I am an XXXL Con***

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I am an XXXL cond*m

But because I am too big, no one had bought me, until one day…

Someone finally set their hands on me!

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我是一个超大号的套套
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Asphyxia778
Asphyxia778 rated it
January 31, 2022
Status: c14
I saw the title and went wtf and that made me go read this novel. This is super hilarious and fun.

My god I haven't read such a bizarre premise being delivered so hilariously ever. This is going to my favorites lol.

Believe me you will enjoy it
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Uyyedame
Uyyedame rated it
December 17, 2021
Status: Completed
A romantic love story between a male god and his beloved XXXL cond*m.

The very smutty story of a male god jacking it off with a magical XXXL cond*m, and a voyeur that feels all of it by feeling what the cond*m feels. ML isn’t scum man, he be pure at love, his v**ginity shed with the magic of a XXXL cond*m that has the conscience of his white moonlight.

Aya... MC is straight, but to be frank, it’s kind of erot*c on how you see him reach enlightenment with a XXXL... more>> d*ck whenever he gets f*cked by the ML whenever he’s feeling it as the cond*m.

Though, reminder: this ain’t sh*t that’s some ideal romance, it’s hot steamy smut with cute love. <<less
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otterism
otterism rated it
March 26, 2022
Status: c30
Here's my honest review:

This is a very amusing time waster with a crazy, ridicious plot but nothing more than that. Pairing dynamic is extremely typical for the genre; you've seen this exact MC (clueless, straight shou) and ML (perfect in every way, kind when he wants to be, possessive gong) done a thousand times before.

The smut is mildly better than others I've read but it's a low bar to reach and this comes uncensored. Loses several points though for multiple instances of dubious/non-consent. MC is primarily motivated to return to... more>> normal and has little other choice, which is his key reason for encouraging ML. When things go too far for MC to handle, ML doesn't know what the word "stop" means and will either end up on top of him or press him into inescapable corners. Just because someone may initiate a s*xual act doesn't mean they have to go all the way through with it, and that's a lesson not everyone seems to realize.

The writing otherwise can only be described as "eh". There are at least two long chapters in the middle that cut off the flow by going over every single event again but in ML's perspective. The surprise (?) backstory between MC and ML is dumped on you in a single chapter without actually being organically integrated into the plot, it's just info that the author suddenly wanted to give to you. Other plot twists had very little impact, but I guess these things can slide when nobody is reading this novel for an actual plot anyway.

Many thanks to the translator, but after the novelty of "man transforms into a cond*m" wears off this novel + pairing just wasn't my cup of tea. <<less
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Holdingbreaths
Holdingbreaths
May 3, 2022
Status: Completed
A MUCH better story than the synopsis would lead you to believe. Funny, surreal and incredibly smart, the wtf-plot convinces you really quick that it does make sense. We had a few characters that were introduced but never actually used, leaving the final product a bit... unfinished? But overall, a great reading. I registered just to give this review!
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Ac1dify
Ac1dify rated it
March 25, 2022
Status: c31
At the time of this review, I have just finished reading chapter 31.

...I feel like I have stumbled upon a fragment of ancient, eldritch knowledge, something that is not meant to be seen by human eyes. My emotions rapidly switch between giddiness, amazement, and second hand embarrassment.

10/10, I love every second of this emotional rollercoaster.
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sanlang3003
sanlang3003 rated it
February 23, 2022
Status: c21
Translation: Great quality!

Story: What a plot twist right from the start! Haha this is such a funny premise - how do people even come of with this stuff??
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Xiao Yu's consciousness somehow gets transferred to a cond*m at night when he goes to sleep & ends up being used by his handsome classmate. Well, turns out this classmate has the hots for him. Anyway, the plot is silly but fun! It's hilarious as we start to see how the classmate tries to woo Xiao Yu (who identifies as a straight dude). Xiao Yu might not be straight for long!

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CandyApples
CandyApples rated it
December 31, 2022
Status: c41
Uhm... MC is a human for starters, his consciousness only gets transferred when he sleeps, but when he wakes up he is well rested and lives his normal day to day life. ML is someone he knew before the whole incident.

It's surprisingly good if you want smutty romance, but the MC being "straight" is a pain as other reviewers have said, it's a bit ick. Just turn your brain off and enjoy the comedy parts honestly. I meant to rate it 4 stars for this reason but I miscl**ked so... more>> oh well.

Anyway, I came here to say one thing. For those who already read the novel (bc this will probably bother your whole reading experience just thinking about it) :

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The MC is kinda not too bright. Like, hear me out here, being a pack of cond*ms is actually a superpower. Forget ever getting it to end, just buy it and take it home. Then set up entertainment like movies or even educational videos or whatever.

You can watch movies all night long and have your entire day to do productive stuff. Or you could study at night and party all day- especially good for last minute cramming as well. You can record videos of yourself presenting/ reading revision content and rewatch lectures by putting everything into one playlist on YouTube or something. You could even be like- movie, lecture, flashcards, TV show. You can learn Morse or binary or French in your sleep! Heck, I'd be learning standard Chinese.

