Poison Doctor Gu Qingyin found the gravely injured and amnesiac Leader of the Demonic Path, Zhong Shujin, at the bottom of a cliff. After all the trouble she took to heal the idiotic amnesiac leader and restore her intelligence, who also conveniently ate her clean without taking responsibility, the memory-restored leader ran away without a word.... more>>

Since then, Gu Qingyin had set foot on an endless bumpy road in pursuit of her wife.

Zhong Shujin: “The injury is on my arm, why are you taking off my clothes…”

Gu Qingyin: “Checking for other injuries on your body.”

Zhong Shujin: “Well… But! Your hand! Why are you touching everywhere!”

Gu Qingyin: “……Checking for wounds.”

Zhong Shujin: “Oh… Your mouth… Where are you kissing!”

Gu Qingyin: “Hey… I’ve cleared out the poison for you, so the medical fee should rightfully be given to me.”

Zhong Shujin was so weak she could only surrender to pay off her debts.

Gu Qingyin: “There’s still a long way to go, so I’ll explore from top to bottom.” <<less

I became the younger sister of the male protagonist in a martial arts novel.... more>>

A terminally-ill side character, who was sold to the Demon Cult for the family’s sake.

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“How come you don’t want anything from me?”

He, who was to be my husband, would occasionally ask, as if he couldn’t understand. Whenever he asked, my answer remained the same.

“Because there’s nothing I want.”

However, despite my answers, he would gift me many things. He sent money to my family, bought me jewelry, and gifted me with the ivory and silk from the western lands.

“Don’t you want anything more?”

He asked again if I wanted something, and I still just shook my head.

Normally, he would nod and turn away, but today, he stood there staring at me. When I approached him, asking if something was wrong, his head drooped weakly onto my shoulder.

“Why do you lie to me every single time?”

He slowly lifted his hand and grabbed my wrist.

“Why won’t you ask me…”

He sounded desperate, as though he would fall apart at any moment.

“…To save you?” <<less

“Don’t hit him with flowers. He is the master of the Nine Heavens.” Born as an illegitimate child, six-year-old Yeon Jeok has endured various violence and torment from his stepmother and half-siblings. When his father dies from illness, his stepmother locks Yeon Jeok in the warehouse. Isolated from the world, he spends ten years confined. After learning martial arts, he escapes into the world!... more>>

“I regard the Yeon Family with great bitterness.”

The unyielding journey of Yeon Jeok, the sole inheritor of the Nine Heavenly Swords, has just begun! <<less

In an era of turmoil in the martial world, a lonely swordsman unexpectedly discovers a lost martial arts manual, setting off a earth-shaking chaos. He... more>> must confront formidable enemies and inner struggles in order to put an end to the chaotic dance of the azure dragon in troubled times, bringing peace and justice to the world. <<less

In order to treat the illness of his former love’s son Mo Er, Huo Zhan Bai of the Dingjian Pavilion spent seven years risking his... more>> life to make the Seven-Flavoured Peerless Medicine prescribed by the owner of the Medicine Valley, Xue Ziye. In order to kill the Demonic Sect’s Sect Master and obtain freedom, Da Guang Ming’s mysterious number one assassin, Tong, fought to snatch the Dragon Blood Pearl. Both Huo Zhan Bai and Tong were heavily injured after fighting and were sent back to the Medicine Valley for treatment. Mo Er’s illness was actually untreatable, and Xue Ziye couldn’t be at peace with hiding this truth from Huo Zhan Bai. She set out to find a cure, despite her frail body being plagued by the cold. At the same time, she was shocked to discover that Tong, the assassin who could control people’s minds with his eyes, was actually her long-lost childhood friend Ming Jie…… <<less

Tired of the yoke of the Divine Justice Alliance, master assassin Hajin Cheon attempts to flee, only to be confronted by martial artists of all... more>> allegiances, both orthodox and deviant. Succumbing to the wounds of his ferocious struggle for freedom, he awakens in the body of Ryang Seo, a prince of the notorious Heavenly Demon Cult who suffers from a disorder that prohibits him from the use of qi. In order to survive in his new life, Hajin must contend with the many dangers and enemies that lurk within the cult. <<less

In a time of uncertain transmigration within a novel read anytime, anywhere, parallel reading is perilous.... more>>

"Sect Leader, a newborn was left in front of our gate!"

