The Useless Mr. Zhuang

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Zhuang Hanxue was a no-good 34-year-old pleasure seeker, passing each day freely and merrily. Still savvy at his age, he started an online relationship and earned a boyfriend. The shou in his 30s calmly accepted it. Being a shou was very good, it was really pleasurable, really relaxing. His family’s Qiu Zheyan mustn’t treat him too well! Every day he acted like a salted fish. Staying at home loafing around was really good, hee hee hee =v=

However, a good thing doesn’t last forever. His family’s little wolf encountered a financial crisis. The useless Mr. Zhuang recalled that his own family still had millions waiting for him to inherit. “Just wait, I’ll go borrow some money for you. Is 100 million enough?”

Qiu Zheyan, who had believed he was raising a poor lover, “???”

Associated Names
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没出息的庄先生
Related Series
Blooming Romance (Adapted From)
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Recommendation Lists
  1. Read later 7
  2. deep clean (oop-)
  3. Will read 4
  4. list pt 1
  5. BL / Yaoi

Latest Release

Date Group Release
11/04/20 WJM-MTL c7
11/03/20 WJM-MTL c6
11/02/20 WJM-MTL c5
11/01/20 WJM-MTL c4
10/31/20 WJM-MTL c3
10/30/20 WJM-MTL c2
10/30/20 WJM-MTL c1
08/23/20 Kagerou Scans c1
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Melange
Melange rated it
August 23, 2020
Status: Completed
Unlike most BL novels, this story features a couple who are definitely not your typical loving-you-more-than-life doting pair. Rather, MC is a shameless, lazy couch surfer whose only goal in life is to live a free and unrestrained life. He is enabled by the shy-yet-determined ML, who takes their relationship way too hard, way too fast. As a result, they have a rocky start.

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Spoiler

ML proposes marriage within 2 months, causing MC, a serial marriage rejecter, to contemplate running away.

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Naturally, the reason behind MC's behavior is revealed over the course of the novel.

Spoiler

Although, useless and unaccomplished, MC is extremely self-aware and understands that his interests may wane over time, hence the reason why he doesn't wish to be tied down. Additionally, he is diametrically opposed to anything resembling his parents' relationship, giving him all the more reason to reject marriage.

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I enjoyed MC's personality as he was fresh and very progressive, although some of it was in the name of being lazy -- he argued that he wanted to be like a housewife... if women can do it, men can to. Never mind the fact that he never did a lick of housework. Eventually, he matures long enough to help ML while confronting his parents.

Spoiler

This ends as soon as he sets up his own company. Then he turns into an extremely talented arm-flinging shopkeeper and goes back to becoming a lazy bum. Work smarter, not harder, haha. Love him ❤️

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The main story is pretty short and sweet, while the extras contain a little more angst and as they tell the story of MC's older brother. If you're looking for something short and sweet with a different type of MC, I would suggest this novel. <<less
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Arrange
Arrange rated it
November 15, 2020
Status: Completed
It's not bad. The novel has more comedy than fluff. With some side dishes filled with bitterness. Like any other respectable BL, somehow the angst is always hiding somewhere ready to ambush us after being mellowed down by the fluff.

But I have to admit that it was that description that sold me on the story the most.

I always liked salted fish MC ahahha

Plus I relate to MC's way of life, it's my dream life honestly hahaha

Freedom and laziness are what MC wants.

Let's add the ML after lol.
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1Sami
1Sami rated it
November 4, 2020
Status: c6
I saw that this overlapped with Blooming Romance and I was really excited but I can barely keep track of what's going on. The translation is just that bad. The MC doesn't have a very likable character to me, he feels very carefree and not at all like how he was portrayed in the description. The ML is very lazy and keeps trying to move the relationship on faster and faster. He hasn't even known the MC for two months yet and he already wants to propose marriage.
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Face-con
Face-con rated it
April 5, 2021
Status: c35
Not bad

About Mc

He is lazy person. His family is a truly mess. I would be surprised if under this circumstances he would be hardworking one. At least he is an optimist

