Helian Chacha never expected that things could go even worse when she thought the worst had already happen...
She transmigrated, which was quite popular these... more>> days, but unfortunately she became a fake eunuch, who was actually a girl!
It seemed everyone in the royal palace wanted her dead.
She got poisoned and was forced to assassinate the Emperor. What should she do?
The emperor knew she wanted to kill him, but he just played dumb and watched her fail once and again, but she knew nothing about it and had to keep trying...
Oh my goodness, it was so hard for Helian Chacha to survive. Good luck with her... <<less

As a eunuch, Tian Qi’s ba zi* was harder than diamond-plated gold drill. Although her ba zi easily brought an end to three consecutive masters, the Emperor was not afraid to be the next casualty and got her to serve at Qian Qing Palace.... more>>

But although His Majesty looked like a handsome gentleman, his behavior was more like a hooligan. Once, the Emperor even touched Tian Qi’s lower abdomen and started to wonder at the amazing flatness of the area…

*八字 a Feng Shui term that refers to one’s date and time of birth, or the destiny that one is born with <<less

There was a prominent old martial arts family which in the hundred years would give birth only to males, never a girl. Finally, one day, a girl was born. She was a tassel blower among ten thousand green groves. Ultimately, she turned into an agile and brave tomboy!... more>>

There was also an imperial descendant who his old father had six princesses. His father was just short of a son to inherit the throne. Finally, one day, he got a bastard son who was his youngest child. With countless spoiling, in the end that son was brought up into a universally unmatched egomania!

"Zhen as the nation's number one beauty, as the nation only first class figure, obviously needs to have a professional bodyguard constantly at our side for protection. That will be you, the iron-willed female King Kong pretending to be a little eunuch." <<less

In order to regain her Tao Heart, Yun Xi travels through the three thousand worlds. In every world, there is a tragic cannon fodder that needs her to counterattack.... more>>

System: Host, this is a modern world, and your identity is a tragic daughter whose family was destroyed by her boyfriend!

Yun Xi: …

So, the miserable daughter becomes a domineering female president!

System: Host, this is an ancient world, and you are an unlucky princess who was betrayed by her husband.

Yun Xi: …

So, the unfortunate princess the resolute becomes Queen of the country!

System: Host, this an apocalyptic world, and your identity is the poor cannon fodder whose crystal nucleus was dug out by the heroine!

Yun Xi: …

So, the poor cannon fodder becomes the queen who unified the world after the apocalypse with a little white face next to her. Hey, isn’t this little white face a little familiar?

System: For other system’s hosts, they will be spoiled by the big bosses in every world, but my host has to be big boss in every world, who only spoils her little white face… <<less

Mu Jin grew up in modern times and had been an outstanding person who helped the grandmother to cross the road since childhood.... more>>

When she opened her eyes again, she had become the cross-dressing villain boss of the novel she had just finished reading. Her name was Mu Jinwen and she was the malicious and feminine fake eunuch of the great Yan Kingdom. Yet after transmigrating, she bound a qualified supporting character development who ordered her to protect the main characters as she completed her role to maintain the stability of the world. <<less

Even the most capable people cannot escape calamity. Zhang Ping, who dreamed of becoming the world’s best, voluntarily enters the palace to become a eunuch before his father has to resort to plundering and crime. ... more>>

How can a prince be so thin and bony, that was Zhang Ping’s first impression of Huangfu Jie.

The prince looks at the kneeling eunuch, the scars and wounds on his body not yet healing.

Zhang Ping’s eyes turn red—I curse your ancestors for eighteen generations!

He is just little uglier; weirder than normal people.

Are ugly people not human? I, Zhang Ping, swear to cultivate the world’s second best over here in the palace! <<less

Lou Jing was beaten half to death by his father, then forced to enter the Eastern Palace. Becoming the Crown Prince’s Consort meant that he was no longer the Duke’s heir apparent. His future was ruined! The only thing Lou Jing could do? Help the Crown Prince, and protect the kingdom…... more>>

Emperor: “My Empress, please note that I’m technically the husband here.”

