I was enlightened.

From (I forgot how much, I only know the sum is 3000) great dao and small dao, the MC enlighten me about the profoundness of...

MOVING BRICKS DAO

I understood how small I am against this immense world as even a punk year younger than me can be more enlightened than me, this great wizard.

Well enough with the cringe but it's truly a good story with some cute brain holes and few suspicious points

I swear by my non existent manhood

A novel-verse PARODY of tyrant ceo trope. It's so much fun seeing all the tyrant CEO cast in the troubled side of pond for once (I suspect the author made the ML a bottom as a revenge for every poor shous out there that suffered in the hands of a tyrant ceo). It feels so refreshing. It feels... cathartic. BTW, it's raining mengness when the little baby is born. I was literally smiling from ear to ear the entire 2 chapters reading about the baby.

TLDR; Are you tired of the... more>> ever OP, ever perfect "Tyrant CEO gong" scums? Then read this to see them being messed up... and became bottoms LOL.

Too bad there's no fanwai but the entire read is a fun and hilarious ride. It's SATIRE people. Get a humor bone and don't take this seriously else you will miss the whole point of the author poking on various stereotypes in transmigration webnovels and otherwise get disappointed like that other reviewer. <<less

Before you read any of the reviews, please do keep in mind that this story is a comedy/satire. :) It reverses and exaggerates the overbearing CEO gong and white face shou trope.
In other words this is a story about an overbearing CEO who was turned into a shou (no longer so overbearing I guess), and a white face super strong shou (or so was in the original story since this is happening in a world of a book), who is actually a gong.

I mean the little white face MC can lift stuff that six strong adult men have trouble lifting like it's a piece of paper.

I saw reviews saying that the story is not believable/accurate - and guess what? IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE. (O_<)

I mean everybody knows that babies don't feed on close contact of their parents okay? And male pregnancy is not sth that happens irl anyways so I don't know why anybody would think that this story should abide by logic and laws of nature. I mean, it has an mpreg tag okay? Of course it would not be 100% realistic. And it's not like the characters can fly or shoot laser beams from their eyes, so I think that the logic in this story is not something to make a fuss over. (°▽°) As for the fact that the ML has a drastic change in tastes or whatever, like him listening to motherly songs. It's honestly not even that unbelievable. I mean obviously it's not like if you get pregnant your likes and dislikes are going to change but he liked metal (or sth like that) music before. At this point in the story (the very beginning basically) he is feeling unwell all the time so changing from metal that can be difficult to listen when you have a headache sometimes, something more peaceful can obviously be more soothing. Although of course - this is also an exaggeration. ;) It's a really funny and interesting story so do give it a go! &Lt;3

Take just about every trope you can think of... reverse it.... and you'll get this masterpiece! I nearly died laughing!!

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I am so disappointed.

I read the first chapter and thought about how nice it was to write the story from the gong perspective. However, they ruined it by changing the shou so much. Starting of as a gong, Lu Mingshi is a determined and powerful individual who is labeled as The Boss. But just because he had s*x with a gong they changed him into being easily swayed by emotions and being petty. They also change his usual habit of enjoying metal music to liking motherly songs from The Maternal... more>> and Child Channel. Why? Just because you are pregnant doesn't miraculously change you to a better person and better parent and they certainly don't change your likes and dislikes. Its only like a week at most since he had s*x with the gong, why make such drastic changes? Plus, why is he feeling sick for? A pregnancy doesn't actually make you feel queasy until you are 3 months into the pregnancy and sometimes you don't feel queasy at all.

I know people like to read positive stories but my only wish is that they could at least make them more accurate.

I'm really disappointed in this story. <<less

I'm still at c33 BUT I CAN'T I HAVE TO REVIEW God I'm losing my mind!!! This novel is entirely crack. Everybody is ridiculous (and possibly doing c*ke when off screen idk). There's Mpreg, some made up ridiculous biology to testify how Mpreg works, bed being sawed, anti-physics (gravity) movement, peeking at peepees in the comfort room (and subsequently losing confidence for being undersized), "My dream is to be a brick mover", trauma from spanking, etc.

Reading this was like rewatching Gintama, except it's BL. Maybe that's why my humour is... more>> so dubious. A Parody indeed.

