In his previous world, Ming Huan was born sick, weak and was pampered for eighteen years, he transmigrated into a book as a powerful alpha dragon protagonist with numerous wives’… but as a child. In order to survive, he had to forcibly adapt. Because he is also an SSS-level dragon, the dragon cub named Ming Huan was assigned to Yu Hanzhou, who was of the same species. With the probability of differentiating into alpha being 99.9%, the world’s high-ranking dragons with little omega cubs cheered: this cub will definitely become a qualified powerful alpha dragon under Admiral Yu’s upbringing!... more>>

Admiral Yu did an excellent job of raising him. For three years, they simply could not see even a little bit of the dragon cub. The day he became an adult, Ming Huan quietly differentiated into a …omega.

In the end, how could he be an omega? <<less

Shen Suian unexpectedly transmigrates into a dog-blooded BL novel and becomes the doomed white moonlight sought after by four scummy suitors who end up empty-handed.... more>>

He tore up the script, adopted an affectionate persona to infiltrate the Imperial Marshal's residence, spending his days leisurely drinking tea, basking in the sun, gently teasing the vegetative lion who was in a deep coma, and amusing the warrior orphans adopted by Gu's family—a group of fluffy cubs. Life was surprisingly carefree.

As a result, one day, the vegetative lion suddenly woke up, not only recovering human form but also cornering him against the wall.

The man had a handsome face, a robust physique, and the long-standing dominance that exuded a strong oppressive aura.

At this moment, however, his brows were furrowed, eyes lowered, unexpectedly emitting a sense of pitifulness. "When I was unconscious, you kept saying you liked me the most. Now that I've finally awakened, why are you only playing with those little cubs?"

Shen Suian: "..."

Accidentally overhearing the humanized lion discussing marriage proposals, Shen Suian was thunderstruck and frightened, prompting him to flee overnight.

A few days later, there was a knocking sound at the door. The big lion sat obediently, wearing a sign around its neck: "Homeless, seeking adoption."

Seeing that Shen Suian remained unmoved, it silently lay down, its tail hooking onto Shen Suian's hand, pressing against its soft belly.

The wooden sign flipped over, revealing another line of words: "Touched the belly, you must take responsibility."

Shen Suian: Hey, Empire Police, there's a lion trying to scam me here!

One-sentence Summary: Enjoying the show and teasing the lion, a delightful journey! <<less

Ji Mian was forced out of the family after his mother passed away and his father got married to someone else. He was attacked while traveling and suffered major injuries when he crashed into a Desolate Star.... more>>

He thought he would die on this Desolate Star, but he didn’t expect to wake up again covered with clean bedding and the smell of a hot meal permeating the humble house.

Ji Mian tilted his head, not far from him a handsome young Alpha was bent over, silently cooking soup. The Alpha’s name was Chu Shiye, with the lowest level E-Class Attack Power, which in the Capital Star, is regarded as a waste existence.

But his eyes were clean and pure, the pair of deep black eyes quietly looked at Ji Mian, as if Ji Mian was his whole world. So Ji Mian thought to himself that it would be good to stay here.

However, the good times did not last long when the Desolate Star was suddenly attacked and Ji Mian was separated from Chu Shiye in the chaos, being forcibly brought back to the Capital Star by his own family.

The Ji family locked him up for several days and then forced him to marry a person from another rich family. At the engagement party, Ji Mian was about to escape, but unexpectedly a shocking change occurred.

An army barged into the engagement venue, led by a young Alpha in uniform, with a frosty face, he walked straight towards Ji Mian.

“A-Mian.”

Chu Shiye trapped Ji Mian in his arms, his eyes flushed red, and fondly rubbed against the corner of his Omega’s forehead a few times, then said in a dumb voice.

“Finally, I found you.” <<less

Zheng Xize, the award-winning actor, reincarnates into a future world six thousand years later, equipped with extraordinary talents.... more>>

In this entertainment industry where mixed-race individuals of Asian descent are highly popular, he possesses a distinctively Eastern appearance. Accompanying him is a dedicated manager who always looks out for his best interests.

The most crucial aspect of his success lies in his unparalleled acting abilities, akin to a cheat code.

