I’ll Have My Seatmate Beat You

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Poor little top student was bullied by his school, so he transferred from an elite high school to an ordinary school.

School tyrant · 1.9 meters · no one dare to provoke · Brother Zhan: I cover this little brother.

Poor little · 1.7 meters · Gu Qinan: Zhan Ge is just a child. He’s poor, weak, helpless, kind and soft (hearted), I need to love him well.

Everyone: ???

Class teacher: Zhan Ming, what kind of score is this?!

Zhan Ming: I’ll have my seatmate teach me.

Former classmates: Gu Qinan, don’t think we won’t be able to find you just because you transferred.

Gu Qinan: I’ll have my seatmate beat you.

Associated Names
One entry per line
I'll Get My Deskmate to Hit You
IHMSBY
I’ll Ask My Deskmate To Beat You
Tôi bảo bạn cùng bàn của tôi đánh cậu
我叫我同桌打你
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Latest Release

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07/30/21 ThatLazyPotato extra 2
07/30/21 ThatLazyPotato extra 1
07/30/21 ThatLazyPotato c66
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07/26/21 ThatLazyPotato c63
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07/21/21 ThatLazyPotato c59
07/21/21 ThatLazyPotato c58
07/19/21 ThatLazyPotato c57
07/19/21 ThatLazyPotato c56
07/16/21 ThatLazyPotato c55
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chiizuholic
chiizuholic rated it
August 29, 2021
Status: Completed
This is such a warm and down-to-earth novel. It has realistic characters each with their own strengths and flaws (and not just typical webnovel flaws like, the MC being clumsy/not being good at cooking or the ML being 'cold, overbearing CEO' or something like that, but real, actual, human flaws) with very good character development throughout, and realistic situations.

While it is a mostly heartwarming and humorous story, it really shows social issues like bullying (and how schools deal with it), family problems, money problems and h*mophobia in a very realistic... more>> and grounded manner. Like, look, I love reading those wish-fulfillment stories with face-slapping/revenge where the MCs are OP and always come out on top with no consequences or the main CP scattering dog food everywhere and being accepted by most, if not, everyone, etc. etc... and to be honest, those are my preferred reading choices as well (I mostly read for escapism). But this was so well-written that it really s**ked me in. It resonated with me. Every character is so three-dimensional that you understand their motivations, why they do the things they do and why they are the way they are. They just feel so real in a way that most characters in other webnovels never do. And the events that happen are never too over-the-top. Like, if you told me that this story was based on real events and real people I would 100% believe it.

It's not a fluff-fest, nor is it an angst-fest. It's a good mix of both, just like how real life has a mix of good and bad moments and moments of both simultaneously. And because it's a happy ending (but not a deliriously happy one like in a fairy tale), it makes me believe that I will get a happy ending like this one too.

In conclusion, it's a very good novel with just the perfect length, and I would say, the best modern/school-life webnovel that I've read, and I cannot recommend this enough. <<less
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nkai
nkai rated it
August 29, 2021
Status: Completed
School bullies are so annoying asf. They always make my head boil in anger tsk. I hope ppl like that didn't exist *sigh* but sadly they do.

Main leads are both cute and silly such a lovely CP. Gu Qinan, let me hug you T^T you deserved sooo much love, you suffered too much and you don't deserved that T^T.
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Sabby
Sabby rated it
August 23, 2021
Status: extra 2
This is a very warm story that will help heal your heart. Shan Ming is not your typical ultra strong, overbearing ML's. His life and emotions are complex and deep, and his situation made my heart hurt. His love for Gu Qinan, and Gu Qinan's love for Shan Ming, is what brings light into his life and it's really beautiful.

If I had one complaint it would be...

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Spoiler

This is a short novel, and the pair doesn't actually start dating until chapter 56. I think the novel is a good length, but I just really wish we could have seen more of them as an actual couple. Essentially, we only got ten chapters where they were dating (plus one extra). Don't get me wrong, the build up of their friendship, the way they come to love and heal each other, all of it is so fluffy. But at the end I felt a bit empty because we barely got to see them as an actual couple. The story is still wonderful and I highly recommend it.

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Potatoe11
Potatoe11 rated it
August 20, 2021
Status: Completed
Really good! The CP have one of the best interactions out of many BL novels. They're sweet, adorable, and they communicate!! So little to no misunderstanding between them. The shou is surprisingly bold sometimes while the gong is really "careful" iykwim.

