“The mu*derer died before killing anybody! You’ve got to uncover the truth!”

“The robber not only took money from the bank but my accomplice too!”

“I’ve kidnapped a rich man’s son but I can only ask for 30 grand?! What lousy deal is this?!”

“Who on earth meddled with my airbag?! I nearly died in that car accident!”

“Only a swindler would know the secret behind this transaction, so you’d better call the police now!”

“This is my last gig as a mu*derer, so pleeeaaase don’t screw up!”

It’s the most unfortunate of criminals vs the most egomaniacal police inspector in the history of mankind – this comedy of errors just keeps replaying itself.

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