Wake Up, This is Not a Dating Show!

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Ye Nai debuted as the champion of a rap competition. Usually, if something displeased him, he would diss it a bit. This provoked many anti-fans, and his public reputation had always been poor.

His management company forced him to participate in a competitive variety show, telling him to strive to win back the public’s favor.

Ye Nai agreed on the surface: “Fine.”

In reality—

Seeing a Best Actor bring ten assistants into the production group, he said, “Here for a football match? Why are there no substitutes around?”

Seeing a top-tier idol wanting to go to the hospital over a minor injury, he said, “I advise you to bring a microscope, otherwise the doctor won’t be able to find the wound to save your life.”

When assigned an outrageous task, he said, “The production team seems seriously ill; tell the director to come handle it himself.”

His manager stayed up all night writing a resignation letter, but upon opening Weibo, discovered that Ye Nai’s public reputation had actually improved.

[It’s been a long time since I’ve seen such a real person in the domestic entertainment industry hahaha!]

[This handsome guy has the aesthetic of someone retiring from the industry tomorrow. Say a few more words before you leave, I love listening to it, I love watching it!]

[Protect our… oh, it’s Ye Nai. Protect yourself then, sis is retreating first.]

Manager: OK, just keep this persona. Maintain it.

Soon, everyone realized that Ye Nai didn’t just diss anyone he met.

When Yi Xingzhi slung an arm around his shoulders and asked, “Who are you grouped with today?”, this rapper who always wore a stinky face flushed from the base of his neck all the way to the tips of his ears. His usually sharp tongue actually started to stutter: “W-with you.”

Yi Xingzhi debuted as a band champion. He was a powerhouse lead singer who played the guitar masterfully.

Fans were all worried he would be out of his element on a variety show. After all, this bro had always been aloof and unapproachable, and disliked keeping conversations going or interacting.

Who knew that during an archery segment, while Yi Xingzhi was nocking an arrow and drawing his bow, Ye Nai suddenly said from the side, “Don’t worry, you’re more accurate than him even with your eyes closed.”

Yi Xingzhi tilted his head to look at him. The sharp gaze he had while aiming a moment ago instantly turned gentle, even carrying a trace of… doting?

“You’ve seen me shoot arrows?”

Ye Nai touched his nose. “No, I haven’t.”

“If I hit the target with my eyes closed, is there a reward?”

“Ah?”

Not waiting for Ye Nai to react, Yi Xingzhi had already raised his bow again. With just a brief aim, true to his words, he closed his eyes and then—accurately hit the ten-ring bullseye.

“Think about it?” Yi Xingzhi looked back at Ye Nai, the corners of his lips curling up.

The bullet screen instantly boiled over—

[Reward what? Think about what? Expand on that, I can afford the data!]

[Asking if I don’t understand: are these two dating on the company’s dime?]

[Wake up, this is a competitive variety show, not a dating show!]

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醒醒,這不是戀綜!
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