I love the ML lol. At first glance, he's the typical cold-hearted domineering gong but after the first chapter, this 1.9 m tall man is shown to be the shou, and such a Green tea bit*h too lmao. The MC is off his rockers (and the law of physics doesn't work on him). The side characters have their own ridiculous traits. This novel knows it's tr*sh and is proud for being tr*sh-- it's so shameless, how could I not like it? 11/10

Translations could be improved but I know the translator is doing God's work so jiayou!!✧◝ (⁰▿⁰) ◜✧ <<less

I don't understand why people are rating this novel so low and commenting on how nonsensical it was when they know it's under the comedy genre and there's even a parody tag on it, like what would they expect from that, of course there would be some nonsensical stuff and it'll be "just for the laughs". If you don't like that kind of genre then you should go to the drama section and read the tags. Don't rate it too low just because it ain't your taste and you didn't... more>> even read the tags, it'll affect some readers who wants to read it but backs out because of the ratings.

Anyways, to anyone who is about to read this, It's really a good novel if you're someone who just want to laugh and take a break from all the serious stuff and dog blood novels, that's all ciao~ <<less

-this novel is a parody for the rich president x transmigrated into side character and end up pregnant trope-

All laws physics and logics will not be taken into consideration for this novel. So yeah don't expect logical thinking. Its just full of humours how the MC work hard to

This novel is. Absolutely. Refreshing.

It's a parody of the typical tyrant president/CEO gong x runaway shou with a bun.

I really like the dynamic of the main CP, they both are cute. The plot is shallow and logic is non-exsistent, really nice if you want something light and comedy.

MC is too OP in a very nonsensical way. XD

Basically, world revolves around him.

But surprisingly there's many wise words here. And truth to be told, this story gimme an enlightenment about.. That.. Divine Dao of the great brick.

I see the world (BL world) different from the time I read this..

UwU

Hmm... I give it 2 stars.

The reason? It's too silly and nonsensical. The writing comes off as lazy.

Yes, it's supposed to be comedic, but honestly, the story could've been written into something very fluffy, cute and funny without it being so dumb. The potential was there. Yes, a lot of the comedy was actually quite funny, but I would've liked a bit more substance to the story and not so much just silly comedy.

I'll admit, silly comedies are not normally my cup of tea, but if it is yours, then... more>> you might actually quite enjoy this. Because like I said, there are some really funny parts. I just don't like it when everything is meant to be funny. Even the narrator admitted the MC is unscientific.

I think what makes me so disappointed in this story is that there was so much potential wasted. Yes, the premise was comedic to begin with, but like I said, not everything in the story has to be funny and silly for it to be a good comedy. There needs to be a balance. <<less

I'm actually surprised that the rating is kinda low it should be at least 4.2

The story itself not bad at all.
What do you expect honestly the story match the title, summary and tags.
The first story that I what I was expecting truly happened and I'm not dissapointed at all.

5/5 that's all I can say,

Ngl this is the longest mtl I have ever done, if you only read the first chapters it can be quite too early to judge.

As you might have guess MC is a golden thigh himself he doesn't need someone to support him at all, his looks, his abilities, his skiils, his luck all of them are op, typical MC protagonist. His personality in fact is very nice, caring and responsible

And for the ml, his development showed. He was kinda grumpy or might sound arrogant but after a while he gone soft for MC and that's very cute, holy shit.

For the "love rivals" they're just a third wheel honestly be there just to get nothing lmao.

This is not the best story i've ever read but this is not dissapointing at all, it deserve 5/5 for the laugh and cute misunderstanding. Most part of the story are fluff.

Another reminder, don't treat this as serious story.

Author had a good premise but the dramatic overt change of the ML into basically a village shrew from a self made, independent, CEO was too much and not believable or likable.

First of all, THIS STORY IS MEANT TO BE A PARODY.

So, you don't need human logic to understand the plot because the setting is a buggy world.

Also, the MC is the most powerful person in that world because he's a bug, but that OPness doesn't make the plot disgusting, it even made it funnier.

So, quit your yapping because this novel is a Rom-Com, not sci-fi. Don't ask why a certain drug could make a guy pregnant, don't ask how the MC's infinity size pen*s fit inside the ML's ass, or... more>> why the doctor said that the MC and the ML need close contacts to nourish the baby.

