After suddenly finding himself in a wuxia world, Gu Shuli finally got his wish and became the most renowned miracle doctor — but then rumors spread that he possessed a secret formula capable of curing all ailments and granting eternal youth. In no time, villains big and small mobilized en masse, all pressuring him to hand it over.

Gu Shuli slammed down his writing brush: You people are forcing me to abandon medicine and take up martial arts!

Everyone: Hand over the formula and we’ll spare your life.

Gu Shuli: Ha. You think I’m just a doctor who only knows how to stick needles in people?

Young Master Jiu nearby heard this, eyes lighting up immediately. He ripped open his shirt to bare his chest: Stick me! Stick me! Hurry up and stick me!

Gu Shuli: [scared so bad he dropped his brush.jpg]

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Later —

Gu Shuli: They don’t covet my unrivaled looks, they don’t want my martial arts secrets — all they can think about is the cure-all formula. Don’t you think there’s something wrong with them?

Young Master Jiu: The moment you said to Big Brother Long — Tanhua Li’s man — “If only you’d had a peanut in front of you, you wouldn’t have gotten this drunk,” I knew that no matter how breathtakingly beautiful you are, they were never going to be thinking about coveting your looks.

Gu Shuli: Look at this piece of jade, and say that again.

Young Master Jiu: ……

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