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Wen Qiuxing, a straight male bachelor who traveled to the interstellar age, was notified by the empire to pick up his spouse at the civil affairs office within a week. Wen Qiuxing happily went there, he fantasized that he would get paired with a beautiful girl, but he came back with a handsome man who had blue eyes and was 1.9 meters tall! In order to abide by the marriage rules of the empire, the straight male earth man and the alien handsome guy lived intimately together. Immediately afterwards, he learned that his partner was a fine one, and his other identity was that he was the majesty of the empire. The problem was that his partner was dedicated to erase his own royal identity! 

This is a light read on how the aforementioned beings traveled to the interstellar age and faced various embarrassments. The author’s writing is neat and clean, the plot is empty, and the main character’s role is exaggerated. It is a fantasy light novel that was made to make people temporarily forget reality.

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Miccie368
Miccie368 rated it
June 22, 2020
Status: Completed
  • I MTL'ed this as the "translators" are also just pulling this straight from MTL. Barely any corrections and word for word MTL. Don't waste your money giving these people for just copy and pasting.
  • This story is fast and slow at the same time. Not sure how to explain it but I enjoyed reading it!
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mrjokey
mrjokey
July 31, 2021
Status: c6
Can anyone call themselves translators just cause they copy, paste, edit mtl'ed into another mtl'ed?

Any real translators out there, I'm freaking begging you to turn this ultimate novel into a proper English translation of Chinese novel! Freaking PleAsE!!!
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takame
takame rated it
October 20, 2020
Status: Completed
note: if the "insisting to be straight" plot peeves you then you might get irritated at MC. Otherwise don't let that prevent you from reading it. It's a pretty interesting story. I enjoy the part where they crossed the interstellar and spent time on earth. Few interstellar stories acknowledges an existing planet earth.

I got really intrigued with the title. And it is indeed interesting in more ways than one. I hunted all episodes all over the net. Let's not rate the story because of the translator, it's not the story's... more>> fault. (PM me if you want raw links).

My favourite entertainment is to see the love triangle developing between the MC and ML's multiple personality self. And especially the MC's hair-tearing frustration (with the MC jealous with HIMSELF). Lmao. Happy ending, including my favourite side character who found it's own alien. <<less
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ActualTrash
ActualTrash rated it
June 9, 2020
Status: Completed
It's alright, the last sentence of the description fits it perfectly:
"It is a fantasy light novel that was made to make people temporarily forget reality."
It doesn't do anything particularly well, but it doesn't do anything that badly either. It makes it a bit hard to review.
3-3.5 overall.

In my opinion, the biggest weakness of the novel is its setting. It's interstellar, so obviously some of the things in it are going to be a bit out there in terms of reality, but some things are just something you'd find in a novel. For example: There's 7 stars, and each one represents a different thing. The first star, and the one in which the novel takes place, represents... Order. The second one Freedom... and I forget the others. One of them is Chaos? It's just a bit silly, and overall quite irrelevant. It's the irrelevance that makes the setting weak. Why include something if it's never actually included significantly plot-wise? You could take the same forced-marriage concept and apply it to various other settings and you'd basically get the same plot, is what I'm trying to convey. This one just happens to have spaceships.

The people of each star tend to follow the traits of what the star represent. So the MC is special due to the fact that he's pretty free-spirited and active compared to the others on the first star... but wouldn't this also imply he wouldn't be special if placed on the second star?

The MC doesn't really have any outstanding traits besides the fact that he's different. What's good about him is that he says what he wants and doesn't take nonsense lightly.
The ML is probably the best part of the novel. It's a small spoiler imo, but I'll spoil it regardless: (It's in the tags tho)

Spoiler

He has two different personalities. The second one is the one MC first gets married to. They both fall in love with MC though, and I liked how they were jealous of one another.

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It's how the ML and MC manage the above that makes the novel enjoyable. If he was just some normal iceberg ML it probably wouldn't be that good overall. I also think the MC could've talked over some problems a bit more, I feel like it would've been solved more easily if he had done so? ML probably could've talked over some stuff a bit too, instead of making assumptions, but I think he's a bit more reasonable considering he's dealing with extra baggage.
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Kittie
Kittie
June 24, 2020
Status: --
This time the MC are not likable at all. He was so cruel and ruthless to ML. Maybe the author trying to make his character a mensao or tsundere? I feel like he always take ML simple and joke. Although I know that ML has 2 personalities and the person MC married the second time also ML other personality. How come I feel like MC are cheating.

All I though was poor ML, he's so pitiful. The first identity is a tyrant king with bad attitude and second one like noble... more>> gentleman, but they both love MC very deeply. But MC attitude for them are so bad.

This is how bad I feel for MC. I know that he also love both of them. <<less
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Eferia123
Eferia123
June 11, 2020
Status: Completed
Well I can only said it is a good story.

The story mainly focused toward the MC and Ml.

But the baby in the story is so cute.
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Melange
Melange rated it
March 10, 2021
Status: Completed
I read this a while ago but didn't realize there was a translated version. The plot was hmmm, okay I guess. Very strangely paced.

I'm not really a big fan of the multiple personalities trope. This is basically 3 ML combined into a single person.

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Spoiler

Basically, ML is a heartless tyrant for 9 months out of the year, and a caring guy 3 months out of the year. The personalities don't retain memories during this period, and MC happened to get married to the second personality during the 3 month period. He gets pregnant, and ML's second personality goes dormant.

Then first personality forces MC to divorce and marry the first personality all the while thinking there's some bastard in MC's belly. Just a bunch of ML being jealous of himself.


And eventually they merge into a third personality who completely forgets everything in the past 10+ years including MC and their kid. Yayyyy so romantic ~~

No.

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There were a lot of unresolved loose ends at the conclusion, so much so that I felt like the AU in the extras had more closure than the actual novel. <<less
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Soleus
Soleus rated it
June 10, 2020
Status: Completed
This is a light novel with an incredible witty MC. He's forced to marry a random person by the gov as the original owner didn't pay "single' tax for 3 months. He married the ML and got into some series of misunderstandings later on bcz of the ML ... more>>
Spoiler

dude got split personality and the main personality is jealous of himself coz the sub personality made the MC pregnant.

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I love mc's character. He is like an unafraid tiger cub that dares to throw slippers to his husband, the majesty who is famous for his cruelty. I enjoyed it very much. <<less
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MehrM
MehrM rated it
September 6, 2020
Status: --
I just give 5* to any novel I like there's no middle or whatsoever

However I do have some dissatisfaction for example the side stories

Why did they not give an explanation to why they broke up before it's like some mysteries 1 think the other broke up with him 1 don't know why the other think he broke up with the other... and that's it no explanation given... really frustrating...

But whatever the main story was nice like really nice... the love between them felt nice even the weird misunderstanding... the ML... more>> like the MC no matter how

The MC is sassy, he would curse at the ML even if the ML have forgotten about him... and even if the ML had no feelings for him at that point which means he could be killed or beaten... he doesn't care he would say whatever he wants... and try beat me if you dare

***Warning***

Btw the translation is not that good so... well still readable <<less
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