As a reward for reading both childcare romance novels and martial arts novels brimming with blood, calling for justice and alliances, one may transmigrate into a unique hybrid of martial arts and childcare.

Moreover, it's not the clichéd daughter of a prestigious family, but an abandoned baby left in front of the treacherous Mount Hua Sect!

"Yes, youngest one! Leaving a legend that wields a sword before taking the first step is what we're aiming for!"
"Maehwa! If you're part of the Mount Hua Sect, you must surely bloom Plum Blossoms!"

Don't create legends of wielding a sword for a baby who can't even walk.

"We must defeat the Wudang Sect, we must! How long do we have to live hearing that the world's greatest swordsmanship is associated with the Wudangs!"

Do adults burdening children with excessive responsibilities make any sense?

Even worse, the troublemaker Nangong Family who used to coax me to come to his house when I was young doesn't recognize me now...

"Is this all the Mount Hua's Sword has to offer? I had some expectations for the Mount Hua Sect, but it's nothing special."

Just don't speak, okay?

In the future, could you please send only one proper childcare romance novel at a time?

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Nangong Family's Heon suddenly grabbed my shoulders.

"Hey, you... don't spar with someone else."
"Do you think that's possible when my head is spinning from the shock of defeat? Come on."

Nodding absentmindedly in agreement, Nangong Heon changed the topic.

"Then don't smile like that after sparring with someone else is over."

Slowly blinking, he looked down at me with pitch-black pupils.

"Only smile like that when I win." <<less

Two hundred years ago, there was a great battle between demons, and the disciples of Ancestor Beichen gradually formed the six most powerful sects in the martial arts world. Cai Zhao had the good fortune to be born in one of them, the Luoying Valley. When she became a disciple at the age of fifteen, she discovered that her story had only just begun…... more>>

Her aunt used to say, the Jianghu was a sunny and vibrant paradise, but all Cai Zhao saw in her eyes were jealousy, betrayal, bloodshed, and endless disputes. After clearing away the fog, she finally discovered the secret hidden under the legends.

The rain of the Jianghu night is cold, but there are always generations of passionate young people embarking on this path. Some of them have become the inscriptions on the front of the monument, and some have become the helpless comments on the back.

From the author of The Legend of Minglan and Love Like the Galaxy, this is yet again a simple girl’s funny life story. Set in a high fantasy wuxia setting, it is somewhere between wuxia (martial arts) and xianxia (immortal cultivation), it’s not very rigid in it’s rules.

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Tags: Nobility, Jianghu Fighting and Revenge, Sole Love/Obsessive Love, Mystery/Suspense

Main characters: Cai Zhao, Mu Qingyan

One Sentence Summary: Any genre/plot in my hands will become crack

Themes: Love and Courage, Never Back Down; Wanting to reach the top of the world, even if one dies one has no regrets.

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Cai Zhao: My hero is my aunt. She is a righteous, kind, martial artist who cares not for her own safety and always seeks to protect those that are weaker, the heroine of the marital arts world. So I will never join the martial arts world, open a nice store, and become a business woman.​

Mu Qingyun: Me too. My father is the one I look up to the most. He is a soft spoken, kind, clean and ethereal person, who views power as mere worthless clouds… so I decided to reclaim throne of the Demonic Cult, destroy those that have wronged the Mu family, and kill anyone who does not approve. ​

Cai Zhao: It would be great if I hadn’t met you.

