Don’t Wait for Your Boyfriend in the Crematorium

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When crossing over to multiple books, Ren Shuhan found that every protagonist Shou was waiting for him to start chasing them in the crematorium.

“Don’t waste your time waiting,” He advised sincerely, “There are more 0s than 1s, so I’m not going to chase someone that is not interested.”

The protagonist Shou (sneering): Oh, there will be a day where you’ll lick the ground I walk on.

After waiting and waiting…

Ren Shuhan: “This is the wedding invitation for my childhood friend and my wedding.”

On the wedding night, Ren Shuhan removed the veil: “Baby, I’ve come to marry you.”

“Don’t you know that life is nothing but a play where you are the male lead and I am just a supporting character?”

“I know, but I don’t care.”

He was smiling, but Jiang Qingyue wept.

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不要在火葬场里等男朋友
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Recommendations
Scum Gong Walks the Career Line in the Crematorium (2)
When the Sand Sculpture Protagonist Enters the World of Crematorium [Quick Transmigration] (1)
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  2. Storage Space
  3. QT/Other
  4. No way? Top MC?
  5. World-hopping Seme MCs

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Rochantranslations
New Rochantranslations rated it
March 13, 2024
Status: c115
Heya! I'm the translator for this novel, and I wanted to finish it before giving my impression of it as I was discovering it as I was translating! Overall I would give it a 3.5/5, but I went with 4 cuz I felt like 3 was a bit mean lol

So, I'm gonna start of by saying that the first part of my review is going to be "general" without spoilers, while I put examples of what I mean in the spoiler tag below!

This is a fun read but don't expect... more>> too much out of it! I'd say it's the perfect novel when you just want to read something that can be funny and sweet, but only if you don't get annoyed by plotholes or illogical things... because many moments are... it feels like the author just went with whatever they wanted lol. And while it can be funny, it may get you out of the immersion or something depending on your mood! Especially when you reach the later arcs and discover a major plot twist... I didn’t see it coming at all to be honest and it confused me so much to be honest.

Ren Shuhan (our MC) and his system are way too OP. Like there's no room for struggles lol Whatever he wants or needs, the system can get it to him anyways! Overall he can be the typical overbearing/teasing gong but he's pretty weak to his "little wife" and there's no toxicity Jiang Qingyue is very shy in the first few arcs but then as Ren Shuhan becomes "shameless" with chasing him, he pretty much reciprocates instantly. They're both overly sweet lol

Overall, there are some arcs where the author dives and develops the worlds, and there are some where it literally just focuses on Ren Shuhan and Jiang Qingyue. It's basically an ode to their love/cute moments and sometimes you have the supposed shou that tries to get between them.

I'm going to reveal some things about the novel, so don't read if you don't want spoilers! It’s like... really, really spoiler heavy!

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I feel like in the beggining, Ren Shuhan was straight up a h*rnball but later on he became really loving and only cares about Jiang Qingyue's happiness. Jiang Qingyue too had some growth, because in the first arc, he was pretty much a very shy, introverted and self-depreciating but later on could even act spoiled and flirty with Ren Shuhan.

This is also the first novel I read where the MC just straight up told the ML that they had supernatural powers/lived with them in others worlds and loved them. That straight up shocked me in the second arc lol

What I liked about the story is that basically the majority of the chars go through the same worlds as Ren Shuhan & Jiang Qingyue, the trio of Qu Chong, Chu Lu and Yan Huan play a major part afterwards, while they started just as comic relief! Qu Chong has to be my favorite of the supporting chars, he was really hilarious during the third arc! Even Wen Xin is as reliable as ever (and Ren Shuhan even ends up naming his system like her) Speaking of the third arc, I was really looking forward to it because every one was actually supposed to chase the antagonist shou, EVEN Jiang Qingyue, but we saw nothing of that since Ren Shuhan and his system were quick to stop the halo's work, kinda sad lol.

