Can’t I Just Be a Salted Fish?

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Bai Luming had been living under a false name on a barren planet, perfectly content with his slow-paced, carefree slacker life—until one unexpected encounter ruined everything.

The very first time they met, he practically touched the man all over before casually bringing him home.

And just like that, this fallen noble shamelessly latched onto him and refused to leave.

Having one extra person in bed didn’t really change much about their cohabitation life.

That is, until the Empire’s military conscription began, and both of their names appeared neatly on the recruitment list.

Both fake names.

Bai Luming: No problem. I’ll just get myself eliminated immediately.

But not long after—

Something went wrong at every assessment site he entered, yet he kept getting green lights all the way through;

Despite pretending to be a useless nobody from a barren planet, every top faction somehow started fighting to recruit him;

Instead of fading into obscurity, he attracted even more attention. Forget living peacefully as a slacker—even his hidden identity was about to be exposed.

Bai Luming: ???

This development feels completely wrong.

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