Mu Qingyun: I am so glad I met you. <<less

What is fate?... more>>

Destined? Providence? Irreversible?

I don’t understand.

I only know that I can’t bear to see your hair turn white before your time, a sword to end a love that has yet to begin. <<less

An orphaned daugher of a renowned courtesan, for vengeance for her mother, for justice, she roams the dangerous, treacherous jianghu seeking the truth. Though she... more>> suffers setbacks and hardships, this only makes her stand even stronger, vowing to never lower her head to evil forces. In the end, she will prove a fact—that women are definitely not weaklings! <<less

I had been abroad to do medical volunteer work, when I was swept up in a civil war. I was killed by a rebel soldier, while taking a bullet for a patient. But when I finally woke up, I had become a child?!?... more>>

And in front of me stood a destroyed carriage and a group of oddly dressed people, who were unconscious!

“It’s just like a Murim world.”

As I hurry to perform first aid in an attempt to save even one person, I realize that this world is that of [The Supreme Demon King], a Wuxia novel I’ve enjoyed reading.

After meeting the rescue team of the ‘Three Great Doctors’, I found out that one of the person I saved was the protagonist of this novel, the future Demon King ‘Yeo Haryun’!

“Hey, since I’m indebted to you for saving me, call me ‘hyung’.”

For saving his life, I become sworn brothers with the future Demon King, and the White Dragon Godly Doctor, one of the most knowledgeable people around, recognized my potential and took me in as his disciple. This is the story of how I became the greatest physician in Gangho! <<less

A struggling writer, while starting a new book, gets s**ked into a bizarre computer and is transported to a series of strange and fantastical worlds.... more>>

In these worlds, he must play the role of protagonists from his own novels… His experiences, thoughts, and everything about him are written into novels and published.

With a sigh and tears streaming down his face, he laments, ‘If I could choose, I’d rather be a CEO!’ <<less

"The family head is quite a foolish man."... more>>

A servant in the Seol family of Gansu, Ja Woon-yeop, thought this. The foolish family head, manipulated by the new mistress Chu San-mi, contrasts with the upright eldest son, Seol Soo-beom.

"The first young master Seol Soo-beom is the most terrifying person I know!"

Despite being caught stealing and facing severe scolding and humiliation, Ja Woon-yeop ultimately decides to help Seol Soo-beom thwart Chu San-mi's schemes.

"I am the eldest son of the greatest family of Gansu, I cannot just watch this happen." "I will grow stronger than now and deal with them all."

Seol Soo-beom resolves to leave and gain strength, seeking revenge against Chu San-mi, and Ja Woon-yeop also decides to leave the Seol family and walk his own path.

"In this one life, I refuse to be just an orphan or a servant; I will rise as a superhuman." "Freely and with pride, I will roam this vast world."

Ja Woon-yeop, who became a master through training his own martial arts from a mysterious secret manual, begins to get closer to the scheme that loomed over the Seol family of Gansu as he meets various comrades...

Then one day, Ja Woon-yeop and Seol Soo-beom meet again. Ja Woon-yeop is surprised by Seol Soo-beom's martial arts.

"To think you, the eldest son of an orthodox family, would use such a sword technique!"

The very man who condemned him as wicked was now treading a heretic's path, just like himself! <<less

For decades, the brave warriors of the Northern Army fought to keep the world safe from the evil Silent Night. But when the fourth-generation leader, Jin Kwan-Ho is accused of colluding with the enemy, he is forced to disband the sect and commit su*cide to protect his son, Jin Mu-Won. With no family and allies left, Mu-Won leads a dreary life under close surveillance... until a surprise attack from the Silent Night gives him a chance to escape to the mountains.... more>>

There, the young warrior trains to master the fighting techniques of his predecessors, before the mysterious disappearance of a loved one brings him back to the mainland. Follow Jin Mu-Won as he embarks on a journey to avenge his father’s death and take down the villains who threaten to plunge the world into darkness! <<less

