I was a loser, but I also possessed a Mandatory World Domination Manual for Losers.

I awakened a System that allowed me to randomly copy talents, nurture offspring, and upgrade myself. Heeheehee… with the System awakened, I won’t be polite anymore. So, you’re the female lead? You’re mine now. As long as I don’t reproduce with a guy, what offspring wouldn’t count?

The female lead blocked my path, insisting on asking whose child I was carrying. According to Rule #3 of the Loser’s Code, before your power was fully developed, you must act like a coward. I immediately started spouting nonsense.

……

Ye Qingxian’s perspective.

My rebellious Junior Sister has been acting very strange lately. Not only did she vomit frequently while eating, but her belly was getting bigger day by day.

One day, filled with disappointment and frustration, she cornered her Junior Sister. “How can you be so shameless and engage in illicit affairs without a matchmaker?”

Unexpectedly, Junior Sister looked completely indifferent. “Yes, I am shameless. What is shame anyway? Can it help me cultivate immortality?”

Later, feeling a sudden bloodline resonance, she stared at her Junior Sister’s belly, her eyes turning red with emotion. “Ye Xiaoyao, whose baby is it really?”

“It belongs to some wild man outside. It has nothing to do with you.”

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Back to our dear protagonist.

Getting closer and closer to my goal, I stared at my soon-to-be-born baby and revealed a trace of a scheming, wicked smile. Male leads, female leads- whatever, I’m not playing with you guys anymore. I hereby devise a plan most grand, I am going to conquer the world!

Years later. The little loli was kabedon against the wall by the person looming over her, who had a flushed red face. 

Crap. The Loser’s Manual never taught me what to do when “The Emperor collapses before the grand plan is even half-finished”! If I had known this would happen, I wouldn’t have spouted so much nonsense. Talk is cheap, but the price is steep!

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