Don’t Be Jealous, I Will Bend Myself

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Bending herself to fall in love with the female lead. The straight pipe, writer Ke is bound to the romance system, the task is to love the female masters from each novel she’d written.

In order to complete the task, she dresses as a vicious female supporting character. At the expense of her sexuality, she approaches the female lord.

However, the female lead just reached out her hand…

Ke Li: Don’t be jealous, I will bend myself!

The female host silently retracted her hand, which was ready to beat someone.

After bending herself….

Ke: The male lead can scram.

Male Lead: ……

[Task] Fall in love with female lead, abuse slag male lead.

[Tip] Women have not been able to stand straight since the first world.

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别掰,我自己会弯gl
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Latest Release

Date Group Release
09/23/20 Novice Translations c99
09/23/20 Novice Translations c98
09/23/20 Novice Translations c97
09/22/20 Novice Translations c96
09/21/20 Novice Translations c95
09/21/20 Novice Translations c94
09/21/20 Novice Translations c93
09/21/20 Novice Translations c92
09/21/20 Novice Translations c91
09/20/20 Novice Translations c90
09/18/20 Novice Translations c89
09/16/20 Novice Translations c88
09/10/20 Novice Translations c87
09/07/20 Novice Translations c86
09/03/20 Novice Translations c85
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Scribblezo8
Scribblezo8 rated it
October 17, 2019
Status: c20
The jokes are well written, this is a comedy love story yet still gives you the feels since the characters develop over time and develop their feelings towards each other.
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The end of Arc 1 is so beautiful and sweet, a truly happy ending.

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The author/MC transmigrate to a story she had written before so the FL and herself can fall in love with each other while abusing the male lead who used to be decent
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but turned into a slag due to the invasion of the slag male system.

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What I really like about this novel is how funny it is, the FL and the system, Doudou is always shitting on the MC or the MC will make herself become misunderstood by the FL and create a funny misunderstand that will be resolved after 1-2 chapters. I believe each arc is about 20 chapters so it goes by really quickly.

Ending of 1st arc:

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The MC will petition to stay in the world and live out her human life alongside the FL since she succeeded in her task and truly fell in love with her. They live together until the age of 80 in white hair.

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The ending of this novel for those who really really really want to know:

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The real Ke Li was kidnapped by an evildoer and was brainwashed and forgotten about her long time girlfriend and thought she was a single dog all this time. Her mother put her in some sort of VR system to undo the brainwashing. Every arc the FL has some similar trait with her real life lover. When she finally completes all the tasks and ultimately the mission, she remembers her real lover. In the end, she breaks the brainwash and lives happily ever after with her girlfriend in real life.

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Uzukunoichi
Uzukunoichi rated it
November 5, 2019
Status: c22
This story has become too shitty for me to continue, sorry. Not only does the system manipulate each and every one of her actions and thoughts, what little she does does not have any consequences either, as she apprarently finds at the end of each arc that all her feelings were fake and then we move on to the next, even shittier, arc. The author might as well have pooped on paper and have us read that. It might have more artistic value than this crap.
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Gardener-san
Gardener-san rated it
January 3, 2020
Status: --
I'll be honest with ya. I'm not the most eloquent reviewer for this novel but if there's one thing I can say it's that, I live for this shit.

Spoiler

Arc 2 is a pain in the ass but a good pain, like being spanked by your mistress.

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7starkiller99
7starkiller99 rated it
November 18, 2020
Status: Completed
Do you know what is the biggest issue with novels like these?

Simple: Forced sexual assault.

Besides that, the continuous “you must be intimate with someone you don’t love or you’ll be forever trapped in a nightmare of endless worlds.”

... more>> Basically just a story starting with endless forced mind r*pe perpetuated by Mc’s mother.

Now I know it’s “supposedly” to undo the past, but this method is not only creepy but also disgusting.

It’s not romantic one bit.

Also, the MC is really s*upid since she always thinks nothing has changed from her novel yet fails to manage the situation well every time.

And the system is annoying.

Mc’s mother does not get the proper retribution for forcing the MC into this.

1/10 disturbing <<less
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bookmunchies
bookmunchies rated it
January 3, 2021
Status: c99
The 1st thing I want to say that there was a review about there being r*pe which is untrue. Not a single storyline had noncon so I really don't get what that person was on about?? This kind of concept is not really my taste, which is why I read one story a day instead of binging it like I do everything else. I definitely recc it even to people who aren't really into one MC multiple romances in different worlds, and as for the ones who are into this... more>> trope, is there a need to say?

The characters are very well developed and have realistic reactions. The MC might be the only one somewhat lacking, as she rather passively follows along with other people's plans for her in the real world, doesn't really have a negative reaction to their manipulativeness and is accepting of their treatment of her. But that is not exactly unrealistic, as people like that do exist. The romances were heart warming and the character descriptions and FL personalities were rather varied. The only romance I found lacking in description was actually the end game. While the story of their love is very romantic I find that it didn't have a proper moment under the spotlight and a few more ch focused on it would have made the novel more rounded. <<less
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alwayscolder
alwayscolder rated it
April 13, 2020
Status: Completed
Uhuh I love world hopping.

The main plot/ (reason of her problem) was a little bland but you won't notice until the end. System is a little annoying but still bearable.

