After twenty years of being a psychiatric patient, Lu Qiu Bai finally became an outstanding psychiatrist.

He opened a psychological healing clinic.

On the first day of business.

A patient with a fish-like head drooled all over Lu Qiu Bai.

“Doctor, you smell so good… I mean, can my condition still be cured?”

On the second day.

The Ghost Bride, holding a bl00d-stained wedding dress, smiled shyly:

“Dr. Lu, I like you so much. Can we walk into the grave of love together? Oh, by the way, the dress is for you.”

On the third day.

A blush crept across the nurse’s face as she brought the electric drill in her hand closer and closer:

“Dr. Lu, you’re the most symmetrical person I’ve ever seen. Could you give me your face?”

On the nth day.

Ballet shoes at the front door, a face hanging upside down outside the window…

Lu Qiu Bai smiled: “Cure, they can all be cured.”

Lu Qiu Bai prescribed the right medicine for each symptom, and the diseases were completely cured.

Patients flocked in one after another, and the healing clinic was packed every night.

The collective “reformation” of the Contaminated drew the attention of the Contaminated Containment Facility.

When questioned by the Facility, Lu Qiu Bai swore up and down:

“I’m just an ordinary doctor, really.”

As he said this…

—The “Manic” Fish-Head Man hung from the ceiling beams, air-drying, utterly devoid of will to live.

—The “Lovesick” Ghost Bride held up a banner, pumping her fist and shouting, “Long live celibacy!”

—The “Hypotensive” Hanging Man practiced handstands in the corner.

The Facility: “Like hell we believe you.”

The patients unanimously declared: “Thanks to Dr. Lu, our mental health has improved immensely!”

Lu Qiu Bai returned home after work.

Standing at his doorway, he slipped a hand into his coat and felt the tent**les clinging tightly to his waist with their suckers.

Good boy. You didn’t tear any other Contaminated apart out of jealousy today.

A Black Heart Lotus blooming in a Mud bl00d Pool (Shou) x Mud bl00d Pool (Gong)

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