Ten miles out of Langluo, there was an academy governed by Confucian sages, and under them were nine gentlemen and three hundred scholars. It was a place that epitomized literary aura. All disciples of the academy, once appointed a gentleman, will cry out “one sentence” to become his life’s maxim and will forever strive towards this maxim. This maxim became known as “Jun You Yun” (A Gentleman Says). Su Baiyi, Feng Zuojun, and Xie Yuling were disciples of the Academy, all working hard to one day become a gentleman…... more>>

(Note: the story in this novel is not connected to the Shao Nian series but is set in the same universe a few hundred years before Shao Nian.) <<less

After his qi center is destroyed, a martial arts instructor of the Blood Demon Cult is assigned to learn and research the martial arts of four captured murim masters. However, when the Cult betrays him and decides to kill him, he fights back and everyone in the Cult dies, including himself.... more>>

He then mysteriously wakes up in the body of Baek Suryong, a young martial arts instructor in the rural countryside with a disease that will kill him within three years. He realizes that the martial arts he had learned holds the key to healing his new body’s illness, but in order to do that, he needed money. A LOT of money.

Baek Suryong thus embarks on a journey to become the Star Instructor of the Azure Dragon Martial Arts Academy, and earn enough money to save his own life! Perhaps he would even manage to educate some kids along the way… <<less

A figure strolled along a trail, taking in the beauty of the flowers. Wherever she went, mu*ders seemed to follow in her wake.... more>>

She sought out a secluded spot under a crooked peach tree, closing her eyes to rest.

Out of the blue, a bundle came flying over a towering wall, and landed squarely into her arms.

She unwrapped the bundle revealing a freshly severed human head.

“Amituofo.”

Standing on her tiptoes, she steadily placed the head on the branches of the peach tree. Then she flapped her clothes, and airily departed from the scene. <<less

A tale about the former leader of a special organization that served under royalty, now leaving his past life behind and unintentionally getting involved with... more>> the martial world. <<less

When her twin brother was ordered to get married, but got kidnapped on the way, Meng Chang’an had to dress up as a man and get married on his behalf, in order to save the lives of the clan.... more>>

The moment she stepped into the bridal chamber, the demonic sect’s young master, who had always behaved erratically, gathered all her sharpness and called out obediently to Her Royal Highness the Princess next to the bed, who was wearing a phoenix crown and beautiful robe: “Sister-in-law.”

However, what she received was the meaningful look from the princess by the bed: “Don’t call me sister-in-law, call me wife.”

Young Master Meng, who did not know the meaning of the kiss that landed on the corner of her mouth during the wedding night, finally gradually understood the thoughts of Her Royal Highness in the days that followed.

Meng Chang’an: “Your Highness, I advise you to give up. This young master has never had a fondness for grinding mirrors², and in this lifetime, I will never like women. You should not waste your efforts on me!”

Li Qiubai slowly raised her hand and gently touched the young master’s chest, with a teasing smile, she asked, “How could these efforts be wasted? Look at you, your heart is beating so fast. Even your legs are getting weak…”

Young Master Meng lost her armor along the way but still wouldn’t give up: “Even if you get my body, you can’t have my heart. It’s impossible for me to be in love with a woman!”

One year later:

Her Royal Highness the Princess: “Sister, why don’t you call me sister-in-law?”

Young Master Meng: “Wife…I know I was wrong…”

Note: One of the characters in this story is a side character in “Record of the Poison Doctor Pursuing Her Wife”. This can be read as a stand alone.

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¹打脸 (dǎ liǎn) – Literally, it means “to slap one’s face.” Figuratively, means to be proven wrong, to eat one’s words.

