The Straight Guy’s Guide to Rolling Over

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At A University’s Dance Department, there is a captivating beauty named Xia Shuyan. With fair skin, stunning looks, a slender waist, and long legs, he is not only attractive to both men and women but also known as the Human Wrench—it is said that there is no straight man that he can’t bend.

Pei Mingye, who is hailed as The Sports Department’s Dominator, snorted disdainfully and declared that even if Xia Shuyan could bend all the male students in the school, he would still be the last straight man standing in the Sports Department!

It wasn’t until Pei Mingye’s good brother was about to go abroad that he entrusted him with his unrequited love and urged him to make sure to keep Xia Shuyan away from all the wild bees and butterflies surrounding him.

Under the bribe of limited edition joint sneakers, Pei Mingye reluctantly agreed.

The first time they met was in the dance studio. Xia Shuyan was wearing a loose white shirt and dancing freely to the music.

Pei Mingye was stunned, captivated at first sight.

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From that day on, Xia Shuyan began to frequently encounter the sports department student who exuded masculine hormones.

When he was having a meal, Pei Mingye would sit across from him.

When he was practicing dance, Pei Mingye would be beside him, practicing his punches.

When someone confessed to him, Pei Mingye would hide in the bushes, secretly observing.

Later, when Xia Shuyan went to a bar, a sports department student suddenly appeared and tightly grabbed his wrist, pulling him outside.

Pei Mingye’s face turned red as he panted, “You can’t go out with someone else!”

Xia Shuyan raised an eyebrow with affectionate eyes, “Why not?”

Pei Mingye stuttered, “Because, because my brother entrusted you to me!”

Xia Shuyan: “…”

Later on, a good brother from abroad called to inquire about the well-being of his dream lover.

Pei Mingye: “I returned the sneakers to you. Xia Shuyan has a boyfriend now, so give up!”

Good Brother: “Who?!”

Pei Mingye: “Me!!”

Good Brother: “Stealing from yourself? You’re quite something!”

Slim-waisted, long-legged, beautiful dance major (bottom) × Innocent young man, big dog-like sports major (top)

1. Skin tone and body size difference between top and bottom, if you don’t like it, please don’t enter.
2. The bottom is exceptionally beautiful, a bit of a heartthrob, will only shoot love arrows at the top.
3. The top is exceptionally handsome, fully automatic self-strategist, capable of bending himself.
4. Both experiencing first love, pure and sweet, all settings are for emotional service.

Associated Names
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直男翻车指南
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Review
5 Reviews


Coffee for this Fujoshi
Coffee for t
Oct 16, 2023
Status: c19
So far, so good! I love this novel! It has all the satisfying elements I want <33 Both MC and ML are OP in their own talents. If you people don't like that, then I suggest reading something else. There are also warnings and notes even when you read the synopsis. Heed the warnings cause for some people that is looking for realistic gay/manly gay couples, this is not for you.

Is the MC feminine?
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Yes, the MC, the shou, is very beautiful, and some would say that he is feminine because he likes dancing but I think his attitude not really feminine. He has this quiet elegance aura on him. His body might be, yes, since the author has emphasized how slender, flexible, and beautiful his body is.

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**MAJOR SPOILERS**

About the MC
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The MC is the shou and is very talented at chinese dance. Very androgynous to the point where according to the story, a straight couple broke up with each and became enemies with each other due to liking him. I quite like the MC's personality. He's a mixture of elegant and distant quiet type. He's gay but I like his attitude especially when he said to his silly bestfriend, "You know I don't touch straight guys". It shows that he has his bottomline because although not very noticeable, the MC is actually a bit flirty and sly. Almost everyone who knows him, man or woman, admires him due to his talent and beauty. So it's no surprise that a lot of guys pursues him. He doesn't get close to others because he's serious about his studies on the dance department but he knows how to test the ML's attitude to him since the ML is so dense to his own feelings lol.

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About the ML
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The ML is OP everytime. Only when the MC is not there though lol. He's also rumored to be very rich and that his father donated a building in the school. When the MC is in front of him, he's like a flustered and blushing little boy (he's 19). He'd sometimes stutter when talking to the MC cause of how shy he is but he's so very dense about his feelings ToT. It's literally love at first sight for him but he really didn't know that he already like Xiaxia (MC) and still thinks that he's a 24k straight guy. He's so hen-pecked and clingy that he would do anything that the MC tells him to and would always get mesmerized by the MC's beauty and body.

