I have an archenemy. One day his persona collapsed.

Happy version introduction:... more>>

In the previous life, Chu Huai lived hard and cautiously in the last days for three years.

Once life ended and death came, he opened his eyes again, and found himself back before the beginning of the apocalypse.

Facing the imminent end of the world, after rebirth, Chu Huai decided to eat and drink well, kick off the scheming relatives, and prepare funds to rush to collect food and then buy food! Find a safe place to welcome the apocalypse.

As a result, he accidentally picked up a little pitiful man when he went home.

A few months later.

Poor little husband: I seem to be pregnant with your cub.

Chu Huai: …If he remembers correctly, his wife is a man.

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Introduction to the serious version:

In 20XX, a few tomb robbers in the Northwest Desert entered an underground tomb and accidentally discovered that there was a young male corpse that had not decayed for a thousand years, and the wall of the tomb was engraved with Xu Fu Dongdu* looking for longevity- the epitome of medicine. Everyone was overjoyed, and brought out the things in the tomb…

*Xu Fu, also known as Xu Shi, courtesy name Junfang, was a native of Qi during the Warring States Period and a famous alchemist in history. Xu Fu is most famous for his trip to Yingzhou in the east to obtain the elixir of immortality. <<less

[Not Serious Version Synopsis]:... more>>

As soon as Lin Ze opened his eyes in this parallel world, he found himself holding a young man. Thinking he was dreaming, Lin Ze decisively devoured the person in front of him, who seemed enticing.

The next day, upon waking up, he realized that the “dream” was real!

It turns out that the young man beside him is his husband, using modern terminology…

[Serious Version Synopsis]:

Transported to a world as a destitute and foolish poor scholar, Lin Ze faces a fierce mother, a cunning younger brother, and a helpless original body that can’t shoulder responsibilities or lift a finger. Now, in order to please his “former lover turned future younger sibling,” he has to sell off his hardworking and capable husband.

This infuriates Lin Ze, a single dog from the modern era.

In his previous life, he never found a suitable bride until his death, and now this original body wants to sell off his wife? And the wife is an obedient, sensible, hardworking, and exceptionally beautiful young man who is perfect in his eyes.

To sell off such a good wife, whom the original host doesn’t touch or like, is an earthly tragedy that he absolutely cannot tolerate!

From then on, the sour scholar from Heba Village transforms into a knowledgeable, money-making expert who dotes on his wife, while also being an ambitious rural man.

Villager A (in shock): He’s here again! That Lin guy from the Lin family is walking around with his wife and carrying his child. Everyone, quickly come up with words of praise for his wife and son, or we’ll be beaten again!

Villagers (whimpering): Oh no, we have to come up with a different compliment every day, without repeating, racking our brains to bully people…

Villager B (in awe): It’s over, it’s over! That Lin guy passed the imperial examination and has come back to our county to become the county magistrate. Everyone, quickly line up and clap your hands to welcome him, or else we’ll be beheaded!

Villagers (whimpering): Oh no, why won’t this guy leave us alone…

Note:

Main focus: Fluffy romance! Mutual pampering between the seme and uke.

Three genders: Ger, Woman, Man, in this world.

Farming, business, and imperial examinations are included, but the power and nobility of the court are briefly mentioned. The main focus is on making money, building infrastructure, and pampering the husband. <<less

Su Jingxuan has been the villain cannon fodder for countless lifetimes, and finally one day he got the opportunity to turn over₁ and become who takes the mission to help the cannon fodder counterattack.... more>>

Since then, his greatest wish is to f*ck over the group of damn halo protagonists and find his lover to live a bullish and happy life.

So...... All the people who stand in the way of his wonderful wishes are big bastards who should be pulled out and chopped up to death.

Cannon Fodders: Let's go up together and hack this little bastard to death first!

A certain man: Who dares?!

Cannon Fodders (silence): . . . . . .

1 | - Change his fortunes <<less

Reborn in the days before the apocalypse- Wu Qingyuan just wanted to find a safe place to live well.... more>>

Using the memory of his previous life, he has made sufficient preparations- buying materials, hoarding gold bars, and finally, successfully transversing to another world with his abilities.

Transversing to the ancient world where travelling relies on walking, communication relies on shouting, and public security can only rely on guard dogs, Wu Qingyuan said that this is not a problem. He just came here to find a wife who is warm in bed…

 

A few months later:

Wu Qingyuan: Matchmaker, help me arrange a marriage.

Matchmaker: Who is it?

Wu Qingyuan: Lin Shugen’s family.

Matchmaker: What? It’s the one who is so ugly and that he doesn’t know how to properly act and still can’t get married…Lin Amo? ! !

Wu Qingyuan: Yes, I like him. (Smiles and blush)

Matchmaker: …… <<less