On Ye Mian’s first day transferring into Criston Academy,

his father earnestly told him,

Criston Academy is full of rich second-generation heirs who are foolish but loaded with money.

As long as he builds good relationships with them,

the pocket change they casually toss around would be enough for him to live on for a year.

Ye Mian took this lesson to heart—he would definitely latch onto these foolish rich heirs and squeeze them dry of their money!

On his first day transferring, Ye Mian encountered the wealthiest prince of the Mermaid Clan. He heard that mermaids are treasures from head to tail—their tears turn into tiny pearls, and their scales are even more priceless.

Ye Mian immediately latched onto him.

On the shamelessly clingy second day, Ye Mian ran into the son of the Beastfolk chieftain.

Ye Mian thought to himself: he has two hands, so why not use one to latch onto another big shot?

…On the third day, Ye Mian encountered the descendant of the ancient and mysterious Dragon Clan from a distant planet.

…Perhaps feet could also serve as hands.

On the fourth day, Ye Mian met the next clan leader of the K-system Clan.

Ye Mian: “Father, you were absolutely right! This place is full of foolish rich heirs with money to burn!”

At first, everyone looked down on this fool who threw himself at them.

But when the Mermaid Clan prince was severely dehydrated due to an accident,

only he—this silly, foolish Ye Mian—carried bucket after bucket of water to fill the bathroom for him. From then on, the mermaid’s gaze changed.

The Beastfolk despised bootlickers with people-pleasing personalities the most, but when he discovered that the person from his childhood was Ye Mian, all he wanted was to mark him and claim ownership.

The Dragon Clan had always been low-key and reserved, convinced they would never fall for lowly humans. But when he was injured and turned into a little black loach, cradled gently in someone’s hands, he realized he was wrong.

The K-system Clan was typically gloomy and reclusive, but when he sat alone by the river, Ye Mian would share many snacks with him. Though they tasted awful, he decided to claim this ray of sunshine for himself.

Much later, Lin Xu watched the mermaid emitting desperate mating signals by his ear, the Beastfolk sniffing him frantically, the dragon coiling its tail around him, and finally, the K-system being who almost wanted to envelop him entirely within its body.

…He fell into deep thought.

Ye Mian: “…The price needs to go up!!”

Ye Mian: Watch me go from being universally disliked to universally adored, all on my own merit.

Bystanders: Hmm… I think it might be more about being foolish/clueless/silly?

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