Song Lin always thought he was just an ordinary rich young master a fair-skinned, slender, straight guy who became the center of attention wherever he went.

It wasn’t until he received a “neurotic” system one day that he realized he was actually living inside a comic book world, specifically one of those BL comics where everyone gets it on and ends up pregnant!

“Fine, a BL comic is fine,” Song Lin thought, unbothered. “I’m just a straight background character. As long as I keep myself safe and avoid getting involved, I’ll be fine.”

However— System: “You’re going to die, dear” “As the prettiest ‘love-brain’ cannon fodder in this comic, your ending is to get hit by a car while trying to save the protagonist.”

Song Lin: “???”

Luckily, the system provided a self-preservation guide. He just had to complete the tasks to stay alive.

Task 1: Seduce a man who exists outside the main plot.

Task 2: “Engage in love” with this man ten times.

Song Lin went dark. As a straight man, how could he possibly tolerate [beep—] with another man? But in order to survive, he gritted his teeth and accepted his fate.

However, after following the clues to find the target, he was completely dumbfounded, the man turned out to be Jiang Chexun, the guy he had been at odds with forever.

Discomfort aside, after some contact, Song Lin looked at Jiang’s cold, handsome, “b-king” face and gradually thought, Actually, this isn’t impossible, right?

To survive, he decided to keep it physical without getting emotional. But every time he tried to tease the other man, he ended up being the one teased instead.

The system then helpfully chimed in with tips: Drenched shirts, crystal waist chains that jingle with every move.

Song Lin prepared everything one by one: “Jiang, you dog, this time I’ll definitely take you down!”

A few months later, his awkward seduction had finally worked. The timing, the location, and the atmosphere were all perfectly ripe with tension.

Just as Song Lin tried to pull away after lighting the fire, Jiang Chexun caught him by the waist, pulled him into his arms, and rubbed his thumb against Song Lin’s flushed lips. “Running away after teasing me again?”

“Song Lin, there’s no such thing as a free lunch.”

Afterward, a satisfied Jiang Chexun gently kissed away the tears at the corners of his eyes and planted a soft kiss on his flat abdomen. “Don’t cry,” “My dear…”

Song Lin: “Hold on, don’t rush. I was just playing around… (and using you to save my life).” Jiang Chexun: “Well, I was serious.”

Jiang Chexun: “The person I fell in love with at first sight seems to be trying to seduce me?” At first: Not sure, let’s see. Later: Confirmed. It’s time to make my move.

Song Lin: “We agreed on ‘no feelings involved,’ so why is my belly getting bigger?!”

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