Xie Anran, who has multiple personality disorder, has three souls living inside his body.... more>>

One is a timid nerd, one is a cold pretty boy, and one is a flirty ladyboy.

Before he was reborn, Xie Anran was secretly in love with Sui Yuan, but did not manage to restrain the flirty ladyboy in his body who went to make a confession.

Sui Yuan’s face was full of rejection: “Go away.”

This time, the Xie Anrans collectively became “corrupted” and were determined to do anything in their power to capture Sui Yuan (no matter how dirty the means) and announce to the world — this male god is ours now!

Thus, Sui Yuan’s live streaming platform had three new anchors.

One is an unrivaled mid-laner ace, who talks with strength.

One is a prince of love songs, once his voice is sounded out, the melody lingers and reverberates in the air for an extended period of time.

One is a rare beauty who can adapt to many roles, such as pure, gorgeous, virtuous, or humble.

Afterwards Sui Yuan discovered that they were all actually the same person.

And so, this is a “I and I and I like you very much, let us four be together ~\(≧▽≦)/~” story. <<less

Before the people, they use their lips as spears and their tongues as swords.... more>>

In private, though, their lips and teeth are interlocked.

Second Persona Official Weibo:

“When a variety program has a 'xiangsheng' actor and a well-known presenter swap their jobs with one another, what spark will arise from the meeting of their ‘violent mouths’? @ZhouChenYu @YanZhao”

Yan Zhao: That xiangsheng-talking mouth, that crafty, swindling ghost. [Smile]
Zhou Chenyu: In public, lips as spears, tongues as swords. In private, lips and teeth are interlocked. [Shy]
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Q: “As an emcee, how do you fry business CP with a xiangsheng actor?”

A: “He will use roasting to let the whole world know that you’re his wifey.”

Q: “As a xiangsheng actor, what’s the consequence of on-stage calling your business partner ‘wifey’ over and over?”

A: “I called and called, then got XXXed by said wifey.”

Note: Xiàngsheng is, in the simplest of terms, a double act comedy. The literal translation would be ‘Crosstalk’. It is usually performed by a duo where the performers banter with each other. There is usually singing and acting included. <<less

In the year 2697, the Overseer System has already undertaken the major power of decision-making, upholding stability and granting peace.... more>>

Chun He carries on his father’s duties and takes the honorable title of prison officer.

He’s always been a law-abiding person, and thus complies with the Overseer’s rules, determined to be an outstanding prison guard.

But the problem is, Chun He is addicted to tobacco, and the prison prohibits smoking.

And to make matters worse, there’s one prisoner who always has cigarettes…… <<less

The first time that game strategist Chen Jianfeng meets his boss, Wu Di, he utterly destroys him in a video game-- the video game that... more>> their company is developing. And he proceeds to show him up at the same game, unbeknownst to either of them, again and again. This is the story of a dimwitted guy who’s a whiz at everything from video games to basketball, and his boss, who’s a really sore loser. <<less

A rich young master, Chu Wei, when running away from home gets targeted by assassins. Barely managing to escape, all alone, he spent a hefty... more>> sum of money to hide in Jiang family’s Inn. On the other side, Luosuo assassin’s killer was ordered by the Chu family to kill, yet made a mishap of driving its prey to hide inside what his boss called Demon’s Inn. Let’s see the story of how the two of them kill and love each other unfolds. <<less

Tang Ning entered a survival game where each person can draw different skill cards in each round. Others drew a series of powerful cards, but the card settings that Tang Ning drew were:... more>>

[You are so delicate and frail that you can still feel a tiny bean even though you are separated by twenty eiderdown quilts]

[There is a prince who has been looking for a real princess. You are 100% attracted to the prince because of your delicate body.]

Tang Ning: "?"

Teammates received lunch boxes one after another. Tang Ning fell into a pool of blood and fell into a dream of death. A handsome man gracefully appeared from the darkness, picked up his sleeping lover, and opened the dungeon for him——

There is a prince who always exists in the copy and is the only life-saving driftwood Tang Ning can hold on to.

Tang Ning, who had drawn a card with the inability to speak setting, once tremblingly wrote "Don't go" on the opponent's palm. His prince kissed the back of his hand and smiled affectionately and tenderly at him.

A long time later, Tang Ning and the prince got together.

Then he discovered
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It turns out that, from the beginning to the end, the prince and the monster were the same person.

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The demon is moved, he takes off the moon, crushes the stars, and becomes your only god in the dark night. <<less

Everyone in District 13 knows that Little King Next Door is not the son of Old King Next Door. But they don’t know that Little King Next Door is reborn.... more>>

The moment Wang Ye died with all his enemies, he relaxed and thought: Damn it, he’s finally dead, this life is worth it, that’s all.

Who would have thought that he would be reborn in the most f**ked up time of his life?