Like it's basically a cheat, who would ever want it to stop? You'd get used to it after a while as well so it'd seem less weird over time. Plus it's not like it negatively impacts his sleep or health. Man, please let me become a pack of cond*ms in my sleep instead hahaha.

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dday0425
dday0425 rated it
May 19, 2022
Status: c45
I came here expecting comedic erotica, but got rom-com instead.

the plot is novel and interesting, but the author doesn't seem to be generous with the smut? Honestly, the smuts here are too few and mild. It can be counted with one hand. For a smut novel with 45 chapters long, including an extra, this amount is too pitiful. 😭 Reading other reviews, I wonder if I am too greedy? But I expected more from that 10 packages of cond*m.

Characterwise, this is probably one of a few stories that I am... more>> convinced the MC is straight. His reaction was on point. I'd be as flabbergasted finding myself become a cond*m and my first experience was to do oral s*x for a man. His enlightenment process was seriously too hardcore. 😂 If not for ML being so proactive in chasing his wife, I don't think he will ever be bent in this life and probably got traumatized to death. By the way, the ML is really interesting. He is nimble-witted and very capable of taking advantage of his chances. He also respected MC's opinions a lot, despite he couldn't help it sometimes. Overall, It is a fun read! I enjoyed reading it a lot. <<less
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Devrai
Devrai rated it
May 2, 2022
Status: c45
Surprisingly good story for a smut/yaoi tag.

MC is a student, recently fired from his part time job cause he ordered the wrong items... 100 boxes of xxxl cond*ms. To make it up he bought them back but missed one box. A system then bound him to that box and when ever MC falls asleep his consciousness will transfer in this box. This will stay so until someone buys this box and uses it all up. He is not allowed to buy that box, get someone else to buy it or... more>> interfere in another way.

Coincidentally this box of cond*ms got bought by his senior which is trying to conduct a research to answer a question on his research app "how does it feel to wear a cond*m". So he went and did try it while watching a video and moaning the name of his junior he fell in love with....

It is a Surprisingly cute story mixed in this smut feast. The focus still lies on smut and the feelings MC endures while being in cond*m mode.

It's a fun story for in-between. <<less
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aiwainaah
aiwainaah rated it
January 5, 2022
Status: c9
this is hilarious. Pure crack premise treated with impressive attention. The leads have a very cute dynamic irl but MC is oblivious as hell which makes his narrative even funnier. Can't wait to see where this goes lmao
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enaillig
enaillig rated it
January 1, 2022
Status: c9
At first I was weirded out by the reviews, like how would a man fck a cond*m? Then I just went ahead with it and lmao, it works.... more>>
Spoiler

so basically what happens is that the MC is actually a person, he just suddenly turned into a cond*m and in order to become normal again, the entire box of XXXL cond*ms must be used up lmaooo

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If you're familiar with the movie Sausage party, where the food on the shelves has its own consciousness waiting to be bought by someone, then that's how it's like. Both dreads to be eaten... except that instead of taking a darker turn it's delivered in a hilarious and smutty way. Our protagonists is just pretty chill with everything, by that I meant he already turned into a cond*m, what more couldn't he come into terms with? His interactions with the ML is super cute and it's funny how he thinks he schemes but he's just actually delivering himself into the tiger's mouth.

Highly recommended if you want a refreshing read, no dog blood dramas (i think?). Just enjoy the fluff and the smut.

Hail the translator that upon stumbling decided to share this masterpiece with us. <<less
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YUYUGOO
YUYUGOO rated it
December 13, 2021
Status: c7
I Love this Novel, It's so funny and has a good smut with a fluff. Hope the Translator will keep translating more cuz I'm getting thirsty for more!
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JaqiONwbqi
JaqiONwbqi rated it
July 23, 2022
Status: Completed
I put off reviewing this because I simply dont know what to say but-

5 stars!!!! 5 STARS!!! so good!!!!! comedy is good! backstory is good! characters are good! H is good! plot is good!!!!! everything good!!!!!!

I cant believe I am genuinely in love with something this s*upid but... This story makes me feel warm inside (and no! not that way!)

From MC becoming a box of cond*ms, to learning to love... the rollercoaster of laughing, blushing and crying... I honestly cant figure out how this story managed to get both... more>> H, Fluff AND Comedy and make it a genuine good story still.

I cant say much about our ML without giving away something big, but I love him so much.

Take all of this with a grain of salt, its been a few months since I read this (i put this review off for sooo long lol) so I might be somewhat clouded by early-nostalgia and not remembering small parts that might have been annoying.

But I think the fact that just looking back on this makes me want to cry and laugh and contemplate life all at once still is a good sign for how much I enjoyed it.

