Little Prodigal Alliance Head (and Cook)


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It’s about a girl, that transmigrated into the body of a infamously known (but hardly anyone has ever seen ‘him’ with their own eyes) martial arts genius &male playboy, but the body is actually female?!

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Tang Doudou fell asleep in a hotel and woke up surrounded by prostitutes dressed in ancient style clothing. Concluding that it must be a prank reality TV show, what does she do? Of course she puts on a show worth watching! But when the wrong actors crash through the roof and the sword swung at her turns out to be real, Tang Doudou must fight against being captivated by the charm of the beautiful men *wipes drool* and explain her innocence! “I was just passing by to buy soysauce!”

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Other people’s Alliance Heads are unrivaled in the lands, with an incomparable domineering air. With a shake of their arm they could cause a thousand waves to ripple throughout Jianghu.

Tang Doudou practically wants to flip the table!

Cook, warm the bed, warm the bed, cook… She’s completely been caught up in a goddamned cycle!

After she finishes she still has to ask a phrase of husband-sama are you pleased?

Uncle could endure but Auntie can’t endure!

“Wife has worked hard. A moment in the spring night is worth a thousand pounds of gold, when we get home this husband will give you a massage!” This demonically charming black-bellied man’s phoenix eyes flashed as he smiled with a completely harmless expression.

Tang Doudou looked to the sky speechless, …

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Jaehaerys rated it
February 16, 2017
Status: c11
OK, so I don't like to give bad reviews of stories until they have a good amount of chapters. I've read 11 chapters and come to a conclusion about this story. Personally it isn't in my tastes, but I understand how it appeals to others. The main character is an airhead that is transmitigrated to a body in the past/alternate universe past. Instead of being some OP female assassin / doctor variant, she seems to be a normal person, albeit seemingly low on IQ. All her actions don't make any... more>> logical sense to me, and feels like a comedic convoluted chaos. It was funny at first but I quickly got tired of the hot mess she seemed to become. Basically a hoe for hot men. While I understand people who are extremely attractive causing some thirst, but does the MC have to become trash and a thirsty hoe around them once she sees their faces. Although she identified as a female, I think she is a male? Not exactly sure, I think the body she is in is male. All I can do is facepalm.
My issue with her name.

I think this story was meant to be comedic, but it goes over the top for me. And don't even get me started on the name. I am a native Chinese speaker (parents are Chinese), but I can't read and write, and I find the name she gave so cringey. Tang Doudou. Duo on its own can mean bean, but when two are put together it sounds like slang for a pimple or zit. Add in Tang which reads like candy, all I get is Candy Pimple. She isn't the one who wants to flip the table I'm the one who is practically flipping tables.

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Biah_belle rated it
February 15, 2017
Status: c12
Not sure if she's a guy or a girl yet, because when she thought to reach to her crotch to confirm, everyone got super triggered cuz they though she was jerking off to their leader.

However so far, her reactions are pretty funny for a transmigrator, so it's worth a read. She's the "average citizen" type of transmigrator, not an expert assassin or anything.
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May 20, 2017
Status: c44
Um, no. The protagonist does NOT have a male body after transmigration. The protagonist is female. She transported into the identity of a female who is cross dressed as a male. So she is known to everyone as a male (despite being female). I didn't even realize people found it to be ambiguous.

Anyways since thats clear, this story is pretty good so far. Fun, almost shameless heroine.
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Shinygold13 rated it
October 22, 2017
Status: c34
I'm the kind of person who is partially influenced by ratings. Partially because personal interest always trumps whatever views others have of a certain subject. For example, in NU, I usually don't read novels with a 3.9 and below rating, even a 4.0 is already treated with a cold-shoulder but this time PAH's rating is completely thrown out of the window for 2 reasons. First, the genres because I don't read love stories of homos*xual couples as the main plot. Knowing there's only a shounen-ai subplot tag heightened my interest... more>> since reason no. 2, the synopsis, is intriguing to say the least.

So I dove in and did not regret it.

Personally, I think the reason this got low ratings is probably because of mismatched expectations such as it being a BL but finding out in the later chapters that... it's not. Now, I can't vouch for sure that the later chapters will be amazing because at the moment of this writing, I'm only on Chapter 34 but what I've read so far impressed me enough to give a review.