However, occasionally, Zheng Xize finds himself at a loss in the future world's interstellar entertainment industry. For instance, when shooting a major film filled with rampant mecha action, the script consists of only a few pages, the director and crew are never within sight, the chemistry between the male and female leads constantly falls short, and even intimate scenes require improvisation. _(:з」∠)_ <<less

After Lu Mo transmigrated into a Zerg novel, he was asked to play a cannon fodder male zerg and to never act OOC.... more>>

The original owner was ruthless, had a low IQ, and was very lazy!

Lu Mo executed each request ruthlessly, and after looking at the female’s increasingly numb face, his heart was full of guilt and pain.

I’m really sorry that you met a scum like me!!!

Previously, he had thought the female zerg already had a broken heart and had woken up from his dream; that from then on, he would give up his illusions, face reality, and become a calm and rational zerg. Although Lu Mo’s heart ached, he was still very dedicated to his work and would never be soft hearted.

But when the female zerg rolled around the room while holding a quilt and calling for him, red-faced—Lu Mo couldn’t help but feel a thud in his heart.

What the hell! How could this be!

__

Ling had never seen such a strange male zerg.

The male said that he hated him, but gave him an egg.

The male cursed him for being weak and useless, but gave him freedom.

The male never said that he loved him, but he never glanced at other females.

Ling was confused and at loss.

His friend slammed the table: Wasn’t this just being tsundere?!

Ling had a sudden realization!

That’s it!

The male master was indeed a very good zerg.

Three years later.

Lu Mo looked at Ling with a despairing expression : “Whatever. Just destroy it, hurry up. ”

So weird! How did his scum setting collapse!!!

Gong who is mistaken for a tsundere X Shou who is really a yandere but doesn’t know it. <<less

Despite becoming a Hunter, Han Yoo-sung was transmigrated into a strange world with neither magic nor martial arts. But everything changes when a message from... more>> the Gods appears before his despaired eyes… <<less

Chi Ning was a low-level Omega who was despised throughout the Federation, with pheromones so weak they were almost non-existent.... more>>

In the Chi family, the person is delicate, weak, worthless, and a small existence in their eyes.

Just when Chi Ning thought that he would be single for the rest of his life, the youngest general of the Federation proposed marriage to Chi’s family.

On the first night of their marriage, this pheromone top Alpha didn’t come home.

Chi Ning: Sure enough, I was disliked.

Chi Ning was depressed, thinking about how to maintain the relationship between husband and wife.

But when he woke up, he discovered that the top Alpha was being carried in. His handsome face was as pale as paper. When he looked at him, his fingertips trembled in fear, and he threw himself on him and cried.

Chu Shaochen: “…Don’t cry.”

Chi Ning’s beautiful eyes were watery: “Don’t die, I don’t want to be a widow.”

The beautiful Omega personally cared for the injured Alpha, even blowing on the medicine before it reached his mouth, and his eyes were as red as a rabbit’s every day.

The deputy general came to report to work every two days and was forced to stuff a mouthful of dog food.

“When I was injured, he was so worried that he couldn’t sleep well all night.”

“He’s still young, so I have to spend more time with him.”

Deputy General: Whoever wants to switch with me to do this reporting job, I would really appreciate it.

Chi Ning hid under the quilt, turned on the little rabbit light, and eagerly flipped through the novel. He’s been reading this series for a week. This series is extremely powerful. The low-level Omega changed his life against the odds. But then the quilt suddenly lifted. Chi Ning was startled, and the book flew out into Chu Shaochen’s hands.

Chu Shaochen raised his eyebrows: “How to conquer an abstinent Alpha?”

Chi Ning: “…”

Chi Ning pulled down the collar of his pajamas, “Hu, husband, my neck is itching. Could you look at it for me?” <<less

Zhou Mian, the God of War in the Glacier Empire, and his enemy, Admiral Cecil of the Earth Federation, fought on the battlefield for six years and lost.... more>>

What to do if you lose the battle?

Oh dear!

With a patriotic heart of generosity and righteousness, Zhou Mian gritted his teeth and prepared to accept the torture from the Federation, endure his fierce opponent , and live a life worse than death from then on, however…

Cecil: Madam Are you tired? Come here and I’ll give you **.

Cecil: Saturn’s tribute grapes, all for you to eat!

