Scheming Player Simp Shou × Max-Level Combat Power Black-Bellied Gong

Chen Kan, a master player, transmigrated and found himself bound to a “Simp Cultivation System.”

Fortunately, he was blessed with a handsome face, making the role of a simp second nature.

On the surface, he acted like he’d crawl on his belly to be the dog at the Heaven Chosen’s feet. In reality, he planned to drain them dry and ditch them.

Each Heaven Chosen was meticulously cataloged by Chen Kan, sorted as neatly as the “fish” in his WeChat “pond.”

Patron #1: The Ice Prince

Pros: Recipient of the Sect’s top-tier resources, devastatingly handsome.

Cons: Loves to intimidate, secretly jealous, possessive.

Trait: ???

Patron #2: The Sect Casanova

Pros: Rich, generous, well-connected.

Cons: Promiscuous, lecherous, short-tempered.

Trait: Plunder

Patron #3: The Rising Star

Pros: Second-generation cultivator, prodigy.

Cons: Extremely vengeful, speaks in riddles.

Trait: Pure-hearted

Chen Kan had intended to live like a normal person, but then he discovered… that being a simp made his future so bright he couldn’t sleep at night!

For Patron #1, Chen Kan was the ultimate simp—on call 24/7. If #1 told him to “roll away,” Chen Kan would roll away in the shape of a heart.

For Patron #2, Chen Kan was his adoring lackey Junior Brother, relentlessly showering him with flattery, rainbow farts, and insincere confessions—never stopping for a single moment.

For Patron #3, Chen Kan was his long-suffering rival, washing clothes, massaging shoulders and legs, delivering meals… all in the desperate hope that the Young Master would relinquish the sole Inner Disciple spot.

With the help of his patrons, Chen Kan’s progress skyrocketed, and he quickly became the Sect’s most dazzling new star.

But a leopard can’t change its spots. Chen Kan soon grew tired of his old toys and set his sights on a newly arrived Little Junior Brother.

The Little Junior Brother was lively and cheerful, gentle and considerate, obedient and adorable—utterly captivating Chen Kan until he couldn’t tell north from south.

He decided to wash his hands of his old life for the Little Junior Brother’s sake and cut ties with the others.

The night after sending out the breakup letters, Chen Kan was resting in bed when a dark figure rapidly approached through the rain-swept darkness. Before he could even make out the face, a storm of kisses crashed down on him…

Chen Kan tentatively called out Patron #2’s name. The dark figure froze.

A clap of thunder ripped through the rainy night. In the flash of lightning, Patron #1’s usually emotionless face was now twisted with terrifying madness and jealousy.

The expressions on Number Two and Number Three’s faces as they rushed over were priceless.

Number One slowly lifted his eyelids, pulling Chen Kan possessively into his embrace. His voice was low. “I hear you like them young?”

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