The antagonist shou has 0 depth, 0 growth, 0 anything. He's just plain annoying, s*upid, and ENTITLED, sometimes even straight up crazy. He's not even a fun and interesting villain, and honestly, the "face slapping" doesn't even happen well in my opinion, because Ren Shuhan's system blocks him so much that he's pretty much useless and can't do anything to the main couple... so like there’s nothing to take revenge for. In later arcs, the author talked about his halo being a super scary power or something.... but when you read the previous arcs... he was completely overpowered so really, I felt 0 threats from him.

Ren Shuhan's OP system also bothered me because it makes sure that NOTHING bad EVER happens to them. Like NOTHING!!! He was disabled in an arc, and poisoned in another but thanks to the system, he got cured instantly. He can block the halo and even spy/get info on others/read the annoying shou’s thoughts. He can record incriminating things against his enemies so really they're gone before they can even do anything.

Also, there's a point where Ren Shuhan seals away his memories so that he can live with Jiang Qingyue since childhood, but he regains them after the arc. But even without his memories, him and Jiang Qingyue were pretty much drawn to each other directly) But LATER on, we learn that Jiang Qingyue is actually the one who sealed Ren Shuhan's memories from their original world! But then... we learn that this is not a “transmigration” system... the antagonist shou is actually playing a “game” and Ren Shuhan was reincarnating through lives looking for Jiang Qingyue!

Honestly I feel like the plot get a bit blurry over there, cuz like Ren Shuhan wasn’t originally in love with Jiang Qingyue but he admired him secretly. There’s a thousand of worlds in there and he came out of “his” world because of a bug, so he decided to try and go through other worlds to find data that is like Jiang Qingyue and “reconstruct” him... I frankly had no idea where that came from and it kinda confused me? Cuz it’s like a game world/books and Ren Shuhan and Jiang Qingyue are just data that became sentient?? And the Ren Shuhan we (the readers) saw through the different lives/books are just “memories” that then merge with the “original” Ren Shuhan so yeaah... Also I remember that in the earlier arcs the "antagonist" shou actually had a moment where it was said he was confused to waking up in a space and finding himself a system/halo that gives him pointers to live a good life as the protagonist... but later on it's said that the shou is actually playing a game where he get those lives?? I feel like the author got an idea for this plot later in the arcs and added it, but it kinda doesn't match with the early arcs? I don't know.

The timeline is a bit messed up too so you can get confused! Like in the mermaid book, they discovered their past memories together but we didn’t know what happened, we only learn two arcs later that Jiang Qingyue saw the painful memories because they made a system for him and he decided to “seal” Ren Shuhan’s own memories so that he doesn’t feel the pain of loosing Jiang Qingyue anymore... which was kinda confusing the way it was revealed?

And talking about memories, there was a plot point that really baffled me. During one arc, Ren Shuhan and Jiang Qingyue go back to the past to relieve their childhood memories as a "honeymoon gift"... but that was it. It was literally just to relieve cute lovely moments together, and that really threw me off lol like why make it such as deal if... if nothing is going to happen and it has no impact on the plot? Like in the regent arc, Jiang Qingyue had lived in the world before being reborn, but that had a reason because it showed his anguish and feelings when the system suppressed him... but the previous plot for example was just an extra lol

I'm rambling a bit now and just talked about things that bothered me, so I'm gonna talk about things that I like lol. I really like the "s*upidity" of the chars. Ren Shuhan is a VERY dotting hubby, and he's just so s*upid in love it's pretty funny! In the arc where he's a regent uncle, he decides to rebel against his nephew emperor just so that he can hold a great celebration wedding with Jiang Qingyue (his original plan was just to retire in the mountains and live a peaceful life with his baby) he has a lot of dumbly cute moments like this when it involves Jiang Qingyue and while it's not realistic or anything I just think it's fun lol I also love it when Jiang Qingyue cutely and shyly flirts with him, no matter the arcs!

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Another point that I wanted to mention is that while translating, I did have some moments where I was straight up lost when it came to the pacing/world-building and sometimes the author writes in a way that is confusing, especially when it comes to the timeline! At one point it even got me doubting my comprehension skills, but no, that's just how it's written lol. It's not that bad per se but you have to try and keep up a bit to not get lost!