²磨鏡 (mó jìng) euphemism referring to having lesbian s*xual relations, where both parties get a certain degree of s*xual satisfaction from rubbing or stroking each other’s bodies. Since both parties have the same body structure, it seems that they are grinding together with a mirror placed in the middle. <<less

It was an era of war unlike ever seen before in Murim history.... more>>

To end the horrible war, numerous heroes had sacrificed their lives and disappeared on the battlefield.

This is the story of a man that longed to be a hero and the story of his brilliant rise to the top.

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Joo Seo-Cheon is a man who luckily survives the Warring Era and becomes the Hwasan sect’s elder, only to live a life full of regrets and doubts.

He lays on his deathbed waiting for the inevitable when he is returned to the past… <<less

I worked harder than anyone else. But efforts were meaningless in a third-rate life. Because I wasn’t the main character in my life. The ending ultimately resulted in death by the killer.... more>>

One day, when everything ended for me, the nightmare of the Heavenly Demon Church came to me. ‘I can imitate a martial art that I have seen once… ?’ A record of the early journey of a third-rate Jeongpain who was overcome by evil. <<less

The great journey of an ordinary martial artist. ... more>>

“Once your habit is tainted, you have no choice but to live as a dog forever. Do not turn the wolf inside you into a dog.” <<less

Jianghu has been peaceful and stable for many years already, yet the Demon Cult suddenly reared its head in the Northeast, at Xue City.... more>>

Outstanding righteous heroes gathered together at the Wulin Conference for a joint discussion of a crusade, to suppress the chaos once and for all.

Wulin Alliance Leader: “Why hasn’t Palace Master Li of Wanren Palace come yet — which of you will go pass him a word?”

All Sects have exceptional tacit understanding; all as one retreated three steps.

After a moment, there only remained one figure at the front of the hall: an extraordinarily talented and good-looking youth in white clothes.

Wulin Alliance Leader, as if relieved of a great burden: “Then I will trouble Young Master Zhu, much obliged.”

Zhu Yanyin’s smile froze on his face, wait wait, what were you talking about just now?

Wanren Palace’s Palace Master, Li Sui — not a demon, but more demonic than one.

He lifted his eyelids, lazily and leisurely examining the person before him: “You also want to crusade against the Demon Cult?”

Zhu Yanyin hurriedly refuted: “No I don’t, I just want to stroll onto the stage when two sides are fighting, and charm the entire jianghu with my astonishingly elegant demeanor.” <<less

Inside the wuxia novel which the male lead fully seized, I possessed the male lead’s distant ancestor.... more>>

In order to be faithful to the role of supporting male lead, I worked my bones off and built the best family.

After that, I closed my eyes comfortably. However—

“What?! Did you say that my family is doomed?”

When I opened my eyes again, it was 300 years later.

My family, which I had reestablished so tenaciously, was on the verge of collapsing.

Furthermore, the disgraceful political marriage of the male lead, whom I devoted my whole life to support, with the original villainess was ahead.

However, the biggest problem was…

“Why did I become that villainess!?”

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Now that I married the male lead, I decided to make my ruined family stand again.

If the original female lead appears later, wouldn’t he let me stealthily slide out?

That’s what I thought, however…

“Our Housemistress, isn’t she a chance given by God to revive the North Sea Ice Palace?”

“I never thought that Housemistress would think about us like this… I was really touched.”

…Why do you all look so affectionate like that?

Moreover,

“Sometimes, I feel like Wife is too good for me.”

The male lead’s gaze which was staring at me sparkled with endless obsession.

“… Still, I don’t want to let you go.”

No, I mean, the original female lead has appeared, right? Why are you like this to me!? <<less

Renowned and well-regarded members of the martial world are being killed off one after another. The culprit: The Killer Star, Shen Wuhai, now hated by the entire martial world. But efforts to stop him have been futile, so the Sword King Palace has put up a reward for 10,000 taels of gold to anyone who captures the Killer Star alive.... more>>

Now the scourge of the martial world has also become a nice piece of fatty meat, a gold mine for anyone who can get to him.

Easier said than done… <<less