Who Says Old Two-Dimensional People Can’t get Married!

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Song Fuzhi is a teacher, a man in his early thirties who is calm and handsome, but students avoid him.

No one would guess that the strict Mr. Song is actually a fan of the second dimension. He watches anime, follows manga, and especially adores a senior cosplayer named Octopus.

Octopus, with his imposing aura, is hailed as the master of attack in the cosplay community.

What Song Fuzhi loves most about him is precisely this aspect.

However, to Song’s dismay, Octopus announces his retirement from the cosplay community to return to real life.

Song looks at the ring on his finger in silence. Marriage has forced him to hide his peculiar interests, and Octopus’s retirement adds to the desolation of his spiritual life.

Shi Zhang and Song Fuzhi get married through a blind date. Family and colleagues all say they are a perfect match. The botanist is gentle and refined, the math teacher is handsome, and together they make a pleasing picture.

But only Shi Zhang knows that during his youth, he harbored inappropriate desires for Song Fuzhi. In this seemingly ordinary marriage, he must force himself to restrain those dark instincts.

Later, the tranquil life of mutual respect in their marriage is shattered.

Shi Zhang discovers that the locked cabinet in their home is filled with cosplay photo albums spanning from Octopus’s debut to his retirement.

Song Fuzhi finds out that his seemingly gentle husband, on one night, suddenly becomes fierce and passionate, awakening countless dreams about Octopus.

Subsequently, Octopus makes a comeback with a mature and aloof companion.

Fans: Is this Octopus’s new buddy? So handsome!
Shi Zhang: This is my husband.
(Proud face)

Many thanks to the experts for their valuable suggestions! I humbly accept their guidance, diligently correcting shortcomings in the article, enhancing the structure, advocating positive themes, and continuing to improve in future writing!

In the same universe as the completed work “Even the Socially Anxious Can Fall in Love!”

[Reading Guide] Marriage before love, 1v1, sweet
Background where same-s*x marriage is legal
The attacking character is GBcp, with some content in Chapter 36, so be cautious!
There will be many plotlines involving the teacher as the bottom in a campus setting.
For details about falling from grace, refer to the main text! The synopsis is only a small part of the surface.
The cover is authorized by the artist; don’t panic if you see a similar cover.
If you abandon the story, I command you to quietly abandon it. (Stern)

Associated Names
One entry per line
谁说老二次元不能结婚!
Related Series
2D Otaku with Social Anxiety Also Wants to Date! (Prequel)
Recommendations
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Latest Release

Date Group Release
04/25/24 Universal Novel c3
04/14/24 Universal Novel c2 part2
04/14/24 Universal Novel c2 part1
03/30/24 Universal Novel c1
12/01/23 Shanghai Fantasy c30 part2
12/01/23 Shanghai Fantasy c30 part1
12/01/23 Shanghai Fantasy c29 part2
12/01/23 Shanghai Fantasy c29 part1
12/01/23 Shanghai Fantasy c28 part2
12/01/23 Shanghai Fantasy c28 part1
11/30/23 Shanghai Fantasy c27 part2
11/30/23 Shanghai Fantasy c27 part1
11/30/23 Shanghai Fantasy c26 part2
11/30/23 Shanghai Fantasy c26 part1
11/30/23 Shanghai Fantasy c25 part2
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Review
3 Reviews


Ecirteab
Ecirteab
Dec 05, 2023
Status: Completed
Ahhh a really sweet and complete love story but beyond that, I really enjoyed the themes of interests and passion and how you're never too old to enjoy and seek your own interests.

The romance is a slow and steady build. It's technically one of those first marriage, then love. In the beginning, there's a lot of distance and politeness, at least for our MC, you can tell he views it as almost businesslike rather than emotional. But as they both open up to each other, there's so much dog food... more>> but I like that the romance always keeps developing and never stagnates.

At first I thought MC was too cold but I like how he's very clear cut. Actually, you can tell he's actually very dedicated, he devotes himself to his students and later on, ML. He just kind of has a complex about being boring and never having the courage to explore his interests which is where ML comes in.

ML is basically hhh a very possessive individual with intense obsessions. When it relates to like plants or cosplay, that's fine but then it falls on MC lol. To his credit, he knows it's alot and he tries really hard to be more normal and when he does indulge it's when they're in a loving committed relationship. Plus MC is very into the wolfish type you can tell lol.

This does have one of my favourite dynamics of one part obsessive dude x loving partner who tolerates and might be into it. They're so good for each other though and it's very adult in that they talk alot and discuss without jumping to conclusions.

Other than the romance, there's a lot of focus on school life and cosplay. The novel is very sincere about it's themes on youth and being yourself. Just because you're an adult doesn't mean you can't enjoy your hobbies, and you'll even find many people who also enjoy the same hobbies.

Anyways, a fun and bingeable read. The alternate story is also very sweet and a cherry on top <<less
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AkiMizuki
AkiMizuki
Nov 29, 2023
Status: Completed
HHHHH THIS IS SUCH A SATISFYING READ.

I LOVE THIS BOOK

I thought it would be a kind of red flag ML because of the synopsis. I'm glad I decided to read it. He is such a green flag ML 😭💚

... more>> The relationship between the two of them is so sweet. It is truly a mature adults with great communication. No misunderstanding, great interaction, with respect for each other!!! Healthy relationship!!! Very fluffy!!!

And it's such an interesting topic too. It's about cosplays. Truly made me respect them more. And the way they balance their work, life, and hobbies is great. Other side characters are great too (even though Shi Zhang's father is annoying, he played a great role) !

The ending truly reveals all the things mentioned in the earlier chapters, those foreshadowing. Very satisfying read.

10/10 would recommend.

Spoiler

This book is meaty too. Damn I love how Shi Zhang's pe*verted head works lmao. The first time they did it, he made Song Fuzhi held the flowers the gifted while driving. Then made plant specimens out of it 😭 he even hangs it right in the middle of his collection. I get second-hand embarrassment while reading how Song Fuzhi discovered it.

Such a simp. I mean, Song Fuzhi is really great I wouldn't blame Shi Zhang for falling in love with him for 20 years.

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apricat
apricat
Feb 24, 2024
Status: c30 part2
The story is quite good but I want to warn readers that past ch 30 the translation offered by Shanghai Fantasy is not free (this came as quite a surprise to me). You will need to purchase credits on the site to unlock the chapters.

Also, there were chapters where quality wasn't so good and where you could feel the MTL (mostly genders being switched, MC is often "she"). It is still legible though just a tad annoying
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