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*** (>'_')># I'll Comment on These When My Dough Fries #<('_'<) ***
I know I'm a waffle, but sometimes my nonexistent brain feels like a fried egg. Don't expect anything serious to read, it's only crack and the incomprehensible ramblings of a breakfast food item.
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Created: Dec 9th, 2021, Updated: Dec 5th, 2022
Created Dec 9th, 2021
Updated Dec 5th, 2022
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- Chiffon cake· Jan 9, 2022 10:15 AM
Waffle thing, you have a talent for writing reviews.Reply · 1 · 0- SoggyWafflez· Author · Jan 13, 2022 09:47 PMThank you! I didn’t plan on making them public at first, but my friends managed to convince me it would be a disservice to humanity not to. Glad not only humans but other cuisines like yourself enjoy my reviews!Reply · 1 · 0
- Hardlette· Jan 8, 2022 02:10 AM
Love these reviews XDReply · 1 · 0- SoggyWafflez· Author · Jan 13, 2022 09:51 PMI put my hypothetical heart into these comment rants, so I hope someone likes them! ^_^Reply · 1 · 0