Cecil: Madam, the bed is warm! Come, let’s sleep /v\

Zhou Mian: …

um… what’s wrong? <<less

Tang Xin was the top first pharmacist of the Federation.... more>>

After her death, she traveled to a parallel world, planning to make a fortune by relying on hundreds of prescriptions in her mind. Inadvertently saved High-cold (superficial) male god as a guard/an escort. The male god said that he could not only beat the hooligans but also go up to the hall, down to the kitchen, and into the bedroom. <<less

Shi Qing’s task was to be a protector.... more>>

It was only after transmigrating to various worlds and eagerly counterattacking the villains there that he realized he was the biggest villain out of everyone.

– A king that liked to conquer other worlds

– A Film Emperor that had a malicious personality

– A Blackened Young Master with deviant intentions

– A Schoolyard Bully that was overbearing to others

Afterwards the gong that initially despised Shi Qing discovered:

– The Machine King that seemed like an invader was really a million-year-old baby

– The Film Emperor that seemed malicious was secretly helping upcoming actors

– The Young Master that seemed to harbor deviant intentions was a pure-hearted young boy

– The Schoolyard Bully that seemed overbearing was secretly in love

In the end….

The entire world: He’s such a good person! <<less

Qin Zhaoci accidentally traveled from the apocalypse to the future interstellar world, and became a rich second-generation Alpha Qin Zhaoci, and by the way, she got a beautiful Omega as her wife.... more>>

Qin Zhaoci, a self-proclaimed straight woman, said that she only likes men and is ready to be happy with Ye Lianyin as good sisters.

But who knows that this sister is getting worse and worse. Seeing that the gentle-looking Omega's character is getting closer and closer to being aggressive, she was also getting more and more out of order.

Seeing that the time agreed upon by the two when they got married has passed, and under her indulgence, Omega has become even more aggressive.

Qin Zhaoci finally looked at her imprisoned hands then at the Omega with reddened eyes infront of her, and willingly accepted her fate. <<less

The seemingly delicate and weak Lin Zimao was brought back from the garbage planet to the high-level planet by his biological father at the age of eighteen, before he could adapt to the new environment, he was dragged into a marriage.... more>>

On the day of obtaining the marriage certificate, Jiang Xuan, his marriage partner, immediately established some basic rules with him:

One, can’t disclose their relationship at school;

Two, can’t initiate conversation with him at school;

Three, please make sure to remember the first one.

Lin Zimao asked him: Are you sure?

Jiang Xuan nodded coldly: Can’t be more sure.

Then, Lin Zimao earnestly implement it.

Later——

Friends 1: Did that new student really come out of a garbage planet? I heard that he knocked out the front teeth of the boss of the Mecha Combat Department yesterday!

Friends 2: I came in as the first in the Command Department, when commanding the war, it took him ten minutes to surround my mecha team! Just ten minutes!

Female students of the same Department: Junior Brother Lin Zimao is amazing, not only did he help me fix my mecha, but he also added new functions to it!

The cousin shyly asked Jiang Xuan: Brother, when will you divorce sister-in-law, I really want to pursue him.

Wife is too excellent.

Jiang Xuan: Nothing, just regret.

After that——

At a classmate’s birthday dinner, someone saw Jiang Xuan pushed Lin Zimao against the wall, forehead to forehead, gently asked him: Still feverish?

Lin Zimao said: No more fever, just give me a hug.

Classmates: Is this still the billion-year-old iceberg they knew?!!! <<less

After his accidental death, Ji Mingjiang woke up again and found himself a deep-sea mermaid with amazing fighting power. Through a period of half-month worth of effort, the powerful Ji Mingjiang finally became the deep-sea overlord who tore the giant squid’s tentacle with his bare hands and slapped the great white shark with his tail. ... more>>

Unexpectedly, when he woke up again, he transmigrated for the second time from the ancient age to the interstellar era.

Without having the chance to bid farewell to his subordinates, Ji-former-overlord-Mingjiang who has lost his territory again, really wanted to destroy the dog system : )

After getting in touch with a few mermaids from this era, Ji Mingjiang discovered in despair: Mermaids, a race that was once hailed as the overlord of the deep sea, have now become pets that are weaker than cats and dogs and are warmly praised by the keepers for being able to swim two laps in the sea every day.

Ji Mingjiang, who doesn’t want to face reality: Don’t look at me like that again! ! !

Fortunately, before he was about to be driven crazy by the meticulous care around him, an eccentric man picked him up.