Anyways this was my point of view as the translator! I hope that you can all still enjoy this novel regardless! <<less
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Shadowdrop
Shadowdrop rated it
July 22, 2022
Status: c115
What I really like about this novel is that despite being a world-hopping novel, the main plot is very strong and each arc is deeply interconnected with the main story. The arc that contributes the least to the main plot is the second one, and it's only 12 chapters long.

In this novel, there are no "missions" from the system, and the MC is free to do anything he wants, so it might feel like there is no goal to work towards, but MC actually has a very clear goal (he... more>> just doesn't remember it at first) and the system is also created for a specific reason, that's why it makes perfect sense for it to have no missions and function the way it does.

Overall, there is some heartache, but most of it is retrospective, while in the present there is only mutual devotion and healing old scars.

Also, I love ML, he is always true to himself no matter what circumstances he is in. I am happy he finally got his happiness.

In case anyone is interested in arc settings, here they are (without spoiling the plot) :

Spoiler
  1. Wealthy + showbiz
  2. ABO + high school
  3. Disabled rich CEO (this one was hilarious)
  4. Interstellar + mermaids
  5. Historical + royals
  6. SPOILER
  7. Cultivation
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Yenna2
Yenna2 rated it
August 3, 2022
Status: c48
I'm MTL-ing this novel so understanding and opinions may not be accurate. In the mean time, I decided to dropped this because I was getting bored to the story. It is pretty repetitive from Arc 1 to Arc 3. I quite like the arcs that I've read but after they got together, remember their memories together as childhood sweethearts, and when everything is moving in the right direction, the arc would suddenly end and the MC would be transfered to the next world. So far, I'm disapointed to many things,... more>> but I have to say that the author had done a good job in developing ML's character. And I've quite enjoyed it so 3 stars for this one.

Btw, the system is pretty non-existent so far, it's kinda turn off that it is always on an upgrade. <<less
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Cridale
Cridale rated it
October 15, 2022
Status: c53
Oh shoot I'm accidentally click rating, how to delete?

The idea is not bad, but I feel like it's so repetitive, many things make me confused maybe because I'm use mtl. The villain (protagonist Shou) always ending neurotic person and always have brain problem 😔 the repetitive make me feel boring. The core story each arc is always same, they always are childhood friends, fluff together, block protagonist shou, etc.

I want to see other arcs but I feel lazy to read next chapter, maybe someday I will try read next chapter.
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nitan
nitan rated it
September 1, 2022
Status: Completed
Heads up that there's world-hopping, I came in fresh without knowing and was taken off-guard the moment he went to another world (2nd world, 3rd world,..) It's also abit confusing to read in terms of how it's narrated sometimes, especially parts where it's just a prose dump of the past. I understand that it could look very pretty narrated in that way but the reader has to be interested in the ML first. I was just alright with it, so I think the effect was just confusing overall and wasn't... more>> worth the emotional investment into the story.

I like how they got together though (fast?) - some plotholes are a little too large to ignore and did affect my experience/thoughts on the novel. Anyways, in my opinion I think there's better stories. This one felt unfulfilling in a way because there's alot of moving parts that just didn't push to be the best. <<less
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AmethystSc
AmethystSc rated it
August 3, 2022
Status: ---
The story was simple and very direct. It isn't really that different compared to other QT BL novels. Despite it's cliches and overall simplicity of the plot, the entertainment value is high! I really really enjoyed reading this novel. The MC and ML were very adorable together. There is a s*upid villain but he serves more as a plot device than an actual threat to MC. Even the "supposed" cannon fodders were adorable. The translation was also pretty good.
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proxyjess
proxyjess rated it
August 5, 2023
Status: c41
It's a light heart rom-com. Something to read when you need a comedy fluff. The funniest part wether intentional or not, is when Ren Shuhan read the typical story plot and when the delusional 'book shou' start having monologue.
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