Lou Jing picked up the person dressed in Imperial dragon robes and laughed, saying: “I know, I know, this loyal subject definitely won’t tire your Majesty out in bed!” <<less

Shi Jiaojiao was a novelist who specialized in abusive stories. She was unintentionally electrocuted one night while staying up late to write more dog-blood. She was ens*aved by the reader’s complaint system. To survive, she had to travel in all of her books and perform assignments.... more>>

In the first book: Shi Jiaojiao transmigrated to a vicious white lotus that caused the second male lead to go blind.

Shi Jiaojiao: Damn, did I write this story! What’s going on!

The second book: She was transmigrated as a young vicious wife who took away the male lead’s sole remaining properties after he was gravely injured and went bankrupt, causing him to postpone treatment and end up spending the rest of his life in a wheelchair.

Shi Jiaojiao: What is the title of this book?! This is impossible!

The third book: She was transmigrated as a scumbag woman who abandoned her son and family. She was greedy for wealth and coveted the position of a concubine. From the depths of hell, the spirit of the husband who perished on the battlefield crawled back.

Shi Jiaojiao: This must not have been written by me! Woo woo. I want to go home. <<less

When mountains and seas separate me from my beloved, I shall flatten those mountains and fill in those seas. ... more>>

Eating, drinking and whoring — since his banishment to the Nanjing Ministry of War, these had become Xie Yilu’s entire life. In this lawless age, scholars and Eunuch Faction sycophants clawed at each other’s throats and each grand chamberlain wielded more power and influence than the last. As someone who could not master the arts of flattery and bootlicking, Xie Yilu’s only wish was to be a conscientious minor official.

Yet who knew that in such chaotic times, one could still encounter written confessions that sung out in a voice as fresh as the light of dawn?

Plum blossoms are but fleeting visitors; only pines will be one’s constant companions.

Xie Yilu had fantasised about such a person, but he could never have imagined that this confidant like an immortal ascended from the dust of worldly affairs was actually him?!

An old stone lantern stand, a page of powerful calligraphy and a set of heartstrings plucked out of the blue. Looking up at that frosty visage, Xie Yilu could not help but wonder — what is he hiding behind that haughty mask? <<less

Ling Xiao was secretly in love with a girl named Mo Qi; because of an accident, they both crossed into the ancient times.... more>>

Mo Qi who was preinstalled with the Mary Sue halo, in these ancient times, walked to the summit with a golden finger.

However, Ling Xiao continued to be exploited by Mo Qi.

After he no longer had any values to exploit, he soon became a pitiful cannon fodder.

The heavens decided to take pity on Ling Xiao.

And gave Ling Xiao an opportunity for rebirth.

After rebirth, he vowed that all his enemies would repay him with a debt of blood!

However, why have all these enemies of his, fallen into the mode of cutting their heads open?

“Hey, are you really that unremarkable person who used to follow behind Mo Qi?”

“So this dance was originally danced by you, sigh……”

“You are obviously a man, yet you move me so much.”

“Enough! Since you have taken the initiative to provoke me, then you must concentrate on me!”

Ling Xiao expressed: If you want to counterattack, then counterattack. As long as your golden finger is bigger than Mo Qi’s.

But how did Mo Qi’s Mary Sue halo end up in his body! He is still a straight man who likes beauties! He definitely, definitely doesn’t want to turn bent! <<less

This is an alternate history. Decades after the fall of the Eastern Jin Dynasty, the world is still in chaos, although there is hope for reunification.... more>>

Of poor background, Jiang Zhe, styled Suiyun, has finally, after ten years of hard work, passed the imperial examinations and become a scholar within Hanlin Academy. Unwittingly, he becomes involved in the succession dispute of the Great Yong Dynasty. He faces conspiracies and machinations and countless battles of strength and wits. Intending to avoid court politics, he ultimately has no choice but to become involved. With no alternative, Jiang Zhe can only follow the crowd, joining the chaotic political turmoil. In this conniving world, he uses his intelligence and knowledge to provide for himself and his companions a stable environment to survive.