After finally not having to face the keeper’s exaggerated praise all day long, Ji Mingjiang felt that this overly pampering attitude was definitely not suitable for the growth of a creature like a mermaid. To change this deeply rooted view that came from nowhere, Ji Mingjiang decided to start with himself after much thought. So he turned on the live broadcast, trying to prove that the mermaid race is really not that fragile, and then…

Ji Mingjiang swam in the water at high speed for over an hour in an attempt to prove that mermaids have really good endurance.

Barrage: “My God, the cub is suffering; how is his tail?”

Ji Mingjiang turned on the live broadcast during lunch, trying to prove that the mermaid’s appetite is really not small by eating five bowls of rice in one sitting.

Barrage: “It’s fine if Leiden doesn’t give you fish, but how can he force you to eat so much? Does he think everyone can eat like him!”

After finding that the previous live broadcasts were ineffective, Ji Mingjiang decided to make a bold move. He turned on the live broadcast during his daily sparring with Leiden, trying to prove that the mermaid’s fighting power is really strong.

Barrage: “Call the police; even if it’s His Majesty, it’s illegal to abuse mermaids!” <<less

People need kryptonite to support virtual lovers. But the virtual lover in his game, liked raising him and spoiling him.... more>>

When Zhu Qingan was driven out of his small shanty by his stepmother, he was homeless.

The virtual lover gave him a large, luxurious villa.

Stepmom: “?”

Zhu Qing ‘an was left out in the talent show because of a villain.

The virtual lover calls in an empire of people and nearly crowds the audience.

Villain: “…”

Zhu Qing’an was ridiculed by Hei Zi when he had no money and was poor.

The virtual lover had a fleet of luxury cars worth millions of dollars to pick up Zhu Qing An in front of Hei Zi…to go to the bathroom.

The whole empire thought that Zhu Qing’an had talked about a powerful lover.

“Your lover’s assets have reached hundreds of billions? Is he the richest man in the empire? ”

“Is your lover’s status higher than that of the emperor?”

Zhu Qing ‘an: “I don’t, I don’t. I just have a piece of paper man. ”

I don’t want us to be separated by a world-like cold screen.

I want to touch him, kiss him, hug him and keep him in captivity. The desire and possessiveness born every day can drive me crazy.

He is my whole world. <<less

Dragon Rule #1: Every dragon should have a princess
Dragon Rule #2: Beware of Dragon Hunters
Dragon Rule #3: ...... more>>

Every dragon wants to be an excellent evil dragon, so Long Shiyu tried to abduct a princess.

Back then, he wasn’t the Dragon Lord yet, but there was an elf princess in some remote galaxy who was getting married in the elves’ ancient castle.

Castles, princesses and weddings.

This was a standard evil dragon plot!

And thus Long Shiyu waited for the wedding, seized the fairest of them all in his claws, and made a hasty escape. He landed in a wild plain, released his claws, and looked at his princess with satisfaction.

A handsome man glared back fiercely.

​So good-looking.

​Long Shiyu's heartbeat quickened, oblivious to the fact that this was not a princess, but a fearless dragon hunter.

Many years later, that hero no longer remembered him. He captured Long Shiyu as prey and kept him by his side, taking up the part-time job of dragon rearing in passing.

Hero’s POV: Long Shiyu is weak and helpless, but he has a big appetite. His bloodline is poor. If I let him out of my sight, he’ll be torn to pieces by other dragons.

Long Shiyu, who had long cemented his position as Dragon Lord: “...Sob.”

I’m gonna be subjected to the princess's petting again today. <<less

As the most beautiful omega from the Silver Moon clan within the last decade, Yu Lan was abducted as a young child.... more>>

When he was about to be sold to a wealthy businessman at the age of 22, he managed to escape.

Barefoot and running desperately.

-And ended up crashing into the arms of a man.

When Yu Lan first met Shao Mingyu, the man was handsome and elegant, and with a calm expression, he said to him, “I won’t touch you, come back with me.”

So Yu Lan was ignorantly picked up by the man and moved into his manor.

He didn’t know why the man took care of him, but he hid his affection within his heart. He obediently took inhibitors on a regular basis, not wanting to lose himself during his heat and do something… something terrible to this man he had a crush on.

Until one day later, when Yu Lan wanted to give himself an injection again, the man clasped his wrist and asked in a hoarse voice, “Do you still need to use inhibitors?”

Shao Mingyu gazed at him, his voice low and soft, “Little grape, don’t use it anymore, okay?”