... more>> About Ml

He is very insecure guy who became easily jealous to everyone. He has trust and confidence issues. I don't really like him though, he is very controlling and in some places I suspected that he was looking down on MC and feeling superior which I really hated. He s hateful but he tries to get better though

Secondary characters

It is smth I really like in this novel. They are realistic, they think like in a real world not like in a romance novels where everything about love love and love. Even when it comes to main cp relationship, friends from both advice them to break up. I know it does not look good but it really shows that they don't wear pink gasses, but look at the world with more pragmatic point of view. They play a role of sober people or even my thoughts. Because if it was not a novel nothing would end well with how the things are.
Spoiler

I really liked MC's brother he was cold heartened and a little bit scummy and before eloping with his man he tested him a lot (as he said) and I liked this fact. He made sure that the person he wants to spend his life was worthy of his love and contribution. His decisions were not just based on falling in love, which makes me love him so much. You know there are so many cases when you elope with someone and then that person just dump you

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riyu
riyu rated it
February 25, 2023
Status: Completed
-A funny, fluffy read, with no real villainous characters ... more>>
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even the scumbag dad character gets softened in the end, and the illegitimate half-brother and ex-lovers are actually quite nice. I guess the dad's mistress and two backstabbing acquaintances could count, but they receive very little screen time or emotional weight.

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Both MC and ML go through nice character arcs to make their relationship work, without them losing their core traits.

-ML has some yandere tendencies, and is a giant vat of vinegar

-Some characters are from Blooming Romance, (MC himself was a supporting character in that novel) but there's enough context given that you don't have to read Blooming Romance to enjoy this. <<less
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tt2005
tt2005 rated it
September 29, 2023
Status: c7
Honestly, really good. The translated chapters currently are only up to 7 but I MTL-ed it. It's a really funny story that's logical. All the characters have depth and are really well thought out. I liked that they have character development and growth throughout the book.

Our MC grows up in a dysfunctional family where both parents cheat on each other. He grew up hearing them yell and fight all the time. His parents would badmouth each other to him and put pressure on him to not turn out like the... more>> other. Seeing this, he finds the concept of marriage restricting and useless. It doesn't help that his parents try to force him into marriage despite his multiple refusals. It can be seen that their actions affect all their children. All of his siblings have some sort of issue that stems from their childhood. His oldest brother has trust issues especially when it comes to money because he was taught from a young age people do anything for more power and money. His older sister is extremely hard on herself and others because she was belittled and discriminated against despite her talent due to her gender. His youngest brother is depressed and feels inferior because he's an illegitimate who feels like he doesn't belong anywhere and would have rather been born into a normal family rather than one with a rich dad who treats him like crap. We see them grow but also understand their good intentions through their actions even when it seems like they were too hash. The siblings stick by each other regardless of what disagreements they might have with each other.

We also see the parents grow. I think it's very realistic. It shows that just because the parents accept one gay child, they might not react well to another coming out. And especially in Asian countries, most parents won't accept something until they face consequences of it and realize being gay pales in comparison to not having a relationship with your child. <<less
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AriaSoul16
AriaSoul16 rated it
December 14, 2022
Status: c62
I love this novel. It is so sweet and funny.

I love Mc's family except the parents. The siblings are truly good to each other although they have very different personalities. I like their interactions. I also love how BR's characters have cameos.
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Dorothea2000
Dorothea2000
July 5, 2021
Status: Completed
It's cute, and fresh the whole way through. You see the MC mature and grow into a more competent lover, and solve some family problems along the way. I would rate it four stars, but the extras (from the ML's and older brother's perspectives) take it up a notch.
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Aknel amapuna
Aknel amapuna
June 27, 2021
Status: c7
  • I have read up to only chapter 7 but I am liking it a lot already.
  • Especially the part about MC being a salted fish. I want to be a big salted fish!!! It's a pity that I cannot.
  • I read this and cannot stop giggling all the way.
  • But it is not fully translated so I have to MTL the rest of the chapters.
  • Spoiler

    At first you may not like the MC as you will think that he is not invested in this relationship as much as the ML. But actually the ML seems like a person who just wants to be in a relationship regardless with or without MC.

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