Watch nations fall, great men rise, and supreme martial artists kneel before the quiet whispers of a frail, unassuming scholar. <<less

During the reign of Emperor Yizong in the Tang Dynasty, the well-known female detective Huang Zixia turned from a talented woman who solved crimes to a mu*derer who killed her whole family overnight, and became a wanted criminal hunted by the government with an arrest warrant in every county. Li Shubai was born a prince, but he was weighed down by the looming curses of “widowhood, loneliness and sickness” that followed him like an inescapable plague. When the emperor bestowed the marriage, the prospective princess consort behaved suspiciously, and the curse of “widowhood” was threatening to be realized.... more>>

Huang Zixia had fled to the capital alone seeking redressal of the tragic grievances that suddenly befell her, and met Li Shubai, the Prince of Kui by chance. Li Shubai, who saw through Huang Zixia’s disguise, promised to help her re-investigate the brutal mu*der of her family members to exonerate her of the charges. In exchange, he asked her to go undercover as an imperial eunuch and stay at the Prince Kui manor to investigate the unfathomable mystery that had been perturbing him for a long time. <<less

After Le Yao Yao died in the modern world, her soul ended up in another girl’s body from an ancient era. Oddly enough, the body of the girl was wearing a eunuch outfit! Before Le Yao Yao could figure out how to escape, she was found and dragged to serve the legendary Prince Rui aka Leng Jun Yu.... more>>

Prince Rui was known to be ruthless and cruel. In addition, he hated women so much that none were allowed within five steps of his reach.

Will Prince Rui do anything to Le Yao Yao? Will Le Yao Yao try to escape from the Palace? <<less

Three Emperors have died in quick succession. The prince whom nobody had taken notice of unexpectedly succeeds to the throne. He is quickly plunged into... more>> layers upon layers of danger. The Empress Dowager dislikes him, wishing to install a younger, more obedient Emperor. His half-brother dislikes him, accusing him of stealing the throne that is rightfully his. The palace attendants and servants dislike him, believing that he is not a true Emperor. The Child Emperor must save himself. <<less

If there was any identical and pure coincidence.... more>>

He is Lord Jiu Qiansui (nine thousand year) who everyone loathed. He is vicious, merciless, cruel and savage. Receiving flattery and take unfair advantage, causing calamity and chaos beyond the scope of syllabus. The emperor doted on him and trusted him, the consorts tried to gain his favor, the crown prince vowed to get rid of him and the officials wished that they could devour his bones and eat his flesh.

The crafty wanted to get into his favor.

The honorable wanted to kill him.

The commoners looked down upon him.

He is the rebel and traitor that everyone wanted dead.

And such a him got a love that he wouldn’t even dare to think about. That cold fragrance had always stood by his side and vaguely always surrounded him. She was like an antidote that seemed to carry poison, making him crazy.

If you don’t abandon me, then I will give up everything for you to have a life of no worries!

When Zhao Zimu pulled Ling Qing’s first white hair, his lips were in a thin line and asked displeased, “Do you abhor me now?”

Zhao Zimu touched his forehead with her lips and laughed, “How would I dislike you? You are the one I want to grow old with. Now, you are just one step ahead of me.”

Even through rain of blood and forest of daggers, I will stay by your side in this life, looking at how the flowers bloom and wither and how winter becomes spring. <<less

After Xie Huaian transmigrated, he became a sickly beauty deep in the palace with three misassumptions:... more>>

Xie Huaian was a salted fish with amnesia that only ate and drank. But in the end, he accomplished great things and saved the people of the world.