Yu Lan’s eyes widened.

As the man’s kiss fell, the inhibitor fell from his hands to the floor.

Soon after, news of the Shao family’s young master, the top alpha that everyone was paying attention to’s, marriage spread like wildfire. <<less

In the interstellar era, a family of ferocious beasts, who had not had a cub in 100,000 years, got a golden egg from the oracle. It is said that it will crack a ferocious beast that has not been seen in many years! Under the attention of the public, the eggshell cracked, the next second a pair of small furry wings popped out, and the fat chirp on the eggshell and the family of big villains looked at each other blankly.... more>>

Qiu Qiu: QAQ chirp?

The big brother of the family hesitated: …a ferocious beast?

#I have never seen something so outrageous in my life#

The whole family are brutal carnivores, but the youngest son is herbivorous!? In this regard, everyone on Star Network internally thought: Poor cub, it is probably weak.

Until the photos of the transformation period were accidentally exposed, after seeing the young man who was held by the big boss of the family, holding a small dragon, and looking back shyly with lavender eyes the whole universe went crazy!

The boiling interstellar citizens: Woohoo, help! What ferocious beast? I hurried over to recognize my father-in-law!! Regarding this, Qiu Qiu’s Dad V: Scram! If you don’t want to be beaten by Lao Tzu, don’t even think about it!! Otherwise I'll immediately rush back to Emperor Star to clean you up!

While the whole internet was full of grief, there was a rare low laugh from the palace and the black dragon’s tail wrapped around the sleeping boy’s waist. <<less

An Xian had a crossover from earth to the world of cultivation. As she arrived there, she practised conscientiously and diligently to become a well-known spiritual pharmacist. However, when crossing the final catastrophe, she unknowingly took the wrong medicine, causing her body to undergo abnormal changes and prompting her to fall into a deep slumber. When she finally woke up, it was already 1,800 years later. The world’s civilization had undergone a significant transformation. She also lost her feminine characteristics due to the disaster and the pill, making her unable to cultivate as she used to. She could only draw spiritual power from flowers and plants surrounding her. To use her brand-new identity, she began... more>> to grow flowers, open stores, sell medicines, and brainstorm for the future…

The medicine she developed had a miraculous effect on the treatment of mental illness.

The flowers she planted had grand plans to take over the world.

She was a woman who aspired to be a national “male” god.

But she had no idea that the man she had inadvertently picked up was the true male god and that he was about to bend himself for her. <<less

Song Xingtong woke up and found himself in the world of Beastmen. Every Beastmen dreams of a human being as his partner.... more>>

Here, the ratio of humans to beastmen is 1:100. The law stipulates that humans must marry when they reach adulthood, and they must have five beastmen husbands of different races in their lifetime, and there are no restrictions on the minimum ten “long-term, stable and legal” lovers. <<less

The cover is the character design of the protagonist.... more>>

Chu Shi Ci was bound to a system, which tasked him with saving those destitute male leads. However, he himself is not human. What can he do?

First World – ABO Story (Completed) Su Zheyan was originally a highly decorated general until the day his disguise as a Beta pretending to be an Alpha was exposed. He was thrown onto an abandoned planet to fend for himself, with only a small robot toy left behind by his father as his companion.

Suddenly, his toy came to life. [CP]: The destitute high-ranking general and his lively robot toy.

Second World – Campus Story

The top student and the clay figurines he molds.

Third World – Post-apocalyptic Story

The secret agent and his little assistant.

Fourth World – Supernatural Story The snake demon and his little monk.

Fifth World – Blind Painter and his intelligent speaker

Sixth World – Reclusive Wizard and his wicked doll <<less

Tao Yuan was willing to take the peach blossom system to go to different worlds to complete the tasks, and the most important task is to fall in love. And every relationship must be very sweet. He must be extremely pampered before the task is considered complete.... more>>

In short, after hopping, he must be spoilt in every world, spreading dog food (affectionate love).

White Lotus: I feel the deep malice from the world. If I am the protagonist, why did I end up a cannon fodder?

Slag Man: This slap in the face came too fast- like a tornado. If God gives me another chance to come back, I will love him for 10,000 years.

Onlookers: For God’s sake, take those two lovebirds away, we’re going to die of dog food! <<less

In order to give him an excellent offspring, Mia, a female Earthling, was held captive by the highly-intelligent alien Frederick...

