place is the world of a BL webnovel with such a title.

“I can’t die like that. I’ll live until the time I poop on the wall.”

But it’s not easy.

The head of the rebel forces, the Villainous Top, is scheming treason in my hotel.

***

“Please tell me what you want. I shall have it placed into your hands.”

“Anything?”

“Anything. My Master Ruby.”

The head of the rebel forces and the Villainous Top, Eligos. There was something I want from him.

“Eligos. Stop the rebellion. You cannot become the Emperor.”

“In return, there is also something I want.”

Eligos, whose arm was wrapped around me, slowly stooped his head down, and we closely sensed each other’s breath. His firm fingers dazedly rubbed my lower lips. The moment I looked at Eligos with reddened eyes, his arm that had been on my waist tightened. Eligos, who laid me down on the bed in an instant, gave me a beautiful smile.

“Ruby. I wish for you to have me tonight.” <<less

Su Chen inherited a debt that could not be paid back in several lifetimes, and also came with a debt collection system that used lightning strikes every day to remind him to pay.... more>>

However, the task was very humane. Influencing the villain wives to understand that the world was full of love.

Maybe it was the Lord god who saw that he was too pitiful being single and specially saved him?

It was just that ... the wives were villains, either pe*verts or paranoid, either paranoid or inhumane ... this old minister can't do it ah!

System: 100,000-volt package waiting for you!

Villainess wife: What's a husband? I don't need one! Doesn't revenge taste good? Doesn't it feel good to kill the male and female protagonists? A real woman is a woman who turns the world upside down!

After Su Chen appeared:

Why should we follow the husband to the tomb? Come kiss and hug and raise high!  <<less

Four days ago, the evil god left the 《Unlimited Ghost Game》 and became the first player to ever leave the system.... more>>

Four days later, Su Li woke up in the real world, from an evil god feared by all ghosts, to a miserable social animal with a crippling debt.

Su Li, whose goal in life is to be a rich salted fish who can eat and sleep like a fool: “…”

*

Su Li began working at the Supernatural Section of the Bureau of Investigations as a delicate, weak, and timid intern.

A colleague of the Supernatural Team: “Damn, you’re so weak. Rest assured, the task of catching ghosts will never fall on you.”

Su Li: “Thank you; I’ll be relying on you then.”

Su Li quickly slipped away from the scene, but when he turned around, all of his teammates were eaten up by ghosts.

The malicious spirit proudly said, “Don’t worry, you’re next.”

Su Li: “…”

There was no choice; he could only roll up his sleeves and fight back.

While fighting, Su Li noticed something wrong. Why were all these powerful ghosts his old acquaintances from the game?

Those ghostly acquaintances were angry. “That dogsh*t system! Is this what you mean by an ordinary person deprived of power? Look at him beating me up, my head has been ripped off wuwuwu!!!”

Su Li slowly tidied up his sleeves and raised the corners of his lips, revealing an extremely gentle smile: “Going back on one’s words, system, you’re really… looking for death.”

**

He Duo, the new head of the He family.

It’s said that this person was neither a human nor a ghost. Not only does he have a venomous personality, but he also acts extremely crazily. In front of him, people would respectfully refer to him as He-shao, but behind his back, they would refer to him as the mad dog.

Then one day, he found out that he had a fiancé named Su Li.

He Duo’s lips raised slightly as he smiled as lightly ordered his subordinates: “Then just peel off his skin.”

*

Afterwards——

Su Li sat on a soft sofa, stepping on He Duo’s knee as he spoke, “If you want to stay by my side, that’s fine. But, are you obedient enough?”

*

“I love you.”

“I love you too, little puppy.” <<less

System 003 of the quick transmigration system bureau accidentally bound with a lonely soul. It thought the soul was a poor little girl who knew nothing, but every time she slaps the face, it hurts more and more.... more>>

…

“Host, what did you do, why are they lying on the ground?”

“They want to touch the pitiful me! They want to blackmail me! They want my little money!”

System: It turns out that the host is a weak chicken. It has to protect the host well then.

…

“Host, the palace treasury is too big, we can’t carry it, let’s forget it.”

Who knew that when it turned around, everything was gone.

“Host, why is the treasury missing?”

Shang Ling acted cute and pointed to the golds, silvers and jewellery in the space pocket, “Look, they didn’t just go out by themselves.”

System: I believed you!

“Ah, that’s not right, host, since when did you have a space pocket?”

“Always have, you just never ask me.”

System: So the clown here is me.

…

“Host, when did you have a photographic memory.”

“I always have it, you don’t?”

System: I am not worthy.

…

“Host, the male lead is dead…”

“Host, are you okay with this?”

Shang Ling dug the hole vigorously and kicked the male lead into the coffin in the pit.

“Men will only affect my progress of getting rich.”

“The most important thing to avoid if I want to get rich is emotion! Emotion is the number one taboo that will affect me from getting rich. Without a man in my heart, getting rich is naturally the goal!”

The MC is an emotionless woman. She wholeheartedly makes money and works for her goal. She is the most active in fights, never loses in group fights, has a lot of unreasonable plans, will abuse and beats scumbags, and does not forget to take advantage of the situation to loot money from each plane. <<less

Who is to judge right from wrong, and who is to judge the good from the bad? In this life, I don't want any rules,... more>> I just want to do whatever my heart desires. The secret lies in the clutches of my hands, watch me domineer. I am Zuo Xiaoduo, and I choose to walk down the unconventional paths. <<less

Ning Chao is a seemingly ordinary person.... more>>

But any vests he wears can easily ignite a storm in the industry.

He's not just a writer, but also an anchor and an artist, embodying a three-dimensional idol. His life is anything but ordinary.

Starting from scratch, Ning Chao adeptly shifts between various roles, amassing wealth along the way.

Yet, the challenges of managing his newfound fortune are overwhelming.

The day his vest is revealed, a trending search frenzy was sparked.

From then on, he's either losing his vest or on the path to doing so.

Ning Chao's team leader, Ming Ran, has never experienced a moment of peace since Ning Chao joined the team.

"Move, you money magnet!"

"He's here again, our star team member, causing a ruckus!"

"Today is bound to be a rollercoaster!"

"His grace is a painting prodigy! A national talent!"

"That anchor talks too much nonsense. So annoying. Can we please cancel his show?"

Later...

"It's you?" "It's still you?!" "Why is it always you?" "Seriously, you again?"

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This whimsical tale narrates the adventures of a fool constantly losing his vest – or, in this case, an idol enduring perpetual turmoil! As long as Ning Chao perseveres in his hard work, he's destined for success.

[A short explanation of losing his vest: Any persona/ Artist name that Ning Chao chooses to go by, as an author/artist/idol, will eventually be revealed to be him behind it] <<less