Recommended and 5 stars!
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MeineMeow
MeineMeow
August 14, 2021
Status: Completed
A whole fluff fluff and fluff!!! Both MC and ML are soo PRECIOUS I want to put them in my pocket and protect both of them from all the bad things in the world!

MC bullied in his last school, an elite school, he had to transfer to another mediocre school. He was depressed to the point his parent didn’t care about his grade and only want their child to be happy again.

ML is having family problem and in his teenage period, only want to solve the storm in his heart... more>> by beating people he found annoying.

Both of them become seatmate, and MC idolized ML for being kind while protect him from bullying. The journey to their romance is natural and subtle, yet we love how MC is naive yet smart, childish yet mature, hardheaded yet understanding. And lets fangirling together reading how ML pampering this precious baby in his on way.

Love love love, the only minus point is just we want this novel to never end! I also have to salute translator sama. The translation is superb with footnotes explaining the differences of culture written here. Kiss kiss!!! <<less
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Tuzi
Tuzi rated it
August 8, 2021
Status: Completed
It was okay read for me. It's not bad. But I won't say it's something I'll want to read again and again. Just a good read while passing by

Also I am fluffy novel reader who like to read angst occasionally.
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ya-oy
ya-oy rated it
August 5, 2021
Status: Completed
this is sweet and heart-wrenching sometimes.

SPOILER but not
Spoiler

I really wanna beat every single person in that #1 High Experimental class, and the f*cking director and the teachers of that school.

I wish there is more though, I don't wanna separate with my babies Zhan Ming and Gu Qinan yet : (

They're so precious, I just wanna hug them every time they remember their past and feel depressed because of it

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timma
timma rated it
August 1, 2021
Status: extra 2
Worth reading once. I felt like ending was rushed and kind of just waving a magic wand to tie everything up. I won't re-read, but it's worth giving a shot.
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haruka3011
haruka3011 rated it
July 2, 2021
Status: Completed
Absolutely 5 star !!!

I have read many school campus story and this novel was absolutely the best out there you can get.

Novel about mental tramu have become popular and accompanied by school campus setting but not all are realistic. But this novel is the absolute gem and have realistic world setting.

A novel about A top student who was bully because he was different from other and a school tyrant who mature early because of his family circumstances. They met by concidence and got to know each other and become a... more>> part of each other life.

As you I read this, I find my thinking going along with the mutiple POV provide by the author.

About MC

Spoiler

Like his classmate I first thought MC was a gloomy and depressed transfer student but as they interactions increased, like his deskmate I found that MC is a bright boy and very talkative and strong boy. Rather than afraid of his previous schoolmates who bully him, he was dissapoint in them and angry at them. He has his own pride and his own thinking and know what's right or wrong. And when he find that ML need money, he doesn't say something like "i will give u money or find a way to give money'. He only say 'if u need I can lean u money and u can pay me back later'. He and ML come from different family background but this did not stop from trying to understand ML. He know ML need to work so he only call him when ML is off from work try not to disturb him, often sending message about himself. He never stop ML from going to work like other novel rich kid who only has money.

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As for ML, you might think he is a school bully but u will get to know he is like us who don't like study and a big playful boy but also has to mature early which cause my heartache. He know himself well and has plan for his own future which is different from the same age srudents. And if I can I would like to have a boyfriend like him. <<less
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Thin stick
Thin stick rated it
June 23, 2021
Status: c35
I told myself that I should finished reading the whole story before I wrote a review but I can't stop myself, I must say this is one of the unfinished story that got me hooked. The MC and ML relationship so far is so good they're friends being hilarious are things I anticipated. The antagonist actions make me want to beat him up. And the ML family is horrible, a complete opposite of the MC family.

I don't know if what I previously said is a spoiler but this is my... more>> opinion.

Overall I recommend reading this. The style of how the translator translate is good and understandable. <<less
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Xhine_
Xhine_ rated it
June 8, 2021
Status: Completed
I read it all in a chinese website and I gotta say that I loved it!!!!! The feelings were realistic, it wasn't sugarcotted that much. And I cried a lot when they were engaging with their feelings.

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Spoiler

I'm really angry with what Zhang Ming family did. I do understand that money is important. Or that the aunt found unfair with the grandma situation. But they should also think the situation of Zhang Ming. Apart of the grandma, there really wasn't anyone that cared for him. His cousins has his parents to take care, but he not. And to ask a little kid a food fees, that was really hilarious.

