Please Don’t Eat Me


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A little mouse who thought he would get eaten finally eats the snake that has been hankering after him.

As for what he used to eat with? You know and I know—ho ho ho~ *crow-like cackling*

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Date Group Release
12/31/14 Chinese BL Translations oneshot + extra...
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Rain Cloud
Rain Cloud rated it
July 4, 2016
Status: Completed
This was friggin adorable :) I highly recommend if you like getting warm tingly feelings in your heart, especially when you read about a cute couple like this one!
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Shio rated it
August 26, 2018
Status: --
This one shot is in pdf download link format, so for those who hate downloading stuff on mediafire or can't open pdf file, you have been warned. There's 25 pages in total, which is pretty nice for one shot.

As other review has stated, it's a cute fluffy novel with cute character. The MC is a little bit naive, but not to much to the point where you want to hit your head with a pan after reading it.
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YoriMei rated it
April 20, 2019
Status: Completed
Very very quick, fluffy and my internal face the entire time was just :3c

it’s not a very deep story, MC is a mouse (I think of him as a hamster though, lol) demon whose cute, motherly and perfect wife material. He made cookies for his neighbor but turns out neighbor is a snake demon who also works with him! Fearing for his life, he cooks for the ML thinking he’s gonna be eaten. Little does he know the ML does wanna eat him... in a different way ;3c. It’s nothing... more>> super interesting or engaging but it’s very cute and has a written out “papapa” scene rather than fade to black. <<less
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izayaYY rated it
July 1, 2019
Status: --
Smutty one shot about a cute mouse demon being chased, pursued and getting ready to be eaten by a big snake demon... but it's not the kind of 'eat' little mouse is expecting... lol
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UsuiAh rated it
July 14, 2020
Status: Completed
Good short leading to smut plus extra smut chapter.
Straightforward, funny internal dialogues, smooth story flow, super rich hot seme and cute delicate uke.
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RiiRu rated it
July 20, 2019
Status: Completed
Super fluffy, filled with a lots of misunderstanding that makes is funny.
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Riversong411 rated it
March 30, 2018
Status: Completed
Awww.... So freaking adorable! I would love to read more of this author.
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Gluttony rated it
June 6, 2017
Status: --
Supremely fluffy and sweet. Like melted cotton candy, caramel and chocolate all in one delicious pot of gay goodness. LOL.
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alice_animelover rated it
April 21, 2021
Status: Completed
Gosh, this story was soooo yummy~

I have no regrets being sent to horny jail. Lol
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CarinaNovel Updates rated it
March 16, 2020
Status: Completed
One shot + extra (25 pages Pdf datei)

Di Xiaoshu x Ling She

Dense, innocent slightly s*upid mouse (demon = human form) is getting boiled in warm water by the snake (demon). With the misunderstanding of being targeted as a pray by his snake neighbor the mouse is constantly 'petrified' thinking that he will be eaten and die.

... more>> First time + forplay starts on page 12/25

After getting eaten Di Xiaoshu was mad but very delicious rice managed to extinguish his flames of fury.

The frog (Mauzhertz) was finished boiling.

Smut Extra p. 22/25

Move in together, Di Xiaoshu felt that he had really gotten to know the lusty and desirous nature of the snake demons after their relationship advanced to the next level, as well as the

essence of ‘anytime, anywhere’.

Di Xiaoshu’s was body was well-trained ~ <<less
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Gekkoureader rated it
July 26, 2019
Status: Completed
Same thing as the other reviews say, fluffy with a lot of misunderstandings.
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yls rated it
July 11, 2019
Status: Completed
Cute! A decent story, the original misunderstanding was quite funny
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KaitoHeart rated it
July 18, 2018
Status: Completed
Really cute! The misunderstandings MC had was really funny and the tactics the ML had, it's so fluffy!

I completed it in just one sitting, so I recommend it if you want to pass some time.
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kaytiti rated it
October 12, 2021
Status: Completed
Innocent adorable mouse x lustful bold snake = hot erot*c smut (I guess heheh)

MC's misunderstandings made me smile while reading... really funny & cute! Translation is well done. Love this short story... sure recommended.
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Keisotsuna rated it
May 2, 2018
Status: Completed
So adorable and fluffy!! ^//^ The "little mouse" is so cute and in every way a 'scaredy-cat'. The interactions between the two are so lovable and sweet.

I demand for more extras, please! ♡
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