This was when the world had just launched a holographic game called “Extreme Danger”.

Wang Ye, who was super poor in his previous life, did not have access to this game until he was nineteen, and by then he was already lagging behind many others. But even so, with his fear of death and tenacity, he made his way in this world, and later even discovered the secrets of this world.

Now he will enter this game eleven years early.. <<less

Alor met the most powerful enemy on the battlefield, who he later found out was the soft and sticky little boy who was once by his side.... more>>

The enemy isn’t the enemy but is here to redeem him.

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In a certain year of the astronomical calendar, the Finni Empire decided to implant a device in their soldiers, the purpose being that they would absolutely obey the orders of their generals.

And one day in the same year, Alor crossed and the device in his head malfunctioned. Unexpectedly, he was assigned to that little fool…

Alor: His smile suddenly stiffened.

The situation afterwards—

Little fool: “Say you like me!”

Alor: “…”

Little fool: “Say you like me the most!”

Alor: “…”

Little fool: “Say you love me!”

Alor: “…”

Many years later—

Big fool: “Kiss me.”

Alor: give up resistance.jpg

Dummy, who is clever and quick-witted and also attacks x Verbally says he dislikes it, but in reality is very fond of his attack. <<less

Luo Yang has an elder brother and a younger one who spoils him. His life is very happy but he always wanted to go out on his own just once. Fortunately, the heavens heard his wish and he was changed into a small fox demon. Unfortunately, he was picked up by his arch nemesis Rong Yu.... more>>

This arch nemesis Rong Yu that was once stepped on by Luo Yang, had soared high and became very powerful. Now in his arch nemesis’ hands, it was hard to say how his fate would end!

For the betterment of his own survival, Luo Yang who was shaking with fear, could only hide in Rong Yu’s embrace, obediently letting him pet him, lest he recognises him.

Rong Yu: Have you found that person?

Luo Yang: meow meow meow?

After a while, Luo Yang already thinks of himself as a small, foolishly cute cat. However, Rong Yu already knows that Luo Yang is Jiang country’s last nine tailed fox changed by heaven’s will. <<less

Once upon a time, there was a makeup artist who possessed outstanding skills and top-notch aesthetic judgement. When he did makeup for various stars, he could embellish sharpness onto the smooth vases that lacked edges, and he could make models who exceeded the boundaries of aesthetics to appear delicate and soft, more approachable to people.... more>>

Male stars loved to request him, for he had a thorough understanding of masculine charm in particular, and the makeup he did was never garishly slathered in oils or powders, instead exuding a natural, dashing air of elegance.

Female stars loved to request him, for not only was he excellent in his skills, he was also everyone’s closest confidant; when they chatted, he could easily hold any conversation, and his mouth would be tightly sealed, never allowing anyone’s privacy to slip out.

Although this person was quite young, after getting by in the makeup industry the past few years, he was virtually considered as a distinguished personality in his profession, and would be referred to as a ‘master’ wherever he went.

But he had a terrifying secret. He needed to carefully tread on thin ice and couldn’t expose even the slightest traces; otherwise, nobody would invite him to work ever again, and nobody would apply to the classes he led anymore.

—He was a straight man. <<less

Being a teacher is a noble profession, and being a teacher is a high-risk profession. Especially when the student is a playful emperor, the accompany... more>> is the commander of Jinyiwei, the two factory owners in the east and west are the one who pours the tea, and there are three bachelors in the cabinet and six ministers who are watching in shifts. Always ready to roll up your sleeves to "dress people", the pressure is really extraordinary. Standing on the podium of Wenhua Hall, Yang Zan <<less

When his eyes first landed on Ling Fei, Ouyang Ran’s intuition told him that as a rookie, he was too arrogant and despotic and required more practice to hone his skills.... more>>

When his eyes first landed on Ouyang Ran, Ling Fei’s intuition told him that although the man was his superior, he was nothing more than a rich second generation born with a golden spoon in his mouth.

Both of them did not see eye-to-eye with each other and their personalities were completely incompatible. Just like a meteor colliding with Earth, the sparks that flew whenever they clashed only served to deepen their enmity towards each other.

But in a Futures trading company where the atmosphere was tense and strained, everyday felt as though they were dancing on the tip of a blade. Just one careless move was enough to break one apart.

So, they couldn’t afford to have any internal strife. If they both wanted to win, they could only choose to cooperate…

When a greenhorn lion cub encounters an aggressive animal-tamer with ample experience, who will end up being tamed? <<less

The weather was pleasant. I stood under the sun, raised my head and closed my eyes. When I had done this before, there was a dark red cloth covering my eyes.... more>>

But now I finally saw you.