The premise of the story focused on a transmigrated woman masquerading as a man and this disguise is not as flimsy as the usual gender bender facade e.g. bindings around the chest. Aside from this unique circumstances, our MC also did not inherit the previous body's memories and so, she has to wade through the present affairs without any inkling of the invisible bombs she might trigger with her modernist mindset. You might think the comedy tag is because of her ensuing dumb actions and the usual cutesy look to earn the ML's love such as what happened in The Eunuch is Pregnant but that is not the case here. Indeed, our beloved MC is a fish out of the water but what she lacks in information, she makes up in wit and utter shamelessness. She's not a genius yet the brilliance of her mind makes her a formidable opponent against those who wish to bring her down.

To conclude, PAH is a unique gem befitting a five star rating and if you find yourself hesitating, why not try this little beanbean? After all, there's a lot of overrated novels out there that deliver a minimal storytelling and a bland protagonist. Since the translation is excellent and the story flow is paced well plus a character you can actually put your shoes in, this is a guaranteed entertaining read. <<less
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Liune rated it
December 25, 2017
Status: c50
The rating is my personal opinion... it's about a female which was transmigrated to a genderconfusing (male or female now?) body.

The MC is no genius or something, but a 'normal' girl that is on the low IQ side and creates chaos and misunderstandings everywhere~, in my opinion she is useless too, having the body but no matrial arts or memory whatsoever from the previous owner.

Her actions itself don't make any sense either, so it can be really confusing to some readers.

Cooking isn't focused so don't expect it to be detailed... more>> about food. <<less
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May 1, 2017
Status: c10
From my perspective there are 2 important part to describe this unique novel,

  1. Other world Transmigration: MC was identified "herself" as straight "woman" before transmigrated to another 'historical/ancient chinese style' world where martial art is something.. You know right? AS someone else but same face as her previous world. Her brain and mind refuse to accept the situation immediately and luckily off from bad situation.
  2. Gender Bender : What is her gender before transmigrated to other world? Not clear whether she was a genuine female (chromosome XX) or a transwoman (Male at birth - XY). Author gave strange ambiguous hints which could lead to both. After transmigrated, she have male body.
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Anonymousse rated it
September 16, 2018
Status: c60
just a drama comedy novel. maybe 90% drama + 10% comedy which sometimes not even funny at all.

lots of dragging plot, less actions n decisiveness.

MC hv low IQ n always had a pervert mind about goodlooking people, both men n women like shes on aphrodisiac. Also easily manipulated, take advantages of, or schemed by literally everyone. from her enemies, her friends, her followers, even from the male lead.

... more>> the title alliance head pretty much have no value in the story, even his followers can insults, antagonist her, or scheme openly.

and the cook... dun even mention that. it only there bcoz MC have a bit cooking skill. not much help or important in the plot tho.

The story is about a low IQ girl who works at entertainment industry transmigrated to the body of a crossdressing girl who famous for her nefarious act that supposedly died by poison. so this is a straight novel, not yaoi. <<less
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Gsichtselfmeter rated it
March 20, 2018
Status: c50
This is a weird novel. It mixes gender bender, harem/back yard politics, wuxia, internet slang and cooking and is written/translated really well, but the author just fails the gender bender part. All the time the MC (who everyone should treat as a man) acts cutely like a girl, and everyone is ok with it. It would be fine if that happens after the MCs secret gets found out, but if it happens before its just creepy.

The novel is not quite clear if the MC is a girl in a boys... more>> body or not. Answer here:

MC is a girl in a girls body. No penis.

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DeepSeaLove rated it
April 27, 2018
Status: c143 part2
From what I have read so far, I expected that it will be a story that involves more cooking but it much more inclined in the happenings of Jianghu, only few scenes or chapters involves cooking. Then after that MC will encounter badluck everywhere when she is separated with the ML.


I thought it would have comedic atmosphere because of the genre. But because the MC can't recognize her enemies because she doesn't have the memories of the previous owner of the of the body it made me feel depressed.
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Drasna rated it
August 4, 2018
Status: c10
The Female lead is a very quirky character. She is unsure of her gender but hoping that she remains the same before transmigration, yet unlikely, and there confused. I think it's worth a read as some parts are pretty funny. I wonder if she will have any 'super' powers or moves.

Will be continuing on in the story to see the developments.
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