Loser System and Berserker Me


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【Host, host! I might be late, but I, the Femme Fatale Conquer System, am here to accompany you!】

【Now, let’s first conquer Momoana, a legendary female emperor who boasts looks and wits.】

Shu Yichao: “Charge, my nomads! Show them our unrivaled archery!”

And so, Momoana died.

【My host, I’ll assume what happened earlier was an accident. We have to succeed for the next one. Our next conquer target is Purin, a lofty and cold sorceress.】

Shi Yichao: “Clear the mobs and stack skeletons! I shall bring the undead calamity upon the world!”

And so, Purin died.

【…Maybe you didn’t hear me clearly, my host. I said court her, not cull her. Our next target–】

Shu Yichao: “Build the hive and spam the worms. My hive mind shall devour the world! Who can compete with me?”


Shi Yichao: “Halleluyah! I have finally gotten rid of every single one of them! Speaking of which, System, it has been a long time since you last spoke to me?”

【I’m tired. Just go and destroy everything.】

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azuron rated it
March 31, 2024
Status: c13
Haha this novel is so... well its like a cheese block. Full of holes, junk but enjoyable. Pacing is insanely fast, so world building and character building are lol. Well let's move on. Translation quality is pretty great.

The story skips unnecessary exposition and also assumes that the readers are intelligent enough to fill in the gaps. The action scenes are average but enjoyable, since the MC just ROFLstomps the enemies, numbers and all. This feels more of a parody than a serious story with lots of goofy stuff. You can... more>> give it a try, who knows you might like it like me? 😄 <<less
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pinoycashmineru rated it
May 1, 2024
Status: c45
A mount and blade like system transmigration, . Were the MC does not hear or understand the System due to an error.. The MC believe he is still inside a VR game and the System cannot convey his self to the MC so the comedy ensued due to this misunderstanding..
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starvecleric rated it
April 24, 2024
Status: c63
I'm the translator, StarveCleric here!

I have done a couple of novels - Library of Heaven's Path, Martial God Asura, Little Tyrant Doesn't Want to Meet With a Bad End, and so on, and I'm confident that my translation should be decent!

But back to the story, it is a relaxing and fast-paced story.

It follows Shu Yichao, a person who appears borderline psychopathic because he's convinced that he is in a well-made virtual reality game, and System 12345, an unfortunately incompetent System who screws up at every turn and doesn't even realize... more>> that it has latched onto the wrong host till the end.

System 12345 needs to clear his internship by having its host capture femme fatale, but Shu Yichao is dragging it further and further away from its graduation by slaughtering every femme fatale who appears in his path...

It is a cathartic novel, albeit a little brainless. But it will be a fun ride nevertheless <<less
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nericen rated it
April 20, 2024
Status: c26
A delightfully tragic pairing of two ill-fated companions, the fledgling system that failed to install correctly and the unknowing transmigrator who can't read or hear the system prompts.

I can't help but think this story is a sly critique of the kinds of gamers who skip the story and get lost in the action.

Will our hero ever learn he isn't playing his modded VR-equivalent of Age of Empires?

Will the system ever find out why favorability keeps dropping to zero?

Probably not.
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onlycrimson123 rated it
April 8, 2024
Status: c21
TL;DR: A fast-paced comedy that is enjoyable despite the lack of substance.

Objectively, this novel does not hold a very high class of writing. The characters aren't very intricate, the main character doesn't have any long-term goals, there are many unexplainable circumstances, etc.

However, I think this novel is well-deserving of a 5-star review even with those flaws. That is because, regardless of them, the novel is very fun to read!

It is a great comedy mixed with blood-pumping action without a single slow chapter so far. The main character might be superficial,... more>> but the scenes themselves are so immersive that I find it irrelevant.

Turn off your brain and read this novel and you'll be pleasantly surprised.

I would recommend this novel to anyone! <<less
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