It was funny, my fav part is when she was a baby :)
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raysha18
raysha18 rated it
November 21, 2019
Status: c23
I was really curious about the story. I can relate to what one of the reviews said about the the female lead's feelings are not taken into consideration and discarded like crap to move on to the next which made me read the story using MTL. It was not fun (cause we all know the sufferings from reading mtl), but it was worth it. The female lead needs to make the main character in the story to fall in love with her. This goes on from story to story which... more>> made it feel like more of a game without regards to the female leads feelings.

Spoiler alert:

There is actually a reason why she needs to do this and will be explained near the end of the story. If you want to find out the ending then read scribblez08 review. Read at your own risk.

I will still read the English translated chapters since I think I'll understand the finer details of the story better. Thanks for translating this one. Hope you can finish till the end. <<less
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Aisha Ann
Aisha Ann rated it
October 21, 2019
Status: c16
Great QT story, So cute, sweet and funny interact between MC and FL. This novel hooked me up. It's my favorite GL. Thank you translator for picked up great story. Recommend this lovey dovey, funny GL novel.
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Dayang_Dyan
Dayang_Dyan rated it
January 7, 2021
Status: Completed
Done! Finally!

This is good but by the time I read the 3rd world arc, I thought it was repetitive. At the end, I felt disappointed that the real world arc is only a few chapters.

However, this is one of the Yuri novels that I like.
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ALKimC
ALKimC rated it
June 20, 2020
Status: c64
It may seem daunting reading a chinese ln with this many chapters but once you get into it, YOU GET INTO IT. It's just so unique and off the rocker with the main storyline and the sub story line that you just sort of accept the madness
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kujosmiles
kujosmiles rated it
December 28, 2019
Status: c27
The first arc/world in this world hopping story is great. The MC and female lead's relationship is very funny and very cute in that first world.

However the second arc/world is bad.
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MC and FL's relationship centers around the MC being unable to touch the FL without feeling pain because of the system. This makes their interactions feel forced and nowhere near the level of cute and fluff of the first world since MC is forced to not touch FL for a majority of the arc. Things like hand holding, hugging, cuddling, and kissing are actively avoided by the MC. It's just frustrating and not fun to read. I want my fluff already!

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Also the system in this story is basically a really annoying brat that doesn't help the MC at all.
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It pretty much only exists to pick fun at the MC, and is really unbearable in the second arc because it is the reason for MC being unable to touch FL without feeling pain.

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The first arc, which is the first 19 chapters, is amazing, and I highly recommend at least reading up to that point.
Spoiler

Even the translator is not excited by the second arc, and has slowed updates for this story because of it (Reference to TL note at the top of chapter 24).

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Klazy Labbit
Klazy Labbit rated it
December 1, 2020
Status: Completed
As one of the first yuri novels I read, it was pretty decent. Now this book has flaws some of which you might not like but the best way imo to read this is with a light mind. This book's pacing is not well done and there were some aspects that I didn't like but overall it was a fun read.

This novel has 4-5 arcs and I enjoyed all of them especially the first and the third. Its a heartwarming light novel and gets serious after each arc. The ending... more>> was rushed but not completely bad and both the leads got a happy ending.

Overall a fun gl book that one can enjoy if they don't nitpick. <<less
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sushi roll
sushi roll rated it
November 11, 2020
Status: Completed
I'd have to say this is probably one of best GL reads I've had. It was such an enjoyable reading experience for me, the different arcs were interesting & fun as well as a subtle & hidden big picture plot towards the end. The stories of each of the arcs was easy to be immersed to and the characters was nicely fleshed out. Personally, my favorite would be the 1st and the 4th world, I really liked the world building and the MC & FL's development there.

The only thing I... more>> felt a bit sad (?) about was the execution of the ending, the build up was good, the hinting & foreshadowing was exciting though, it seems the author just rushed it at the end. <<less
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thetruekyara
thetruekyara rated it
October 3, 2020
Status: Completed
The series is very enjoyable and I like the humor.

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The last arc had weird pacing and the reason behind the tasks was dry and confusing.

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RozuArison
RozuArison rated it
September 6, 2020
Status: Completed
Review from c1: I am loving this story so far! I love the character development and jokes xD I also really enjoyed their interactions. I'm not fond of word hopping because I easily get attached to characters, but so far this novel game me the satisfaction I need.

I got confused at first but I eventually got use to it. The character names are not confusing compared to the other novels.

  • Review after completing: It was really fun to read all the worlds except for the last one. I would give it a 5 star if it weren't for that. Now, it's only 4. 5 star.
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    the last world was too dark for me.

    The ending of the novel is sensible but the pacing is weird for me.

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    My fav arc is the school girl because it was the funniest one. I could read it all over again.
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welliu
welliu rated it
July 24, 2020
Status: Completed
Wow like all I can say is WOW.

When I started reading this story I found it very fun and cute in it's own way. Also I fell in love with our not so straight and horny protagonist xD.

But the thing is... I didn't like the idea of not taking consideration of Ke Li's feelings and basically deleting her feelings toward the heroine from the world just so they could move on onto another one. BUT then again I kinda understood the purpose. Bcs if they continued to do the tasks... more>> it would be very mentally exhausting for Ke Li. So suppressing the feelings wasn't that bad I guess. It's just for me as a reader I felt bad for the female lead from the worlds that were slowly fading away.

I loved all the story arcs to be honest even the angsty ones.

My favorite one was the 4th arc were Ke Li was trying to get out of Bestfriendzone :D

Overall I really recommend you to read this story and the ending is well deserved HAPPINESS. <<less
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