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One memorable scene
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The ML is clearly so clingy to Xiaxia and Xiaxia himself is suspicious of it so he feels the ML out but the ML even with the MC low-key flirting with him to know if he likes him or not, answered so straightly because in his mind he's a 24k straight guy. But his actions are not what a straight person would do. That scene would always be funny since Xiaxia clearly feels like the ML has a bit of romantic feelings for him and tested him but the ML thought that his turbulent emotions and fast heartbeat when seeing Xiaxia was due to wanting to be friends with him hence his straight-guy answered.

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Apelsin
Apelsin
Feb 20, 2024
Status: c50
This seems to be a very sweet story, but... The gong has obvious psychological problems. It's presented as cute, but it's not cute at all.

They have a really sweet relationship and it's essentially a cute fluff college love story with all the usual ingredients. But. Under the layer of cuteness, the abnormality of the gong is periodically visible. And this is scary, because I understand that in real life nothing good would await this couple. Gong is obsessed with the hero's appearance, he is jealous of him for every (literally) person he talks to, he constantly stalks him.

My friend was dating the same guy, it all ended with him asking her to send photos from parties so that she could prove that there were no mens there,... more>> accusing her of looking at other people on the street, and calling her a lesbian if she stayed overnight with a girl-friend. After all they broke up because she could no longer stand his constant reproaches.

This story presented this as a sweet relationship, but in reality it is very toxic. Just wanted to say this.

Otherwise I really liked this story, it is interesting and really very sweet, the main focus is on relationships. I love this very much. I would recommend reading it at your leisure, for fun, because it is very warm. <<less
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Solivagant
Solivagant
Feb 15, 2024
Status: Completed
It is really a fluffy story but..

I can't bring myself to like the gong/seme/MC. Maybe because I'm not a fan of dense or low EQ protagonist. It was annoying how he always in denial of his feelings to ML despite acting like a stalker, and the way he try to find reason for his flustered feeling everytime he meets ML.

And it was really annoying how MC stalks ML, always get in the way of ML when ML is interacting with others while at the same time telling others that he... more>> is straight! He always follow MC, possesively and obviously trying to cut away any potential love rivals, and persistently barged in ML's life, like ML is his possession. If it was me, I'll be creeped out. The reason why all MC's possessive acts seems okay and fluffy is beacuse ML himself is not comfortable being approached by his pursuers and only comfortable around MC.

  1. And.. After they get together, MC acts like a h**ny dog, easily get hard when seeing ML, and very clingy.
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Aknel amapuna
Aknel amapun
Feb 15, 2024
Status: --
The ML is too OP and everything goes his way. He is the only good guy here.

... more>>
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Every other chasing the MC is bad. One of his friend zhao something did exactly something ML did and guess what? It was portrayed as if he was a bad guy for just hitting on MC.

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The ML seems homophobic at first and also in many little instances.

I could not see any semblance of real feelings of ML for the MC. All I get from the story is how h**ny he gets by looking every body part of MC. And who is fairer and the fairer one obviously wins.

Spoiler

He proclaims himself as a 24k straight guy but literally m*sturbates thinking of MC's legs.

He does not like MC but posts on the campus forum that he is capable under a post where someone teases MC and ML' ship saying may be ML is not capable of doing it.

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His morals are also questionable.

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For contrast, ML's butler tries on his own initiative to try to tell MC about ML's accident with water and why doesn't swim anymore. But MC refuses saying it's ML's privacy and he should tell it when he wants to.

In sharp contrast, we see ML being a psycho stalker following MC everywhere even to his dinner with his next door neighbour and then eavesdropping on his personal matter like MC's parents' divorce. But all he gets is a slap on the wrist just because he got flustered and nervous and said it was because he cared about MC's health. He exposed himself as stalking him because he couldn't handle MC's neighbour leaning close towards him.

All in all, ML is the type of sick pe*vert stalker who you would call police on for his behaviour who only is bewitched with the looks of MC but because he is rich, handsome and Author's want, he gets the MC. In front of MC, he is a blubbering fool but if someone is trying to harm MC, He turns into knight in shining Armor, brave, strong and solemn at an instant, just like magic.

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The two stars are only for the fact that the translation is wonderful, the MC in any context not involving ML is actually a interesting character and the story was kinda structured. <<less
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Bbsnugs
Bbsnugs
Feb 14, 2024
Status: Completed
This story is super fluffy light hearted novel. The MC is a cold and aloof but very beautiful and is liked by both women and men. He’s a dancer but he’s not weak and feminine. The ML basically fell in love at 1st sight and is seriously the cutest, he can’t help himself from acting silly in front the MC. He wears his love on his sleeve and really loves the MC wholeheartedly. Their relationship is very sweet. If you’re looking for fluffy this is it!
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