The puppet emperor was a scheming, guarded, suspicious man he should avoid at all costs. But in the end, the emperor moved into the same room and even helped him boil bath water, dress, and comb his hair.

Xie Huaian was afraid of being hurt and would never fall in love. But in the end, he blazed up like a fire and happily pounced—

The fire burned even bigger. The emperor’s true heart also blazed. <<less

Having been divorced twice, Su Mi encountered two rotten peach blossoms. One is her brother-in-law who had designs on her, and the other is a cruel and ruthless eunuch. After careful consideration, Su Mi chose the latter with trepidation. On their wedding night, the eunuch wiped the bloodstains from the prison off his hands and chuckled at Su Mi who is hiding in the corner, saying, “Come here.”... more>>

Su Mi: ╥﹏╥…

Proud and fake eunuch vs. charming businesswoman.”

Notes:

1. The male lead is a fake eunuch who does not live in the palace for a reason that will be revealed later.

2. The male lead dotes on the female lead but has a strong possessive desire.

3. The story is set in a fictional Ming dynasty and focuses on the development of the romantic relationship between the male and female leads.

[Scene]
Person A: I heard that Eunuch has a beautiful appearance and a graceful figure. He is a rare handsome man.

Person B: What’s the use of that? He’s just a eunuch!

Su Mi: Qin Yan, someone else said you are a eunuch!

Qin Yan: Whether I am or not, don’t you understand it yet?

Su Mi: …

T/N: In Chinese, 厂花/“flower” is a term used to describe a man who is popular among women .It’s similar to the English expression “ladies’ man”. <<less

Applying heavy makeup before the vanity,... more>>

Evil,

And good;

Yi Chongren, a castrated devil Huo Feng vowed to destroy even if it meant becoming a demon himself,

Yet in the blink of an eye, he was deeply bewitched;

Evil,

And good;

In the midst of a chaotic world, good and evil were hard to define;

Huo Feng was forced into despair by evil, indignant yet unrelenting;

But on this road he can’t turn back on, he couldn’t help but think of that person as good,

Chongren, Chongren,

Do you want to be reborn, or force others into rebirth?

Yi Chongren, Huo Feng,

Two people not meant to intersect,

Because of various goods and evils,

Forever intertwined[1]
[1] 剪不断理还乱: line from the poem 相见欢 (Joyful Rendezvous) by Li Yu <<less

“The palace doors are like an endless abyss, once through the barrier between that life and this, I can be nothing more but a stranger.”... more>>

A shy teen's life is forever changed when he finds himself in a different world one day; a world similar to his own except for the existence of True Qi and the Martial Path.

However, before that he has to deal with his impending castration and life as a fake eunuch in the 1000 year old empire of Grand Xia!

Watch as Ning Chen battle the Mongol Horde, fight through the depths of Hell and take on God himself with the aid of the mysterious Heavenly Scrolls as the awe-inspiring Marquis of Grand Xia.

Will this shy teen remain as innocent and carefree as before or will the hardships of war forever scar him and perhaps cost him his very life? <<less

Deep within the inner palace, there lives a special consort called the "Raven Consort" who does not serve the Emperor. Some of those who saw... more>> her say she is an old woman, while others say she is a young girl. It is said that she wields a mysterious magic and accepts any request from curse killings to finding lost things. The current Emperor, Koushun, visits her with a certain favor. No one knows that their encounter is a taboo that will overturn history. <<less

A lightning strike transmigrated Zu An into another world. In that world, he was known as the tr*sh of Brightmoon City, but for some reason, he was married to the gorgeous and highly talented daughter of the Chu clan? ... more>>

What? I’m a transmigrator but I don’t have any talent for cultivation? Why are there so many people out for my life? And most importantly of all, how in the world did I get on the bed of my sister-in-law on my wedding night?!

