Marrying the Useless Man whose Spiritual Platform is Broken

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The Mu family, who wanted to marry the young patriarch of the Huo family at the beginning, had no way out because the heads of the two families who had a good relationship in the past swore a heart oath.

So, the wedding was held as scheduled. Although the oath could not be violated, it did not specify the name of the person to marry.

So, the Mu family replaced the young man lady of the Mu family with Mu Qing Lan, a child from the side branch to pack up and get married.

Huo Jue, the useless man whose spiritual platform has collapsed, knew that his bride had changed, and the new bride was also planted with puppet voodoo.

Huo Jue also knew about the fact that the Mu family wanted to let her steal the Huo family’s top-grade magic item.

One month into their marriage, the little puppet sneaked into Huo Jue’s room in the middle of the night and hurriedly moved to Huo Jue’s bedside.

What Huo Jue was waiting for was for the puppet of the Mu family to show her true colors. He was lying on the bed while breathing slowly, and his subordinates were all outside the door, waiting for his signal.

As long as the puppet dared to touch the spiritual item on his neck, she would be taken down on the spot.

Unexpectedly, the puppet approached Huo Jue, half-kneeled, lowered her head to follow Huo Jue’s hand that was placed in front of her and kissed his fingertips warmly.

Then she got up, jumped three times on the spot, and danced silently in the room like a madman.

Huo Jue, “…”

The subordinate who was ready to catch the thief, “…”

——Mu Qing Lan, “The person who I married is my male god.”

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替嫁给灵府破碎的废人
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Fort de Knox
Fort de Knox rated it
March 7, 2023
Status: c65
I wasn't going to read this one, but since the other reviewer said it's good, I tried it. When I started it, I gave it B rating, so it's not bad, but not the best one. As I read further, my rating of this increased, and at the end it's A- for me. So it's very good.

Reading what the other reviewer said about their intimate activities being you know, lukewarm, I went without any expectation. Well, that wasn't the case at all, their s*xual activities at least is very descriptive... more>> for non-smut c-novel.

Spoiler about the intimate moments:

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For example *ehem, there is a description about the sp*rm is coming out and she said what if the baby-making failed. And then there's a time when they go outside to have *ehem you know. And then they're doing it in the lake too. Of course as a non-smut novel (a little embarrassed but I read a lot of it), it would never say anything about inserting, about being full, and about mmm the finishing moment.

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Spoiler about the part of when the MC falls in love with ML:

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So our MC is actually a ghost (may not be a virg*n, I think she rolled around on top of straws with ML hahaha). And she died with her obsession, and then after turned into a ghost. The problem is that the ML turned crazy and she witnessed all of that as a ghost. After hundreds of years, she gradually lost her memory and her soul became the soul of the mountain. With the help of some Taoist she condensed her body, and then took on some human identity (not very clear but I think she did it because she wants to do business and needs identity). Then she met ML after getting that identity in the family and going to the banquet. And she falls in love at first sight. Kinda normal tbh, she is obsessed before her death and as a ghost still misses him. No wonder she falls in love again.

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About Mu Wanran:

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The other reviewer commented why they didn't kill the villain and bad people. It's because killing people will incur karma. ML died in his first life after killing all people who killed MC and he also implicated the innocent, that's why his body got destroyed. If you read the last chapters, even the MC almost died after killing bad people. However, it turns out that heaven is not senile at least, and she instead got merit, for protecting the innocent and killing the sinful. The male lead also got enlightenment that heaven is actually not unreasonable.

Mu Wanran story is messed up tho, and it's filled with sadomasochism. Her story only got told at the end of the novel. Before that she is simply a villain.

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But there's still some that are right:

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The character does fall flat in some way. And this includes the world-building. It's a little hard to picture) the power balance in this novel (although I don't really like reading about fighting).

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I think if there's smut version of this, it's gonna be more enjoyable heheheh <<less
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7starkiller99
7starkiller99 rated it
December 15, 2022
Status: c55
Novel 1000% not recommended to read.

Absolute tr*shfest of a story.

