Are All You Straight Guys Like This?

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— Ye Ran feels like his straight roommate might be… flirting with him.

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【Conscientious, gentle, polite art-department little-angel shou × aloof flower, calculating, self-bent, teasing gong】

His “straight” roommate is a campus celebrity — a god-tier figure in the university town. Handsome, quiet, distant — he’s the well-known aloof flower everyone admires from afar.

Love letters pile up until his hands go soft; his admirers are countless, and they come in both genders.

Feeling troubled, Ye Ran calls up his childhood friend to complain.

After listening, the friend instantly understands: “Got it. You want to chase him.”

Ye Ran: “?”

Friend: “I support you.”

Ye Ran: “……”

Friend: “I’m super experienced in this kind of thing. I’ve chased plenty of hotties — you can tell right away if they’re into you once you confess.”

Chasing someone, after all, only comes down to a few approaches:

Show concern and care

Be attentive in every detail

Be gentle and thoughtful

……

Ye Ran struggles to explain: “Actually…”

The friend, enlightened again: “Ah, I see. You don’t get it yet.”

He gives examples: “When he’s sick, you take care of him — buy medicine, bring water — that’s showing concern. When he needs something, you help right away, always keeping an eye on his social media — that’s being attentive. When he’s sad or upset, you comfort him — that’s being gentle.”

Ye Ran stays silent for a long while.

Then, gathering his courage: “What if… he’s the one doing all that to me?”

Friend: “?”

Ye Ran’s ears flush red, his voice soft: “He… he lets me wear his clothes, join the same club as him, takes me traveling with him… and… and…”

Friend urges impatiently: “And what else?”

Ye Ran: “When he got drunk, he hugged me and slept with me.”

Friend: “Tsk.”

Friend: “Sneaky straight guy.”

Friend: “Pah — devious top.”

……

Ten minutes later.

Friend: “Plane tickets booked.”

Ye Ran: “Huh? You’re coming back to the country?”

Friend: “Yep.”

“Romance is always most fun when you’re watching someone else’s.”

Reading Notes:

Slice-of-life; written in memory of my own college days.

The gong is cunning and teasing, but only teases the shou.

The pre-relationship tension and post-relationship sweetness are about equal — I love that silent, unspoken ambiguity before the window paper is pierced.

After starting university, Ye Ran is assigned to a mixed dorm. His roommate Shen Shi is a campus heartthrob — handsome, quiet, and considerate, which quickly earns Ye Ran’s admiration. Living, eating, and attending classes together, their feelings subtly change with time. The story’s characters are vivid and realistic; the tone is light and humorous. It gently explores family, friendship, and love, resonating easily with readers. Definitely worth a read.

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Are All You Straight Men Like This?
你们直男都这样吗?
你們直男都這樣嗎?
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  1. Weak Start; DNF 2
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  3. School age( high school and college)modern to read
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  5. Novels that focus on character's relationship

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citrus_sunsun
citrus_sunsun rated it
February 3, 2026
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ML is so damn calculating and I love it. Im not yet done reading it, but so far so good. There are some things that made roll my eyes like how is MC so gullible, being manipulated by ML into doing this and that

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ML told MC he was gay but MC was so sure that ML was straight and was only caught in the moment (ML was kinda homophobic at the beginning, because of that MC hid that he was gay. So when MC was lowkey pressured to come out of the closet, ML suddenly also came out. That's why MC thought ML only said he was gay to just not ruin their friendship)

MC did a lot of tests to convince ML that he was straight. ML used that to his advantage to kiss MC as a "test" to see if he can feel something for the same s*x. He kissed MC a lot of times, and MC kinda js accepted as a way of "helping him".

AND THEN, when the news spread out that ML is gay, so many people dm'd him and he also used that to his advantage. He showed MC the kind of messages he'd get (js the gays looking to sleep w him). MC, being the kind soul he is, was angry for ml. And ml, being the most calculating bih I know, used mc's kindness into convincing him to be in a fake relationship w him, so that people will no longer message and gossip abt him. During the fake rs, they were soooo lovey-dovey, always kissing and hugging and doing things fake couples would NEVER do. But they do end up dating each other fr.

another thing that kinda irked (?) or got me thinking a littleee bit was when MC mentioned that he was scared to come out of the closet because he feared losing his friends, but had no problem coming out immediately to the whole public after they became pretend-lovers w ml?? Idk brah I js let that shi pass by me cuz I personally like this kind of trope.

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i like me some manipulative, head-over-heels gong x a kinda innocent shou <<less
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I N A K E rated it
February 15, 2026
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I liked how cute the story was and how the ML was as a boyfriend, but I had a tiny tiny problem. Actually nvm it was a big ass problem. The ML was too damn pushy with the MC regarding the yk what. Bro kept being forceful every chapter and it just really bothered me. Also it seemed like all they had going on between them was just s*x, they don’t talk much at all or had normal conversations. It was hinted that they were pretty close all the time... more>> and talked a lot but we never got to see it. ALSO (there’s more indeed) the author kept describing MC with a bunch of shitty words they found in the internet or smth. Wdym after kissing the MC’s tongue is all blotchy, swollen and red? It sounds soooo s*upid I just skipped through it. If you want to read brain slop on top of more brain slop then this story is the one 🥰 but then I remember that this is all fiction so I’ll give it a decent rating <<less
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