And I miss you. <<less

Jiang Zhiye lost his memory for three years. When he met Cen Si at a health preserving variety show, he didn't know why the fencing genius of the sports school entered the entertainment industry and became a star. What was more, they fell in love and broke up. At the beginning of the broadcast, he was on business: "I will give you a scalp treatment." Cen Si thought he still wanted to make physical contact.... more>>

During the meal, he borrowed and returned: "How can I transfer the money for this meal to you?" Cen Si thought he wanted to add him on WeChat again.

When Cen Si felt dizzy, he was kind and said, "Go to my room and rest." Cen Si thought he wanted to renew his relationship.

Then they rolled in the sheets again. One thought it was a reunion, and he didn't have to chase his wife. One thought it was his first love and was excited by the tacit understanding of deja vu.

Both sides were willing to enjoy themselves. Just ... Jiang Zhiye began to recover his memory gradually. He remembered that when he was 18 years old, he was homeless and seriously ill with a fever, and Cen Si carried him on his shoulders. He also remembered how, at 19, Cen Si won the gold medal at the World Championships and then held him in the locker room for a kiss. And 20 years old, how Ceng Qi left him behind.

So during this love affair, Cen Si thought he would get a good morning kiss. He directly got hit by a fist - "Person surnamed Cen, we may have to turn over some old scores."

* The program team was shocked.

Only then did they know that the health program was actually a pseudo love complex.

Eight guests were grouped in pairs to generate four emotional patterns. But the movie star didn't cultivate feelings with his official CP partner, how could he get together with a plain person in a spa? He went to listen to his songs, and he wanted to sleep next to him, and he took him to see the meteor... The official CP partner was itchy with hate.

Until the big adventure punishment game, the guest provocatively asked Jiang Zhiye, "Don't you like the fourth brother? You can kiss him if you have the ability?"

It was when Cen Si interrupted impatiently and took the lead to block Jiang Zhiye's lips - they realized that it seemed that this was the official match*

When falling in love with a top athlete, Jiang Zhiye's mood fluctuated greatly. That year, Cen Si said to him, "The championship is mine, and you are mine." Jiang Zhiye laughed at his complacency. Later, Cen Si said to him, "Sorry." Jiang Zhiye called him selfish.

Until Cen Si paved the way for him by borrowing his identity as a movie star, when he became a top singer, he abandoned his identity as a movie star and returned to the game, wearing the Olympic gold medal and ring on him, and in front of the lens of the world media, he told him, "Thank you my husband."

Jiang Zhiye was fortunate that he had done what he said. And finally, in the middle of the night, when Cen Si once again grabbed his ankle and dragged him to the sheets... Jiang Zhiye was in bad mood and began to blame him day and night, day after day. <<less

Because I have you, my life is sweet.

While looking up at the sky on a night when the snow fell, I got lost in another world. It was similar to the world... more>> I’d lived in up until now, but a somewhat different closed-off world. The person who found me took care of me as if I were a precious treasure. <<less

"I like you." The man suddenly looked up and said to the opposite man, very very sincere.... more>>

"……I do not accept."

"I really like you, Xiǎoxīn. I have liked you since I was a student. I like you is not the kind of impulsive like, but really treat you as a lifelong lover.

"I said ah, Xué dì, can you..."

"I like you! I like you very much! I can't live without you in my life. I can't live without you, just like a fish can't leave water, a bird can't live without the sky, and a zhái nán can't leave a computer. Xiaoxin, I really like……" (Otaku)

"So I said, Xue di..." the man opposite sighed.

"Don't you accept it, Xiaoxin? Is it because I am not good enough? If this is the case, I can change it... I can..."
The opposite man finally couldn’t help it.

"I said, Xue di, the question is not whether I accept it or not ... but do you think this situation is suitable for thinking about such things?" <<less

The year is 20×0, animal spirits has been legalized and given human rights. As a big, grey wolf, Ji Ze’s favourite thing to do everyday is to drink soy milk and pet his own tail. Until one day, while climbing the school wall after sleeping in, Ji Ze witnessed a bloody battle. The young boy who was attacked wielded a metal pipe. His eyes shined red, but his blood was redder. Thick skinned and six foot tall, the boy pressed his tongue to his cheek, spitting saliva and blood over the pile of half-dead carnivores. ... more>>

“If I didn’t eat grass, I’d f*cking barbecue all of you!”

Perched atop the school wall, Ji Ze realised with a start: wow, it’s a rabbit.

From that day on, to hunt down this rabbit named Shen Chu became a top-priority mission in Ji Ze’s life.

【The person who stands beside me, he’s just as strong as I am.】 <<less

Following the progression of society, the complaints and woes of the partnerless have reached a crescendo. As a result, a brand new privilege was established. When women reach the age of 23 and men, the age of 26, they will all have the choice to find a spouse for themselves, or follow the arrangements of the government’s spousal assignment system.... more>>

Single, lazy mommy’s boy proctologist x Former idol turned hard-working, irritable super star

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Q: What do I do if I get assigned to my Anti?