Extreme Spoilers:

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The female MC is obsessed with ML because in her past life before she died and came back as a ghost she was in love with ML and they planned to marry. Somehow (?) MC died due to wild animals and some mortal schemers then ML killed the animals and schemers and su*cided. ML had his memory taken by his useless father, and then many years later MC meets ML again. MC has lost all her memories but still loves ML for no explained reason.

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Problems with the novel:

1) Endless unkillable Mu Wanran: As the big villainess (actually poor brainwashed by an evil merman woman) she wants a rebirth lotus from the ML that double idiots immortal venerable and demon couple took away and gave back (for another unexplained reason in novel). She does bad stuff once... twice... three times... four times... it NEVER ENDS. Each time she is swiftly foiled by not without ANGST! Her accomplishments: Turning ML’s senior sister’s disciple evil, getting ML’s elder to betray him, getting ML’s senior sister’s father to betray him, breaking ML’s sect’s formation, damaging MC lightly, calling ghost catchers to kill MC and finding MC with no explained reason, burning countless innocents in a fire to destroy MC who is now a mountain also with no explained reason, and reappearing a few times more to harm MC and Ml. Worthless MC and ML refuse to kill this cannon fodder woman but instead slap her, bury her alive, and then politely send her back every time to do more unspeakable evil. They’re as much enablers as anyone else.

2) Extremely h**ny female MC - There has to be a target audience for this out there, I’m sure. Anyway, the whole plot is basically MC is so h**ny for the ML - But don’t worry she is inexperienced and just watched animals mating constantly. Most of the text in the novel is entirely MC drooling (literally) over the ML or feeding him her blood! (Definitely someone’s fetish fuel). This might be a positive if you’re into that. But anyway, it ends up being extremely repetitive and is bad, or dare I say, even worse than those h**ny Male MC novels as she never stops. She also likes to assault the ML at night or when he’s sleeping! Author loves to include MC arguing with herself so that she seems less h**ny... but it never works out. Also somehow when the MC has actual s*x the author fizzles out and can’t write any of the h**ny bits any more. Smh it’s really flimsy and weak exposition.

3) Useless ML’s Senior Sister and Garbage Background Characters: So ML has a senior sister... with incredibly low EQ and IQ. Author loves adding her into the story and using it to waste time. Her actual effect on the story - Being shocked that ML likes MC and then revealing that ML lost his memory of past MC and hinting that MC is past MC. Oh and being useless and played like a total fool by cannon fodder villainess. By the way, ML also has a sect. This is a useless sect that has zero point in existing. There is only one disciple mentioned by name that is good - ML’s weak friend who MC likes to mind control/possess. The rest have no contribution to the story other than dying. Author now and then brings in empty characters who reek of other story references: enigmatic Evil Woman who has puppet man who she plans to mind wipe and then marry, Sinister evil disciple of the senior sister who wants to be in love with his master, and snake woman. The world is extremely flat, especially with nonsense events like every sect gathering to attack ML or coincidental events happening to connect the plot. There’s really nothing there.

There are many many other issues like the abysmal pacing or lack of real payoff to the few story bits mentioned. Absolutely no positives to praise here, with really lackluster set up for the rebirth plot. And by far the most damning thing is how the Mc’s reveal of identity to the ML is very lightly occurring and without any tension or large interest. Disappointing in every way -900Nonatillion/10 <<less
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Eeria
Eeria rated it
October 29, 2023
Status: Completed
It’s a 3.5

The story is quite complicated but unfolded in very few chapters which led to a somewhat bumpy plot.

FL is definitely a yandere but her behaviour gets explained at the end. ML is the immortal type. 75% of the novel is focused on the FL pursuing the ML and the rest of the story is rushed within the remaining 25%.

Villainess has her own backdrop story explained in like 1 page, but even then wasn’t able to solicit sympathy from me.

It’s entertaining to read and short.
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Shittysheep
Shittysheep
February 4, 2023
Status: Completed
Please don't rely on the other review. This is sooo good. My emotions went on a rollercoaster ride with this story. The characters are wonderfully depicted. Granted, the FL does have a bit of a Mary Sue vibe, and I do get frustrated with the no kill rule in this novel cause cultivators can't kill without accumulating karma, but the whole novel itself is a nice experience. Give it a try. Also, I'd absolutely love full stories for the side characters 🙏
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