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K1910
K1910 rated it
June 7, 2021
Status: Completed
I really loved the story, very fluffy!

Overall, I like how the story is quite realistic, despite being very sweet, there's no element that was too cliché or anything. The length of the story is also quite perfect, it didn't drag out for too long nor is it too short.

The end came up faster than I expected though, the author ends the story when everyone just starts going to university, I wish it was just 1-2 chapters longer, so we could have more insight into their university life etc. But still,... more>> it was also good to end it up here. <<less
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periperi
periperi rated it
June 6, 2021
Status: Completed
5 stars

Very fluffy story, love their interactions and the happy end (the grade struggle is real).

Just want to say
Spoiler

really hate ML's uncle family. Just so disappointed but realistic (in the money sense). Wished there was more closure on that end after his graduation. Love MC's family though, he was brought up with much love.

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The friendship is also one of the best.

Overall, another great addition to the school life reads that's easy to read.
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Tazberry
Tazberry
March 6, 2024
Status: Completed
Wasn't really interested and started reading to kill time. I ended up liking it a lot more than I thought I would. There was a lot of realistic angst about the ML's living situation, and MC's past was also filled with a lot of drama. MC and ML grew quite a bit during the story, it was a fun read. Might read again in the future. I liked the extras as well, expanded on their adult lives which was a nice addition.
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Saphie
Saphie rated it
January 31, 2024
Status: Completed
This is a nice, meet cute wholesome story. But not entirely wholesome if you take into account the main CP's experiences and insecurities.

The plot is cute and healing and would definitely entice others to read especially if you want to heal a broken heart. The road to their established relationship is not easy but the support given by friends and each other made them breakthrough their weakness and move forward to a new beginning— and a love that lasts in their old age.

I can't say I entirely like it but... more>> I dont dislike it either. Just that the whole novel reeks of naivety, not in a bad way of course! But it's just not for me. I love school life danmei but I think its because MC is young, sheltered and greatly emphasized so that it didn't hit well with me and that ML treated him like a kid/son at first. Dont get me wrong, while MC is as stated, he's very smart and knows how to protect his kin, just that it isn't for me. ML on the other hand is good and cares well for MC. Its not a rich x cute danmei so be prepared for his struggles! The financial issues tackled are so real.

But, it really is a cute novel so I implore you to read ! <<less
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J3xxie
J3xxie rated it
January 27, 2024
Status: --
Rating 4.5/5

Very cute and sweet. I loved their relationship, it’s clear that they both love each other a lot. The ML is not what you expect at all. He is a very caring person and doesn’t manipulate the MC into doing anything. Their relationship isn’t toxic at all.

As for the plot, it was pretty generic (as in many books have this sort of plot I believe) however, this book managed to keep you engaged throughout. Not to mention that this is coming from someone that isn’t a big fan of... more>> slice of life books, the author did a great job writing these characters so I applaud them 👏. Anyway, if any of you are looking for a sweet, short read, this book might be the best for you. <<less
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whitespade
whitespade
January 16, 2024
Status: Completed
This is seriously too cute. They are both pure souls, so cute I can't help squealing. There's some moments that I cry but nothing because of the pair, it's others who are bad. It's great they both able to achieve happiness in the end.
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LingLanMiao
LingLanMiao rated it
December 31, 2023
Status: Completed
Recommended 100%!! This novel is soooo good! So satisfying and warm for the heart. Even if you are not into BL stories, you would love this.

[The ML has insecurities in his own, it's natural due to his background but he is making progress]

[ML's uncle and aunt is not hateful but not lovable. They do have problems with money and is very realistic. I don't approve of their ways but I understand them.]

... more>> [The ML's cousin is very typical spoiled brat. I want to punch him in the face]

[The shou is very lovable. He was bullied in his previous school and fell into depression. He found his security through the ML (gong). I'm happy for him] <<less
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Tavie
Tavie
December 4, 2023
Status: extra 2
I’m absolutely love it. That’s have everything that need sweet story, good characters, plot and a little drama. I reread it multiple times. Absolutely 5 stars, I need to find mire novels like this one
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solivagantsoul
solivagantsoul rated it
October 7, 2023
Status: Completed
short, cute and sweet. Its a fluffy read.

Could be better but good enough to pass the time n enjoy. Ending feels rushed but overall a pleasant read. Tho the comments seem a bit exaggerated just cuz I think it was a good read but didn't seem as great as the comments made it.
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