I Will Transmigrate In 10 Days: Fortunately I Have A Cultivation Emulator

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If you found out that you would be transmigrated to a fantasy world 10 days later, what would you do in these 10 days?

[Activating the Cultivation Emulator.] [Your current cultivation talent options are: extraordinary writing skills, disabilities…] [Day 1. You transmigrated to a small village at the foot of Tianwu Mountain. You were determined to become a great cultivator who was immortal. On the same day, you left the village and headed into the mountains.] [Day 2. You were in the mountains and hadn’t found any food so far. Hungry and thirsty, you sought temporary shelter in a dilapidated temple at night. To your surprise, there were monsters in the temple. You had no means to defend yourself and you died.] [Ding! You completed the simulation. Every day, you can permanently retain a talent. You can also extract the talents into the real world.] 10 days later, Zhao Hao ventured into the cultivation world, along with 10 top cultivation talents.

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十天后穿越:还好我有修仙模拟器
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02/05/23 Webnovel c1
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onlycrimson123
onlycrimson1
Mar 06, 2024
Status: c177
TL;DR: An extremely enthralling idea with the WORST author and main character I have EVER seen in ANY book.

What are the three most terrible yet unfortunately common things in Chinese novels? Your answers may be varied, but a large portion of people would say "r*pe occurring for plot", "pe*ophilia", and "nationalism."

This book has all of that. In ABUNDANCE.

Starting with nationalism, this book, at least up until chapter 107, takes place on Earth before his transmigration happens. Naturally, the main character is in China. Also naturally, for any plot that takes... more>> place in China, the main character is a government dog.

He sacrifices his extremely limited time and energy all to the country for absolutely no benefit to himself. This is also entirely out of line with his personality. This main character is definitely, without a doubt, more evil than Fang Yuan. It isn't even meant to be a defining personality trait of his, he just continually displays his disregard for the life and happiness of anyone else. For example, he killed hundreds of billions of people to proceed a small step in his cultivation.

The thing is, I don't even care about that! It just really shows how off-brand his worship of his country is when he doesn't care when billions die. It sucks and it permeates the entire novel. Probably half of the 107 chapters I have read have been him bowing his head and carrying out whatever task his government asks of him. The sole reason I could bear with it was the hope that it would stop when he actually transmigrates. But here I am, 100 chapters in, and he is nowhere close to transmigrating.

Next, the pe*ophilia. There is SO much pe*ophilia. It is so f*cking unnecessary too. For example, the main character meets this, explicitly stated, 15-year-old girl and accepts her as his disciple for whatever s*upid plot reason. After that, there are at least a DOZEN occasions of him looking at her hornily and thinking about how he can't control himself because she is just so hot. SHE IS 15.

That isn't even the only time. Somehow. In one of his simulations, the main character creates a person and then reunites with her a month later. The author states that she LOOKS 13 and she is, in actuality, A MONTH OLD, and ALSO HIS DAUGHTER. You would think these would be enough to stop the main character's rampant pe*ophilia, but f*ck no it doesn't. Numerous descriptions of how beautiful and sexy she is and how the main character fantasizes about her. HOLY SHIT.

Next, the "r*pe happening for the plot." This is already an absolutely disgusting and terrible thing to read in most novels, but it is so much worse here. In most novels, the r*pe happens by some antagonist or side-character to justify the main character's hatred of them. Not here. In this novel, the main character is the one doing the raping. It isn't even someone he has a conflict with or a bad person. The main character just wanted to piss off one of his enemies so he went and r*ped his wife. It wasn't even like the "enemy" did anything to the main character. The main character was just having one of his mu*derous episodes.

The author followed up that horrible, horrible plot point by saying the wife liked the r*pe so much that she begged to be kept by the main character. What the actual f*ck? Normally I would tell the author to seek help, but I think here he just needs to kill himself.

Another thing is the author's extremely weird obsession with feet. Obviously, this isn't as abhorrent as the other points mentioned, but it is so weird reading his creepy descriptions of feet. Below, I will copy and paste two of the countless sentences he has written about it.

"Her toes were like pearls, sparkling and round, and one could not help but want to hold them in their hands and play with them."

"You had never seen such beautiful feet. They were sparkling and translucent, like white jade. They had perfect curves, and each toe was just right."

Yuck.

Frankly, I could continue this review all day. There is nothing at all that is good about this novel, besides the base idea. I won't bother though.

Now, for the most frustrating thing. The idea for this novel is FANTASTIC. I have an enormous bias for simulation novels and there really aren't many of them. That is the sole reason I could even continue reading this novel.

It has everything that I like in terms of the idea and everything that I hate in terms of the execution. A truly aggravating situation.

I would recommend this novel to starting writers who need a self-esteem boost. No matter how bad they are, they aren't the worst. <<less
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