According to popular legend, the war god of Da Liang Huo Wujiu was once captured by the enemy country. His meridians were severed and both his legs broken before he was thrown into prison. In order to humiliate him, that dissolute ruler even gifted him to his cutsleeve brother as a concubine.... more>>

General Huo suffered a great deal of humiliation and insult. He bided his time for three years before the cicada shed his skin and he escaped back to Da Jing. After treating his crippled legs, he led his army in three months to storm the enemy’s capital, slaughter its emperor, raze its capital, and finally beheaded that garbage cutsleeve, hanging his head on the city walls for three whole years.

Since then, the world has been united.

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Jiang Suizhou, a history department graduate advisor at a certain university, received a dissertation which used these unofficial histories of Huo Wujiu as their basis, and criticized the student to no end.

When he opened his eyes again, he had transmigrated into that cutsleeve prince from the stories.

There were lanterns and colorful decorations everywhere. A servant came, sending word that the disabled general of the enemy state had already entered the prince's manor in his wedding sedan.

Facing down General Huo, who had been tortured to the verge of death, dressed in red wedding clothes, glaring balefully, Jiang Suizhou only then knew - these wild stories could also come true.

And cause him to be beheaded for public display, his head hung on the city walls for three years.

Jiang Suizhou’s only option was to provide for General Huo well.

The overt and covert attacks of the imperial court, the witless ruler's every possible humiliations -- he grit his teeth and absorbed it all, all in the hopes that in three years time, he could but keep this head of his.

Of course, he didn’t dare to even dream of asking this 9 ci* tall “concubine” to actually serve him.

However, before the three years was up, General Huo’s legs actually healed on their own.

Not only did he slaughter the useless ruler and unified the country, but he also forcefully blocked him in the room and insisted on fulfilling his duty as "concubine."

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*approx 6ft 10in in today's measures <<less

Lou Ting unexpectedly transmigrated into a dog-blood ABO novel, where his identity turned out to be that of a low-level useless Omega. As a competent cannon fodder character, his backstory was both pitiful and ugly, making him the target of online ridicule as a scandal-ridden artist.... more>>

Bound by a contract, he was forced to participate in a long-standing variety show that aimed to revive the careers of established artists. The audience was furious.

“Ugly reject.”

“This show is doomed. Are they resorting to tr*sh?”

“If he appears, I’m jumping ship!”

When Lou Ting made his entrance, clad in a well-fitted suit with broad shoulders and narrow hips, his perfect proportions stunned the previously eager critics who were ready to flood the screen with criticism.

Critics: “Who is this person? And he looks quite handsome??”

Mentor: “This outfit looks familiar.”

During his performance, Lou Ting effortlessly unleashed a melodic and enchanting dolphin-like voice, followed by a sudden change in music and a rap with precise rhythm accompanied by explosive dance moves. Amidst the awe-struck audience, Lou Ting stood firmly like a noble prince, humbly introducing himself, “Hello, everyone. I’m Lou Ting.”

Mentor: “?? What was that just now?”

Critics: “This world feels a bit surreal. I think I’ll ask my mom to take me back to our doorstep.”

After the grand finals, Lou Ting smiled warmly and said, “I participated in this because of my contract, but singing isn’t really my strong suit.”

Audience: “It’s hard to believe you when you’re holding the first-place trophy in your hand.”

A year later, Lou Ting stood on the stage of the Hundred Trees Awards, holding the Best Actor trophy, having successfully starred in several blockbuster films that grossed over billions at the box office.

Former critics turned fans finally realized, “Damn… he really can do more than just sing!” <<less