A: Make him a fan with true love! <<less

In the capital city of Elden, within the lawless kingdom of Sunland, there exists an underground space sealed by the massive bones of a dragon... more>> known as Legasios No In. These bones act as a 'lid,' trapping creatures from other dimensions, commonly referred to as 'Freaks.' A group daringly ventures into this perilous underground realm in search of treasure. They are Clan ZOO, led by the beautiful yet unreliable Mariarose, who aims to acquire treasures in perfect (or perhaps not-so-perfect?) form—although things don't always go as planned! In the face of any battle, destiny, or betrayal, it is their presence that gives them the strength to keep living. This is the ultimate tale of Maria, the gentle 'invader (cracker),' and their companions. <<less

That day after the depressed-looking Cen Jin had dropped out of his school, he noticed a little enrollment ad put on a streetlight post outside the school entrance. When he saw that the third-rate technical school advertised in the paper didn’t need an admission exam, he enrolled.... more>>

Cen Jin, who only wanted a miscellaneous diploma, found out that the usual lesson of this technical school was: teaching them how to slay a god!

There were three codes for new students to adhere:

-Do not trust all the Gods.

-If you encountered the mysterious (Grim Reaper) and failed to seek help, then adopt these actions: Negotiate, pounce, dominate, and kill. Do not stop until you’re on your last breath.

-Please use up all your strength to convey your feelings, and pray for the gods’ favor.

Cen Jin had no option but to address the gods and deliver a totally committed, passionate confession in order to survive, despite his embarrassment.

Until the first Freshmen’s Skill Competition Conference, at the critical moment of life and death, he confessed before the public, attracting the pity of 100,000 gods.

Only then did he come to know that what he had drawn was a satirical version of the freshmen codes, and the object of his confession was superior to all the 100,000 gods.

Students and instructors all around the world had simultaneously witnessed the chaotic uproar of the Freshmen’s Skill Competition Conference – that tumultuous day, 100,000 gods were inspired to come and, uniformly, cheered to the inconspicuous gloomy yellow-haired in the center of the crowd: Wife teetee!!

You wouldn’t be able to see that sort of scenario unless you leave Earth. <<less

Xi Shui’s major was ballet dancing and his side gig was diet. No one could understand the secret of losing weight better than choreographers: eat less+move more. Despite being hyperactive, Xi Shui excelled at eating. When the teacher pinched the spare tire on his stomach, Xi Shui was ashamed and angry. He found a formula that Kissing could burn calories and the more intense the partner’s kiss, the more calories would be consumed. This could be able to fall in love and lose weight. It was Zhou Zeqi, a celebrity from the school’s Sport Academy, that he was aiming for. He summoned up the courage and went find the person he fell in love with,... more>> carrying a small school bag on his back: ” I want to fall in love with you…”

Xi Shui was so shy that he couldn’t raise his head. Zhou Zeqi looked at the boy who was trembling from blushing to the base of his neck in front of him and casually accepted the confession. Another party knew the steps of love and was passionate about kissing. Zhou Zeqi thought that the other party loved him so much, but one day he saw a bunch of records on the other party’s mobile phone:

5.23 kiss for ten seconds burns 0 calories

5.24 kiss for five minutes burns 30 calories

5.26 kiss for ten minutes burns 60 calories….

XiaoXi’s trouble: What to do? Zhou Zeqi wants to go to a hotel with me wahahahah….

Zhou Zeqi felt like he was about to be pissed off by his little boyfriend: Damn it.

Foolish ballet beauty, Little swan × "I believe everything you say" - Big wolf dog - Gong <<less

Every day Sammy dreams of slaying dragons. He has an online friend called Mike.... more>>

Mike is an adolescent fire dragon. He has an online friend called Sammy.

One day… they ran offline. <<less

A famous website had a live farm channel with a very special anchor. In the fish pond where he worked, the smallest fish was at least a meter long. Whenever people got close to them, the fish used their tails to smack them.... more>>

Visitors felt that it was impossible for someone to eat one of these fish in their lifetime.

Then one day, Yan Ran arrived at the fish pond. This new boss was not only beautiful and exquisite, but also an excellent chef. After that, the style of the show changed.

“This fish is too fat, it will affect its health. It can be made into sweet and sour fish!

“The weather’s been very cold recently, so the grass carp might struggle to survive. I’ll make them into boiled fish!”

“Urgh, how can catfish whiskers roll like noodles? The ugliness is blinding! Well, lets braise them!”

One day when Yan Ran was about to eat a live fish on his show, a big glowing fish appeared in his tank.

Live visitors: ▼_▼

Koi King ( Koi : A fish that represents good luck): ▼_▼

Yan Ran: So big, needs two grills, one for salty and one for spicy! [JPG(Picture): Excited Cat Ears] <<less