Lin Jing, after reading hundreds of pure love novels, went crazy criticizing under the serialization of "Baitangwogua":... more>>

"[The routine always involves the attacker making progress with the recipient; Author, are you an AI writing this?]"

"[The attacker's description is always 'knife-like features,' 'broad shoulders, narrow waist, and long legs,' 'deep eyes'; while the times are changing, the author's aesthetics seem to be stuck in the distant Jurassic era!]"

"[And still bomb-grade perfect looks? Am I going insane? Can a man's beauty really prevent a world war?]"

He even posted several long critiques spanning thousands of words, almost blowing up his phone.

And then... he transmigrated, becoming the protagonist in the unfinished ABO novel of "Baitangwogua," and was even equipped with a useless system that ranked first in nonsense.

But in the world after transmigration, there appeared to be a difference between buyer's and seller's shows. Ah, it was simply literary transmigration fraud.

Lin Jing: "[Where are the awesome alphas? Marshals? Academic tyrants? Emperors? And the invincible top attacker Gu Morong?]"

Useless System: "[They are all waiting for your... favor in the capital star.]"

Lin JIng: "[Where are those alphas striding with their two-meter-long legs, lined up like F4 in front of me?]"

Useless System: "[Maybe the author deleted that part after your criticism?]"Lin Jing: "[...Then where are the omegas who are a combination of beauty, dominance, and combat prowess, except for being subdued by top alphas?]"

Useless System: "[It's you, it's you, it's all you...]"Lin Jing: "[Open your titanium alloy dog eyes wide and take a look, do I look like one?]"

—He transmigrated to a desolate star inhabited only by insect-like creatures.

But he gladly accepted this post-apocalyptic star where there was no 996 work schedule, no brainwashing sessions during breaks, and no alphas to date him.

Who knew, with a thunderous roar from the sky, came an alpha... no, it was a romantic rival.

Since they were all omegas, why compete against each other? Let's join hands and be good brothers. In the future, brother, as the model strong omega, dominating the world while I'll be your solid support. I'll drink yogurt and eat ice cream while watching you overthrow those alphas who look down on others!

But... there's something off about this romantic rival.He's always concerned about my late differentiation, and he even enjoys feeding me pheromones for no reason. It seems... he wants to mark me? <<less

To the end of the world.... more>>

.o0o.

Through his scope, he could clearly read the words on the billboard, despite the peeling colours and its inverted position.

‘Let the Main City’s sunlight wake you up every morning’.

It was a real estate advertis**ent.

It was anyone’s guess for how long the billboard had maintained this state since Lian Chuan first passed through this place, as if proving its slogan, “Let the Main City’s sunlight wake you up every morning”, to be merely a collapsing dream.

The Main City no longer had the space or supplies to accommodate more people.

.o0o.

Lian Chuan woke up to the unchanging system greeting, commencing yet another mundane day—as the most powerful “Hyena” of the Main City’s “cleanup squad”.

He was tasked with ridding the Main City, now short of natural resources, of its “redundant” population. However, as the annual “Festival Day” of the Main City approaches, the unvarying life takes a turn. Beneath the city’s unusual projects, are there hidden schemes? What secrets do the wild and unconstrained Travellers hold? Meanwhile, the “Bats” residing on the Black Iron Plains beyond the Main City watch them covetously from the sides like a tiger eyeing its prey… <<less

Suddenly, the unmarried twenty-year-old Ye Zhizhou had many more relatives, yet it was too late for him to clearly understand the circumstances as he nearly died in a car accident. After that, he somehow managed to survive and was even forcibly bound to a Salvation System.... more>>

How is it salvation?

Harems destroy worlds! Preventing a harem will save them!

. . . .

Ok, prevent harems. After seeing the entire system introduction, the corners of Ye Zhizhou’s mouth twitched. In order to return home safely, he decisively began his risky journey, he’d just treat it as if he was playing a large-scale strategy game.

Since then, the people the protagonist would rescue, he rescued first. The businesses the protagonist would make, he made first. The little brother the protagonist would take in, he took in first. The cliff the protagonist would jump off of, he jumped off of first. The gay s*x the protagonist would have, he’d have. . . . Wait wait, can’t do this one, change it, let me change it.

???: No, you can do this one.

Ye Zhizhou (alarmed): Who’s speaking?

???: Your husband.

Ye Zhizhou: . . . . <<less