How Many Steps Does It Take To Turn an SM R*pe Novella into a Comedy Skit

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I, a normal, serious, upbeat young adult, somehow, fell into a really unserious SM r*pe 18+ novella.

Oh, it’s a ‘transmigration,’ so just live and let live with the foreknowledge of the plot, I hear you say?

But it was the moment I opened the book, that everything went black, and I got s**ked in.

It didn’t even give me a f*cking chance to memorise it for dictation.

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把sm強制文變爲沙雕文攏共分幾步
把sm强制文变为沙雕文拢共分几步
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Review
29 Reviews


boilpoil
boilpoil
Jan 01, 2021
Status: Completed
Hey, it's the translator here. Um, nothing much to say other than this being quite a funny little skit of a short novel, but be warned, there's some dark, depressing bits near the end. Otherwise, it should be a short, fun, hilarious ride. Character development? Plot? Who cares. I recommend reading this in one go for maximum laughs, by the way.
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kcNeko
kcNeko
Feb 11, 2021
Status: Completed
Gawd, was the author high when writing this? It was so funny as hell but also freaking depressing near the end. But all is good since this is HE.
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judeiiro
judeiiro
Jan 08, 2021
Status: Completed
If you've read a sand sculpture novel before, you might want to erase that from memory because this is Sand Sculpture.

It honestly isn't super funny and jokes might fly over your head but it was really amusing to see what the author could come up with next! The references and comparisons are out of this world's logic and reasoning but it resonates with the ever curious ML

The smut happened for like 1-2 chapters? Not very exciting business but none of that sadistic or r*pe happening, so that's good in my... more>> book!

The tragic backstory of MC was really out of left field if you didn't take note of the foreshadowing and hints that MC was blatantly throwing out like a monk spraying you with blessed water. The ending makes up for it and I truly liked it.

For a short story, it's an okay read! <<less
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qpzmal
qpzmal
Jan 18, 2021
Status: Completed
Surprisingly, this was extremely fluffy and heartwarming. It's really short, light, and sweet. There's no actual SM, the MC is actually the messed up one if you read the extras, and the ML doesn't force him to do anything against his will.
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please_smile_for_me
please_smile
Jan 13, 2021
Status: Completed
This is unexpectedly deep. I came for smut, but stayed for the story. It's mostly very funny, but sometimes I almost cried. (;
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Rutabaga
Rutabaga
Mar 18, 2021
Status: Completed
It's honestly quite funny and near-perfect for a short read. The author didn't try to fit overflowing amounts of plot into the short chapters, and it's funny. The romance isn't the best, but it's really good for a short novel. I had fun reading this novel. Sorry for the bad English and have a nice day.
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Scaranpannoir
Scaranpannoi
Feb 13, 2021
Status: Completed
What the f did I just read lmaooo XDXDXD a literal emotional rollercoaster-inducing sweet (?) story???

This is the kind of comedy I signed up for. Not for the faint of heart. Light and short read. 100% recommend XD
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Passerby Soysauce-sama
Passerby Soy
Jan 11, 2021
Status: Completed
It's been a while since I last made a review here on NU. I really think that this novel deserves a five-star rating. It's full of angst but not angst. Like taking taking a morning run in the chilly dawn, it's very healing.

Spoiler

Liu Bi is such a treasure, a small sun, despite all his experiences. He made the SM r*pe novella look mortal, normal and even "cute" (at least for me who's intimidated by SM preferences).

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I hope you give this novel a chance, because I'm really glad that I did.

Spoiler

I really thank the extras for taking me out after reeling me into the story. It was more than kind for the author to do so. &Lt;333. Such story is a healthy start for my 2021

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Eferia123
Eferia123
Jan 09, 2021
Status: Completed
The story is pretty good. I like reading how the MC trying hard, to escape doing the SM.

But ML is pretty nice never forcing the MC. The tragic past of the MC was unexpected.
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Dragon_Reader
Dragon_Reade
Apr 26, 2021
Status: Completed
The author is quite sly. The one I thought would be a shou turned out to be a gong kehkehkeh.

Quite a fluffy story of love at almost first sight. MC is quite the hunk (or maybe the way it's written I think he's hunky lmaoo)

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Spoiler

Some seriousness wrt MC's terribly abusive past. He has been systematically beaten, fed poison, beaten again and starved by his mother with no outside intervention.

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Spoiler

For him to fall helplessly in love with a beautiful belle-like ML who spoils him and pampers him is a given.

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The extra is cute too XD <<less
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Drenlith
Drenlith
Jan 11, 2021
Status: Completed
I don't think any novels out there threw me into a chuckle fit. I just couldn't stop.