A must read! its a hidden gem (behind a box of cond*ms) <<less
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Pitchouille
Pitchouille rated it
June 29, 2022
Status: --
Better than I thought it would be. Minus a star because some scenes came off as r*pey ... more>>
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for example MC saying OK as long as you don't put it in, ML agreeing but putting it in anyway. ML not backing off at the word no or stop. Usually if the main CP contains dubcon/noncon I'd be way too uncomfortable to continue but in this case I still found the s*x scenes enjoyable. Careful tho, some of the stuff ML says during s*x can easily come off as harsh or mocking, but I don't think it was meant to be abusive since the MC didn't mind it at all and was even into it. ML is just pe*verted and c*cky. As long as the MC didn't feel bullied, I'm ok with it. The MC also wasn't too proud/shy to hide how good he felt which is a bonus since 99% of the case the bottom won't explicitly say that they had a good time and will only complain that their ass hurts. In real life tho that kinda dubcon sh*t wouldn't be acceptable, obviously. If your partner won't respect a simple "no", run far away and never look back.

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Another thing I was a bit miffed about:

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one side character has a crush on ML and admits it to him, only to completely lose interest once it's revealed that both are gong (top). Listen I know this is just a bl comedy, probably meant to be a fun joke "haha cute doe eyed character who is the typical bottom is also a top so it was never meant to be!!" but I still didn't like it much. Came out as close-minded and a bit superficial in my opinion. I felt like the author pretty much implied a gay relationship won't work if it isn't a strict top x bottom dynamic just like heteros*xual relationship with a man f*cking a woman and both sticking to that role until the end. Real gay relationships aren't like that. Sure some people will only top and others only bottom, but most of the time this stuff doesn't matter and people (while still having a preference) will just switch and enjoy themselves without caring much as long as they have good time with their partner. I know I'm nitpiking but I felt like it had to be said.

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Other than that it was a fun read. MC is very likable. He's your typical "straight but not actually straight kinda homophobic dense mf" protag but it didn't take him forever to realize he was gay and the process didn't feel too sudden or forced which was neat. For the ML it took me a while to warm up to him espcially since he's the cold pushy kind but in the end he was ok. A 6/10. Also, barely any side characters, heavy focus on the main cp. A good quick read. <<less
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Ritsuka
Ritsuka rated it
May 30, 2022
Status: Completed
Just like everyone, I did a double take after reading the title and then sneakily added it to my reading list expecting some non stop good smut. (So don't worry lol you guys are not alone)

But while I got some good smut, I also got a cute romance and pure comedic gold at that. Idk how many time I had to control myself from smiling goofily and laughing out aloud reading this. Its a first person perspective and by my experience so far, such novels end up being great... more>> and this was no exception to that! <<less
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SilverGalaxy90
SilverGalaxy90 rated it
January 8, 2022
Status: c10
Sooo hillarious. And despite the shocking title, this story is not just p*rn, but a very well written story with a good plot. If you ever read 'Bark' the tone is similar to this one.

The MC's inner thought is a riot and he's a very likeable guy. The ML is OP. They make a great couple 💓
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natsume142
natsume142 rated it
December 18, 2021
Status: c8
This is hilarious and ingenious at the same time. I cant wait for more. Atm, the story are great and the relationship between MC and ML are blossoming?
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Sporky
Sporky rated it
May 21, 2023
Status: c45
During most encounters, the MC is not consenting and/or the ML is constantly stepping over his boundaries. I read to the end because I was hoping for a trusting and respectful relationship to develop,
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but the final consummation (the buildup of the entire story!) was a r*pe. MC directly says no multiple times.

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I was attracted by the funny premise, and there were certainly parts I enjoyed, but overall this work was very saddening.
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SavingRemedy94
SavingRemedy94 rated it
July 30, 2022
Status: Completed
Yes, I was drawn to this story by the title and utter weirdness of the description. I’m embarrassed to admit that I really enjoyed it. The quirky plot was ridiculous, but it all made sense. The smut itself was fantastic and very hot. If you are looking for something on the steamy side, give this story a try. It was also filled with fluff and sweetness. There wasn’t any deep psychological or philosophical crises.

Perhaps the ML came off a bit forceful, but I think he mainly respected the MC’s boundaries.... more>> There wasn’t the usual r*pe to love trope we find in most of these types of novels. I guess I wouldn’t consider this story to be r*pe since the MC is literally a box of cond*ms and he knows exactly what that entails. It’s very obvious from the plot description and story title that the MC is going to be used in such a manner. However, if you are easily triggered by lack of consent, perhaps you should skip this one. <<less
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HiddenHermit
HiddenHermit rated it
September 14, 2023
Status: Completed
The story was okay at first but then it gets better as it progresses. A system causes MC, Gu Xiaoyu, to turn into a box of cond*ms when he falls asleep. ML, Lou Shumo, ends up buying MC for research. This leads to their happy ending as a couple.

Although, ML is mostly an upright person, he will use deception to gain MC's affection and body. Yeah, ML is a pe*vert but some raunchiness is expected based on the story's title.

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Spoiler

MC and ML attend the same university and live in the same apartment building. ML was in love with MC. When he found out MC's secret, he used it to get closer to MC and do pe*verted stuffs to him.

SPOILER...

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ML has loved MC since high school when they dated online. However, during that time MC thought ML was a female. ML was worried MC would dislike him so he broke up with MC saying they would meet at A University if they were fated.

OTHER SPOILER...

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ML used to be able to hear the voices of inanimate objected. The system was an object that ML had saved in the past. To repay ML's kindness, the system set up for MC and ML to be together.

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