It was a nightmarish starting point for Zu An, but fortunately, as a famed keyboard warrior in his previous life, the world gave him a keyboard in this life too so that he could turn things around. Through his trolling and flaming, he shall stand atop the corpses of his burned enemies and rise to the top of the world! <<less

Question: How can one become a “bloody eunuch” that infatuates the Emperor?... more>>

Answer: Thanks for inviting me to speak. My name is Liu Xiaoyu, I’m a little court eunuch. I’m 18 years old this year and I am the Emperor’s most beloved court eunuch.

For the specifics, I must start from eight years ago. At the time, because my family was poor, my father and mother sent me to the palace. Afterward, I worked in the laundry department for eight years. My mentor, Ma-gonggong told me before he died that if I wanted to survive in the depths of the palace, I needed to keep my head down.

I kept these words close at heart, but what was even more unexpected was one day, I went to Yangxin Palace to get the Emperor’s laundry and witnessed an assassination!

Yu-gonggong of the Eastern Depot actually wanted to assassinate the emperor. In the chaos, I don’t know who pushed me, but the bucket full of laundry that I was carrying went flying and fell right on Yu-gonggong’s head.

Yu-gonggong probably never would have expected that someone would use laundry and a bucket as a hidden weapon.

I also don’t know who was boasting that I had amazing martial arts skills, but this pleased the Emperor, and he said that I had gained great merit for saving him and insisted that I be promoted to Managing Court Eunuch.

From then on, during the day I was in charge of all the eunuchs and palace maids, and at night, I had to stay in the emperor’s chambers to serve closely upon him.

The Emperor embraced me and said, “Liu Xiaoyu, aren’t you an expert in martial arts? Why are you so bad at enduring being tossed around?”

“Wuwuwu, Emperor, this servant works day and night, I’m very tired…..” <<less

Gu Yuanbai transmigrated into a BL novel as a weak, sickly emperor who barely had any sense of presence in the plot. The novel was a story of the struggle to gain the political power and love between the future regent and the first beauty in the capital, and he was supposed to serve just as a backdrop board.... more>>

Gu-wildly ambitious-Yuanbai: Don’t make me laugh.

He was the emperor—why would he let go of his power instead of expanding the national borders and leaving his name in the annals of history?

*

Xue Yuan, the son of the current supreme general and the future regent, hiding a burning ambition, accompanied his father into the palace for the first time. That day, he looked up, hidden among the crowd of courtiers, and caught a glimpse of the young emperor’s face.

Naturally rebellious, he sneered, thinking contemptuously that the little emperor looked prettier than the palace ladies. With this too-beautiful appearance and weak body, how was he planning to rule the country?

By making people take pity on his frailty? <<less

Chen Hui had traveled through the passage of time, but – when she woke up, there wasn’t even a single female servant surrounding her who exclaimed her return to consciousness.... more>>

Instead, the only person standing in front of her was an exasperating eunuch who pinned her with a malicious glare whilst remarking sarcastically, “Since Lady Chen despises and shuns lowly eunuchs such as myself, I won’t force myself upon you.

But, if you’re hoping for me to release and return you back to your family, then my only advice is for you to give up all such hopes! You will never be able to leave my household for the rest of your life, so you have little choice but to stay here till you die!”

Chen Hui: …

It turns out, that Chen Hui had time travelled, and awoken in the body of a lady who had attempted to commit su*cide (by ramming her head against the pillar) to display her staunch refusal to marry an exasperating eunuch.

However, in order to fill her belly full and keep her body warm, Chen Hui had no choice but to continuously think of different ways and means to approach the exasperating eunuch, to get to know more about the exasperating eunuch, to please and bootlick the exasperating eunuch, and to seduce… No, wait, forget about seducing that exasperating eunuch.

The eunuch Li Youde had spent his entire life being a callous, deceitful, and sly person. Never in his wildest dreams did he think that all he could think about during his most desperate hour was – how the mischievous, pampered, trouble-making enchantress at home would be able to continue living a worry-free and comfortable life without him by her side. <<less