Novel comes in 1st person point of view and tells of a bizarre relationship between a powerful iceberg man watching protagonist promote s*x toys like on shopping channel but with one hell of a comedic twist to save his dear life and butt. Will his bu*t be saved though?

A very short story with a fulfilling ending.
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CoffeeForMyLazySelf
CoffeeForMyL
Jun 10, 2021
Status: Completed
Wahhh, this story is so cute!!

I love how MC just keeps spouting bullsh*t one after the other when he's nervous, I just kept choking on my own spit lmao.

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Spoiler

The MC's backstory is really sad, he deserves to feel loved and be happy with ML! Sigh, MC's mom is too crey crey.

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And damnnnnn, the extras are so cute hahahahahah. MC calling and declaring ML to be his wife is really cute!

Spoiler

I ofcourse choked multiple times when MC thought that those SM toys are actually normal toys😇

I choked even more when MC taught ML bullsh*t about them toys😀

And now close to ascending when I recall the part where a classmate of them tasted what MC says to be of "Royalty".💀

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earlgreyt
earlgreyt
Jan 20, 2021
Status: Completed
Comedic gold.

And this is probably the one time I will use it without sarcasm!

Highly recommend, this had me in stitches.

MC is quite gutsy (especially with calling the ML "my fair lady" and whatnot to his face all the time) and quite literally unable to keep his mouth shut when he's nervous. Hilarious.

Fantastic translation.
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SpicaGG
SpicaGG
Jan 09, 2021
Status: Completed
Seriously didn't expect this.A comment from a reader really summarise the heart of the story. The author must be high when writing this, lol!It was just all over the place but it's a good mess.I can't help laughing at the comedy. It's just gold.A lil angst but not much, a HE.
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ylial
ylial
Jan 07, 2021
Status: Completed
As title says, the MC transmigrated into an sm r*pe. To escape his R18+ fate, he tricked the effimate young master who would r*pe him about the uses of the SM tools, and that started the comedic skit (don't find it really funny, but I like the ending)

The ending is good. I didn't expect the MC's tragic past.
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MadCatz
MadCatz
Jun 27, 2023
Status: --
4, 3/5

A short and atypical novel. Funny and filled with silly scenes until the totally tragic second last chapter.

Very well written and clever, with short and incisive sentences and a good translation. I enjoyed myself reading it, I wish I could read more of the author.
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probablyanna80
probablyanna
May 05, 2022
Status: c16
I didn't really know what to expect when I started this, but since it's so short I gave it a shot. I'm so glad I did! This is now one of my favorite short stories. It is very silly for the bulk of the story and made me laugh several times. There was one part that was sad and serious before going back to being fluffy. This novel really engaged many emotions in such a small window of time. Defintely worth a read!
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LazyKoala
LazyKoala
Aug 09, 2021
Status: Completed
Well, what should I say. I expect the story to be toxic like those with a lot of smut and r*pe in it. But I should say I'm surprised at what the story brings.

It's very funny and interesting. The story is written on MC's first point of view with him transmigrating into a smut story with, like the title says, is an SM story. The narrative is very comedic with the MC's constant rainbow farts about the gadgets. I really enjoy the story overall and I do want to say... more>> that the narrative is a little bit unreliable nearing the end as I found myself both confused and intrigued as well as weirded out and also curious. All at once.

If you're bored and have nothing to read this story is worth a try.

Major spoiler warning down there.

Spoiler

I remember shedding some tears for the MC because it took a 180 turn from comedic to depressing faster than a train. I was caught off guard with the fact that the constant joke from the MC was a real life experience the MC experience. There's a lot more to the MC that what he seemed to be. I was a tad bit confused still though, like who is the ML in the end? How did he transmigrate, what happened to the original body owner, and how the f*ck can that one person f*cked a long ass pole through himself. But they're all minor issue as the story was an unreliable narrator with a comedic undertone.

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kaye_empheral
kaye_emphera
Mar 25, 2021
Status: Completed
OM MY FFUUUUUUUUC-!! I WANT MOOOAAWR!!

Is undoubtedly wholesome, a golden comedy, slight smut, had some unexpected feelings incoming. IS NOW MY VERY FAVORITE, L O V E I T.

I will reread it over and over again, this fills my heart with warm feelings its just what I needed these days.
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Lazy_Queen
Lazy_Queen
Jan 20, 2021
Status: Completed
A short nice read.

A bit confusing, but very funny even if I was horrified while laughing at one point.

And there is no real bd*m between ML and MC.
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