“In ancient times, there was a gold-swallowing beast named Bai Wan. Bai Wan was unparalleled in brilliance, no one before or since has been able to match; Bai Wan was charming….”... more>>

“Speak human tongue.”

“Sh*t Shoveler, kiss me la!”

(Note: “Sh*t Shoveler” here refers to a person who cleans up after pets, such as a pet owner.)

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Perspective: First-person narrative from the gold-swallowing beast; minimal emotional involvement.

Content tags: Sweet story <<less