Like I said, it's a parody of s**tty shou's who got pregnant after s*x, then being chased by the pe*vert gong. (Except, this one is on reverse mode.) <<less

Definitely an amazing, humorous, and a fluffy ride!

As this is a different take on a usual transmigration --- ceoXMC trope, I enjoyed the whole time reading this. I might be exaggerating, but I was almost laughing every chapter!

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And, I ADORE HOW THE MAIN COUPLE ARE SO RESPECTFUL AND LOVING TOWARDS EACH OTHER AND TO THEIR LITTLE BUNS

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The side chapters are also amusing and their children are just so cuteee. Ugh, they're an adorable family UwU

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Overall, it's a must read if you want to read a light, logic (less), questionable, humorous, lighthearted, and a amiable love story!

(Note: I really don't mind how logicless this is, instead I loved it and enjoyed the premise of the story) <<less

A light, fluffy, crack-headed, brainless novel. The translation is a little bit confusing in some parts, but its not bad. The MC is... an idiot? But his reactions are so hilarious and s*upid whenever he meets plot characters. I didn't really like how their relationship started out, but the build up is well paced. Just don't use your brain when you read this.

I didn't know it was translated. I have read it earlier. It's a parody, it shouldn't be taken seriously.

Usual plot with overbearing CEOs generally go like this

Shou has a one night stand with Gong--> shou gets pregnant--> Shou runs with the ball forced by circumstances --> Gong doesn't know anything --> shou returns with a kid --> gong falls in love (the shou probably was in love/ is in love now) --> gong doesn't know who the father is, shou hides it -->Gong finds out and gets together with the... more>> shou. I skipped the torture parts, the shou is usually tortured.

here they reverse it, the MC (gong) is actually the vicious villain who hinders love. When he transmigrates, he has a one night stand and starts running away. The ML (shou), the overbearing CEO chases him with the ball. <<less

this was really fun to read especially the first half... the MC transmigrates into a novel the day the org body owner drugged the novels villain and slept with him getting preggo and forced him to marry... the MC transmigrates at that moment and since he gets drugged too instead of being the bottom as the original he tops the ML!!!! at this point everything is reversed in the original story lol with the ML ending up getting preggo... its really funny with the first half the ML trying to... more>> get together with his scummy baby daddy and the MC running away to live his dream life as a construction worker and move bricks to his hearts content.

during this time the MC encounters all the other important characters from the book and also ends up somewhat famous... after the MC finds out the ML is pregnant the story takes a more cute and fluffy tone along with the comedy.

this novel has absolute no logic, no common sense and no real plot... like someone mentioned its like a parody and just a reverse on all tropes you'd find in the usual CEO scum gong x reincarnated rabbit shou with a bun.

so if you're looking for something deep this is not for you but if you're looking for a good laugh this is it!

be warned its full of flaws and nonsensical crap but its all part of the novels comedy at least IMO. <<less

Aight, I love reading crack fics. And I also enjoy stories where they overthrow tropes and clichés and make parodies out of it. But this is just distateful. I just felt sad for the ML. Like in the stories, there's that one character that retains their sanity to question everything wrong and to set the comedic part of the story but as far as I read, I see no one with a brain cell, which just gave me a headache and a foul mood.

If you want to read something funny... more>> and comedic to pick up your mood, I suggest getting far away from this. If you're a masochist, feel free to read it.

The translation is good tho, kudos for that.

Mild rant:

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Like LMAO sh*t like this gets completely translated while hidden gems stays hidden coz they were last updated 2 years ago, like if I only have the time and ability to translate I would do it but well

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From the top, make it drop.

Domineering presidents turns into power bottoms.

Here, we have our gong with “infinite” size PP? Hahaha how does that work?

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There was a part where the ML asked the MC about his pen*s size because he wanted to customize a cond*m for him because his PP is to big.

Our MC doesn't know his size at all, so, he went to the restroom and used a ruler or measuring tape to measure his PP. Then, a sign that doesn't exist in the measuring tape appeared and its an infinity sign!!! Lol. That sign only appears when it's measuring his PP.

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Oh, and our MC is strong.

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Our MC is technically the strongest person in that world. He can even use a paper to deflect bullets but he actually have no idea how awesome is physique is. All he knew is that he can use his body to move bricks, which is his hobby and main occupation. Lol

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